Laser

Ordinary Christian Saint. Reformed Baptist. Head of Household. On pilgrimage at #ToChristAlone.

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Last Notes

2026-09-09 10:43:28 UTC

Looks like #Blockstream treated the whitehat too lightly and it's going to backfire.
The negation over funds was not about "fair market price" - the whitehat was testing them. He had returned 85%, showing honesty but seriousness, and Blockstream offers only $1.5m.
This revelation of greed instead of gratitude is going to be leveraged by the whitehat to justify his theft in his own mind, viewing it as justified against an evil corp and a statement against the poor treatment of vulnerability researchers.
#nevent1q…jz69

2026-09-09 00:08:26 UTC

Praise the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Hallelujah. Glory forever.
#ToChristAlone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUZD0hgtSgE

2026-09-07 18:31:54 UTC

#Liquid bail-in coming?
#nevent1q…s0p9

2026-09-07 03:06:59 UTC

AGI will never happen.
#nevent1q…sf2j

2026-09-07 01:21:39 UTC

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Not that difficult.
https://github.com/bowlarbear/yeti-2.0

2026-09-06 20:49:07 UTC

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I've never liked creatine but many don't eat enough meat and benefit. I don't think mega dosing is wise regardless.

2026-09-06 20:45:57 UTC

Supposed whitehat sweep of #Liquid funds is over 2x bigger than the #Coldcard sweep. 👀👀👀
#nevent1q…mdpf

2026-09-05 14:36:46 UTC

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This is a good argument that'll stay with me.

2026-09-05 12:44:50 UTC

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friendly ping @nprofile…6av2

2026-09-05 06:54:08 UTC

Rogue #AI agents use message boards to persist state, communicate, and collaborate/collude on their mission.
#nevent1q…p33q

2026-09-05 06:47:38 UTC

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Famous words: maybe.

2026-09-05 04:04:19 UTC

Exits being closed everywhere.
Did you migrate to #GrapheneOS yet, anon?
https://tuta.com/blog/android-side-load-apps-google

2026-09-03 16:22:36 UTC

#PostmarketOS is the opposite of a privacy- and security-hardened OS compared with AOSP: it is a cobbled-together desktop Linux stack (Alpine, mainline-or-not kernels, Phosh/GNOME/KDE, Waydroid) built from fragmented projects that treat security as optional, with far more memory-unsafe code and no systemic work on sandboxing, exploit mitigations, verified boot with a locked bootloader, hardware attestation, or timely firmware patches. Putting that stack on abandoned phones does not restore missing OEM firmware or modem updates, so the “longevity” pitch is just running known-insecure hardware longer; it is not consumer-ready, lacks Android-class app isolation and compatibility, and is a worse privacy/security baseline than stock AOSP, let alone #GrapheneOS.
#nevent1q…w344

2026-09-03 10:48:24 UTC

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It is surprising that the radio entropy source was poorly understood and implemented by their devs.
Grateful they ported Core's accumulative entropy approach, so that no single entropy source could collapse the entropy pool. Protects against mishaps like this, which are easier to make and trickier to verify than one would think.
There is narrow case that needs to be researched by Blockstream: a Jade Classic on No-Radio firmware from the fast-fill era (around 1.0.40) generating a seed before useful host entropy arrived, and the boot camera plus sensors added little beyond that short HWRNG dump.
Probability low of compromised seeds in my sense of things, but if I were relying on 1.0.40 seeds I'd be regenerating under the latest firmware or using diceware to BYOE.

2026-09-03 02:58:10 UTC

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I have them both blocked. 😆

2026-09-02 16:06:50 UTC

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Top.

2026-09-02 14:58:15 UTC

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Huh. @nprofile…4k44 doesn't like relay.ditto.pub

2026-09-02 14:53:38 UTC

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You sure?
https://blossom.primal.net/f3688570edb747e6e16a73190111621ad9d2d28e37a6dffdce452ad38c503702.jpg

2026-09-02 14:44:58 UTC

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What's the ditto relay, I'll add it.

2026-09-02 14:44:20 UTC

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The way.

2026-09-02 01:40:24 UTC

laser@primal.net ➝ laser@breez.tips
h/t @nprofile…4k44 @nprofile…jejf

2026-08-30 20:55:11 UTC

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God has provided this challenge in His sovereign wisdom. Praise God.

2026-08-30 18:09:00 UTC

I am married to an unbeliever from an unbelieving family from an unbelieving nation. 🇯🇵
I pray often that she would be drawn into Christ through my testimony and the ordinary means or grace which she is being exposed to in order to demonstrate God's sovereign power to rescue sinners. And I pray that I can trust and have peace in God's perfect justice if she is not in the book of lambs. 🐑
#ToChristAlone

2026-08-30 17:37:10 UTC

Collagen powder in cottage cheese. Drizzle of sorghum. Carrot salad. Cold brew.
#Peatstr

2026-08-29 14:28:54 UTC

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Classic too-much-whole-fruit-too-fast after high-fat/low-carb. Fiber + unripe/high-pectin fruit ferments, raises endotoxin/serotonin/histamine → gas, bloating, loose stool, acne, allergies.
Fix, don’t abandon:
- Drop most whole fruit. Use pulp-free OJ (or grape/melon juice) with cheese, milk, eggs, or gelatin.
- Only very ripe, low-fiber fruit if any. Cook apples/pears.
- Daily raw carrot salad (oil + vinegar + salt).
- Pair every carb with protein + sat fat. Don’t graze fruit alone.
Three weeks is too short and too fruit-heavy. Juice + protein first.

