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to live, i balance my corrosion with hydroxide

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2026-07-12 08:59:25 UTC

>Estonia is most environmentally friendly country in the world again
HOW
WHAT ARE YOU REST EVEN DOING

2026-07-10 12:49:05 UTC

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i still dont know what words like "transman" mean, let alone the more complex lingo
it takes me several minutes per word to put the maths together, its like doing infinite layers of "not not not not not gay" to my brain. (estonian moment where you can keep saying multiple negatives in a sentence in multiple ways and it still remains negative, but english not not = yes)

2026-07-10 12:44:52 UTC

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i havent opened /ttttttttttt/ in 2+ years but i used to just browse it to get a feel for the lingo ive missed and dont understand
hold on i got this
Snacks, dont rep or ur a passoid pooner toxic brainworm cesspit, u aint PIV-maxxing if you are AGP for autosadomaso of your self (space in between on purpose). marry the man in yourself, and then you can marry the dream androhuman to kyselves together with.

2026-07-10 11:33:04 UTC

1. Cow nose prints are unique like human finger prints. That means cows can use smart phones, or atleast fix them.
2. Warm freshsqueezed raw milk has anti-bacterial effect
3. Milk sucks in bad and strong smells, so if you leave a milk open for a day in a fridge full of onion, you can get onion flavoured milk.
4. A good cow makes ~40L of milk a day (in estonia), which comes to 9000 to 12000L of milk a year per cow. And you are proud if you can make 1 email a day lmao
5. Milk used to be made into glue, with the protein Casein
6. Most people have been lactose intolerant in the world for most of history. But despite that, we kept drinking milk so much that some gained tolerance via genetics, that is extra to short term tolerance via bacterial cultures in the body that can help you digest lactose proper.
7. Cleopatra (according to a few sources) took constant milk baths. If you want to feel respected and royal, you know what to do.
8. Milk has Tryptophan in it, which is known to help you get a good sleep, as it is required for the production of melatonin (sleep chemical). It is absolutely OK to drink a glass (or more) of milk before going to bed
9. Add a little salt to milk, and it lasts even longer
10. Humans have drank milk for 8000 years. They will probably drink that even more.
11. Cows dont see red. The Matador's red cape is red for theatrical reasons, and to hide blood stains. The bulls react to the movement of the cloth as a perceived threat, and any color works just as well.
12. England has a yearly cheese hill rally. People throw a cheese wheel down a hill and they fall and chase the cheese wheel.
13. The real milk freezing temp is -0.530C (+- a few % of a C depending on water content of the milk)
14. 4% of all cheese in the world, is stolen.
15. Humans are the only mammal that drink milk actively as an adult. And also the only mammal, that as an adult looked at a cow and went "Yup, i would drink that every day"
16. Cheese vaults are sometimes more guarded than actual money banks. For example, multiple cheese storages in italy holds 250 000 000+€ worth of cheese in it! Invest in cheese
17. Some people are extremely afraid of all milk and milk products. It is called Lactaphobia.
18. Cheeses like Mimolette or Stilton, have (cheese) mites in them. And thats fucking disgusting.
19. A cow calf drinks 4-8 liters of milk a day, which is 10 - 20 % of it's bodyweight
20. One of the more expensive cheeses, is Pule, aka Donkey cheese, at a price of ~1000€/kg. Why is it so expensive? No idea, but they say it is the cheese that makes you young, makes your immune system, and works as a aphrodisiac
21. To make 1KG of cheese, you need 10L of milk.
22. Cows see about 330 degrees at any point, and with a slight head tilt, see the last 30 degrees behind that they dont see naturally. That means, its very difficult to sneak up on a cow, if you want to do that
23. Cheese is one of the most calcium rich foods. That means that cheese pizza (mmm quattro fromaggi) cannot be a unhealthy food.
24. It's one of the many foods that people let go bad, and rancid, so that they can enjoy it later, perhaps years later even.
25. Worlds oldest known cheese is found in china, on the neck of a buried bronze age mummy. Its ~3500 years old and is a mix of cow milk, goat milk, and kefir grains. It was likely that the kefir grains were a gift for the after life, as they were used to kickstart fermentation of cheese.

