Air Quotes Comedian

https://kolektiva.social/@Air_Quotes_Comedian

I woke up at age 50 and decided I was now a comedian. As mid-life crisis go it could be worse. Of course, I am having it in public but fortunately I have no audience so, you know, swings and roundabouts.

Location:: Harrisburg, Illinois, USA
Pronouns:: Him/ He
YouTube:: https://www.youtube.com/@airquotescomedian
YouTube:: Fuck evil YouTube though.

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2026-04-16 23:07:58 UTC

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If I had enough time to just jizz up the wall I could make reasonably good facsimiles of movie/ promo posters for these.
Of course, I could just use generative AI but then I'd have to douse myself in gasoline and set myself aflame and, even then, the scales wouldn't be balanced.
Star Trek: Deep Space Motions.
Star Trek: Lower Chambers.
Star Trek: The Next Jury Nullification.
Star Trek:
It's not as easy as it looks.

2026-03-29 01:36:46 UTC

Here’s the last video I made where I talk about my made-up arrest and helicopters or something – I don’t even know, how can I expected to pay attention to this nonsense?
Did I say nonsense? I meant essential viewing for people like you.
Also available locally on Mastodon in hashtag aqcvid if you don’t feel like patronizing evil YouTube.
https://youtu.be/63oFaI8SOcI

2026-03-09 15:55:49 UTC

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I'd personally like to this bill shift into first, run the rotting orange over, the shift into reverse...
You get the idea.

2026-03-05 17:13:26 UTC

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I like soccer “ambience”, which means I like the crowd noise, the sound of the ball being punted, the sports commentary, the green pitch, and people talking about score-draws and off-sides. I have no interest in the teams, players, or the stuff that most people would consider important, but I enjoy people who do enthusiastically talk about those things because it’s its own thing.
Anyways, the sport emerged from the working classes and in relatively recent history has been corporatized and enshittified, denying free and easy access to the sport to the very people who created it.
As for FIFA, who should be kicked up and down the street by a pack of rabid football hooligans, preferably Millwall fans, they can take their Saudi ‘slavery’ loving arses and fuck right off. Soccer ball to the goollies for all eternity with a proper old-timey, and wet, leather soccer ball to boot.

2026-02-19 15:33:14 UTC

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Let me guess. Privatized water industry in NZ?

2026-02-10 22:40:40 UTC

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Great, now I have to look for my monocle on this dark floor.

2026-02-05 00:55:55 UTC

Bozos in the Epstein files? He doesn't want us to know?
https://kolektiva.social/@Air_Quotes_Comedian/115545967191582515
#note10s6…47ke

2026-02-04 16:56:50 UTC

I talked about humanity.
I watched some Harry Hill.
I'm listening to Hellraiser.
I guess today is brought to me by the letter H.

2026-02-04 00:19:41 UTC

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If the mere presence of another human being puts your nose out of joint so much that you require monetary compensation then you've failed as a human.

2026-02-03 00:46:20 UTC

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https://youtu.be/jsWkPsVpe0Y

2026-02-03 00:45:20 UTC

I wonder how many Palestinians were murdered while I was listening to the details of the latest sewage dump.
I am calm.
I am calm.
The cannabis is just about holding and I'm not going to blow.
Breathe in.
*cough cough cough*
Breath out.
*cough*
Calm.
That's the C word I'm going with tonight.

2025-12-24 22:46:11 UTC

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I remembered it slightly wrong.
https://youtu.be/aKfbSHW9uGA

2025-12-24 22:41:41 UTC

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"Love the beard Nursey, gives me something to hang on to. Woof!"

2025-12-08 15:00:27 UTC

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Reminds me of this (The sun bit is right at the beginning, and though this is the opening to a children's television program I would recommend stopping the video as soon as the sun rises).
https://youtu.be/-kqpDwXQhB8

2025-12-07 17:28:43 UTC

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I actually like this word quite a bit and use if often.

2025-12-05 18:18:34 UTC

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Not at all, I found it quite illuminating.
I've been known to rant myself from time to time and if any corpo deserves it then it would be Spotify.
You have to pay to have your music on there, that's how you know it's a scam.

