jonathankoren™

#freeLuigi
High Weirdness accelerationist.
Known hummus supporter
Together, we can win the War on Bikes.

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2025-08-24 19:50:19 UTC

lol
Listening to “On The Media” and they’re talking about shortwave radio, and while scanning the dial they find an end times flat earth ministry, and the guest points, “shortwave wouldn’t propagate like this on a flat earth but you know, details, details.”

2025-06-06 05:36:37 UTC

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while I still hold that the navy is the only people that do squadron marking right (RIP high viz paint), seeing Nighthawk silhouettes in the checkerboard is nice

2025-04-29 18:58:29 UTC

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Is this the reason why the Linux kernel used bubble sort? If I remember, the lists were like 6 items.

2025-03-27 05:28:16 UTC

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I’d love to see a spitfire in USAAF livery. I didn’t even know the Americans used Spitfires during the war, but a guy that went to my parents’ church flew them in North Africa and Italy. 31st Fighter Group apparently. They flew out of Casablanca or there abouts.

2025-03-18 00:01:51 UTC

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FYI: “Fuck you” uses less chars, and means the same thing. HTH!
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2025-03-09 05:47:28 UTC

I attended a UC Master Gardener class today at the library, and found out that several branches in San Jose have a seed library. You can just ask for the seed library, and they’ll bring out cases of donated seed packets for you to take home free of charge.
The library! It’s more than just books!
#sanjose #gardening #libraries
https://www.sjpl.org/seed-libraries/

2025-03-06 22:21:31 UTC

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We Fail is delightfully disturbing.

2025-03-05 19:32:02 UTC

Spoiler Alert: Cassian joins Starfleet
From: @npub15wh…e9hw
https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/114111402786551834

2025-02-26 16:31:01 UTC

Is retro Linux a thing yet? I’m thinking running kernels 1.0 or less and it’s contemporary supporting software. #retrocomputing

2025-02-17 19:36:43 UTC

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Agree. He is a friend to all children. He’s the kaiju we need.

2025-02-11 04:36:36 UTC

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https://files.sfba.social/media_attachments/files/113/983/395/770/717/207/original/14ac296a08b3e59a.jpeg

2025-01-31 20:42:46 UTC

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https://files.sfba.social/media_attachments/files/113/924/908/027/315/306/original/cdb37dcc076e628b.jpeg

2025-01-28 01:52:47 UTC

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my dad used to be a body shop manager. He said that once the airbags go off, it’s often a total. It’s just a lot of work to replace a lot of that interior.
At least that’s how it was more than 20 years ago when he retired.

2025-01-27 22:55:17 UTC

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Putting aside the $50k and the fact that high mileage truck is only worth $77k, isn’t it weird that the airbags went off because a scooter hit it? Seems weird. Maybe there’s more damage on the other side, because the side shown in the pic looks fine.

2025-01-26 19:58:02 UTC

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glad to see Buisness Insider stepping up its game and putting out New York Times level stories

2025-01-23 19:17:28 UTC

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I hold that the clones as depicted in animation (as opposed to the prequels legends stuff with Alpha-7 or whoever) are victims of both Palpatine and the Republic. (“No one is coming for us. We’re clones. We’re meant to be expendable.” Yes. Yes you are.) They lost their agency, and so are blameless. But post chip? That’s on them.
Crosshair is a fascist that got his face eaten by space leopards.
Captain Rex is not.

2025-01-15 05:55:06 UTC

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looks too big for a cutting board. End table top?

2025-01-08 15:54:00 UTC

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hot Klingon women want to talk to you!

2024-12-14 09:02:24 UTC

Briana Bond, the woman that merely said “Delay. Deny. Depose.” to the insurance agent that denied her claim, has now been released with no charges after previously being held on a $100k because she was a threat to society according to the judge.
Color me shocked. Shocked, I say!
This was pure political intimidation.
#freeluigi
https://www.polksheriff.org/inmate-profile/2435323
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2024-12-06 20:52:11 UTC

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Aren’t the small white things that aren’t jammer pods, some sort of missile training thing? It’s obviously not a captive missile. Those look like missiles, but have big blue stripes.
I’ve seen them before, but I can’t figure out even what to Google. It seems like it had something to do with simulating weapons fire or something. I might be misremembering.

2024-11-23 22:38:56 UTC

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ngl, that “welcome home” hits in the feelz, and I’m not even Canadian.
No idea why.