2026-07-09 14:31:32 UTC

Northern Journey is a emotionally accurate hiking/backpacking simulator, Death Strandingers on suicide watch

2026-06-25 21:21:32 UTC

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its fridaye

2026-05-28 11:33:23 UTC

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2026-05-28 10:29:52 UTC

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use case for murder?

2026-05-28 10:21:40 UTC

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>we still have child labor, just not in your face
>we still have people smoking indoors, just not in public public SOMETIMES
>we still have slavery, just not in your face
crazy take in the comic, that being "AI would be OK as long as i dont have to face it and nobody tells me its happening"

2026-05-20 08:37:14 UTC

FUCK 25C i am legit dying from this great heat i will not survive global ass pounding warming

2026-05-17 17:23:35 UTC

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ew
i had to look at 2 girls pretend to peg each other for like 10 minutes, (plus on a few more occasions) 2 weeks ago infront of my face while i was laying on a couch at a party, i dont need this in my life right now lain

2026-05-17 17:20:26 UTC

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wait >NO GAY??
i'd never and i oughta pipebomb them

2026-05-17 17:20:06 UTC

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>VN
i'd never

2026-05-17 06:38:55 UTC

>Till Backhaus, the environment minister in the northern state of Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, hailed the operation as a success and an "example for Germany of what can be done".
Yes, waste an insane amount of public and private funds, personnel, equipment for rescuing a whale declared "will die no matter what very soon due to total injury of skin, and probably unknown diseases as well" by sea life researchers before being rescued
A minister like that should be fired, he is clearly incapable of doing rational action when potential emotional turmoil is at stake

2026-05-16 19:36:06 UTC

something between norwegian and mongolian
do germans... really`?? have that foot?
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2026-05-10 11:29:12 UTC

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2026-05-06 11:52:09 UTC

fucked up how americans have to put holes into their donuts themselves, here in europe the donuts come pre-holed

2026-04-29 20:10:51 UTC

>flower festival is on weekend i am working
F*UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkahaaaaahhgkkkckh

2026-04-05 17:06:39 UTC

still open to the double whammy of this years contract requireing me not to only fight big corpo AND subservients at the same time, but also having to fight AI stuff as well this year in favor for the subservients WHILE fighting against the subservients
almost like a conflict on interests here in my work tasks

2026-03-26 18:30:18 UTC

the objectively correct way mention a song is to FIRST say the artist name, THEN the song name, separated by a dash. not any other way around.

2026-03-11 19:05:31 UTC

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mfw i still have the photo of myself, age 17, infront of the reichstag building entrance doing the hitler salute with the fake mustache with two fingers
if i ever publically upload that im probably gonna get a stasi visit all the way at home
maybe they'll even shove a frankfurter in me in frankfurter airport

2026-03-06 00:14:49 UTC

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the elevator pitch to the game is "program nano-bots who are physically running in the internet cables to manipulate the internet physically and affect your life for the better (or worse)"
the gameplay is, its programming puzzles in the style of assembly code, but one section of code isnt longer than 10 lines so it keeps the stuff simplified, im a low-tier coder and low IQ coder irl and i was able to beat it with great effort but only needed a walkthrough for like 1 level. im not the brightest man in this topic so if you are a computer nerd then its not gonna be a breeze, but it is going to be atleast challenging fun
the EXA is the name of the nanobot(s)
the punks is because the game is cyberpunk themed as hell, read zines and live in a dingy apartment

2026-03-03 12:19:33 UTC

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iran's shahed drone (originally developed in the UK) is quite the trendsetter indeed, every country has copied it, suprisingly the NATO countries are the last in line to realize its potential

2026-02-21 04:23:06 UTC

>game is 1.5 gigs
>download is 500 megs
now THATS, what i LIKE to SEE!