2025-12-05 17:40:02 UTC

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Excel analysis for annual music taste?
I think I'm quite old.

2025-12-05 17:23:13 UTC

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What is 'wrapped'?

2025-12-04 03:08:37 UTC

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https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/james-hutchings-sweet-charity-salvation-army-or-starvation-army

2025-12-03 23:10:19 UTC

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https://youtu.be/C9DISbQKTTM

2025-12-03 22:43:23 UTC

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Oh yeah, HegSSeth.

2025-11-25 15:39:05 UTC

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How queer, I just finished watching this a few seconds ago.
https://youtu.be/_3vyrPNQ814

2025-11-15 00:03:25 UTC

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It's been a month or two. I might take the phone out of the cage to see if it needs charging.

2025-11-14 03:39:00 UTC

#aqcvid
Amazon.
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/545/958/596/382/968/original/4a42ba72afb8d6b0.mp4

2025-11-05 03:11:16 UTC

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It would explain my sore bum hole.

2025-11-05 00:52:03 UTC

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The best of times.

2025-10-15 20:39:21 UTC

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That notion kind of conflicts with my ideas of how reality works but for some the perception that God had arrived would certainly be the case and so in many senses it is, in fact, truer than not I think.
When I think of it I tend to think in the domains of the human psyche and the attempts to bend it to a different will. Pharmacology, psychology, linguistics, and things of this nature reside here.
Not all malicious. A fireworks show might be a kind of magic, in that it might make you feel something you otherwise wouldn't. Fireworks was a bad example. Fuck fireworks. The noise at least.
Anyway, I'm happy to report the drugs remain good.

2025-10-15 16:26:46 UTC

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Not directly related but in the same ballpark I've been somewhat persuaded that magic is a real phenomenon, and that, in fact, the unreality and supernaturality surrounding it (the nonsense) is actually a psyop to disguise a very real set of practices and mechanisms rooted in material reality.
Five minutes has passed and I'm trying to think of examples beyond "a mesmerizing storyteller".
Alright, let's take the general pall that the USA is feeling right now. The ever present darkness of it does conjure a feeling of psychic attack and if one were prone to fallacious thinking we can understand where that might lead.
But the atmosphere that has been summoned up was a creation. One might consider it a glamour because for all their supposed power they are so unflinchingly weak - sad to admit it, but is must be fucking magic when their strength only comes from our permission.
I don't understand why ICE agents aren't being routinely shot to death on sight.

2025-09-14 02:41:49 UTC

Every time I post on Kolektiva I do the post for everybody to see and a special shadow post explaining the post to The Feds so they can keep up.
It's all about inclusivity.

2025-08-05 00:03:46 UTC

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Fascinating isn't it?
To think this interstellar object is swinging through our neck of the woods.
I mean, it's like a rotted rot floating down a river in the Universal scheme of things, but still I find it compelling.

2025-08-04 23:55:06 UTC

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In astronomical news observers at the Lumix Nell note peculiar object in extra-solar space that is making purposeful course changes and will arrive in the Solar system in approximately five years.
I might have made all that up.
I'll get my coat.

2025-07-23 14:24:16 UTC

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I just now became a born again Christian so I can enjoy the thought of believing he is roasting in Hell.
I will revert back to normal programming shortly but first there's some raggedy looking Palestinian knocking on my door.

2025-07-15 03:57:53 UTC

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This poster makes a lot of assumptions about the size of my, "benefit of the doubt."
If it looks like an enemy combatant, talks like an enemy combatant, then they need shot and killed on the spot.

2025-07-14 06:29:17 UTC

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Could be serious.
Have you developed an obsession with Vexations? Because if you have, there's no hope at all for you and only madness awaits you now - or the secrets of the Universe, one or the other.

2025-06-19 13:04:56 UTC

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Earlier I was going to post.
Another SpaceX blew up.
Our tax dollars up in smoke.
And there he is, Elon ,over yonder, pointing at us.
Laughin'.
I just saw Final Destination 6 so guess how this post ends?