2026-02-07 23:17:33 UTC

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2026-01-20 21:00:40 UTC

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could be. you would have to ask why infinite lifespan animals/lifeforms don't get excessive amounts of cancer, which would be interesting to know

2026-01-20 20:50:01 UTC

Punk today is so cucked
>here's a 35821744 page manifest on why you are a fascist if you dont start your every morning by gooning to BBC sissy porn t. Zoomer "anarchists"
back in the day a punk shitfuck would put on the appropriately wrong costume and symbols and go to the wrong neighborhood just to beat some people/get beaten up
why i write this is because a punk band at home country just got cancelled and disbanded because the lead singer threatened to beat up some other punk - and the band is the one who are cuckolds here
we have to start beating up punks, it's the only way to heal the system

2026-01-03 05:35:07 UTC

women light up the world
thats why its called broad daylight

2025-12-20 19:42:10 UTC

Overall i would say that the average American car driver is quite a good driver. Hands down no question, the worst drivers in terms of quality are California driver's. True I've only been to like half the states now but they are, to my eye, been exceptionally shit. Pickup drivers tend to be the bmw shitbox drivers of home. Aggressive, offended if you dare pass them, etc.
Traffic signage is terrible, I've seen a lot of just ought right wrong signage, both temporary and permanent ones. Vegas is def the worst offender with just having no functional signage and what exists tends to be wrong.
Highway qualities and connectivities are top tier. With a car, you can go anywhere. With legs, you can die under a car in a lot of places.

2025-11-26 07:17:55 UTC

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been a while since i last saw the sweden yes stereotype lashing out

2025-11-26 06:00:40 UTC

i fucking
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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2025-10-24 20:00:43 UTC

I have decided to call it quits.
I am beginning Lebron Part 2
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2025-10-16 16:08:56 UTC

my balls are too big and they wont fall between my legs because they dont fit when im not sitting VERY wide legged
its very annoying and uncomfortable
maybe i have ballcancer

2025-10-16 05:53:32 UTC

glorious Bush -- Good or bad?

2025-10-04 19:47:19 UTC

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today i will recommend people
gay webcomics

2025-10-03 14:47:12 UTC

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i speak 3 !

2025-10-03 10:25:16 UTC

unironically literally me
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2025-10-01 19:22:44 UTC

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anabolic steroids, (synthetic testosterone-like-things) not worth it if you dont have a medical condition that it fixes
sex hormone steroids, whatever, but dont accidentally sterilize yourself
corticosteroids, for when your immune system needs to be weakened by force
anabolic steroids for muscle growth no, unless you specifically plan on trying to win bodybuilding championships. for twink maxxing, double no (rip your hairline), instead focus heavily on cardio.

2025-09-23 17:55:53 UTC

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NO
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2025-09-22 21:01:53 UTC

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also me but the innards of the glass are white (thinken bout milk)

2025-09-14 13:28:29 UTC

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2025-09-06 21:26:01 UTC

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2025-09-01 18:52:35 UTC

thought it was a tree leaf at first
the insect was shaking like crazy (no wind)
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2025-08-31 10:44:12 UTC

no one on fedi probably even knows who ray sipe is
the good ol days...
ya'll too youngster fo rthis

2025-08-16 10:39:30 UTC

k got that out of my system

2025-07-28 18:01:08 UTC

holding hands but my hands are so sweaty its so embarrassing ;_; he can tell im nervous from my sweating

2025-07-24 22:18:24 UTC

fascinating how the payment processors decided to enforce bans with their global monopoly power on a lot of content, at exactly the same time as the UK banned half the internet

2025-06-23 18:59:22 UTC

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i like it
its very important in design, and when proving your worth ,etc etc, i constantly think about it when i make my music for example (even this extremely
i hate it
its very misused, in my head it goes in the same hole as "the customer is always right" exists in. Very powerful phrase, but so misunderstood and so misused. The customer is always right in having his opinion in taste and flavorings and HIS perception of HIS views and desires.
Less is more. How much warmth, color, personality, meaning, thought, function, can one create with the least possible? It is about restraint, constraints, and limiting yourself as an artist, designer. NOT: How little can one minimize something down to, to create the minimum-viable-functioning product? It is often viewed from the wrong angle. To do the most with the least, NOT to do the least necessary. It sounds the same, but the subjective perspective is what matters.
For a side tangent note, another similar phrase, but one that cant be misintrepreted is one that i like to use sometimes when speaking with customers: "As much as is necessary, as little as possible" when speaking about tree care. It goes into a different ballpark, as the underlying desire is to bring to a minimum all acts of damage to the tree, while making sure that risks, such as potential imminent-future (future timeframe relevant to customer desire ofc, here's where their taste and wallet comes to play) damage to structure/infrastructure/humans/vehicles/other-vegetation is brought as close to 0 as possible.

2025-06-23 12:56:47 UTC

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they are supposed to manifest out of nowhere otherwise if you attempt to search you are a try hard and it's not real
A poser sex haver

2025-06-21 08:58:56 UTC

Hey incels
Just have sex

2025-06-12 09:59:44 UTC

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from the other sides perspective, the W is a M
Malding horse

2025-05-30 20:46:12 UTC

you may rest now, there are lovers nearby

2025-05-06 22:04:26 UTC

honey wake up
first full war conflict of two nuclear armed states just dropped :3

2025-05-06 11:17:14 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLRNnS4Bgyc
"See, without being seen", recon company promotional video for a military exercise

2025-05-06 10:21:58 UTC

listening to videos of estonians speak and being hyper aware of the abnormally long full silent pauses (1.0 to 1.5 seconds) in speech two or three times per sentence which other languages dont seem to have as commonly

2025-05-05 19:20:51 UTC

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2025-05-05 19:18:10 UTC

>more Chipotles than hesburgers in Germany
Absolute defeat

2025-05-03 20:24:58 UTC

mallards are my favorite bird
Second place is Raven
Third place is any bird that lands on me or my shoulder or hand
I don't like crows

2025-05-02 20:48:48 UTC

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i don't need money to be happy
I need cocka

2025-05-02 19:13:04 UTC

"chaga" mushroom on a birch tree. This mushroom is worth about 200€/kg dried. Thats probably like a kilo dried almost i think.
It is the most vile and foul tasting "health" product (that i will die on a hill saying it does NOTHING) drank as a tea
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2025-04-30 08:45:00 UTC

I need a PhD physicist to explain to me the fluid dynamics of how when i start to piss, i hold the foreskin away so it's just pure urethra to environment transmission, and then some how the piss lands on my fucking THUMB that's on the top side of my dick near the base
HOW

2025-04-29 17:26:43 UTC

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its 5C outside and im sweating constantly
i fear my imminendt future

2025-04-17 18:32:24 UTC

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2025-04-16 17:41:10 UTC

me or you
one of us is going to need to die

2025-04-15 04:51:32 UTC

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based femtanyl injector

2025-04-09 14:34:12 UTC

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I'm still gay (jolly)
Gay (showy and vibrant)
And
Gay (homosexual)

2025-04-03 13:56:27 UTC

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he's at least as retarded as meso is
the american people voted an american babyboomer version of meso to be their leader
with no plan for rebuilding,
this isnt accelerationism to the bottom to come back stronger
is just suicide idealization, like an emo going "im gonna do it! fr fr this time" just for the attention, edging a balkanization
man runs on nothing but pure greed and 0 intelligence, it doesnt matter for him what he does or loses. trump is the true enlightened buddhist. the new buddha
just from the 3 (known) crypto scams alone on the first days of his presidency he made a minimum of 1.5 billion dollars of pure liquid cash money profit directly to his name (and probably several X times more, that we cannot measure because there is no public access info on it), it doesnt matter what else happens to him or the country. man is RIGHTFULLY RICH FOR 10 LIVES

2025-04-03 13:48:12 UTC

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my assumption is he'll cancell 80% of the tariffs

2025-04-03 13:41:04 UTC

trump taking the united states to become the world's first fifth world country
the man who managed to bankrupt a casino
also >10% tariff on a specific british territory that is only inhabited by US soldiers
specificly tariffing US soldiers, just this ONE specific group
also tariffs on uninhabited islands lmfao, fucking tariffing the penguins
absolute kino
also the EU is a country again
the US about to have the Greater Depression
love how the white house immediately states "we took our tariff numbers completely out of the ass."
nintendo is going to switch their mind 2 and announce that switch 2 and 1 games will now cost 200$+tariffs
US citizenship is no longer worth nothing t. constitution buck broken t. venezuela
the strategy is to make the US Dollar weaker, thus promoting foreign companies to move production and their franchises to the USA
4D monopoly
african/asian countries that have 1 company that sells something to the USA and imports nothing getting hit with the 60~~% tariffs is hilarious
since there is no way that in 3 days internal production could possibly ramp up to interal demand of the USA, this is just a AT BEST several months long suicide move, and everything will increase in price by 10% minimum and 60% maximum, depending on product, within a month or two or so.
in the business we call this a casino bankrupting move lmfao