2025-05-14 00:59:10 UTC

I moved to the USA in ’04 and became a citizen in ’09 but given the current state of the USA I’d like to emphasize that I am British.
*casts a rheumy eye over the state of Britain*
Given the state of THAT country I’d like to emphasize that I’m not British either, I’m from the mid-Atlantic.

2025-04-09 13:23:18 UTC

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Every day I thank God for giving me the mental abilities of a river rock.
Wait a minute, I'm atheist. Curse my deterministic evolutionary produced faculty, where's my electric drill - I'm gonna get this shit sorted out right away.

2025-03-27 20:15:07 UTC

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I didn't know there were other types of greebles as I'm only familiar with this one, until today.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greeble

2025-03-18 14:10:09 UTC

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Aspirational? People are just temporarily embarrassed millionaires and all that.
Great man syndrome? The wish to be led because so long as conditions aren't too horrible then it's easy. Or would that be herd mentality?
I've no definitive answer, just felt like exercising my fingers.

2025-03-11 13:46:28 UTC

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Nice.

2025-03-08 18:05:26 UTC

Although not mine in many ways it is mine.
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/114/128/124/778/830/184/original/a4342ec30477b52a.png

2025-03-06 03:14:54 UTC

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After one has had a few of the delicious, cool refreshing product,
sure.

2025-03-05 14:48:57 UTC

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OH BOY WOULD I!!!
I mean... what's that now?

2025-02-28 13:42:05 UTC

Fucking hell, how long does it take to redact one name from the Epstein files Pam?

2025-02-26 14:56:11 UTC

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I had to look up what Grok was.
I don't quite know what I was expecting but a chat bot I was not.

2025-02-20 03:17:45 UTC

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Here in the good ol' USA. Britain hasn't got the bollocks for it.

2025-02-20 02:35:27 UTC

I'm twiddling my thumbs waiting for the first declaration of martial law.
I see they're moving the pieces into position but they're taking their time.

2025-02-05 07:05:14 UTC

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Travelers concerns vegan people from the future fighting to change the horrible future they're from (nothing to do with being vegan) in the present day, which they do my occupying the bodies of present day people. There's factions. It's Canadian television. It's not bad. I watched the whole thing and I that's something.

2025-02-05 07:01:29 UTC

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Travelers.

2025-01-21 07:15:55 UTC

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I'd just like to take time out from my busy schedule to say "Fuck the ADL and their Zionist claptrap, fuck them up their stupid arses." Thank you for your consideration.

2025-01-20 05:42:00 UTC

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Ah yes, but who barbers the barber who only barbers barbers in need of barbing?

2025-01-09 15:05:38 UTC

Cessation and dismantlement of the illegitimate mechanisms and infrastructure of the Palestinian Occupation (a.k.a. Israel).
Or to put it simply,
Death to Israel.

2025-01-07 20:05:03 UTC

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I was compelled to remark, "A bit nippy out," today.

2024-12-31 01:51:58 UTC

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I've done many things, you'll have to narrow it down a bit.

2024-12-31 01:49:34 UTC

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All pathos aside I don't think it's right to force somebody to leave on the basis that they have been misunderstood.
@npub1f3w…hvaq
I can't speak for anybody else but I'd like @npub1gjr…fryu to have safe harbor here thanks.

2024-12-28 08:57:52 UTC

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I do but only between 9am and 530pm on weekdays and 11am-3pm on the weekends, no Bank holidays though.

2024-12-16 21:55:46 UTC

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Perhaps I should tone down my extreme language when describing oppressors and find common ground with them.
Thank you for pointing out my egregious error.

2024-12-16 21:35:14 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kgf5Q3p4hA&list=PLU45PZAEhUb5HJyGTavrF3cecLQJ27SJj&index=13&pp=gAQBiAQB

2024-12-12 01:18:45 UTC

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Sounds like these cunt policy makers need a permanent Adjustment.

2024-12-11 15:09:02 UTC

One of my favorite Lynch movies and the soundtrack similarly so.
John Morris opening for The Elephant Man.
Beautiful.
https://youtu.be/V7QTw8iPPRI?list=PLCA4E72B258BFE57B

2024-12-10 18:06:44 UTC

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If laws are meaningless as evidenced by their subjective application and interpretation not to be divined by regular people, but ignorance is no defense unless qualified immunity, then I wonder what, exactly, crime even is.
Laws are simply mechanisms of consequence (for some) as determined by The State and should be regarded only in those terms.
There are many things I would regard as 'crime' that are legal in some areas, not others and plenty of things that aren't crimes but nonetheless 'illegal'.
I think it makes no sense purposefully.
Keep it Byzantine, fragmented, scholarly, and requiring funds to jump the bar.
Abolish police?
Abolish all law and its apparatus.
TL;DR: I agree.

2024-12-04 13:48:31 UTC

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Imagine going to prison for mocking people in power.
Actually, being that I'm in the USA I probably wont have to imagine it for too much longer.

2024-11-16 22:27:17 UTC

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This would be the third cat that has gone missing.
The Orange One vanished first (he was Unknowable Squares brother). He was really friendly and so, hopefully, maybe somebody just took him.
Rawhead Rex was a kitten who, I suspect, was preyed upon by something.
If Unknowable Squares is gone for good then I suspect it's because somebody took him.
The only problem his new "owners" will find with him is that he's not an inside cat, so while I'm worried I am also slightly optimistic.
We'll see.

2024-11-16 22:12:22 UTC

Raggedy Cat doesn't look raggedy in this one.
@npub1kf3…tw0d
#caturday
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/113/494/921/132/661/428/original/4215377f311407a9.png

2024-11-16 22:09:54 UTC

A picture of Raggedy Cat with her older sibling Bobbins playing in the background.
I need to vacuum.
@npub1kf3…tw0d
#caturday
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/113/494/902/101/666/985/original/81341384f82dea2a.png

2024-11-16 22:05:25 UTC

Unknowable Squares has been gone for a couple of days and though he has done this before I'm worried I wont see him again.
To be fair though, whenever I can't see the cats I worry that I wont see them again.
Here's Bobbins who always stays close to home.
@npub1kf3…tw0d
#caturday
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/113/494/882/303/744/098/original/178c2b9ab9cd1e08.png

2024-11-16 21:45:28 UTC

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*quickly pushes all projects aside because they're not as awesome as the reflective backpack*
I haven't been doing anything really. Just twiddling my thumbs. ;)

2024-11-16 21:31:13 UTC

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I was just thinking yesterday that I hadn't seen you for a minute. (I arrived at - oh, they probably got tired of my BS and blocked me, as everybody should).
Welcome back.
I hope you have pictures.

2024-11-12 05:15:10 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkVPLdpgCVQ&list=PLU45PZAEhUb6ha29sjiW3nbxaAmVW6CZR&index=3&pp=gAQBiAQB

2024-11-12 01:40:10 UTC

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They wont be happy until they've melted down all the assistive aids for the gold fillings.

2024-11-12 01:37:09 UTC

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Well, try as they might to take credit for it, they didn't invent concentration camps, we British did that and they can't take it away from us.

2024-11-11 04:18:21 UTC

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I seem to be sharing this video quite a bit these days and apologize if I've already done so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOiVWkNj2_c&list=PLU45PZAEhUb6ha29sjiW3nbxaAmVW6CZR&index=14&pp=gAQBiAQB

2024-11-10 23:29:35 UTC

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That's the way to do it.

2024-11-07 00:07:11 UTC

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I was immediately going to report this post for obscenity but then realized it's my imagination that needs to be reported.

2024-11-05 21:01:09 UTC

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I hear that mate, as soon as the Greek symbols come out I'm lost. A lot of the time the concepts themselves are above my pay grade but I just want to know everything anyway.