2025-04-02 16:20:55 UTC

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yup

2025-04-02 16:18:35 UTC

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im calling you a retarded autist, im aiming my hatred of you at you

2025-04-02 16:16:46 UTC

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icedquinn is a mentally retarded, autistic woman who struggles with very many (read: all social related) concepts and has a non-capacity to understand things of any larger (especially social related) scale. when his brain-limit is reached she plays the innocent oh-im-a-silly-child-who-dont-care-about-the-truth tee hee, after having attempted to spout truth

2025-03-31 21:59:35 UTC

the only thing more based than destroying/defacing anything symbolic of elon musk, is killing elon musk (and this goes for all other multi-billionaires in the world too, from soros to besos to putin to gates to buffet to oprah to lebron etc etc etc)
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2025-03-31 21:37:40 UTC

just was hit with a new type of scam on steam it seems
add friends
"can you vote for my friends so they can participate in the CS2 school tournament"
"they need votes to get in the tournament"
what kind of a jeetoid needful saar is this

2025-03-26 19:49:23 UTC

if ukko ever acts up just let me know and ill whack him for you
at a velocity of 70km/h
with my car front bumper

2025-03-26 19:07:54 UTC

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2025-03-24 18:57:11 UTC

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chat, is this good?

2025-03-24 18:21:23 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1eFV_5XTWk
hahaha lmfao what

2025-03-23 12:17:09 UTC

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outlandishness is true but you'll only observe it assuming you don't actively go out to break the law of the land

2025-03-23 12:02:26 UTC

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US has extreme amounts of well worth hikes on foot in every biome possible except equatorial jungle, the people are super weirdly fake-like positive (really different understanding of small talk) compared to Arctic Europeans. Everyone speaks English which is nice. I try to go there again soon.
The Russian federation is a nightmare to traverse from anywhere to anywhere, unless either point A or B is Moscow or Petersburg (so they say). It's depressing but kino, if you don't have a specific thing to do there, then i can't recommend it.
The big China is a land of extreme stereotypes, which is very fun to navigate through if you are ready for all of them. You can also do the touristy things which are also fun, (See those cool mountains, the terracotta army, the not so forbidden palace, etc), where you will get a more relaxed touristy experience with the same stereotypes
US yes
Russia no (Belarus is closer, but less chance of getting arrested for fun and easier to get into bureocratically )
China maybe
are my recc's
In all three countries you might get unlucky and be chosen for extra curriculum work, and a failing grade means your trip becomes funnier

2025-03-23 11:47:58 UTC

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i visit ed all 3

2025-03-23 01:13:10 UTC

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I asked my mom which one he would buy
He said "pistachios, every time, 4kg lasts like half a year"

2025-03-22 22:06:05 UTC

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hey

2025-03-21 12:07:47 UTC

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i dont understand,..
how can you only wear three quarters of pants? and spaghetti? spaghetti is edible, arent you scared of vermin?
i...
dont get it..

2025-03-21 12:03:14 UTC

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21C is shirtless with shorts weather with hat on head if windy

2025-03-21 11:36:32 UTC

the price of an SSD that can fit every movie worth watching and book worth reading
VS
the price of 4kg of pistachio nuts
what the fuck

2025-03-21 10:39:38 UTC

anime avatars when they speak about hag maxxxing and then they post a picture of a cartoon teenager or a woman at age 21

2025-03-20 14:30:53 UTC

hey you
yeah YOU!
do you ever listen to audio books?
if yes please respond:
When you listen to an audio book (or equivalent vocal presentation, such as an indepth podcast/whatever), do you do other actions at the same time? ANY other actions ? (painting, drawing, reading,browsing the webs, gaming, cooking)
Are you able to listen and comprehend even one word of what is being said in the audio, while doing OTHER_ACTION ?