2024-11-05 20:19:32 UTC

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Fascinating story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX02u39tNS8&list=PLU45PZAEhUb7KSDcOZOF2nrkGiSeGXZzE&index=9&t=616s&pp=gAQBiAQB

2024-11-03 22:01:58 UTC

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How ironic that this is the coolest thing I've seen today. Epic.

2024-11-02 22:11:46 UTC

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Your post prompted a vague notion about the vaunted Monkey Shakespeare script existing but it's buried in all the iterations much like anything worth watching on YouTube.
The problem is I just did a video about content slop and my notion, now that I think about it, isn't anything new.

2024-11-02 03:25:03 UTC

Remember how great 2016 was? Welp, get ready for another whirl and revisit your nostalgic memories and worse in Election: This time the country REALLY REALLY REALLY hangs in the balance for real this time and all the other times we said that was just lies...blah blah blah
November 5th is Guy Fawkes night as far I'm concerned and I'd put them ALL to the bonfire.

2024-10-27 02:33:35 UTC

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I love pirating Netflix.

2024-10-18 18:19:59 UTC

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I thought I favorited this post already.

2024-10-12 19:43:52 UTC

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The same reason why gangsters 'give back to the community' or why billionaires have foundations and charities.

2024-09-30 02:07:21 UTC

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The only thing I want to hear about regarding Pilo Pus is how he died horribly.

2024-09-28 04:04:21 UTC

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Look kids, a truth bomb.

2024-09-27 17:33:17 UTC

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I say it Day-Tay.

2024-09-26 09:07:47 UTC

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Draconian, is how I've heard the justice system described there.
I can't remember if it was a British commentator or a US one who said it while seemingly ignoring how much soot was on their own bottom.

2024-09-22 09:56:38 UTC

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No search results for the last 24 hours on this one. Is there a blackout?

2024-09-21 09:33:45 UTC

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"Larimer County judge"
Some nameless entity that has no address I'm supposing.

2024-09-20 02:48:05 UTC

It is day three of Rawhead Rex's arrival (middle right) and the first day I haven't heard him hiss at any of the others.
They are getting along it seems and I'm happy about that and for them.
Top left - Unknowable Squares, bottom left - Bobbins.
@npub1kf3…tw0d
#catsofmastodon
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/113/167/572/788/432/452/original/81a4e22b051e8e97.png

2024-09-15 18:18:10 UTC

Who knew bagpipes could sound musical?
https://youtu.be/gupUrQT_q-8

2024-09-15 04:52:21 UTC

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He has a stand-up thingy on Netflix just like a real comedian might have.
I didn't know this. I thought he was just some gammon twat on YouTube but I just learned he's some kind of comedy kingmaker.
Now I've learned something completely unnecessary and that irks me.

2024-09-15 04:49:49 UTC

TIL Joe Rogan is a comedian.
And here I am, been going through life simply thinking he was a cunt.

2024-09-15 01:03:19 UTC

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A triple bag situation if ever there was. One for him, one for her, and one for the observational state of reality.

2024-09-10 20:51:35 UTC

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Here's something I listened to back in the 90's that is a protest song with instructions.
https://youtu.be/dZpZr5TAfLk

2024-09-10 17:32:49 UTC

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* slowly pushes mouse out of view *
Pffft! Trackball or mouse?
Keyboard!!!!

2024-09-09 12:55:37 UTC

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Cheers.

2024-09-06 04:36:31 UTC

This one could be the one that gets me banned from YouTube, but I would've thought the algorithm would've picked up on the whole, "Hang on this guy is promoting criminal activities," even before I hit publish.
I'm fucking around and gonna find out I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBJNqOMg5T0

2024-09-05 18:10:16 UTC

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I was expecting some profound insight but all he did was smell the coffee.

2024-09-04 16:32:25 UTC

I'm waiting for Paddington Bear 3 to come out so I can watch all of them back to back (not seen any of them yet).
Might have a Paddington marathon beforehand. I used to love watching those as a kid.
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/113/080/227/729/239/638/original/7375ba9b7f96f1dd.png

2024-09-02 03:19:34 UTC

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Nothing to lose by being cagey about what sites you invite on your things.