2025-03-19 23:06:26 UTC

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whereever i make the first plan of the year to go to by the end of the year, for the past like 10 years, it has become impossible due to "lmao"
was planning gonna go on a 2~~month long trip to the US at the end of this year but hahaha

2025-03-19 11:37:51 UTC

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??? its fischfreitag

2025-03-19 11:07:12 UTC

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I didn't do much i just:
One class window thrown in with a brick (this was me) (it was funny not anything anger related)
I can recall at least 4 times when I've broken a window glass but the others aren't school
we had the funny chemical pipe bomb in a locker though, and most of the cringe/crime we had was lots of drug trafficking
fucking 40yo Ivan driving his broken black old audi inside the school court yard and just handing my friend a huge shopping plastic bag filled with towers of snus, ecstacy pills and speed, all for distribution
I was a kind soul, still am

2025-03-19 10:52:25 UTC

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heh I'm not in this statistic (am older)

2025-03-18 12:27:26 UTC

i think its very funny, that in deus ex, the creators assumed/predicted/chose that AI's generated speech voices would be dull-ish and or neutral like, with low emotion. Something like the later versions of microsoft Sam after the first interpretations of Sam.
Now the real AI voices are TikTok ultra ear catching voices. As "Pleasant" and "Friendly" as possible; for me is sometimes veering on the uncomfortable side. With the occassional (albeit now, ultra rare) AI voice randomly going: "WUEUUEUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHGHGHHUUUyä--.õ'-.--...--.-.--.yõ§§§§§§" in the middle of speech.
would anyone have taken it seriously when JC Denton merged with the super intelligence and his voice started having GÖEÖÖÖÖÖETCHTCHTCHP_________ artifacts in his speech
it wouldve been the realistic prediction, had such a funny been made

2025-03-18 09:38:56 UTC

I have no trust in the average doctor's opinion or decision
Ten fold when they look 60+ yo
acquaintance in usa had a several weeks long lung infection , was instantly prescribed steroids, no blood test, asked to have some test or blood, was refused
Acquaintance ofc was retarded and didn't check out what he was taking or ask/tell me
Few days in , man was dying lmfao because he took steroids (chemicals that remove immune system) while being sick with a severe bacterial lung infection
Funniest shit ever

2025-03-17 08:23:57 UTC

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my brother plays "he loves me he loves me not" games but doesn't even know who 'he' is yet
ngmi gorgeia!

2025-03-17 08:18:17 UTC

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you need to put yourself out there (this does not mean autism dump via text on the internet, that's only a step towards the concept of putting yourself out there)

2025-03-17 08:13:45 UTC

Today's dreams were
Going to school, sitting naked in class (not anxiety, i decided to do it mid dream because it was hot), the teacher not being there for an hour and having to read for an hour. This angered and bored me so i told everyone im going home.
Observing beach care and explaining how to take care of sand in a beach to tourists, as i was a sightseeing guide specializing in high traffic swimming beaches. The tour ended with a show off between two soldiers trying to field strip and reassemble an assault rifle. One was a galil ar, the other a hk418 (i think that was the name). The soldier with the hk dropped the firing pin assembly thing into the sand. He panic, time froze, then unfroze, then he lay rest, defeated, in the sand. Then after everyone went for a swim
A semi lewd adjacent dream where i was princess carrying maija on stream in some apartment. I was also a vampire it turned out because i wasn't visible in any mirrors or cameras. I used this to make maija look like he was haunted . I would hold maija up and then slap his ass, which on stream would have an instant slow mo replay played on the ass cheeks (fully clothed). In the end maija managed to spit a fat loogey right in my mouth somehow and i was confused why my mouth was filled with thick spit. I went to the sink, spit, and the stream ended (i woke up)
What a world in my brain

2025-03-15 17:21:09 UTC

writing hornyposts to one window and work messages to another window in the same application
very heartpounding anxiety

2025-03-15 09:31:36 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/37/01/f8/3701f8a0764f8e205ab98d4f87a025fa487af97e7f6bf0a8231289ddaa5b1e69.png?name=8IOf3INskznnjg.png

2025-03-15 08:25:37 UTC

why can't i sink into bed and be engulfed by mattress
or beautiful men