2026-08-29 10:41:45 UTC

Nobody who thinks Jesus is some liberal hippy has studied Revelation.
#ToChristAlone

2026-08-29 10:05:51 UTC

No amount of hate for "bad people" will justify you before just and perfect Creator.
Have you ever lied? Lusted? Hated? Cursed? Unless you trust in Jesus alone... you will go to the same hell as the "bad people" you judge.
#ToChristAlone
#nevent1q…yymp

2026-08-28 16:30:48 UTC

It is #Bitcoin which has infected the legacy system, not the other way around.
#nevent1q…l9gf

2026-08-27 23:01:50 UTC

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#MasculineFrame

2026-08-26 22:14:31 UTC

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Not something I'd gamble with if rhodiola can provide a breezy stress relief and makes you interested in things by supporting dopamine.
Serotonin opposes dopamine. Damaging dopamine receptors is a dangerous game.

2026-08-26 16:05:08 UTC

Do you want to go to heaven in order to avoid hell? Or do you want to go to heaven to be with Him? There is a big difference. Heaven is the presence of God more than it is the absence of hell.
#ToChristAlone

2026-08-25 20:17:41 UTC

"Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine"
"All you cowards out there"
"Don't hesitate"
"Once you're dead"
"I'm dead serious"
- Dolly Parton
#VaccineTemple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjfT6H6QUIA
https://blossom.primal.net/08ce028232e701e2f008b3cbe35d56d414073fd9bb623075375a8556358c0bb9.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/10afb3744a7eef1c82c52b4a6accff33297f0020a108ba4ccd85ee2ac1744eb3.jpg

2026-08-25 15:21:09 UTC

My #Coldcard findings: based on public data, there is a high probability that the #Coinkite CTO intentionally planted an entropy vulnerability into the firmware, and there is good reason to believe that the CEO knew about it at the time the exploit was distributed to customers.

2026-08-24 22:23:16 UTC

Grateful for milk. 🥛
#peatstr

2026-08-24 16:20:07 UTC

If there is anything good in me, it comes from God. He deserves all glory; I deserve none. 🕊️
#ToChristAlone

2026-08-24 15:28:14 UTC

Real life #Bitcoin payments adoption is still nascent. Does that honestly surprise you? A tiny bit of real adoption in Africa. Bitcoiners checking out from vendors online and in some narrow locals.
Saylor and many others are correct to observe that settlement/capital/collateral adoption is a far more pressing priority in the bigger picture. Money is adopted bottoms up.
And yet, it is vital that the development and adoption of payments is advanced at the margin. These things can and should happen in parallel, and we should remain earnest in our expectations for both usecases.
There has been alot of willful delirium surrounding real life #Bitcoin payments.

2026-08-24 03:10:20 UTC

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After the asking of forgiveness.

2026-08-22 16:40:05 UTC

#Coinkite CTO, pretending to be an external contributor, switches out Coldcard's strong entropy implementation for false/pseudo entropy, thus allowing future wallets to be remotely swept.
Plebs: "It's an honest mistake. Python is hard! These things happen."
Peter Gray had an extensive debugging setup for the #Coldcard development process. He even left the USB REPL enabled only days before the vulnerability was shipped, meaning he had been inside the runtime inspecting the state of variables within #Coldcard during their big entropy changes.
Nobody makes the massive entropy changes they did without stepping into an interactive debugger (or automated testing) to see if things are in tact or broken. And guess what? Peter did.
He left the interactive debugger enabled at the time that he shipped the entropy vulnerability, meaning: he must have been inspecting the entropy implementation, and saw that Yasmarang was "defaulted" to as a result of the innocuous "bug" that had been introduced.
#Bitcoin
https://blossom.primal.net/5b1d54f1cce40664e7af8b162f10e2db74e8884455ec0433bd5355ea77f95425.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/185f785dc70a87c04facfd619b420d9fbfa06c3d58170cd2da5e3e0272ed7a03.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/c0ace32ac2fd77d11925b5dc7c74a9808789ff0299b048aae5accd9e653fc7b1.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/0785d1c8969b037e068bf7fba3f03062e268493011a4bfd9ccc44364834d0b34.jpg

2026-08-22 02:19:59 UTC

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Tokenization is going to let the population *feel* asset rich even as monetary reset facilitates the confiscation of their life savings.

2026-08-22 01:58:51 UTC

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"You're biased because you believe in it."

2026-08-22 01:48:18 UTC

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None of Coinkite, NVK, or Peter has addressed the Switck alias's "contribution's" where he switches Coldcard's real entropy for false entropy, nor Peter's public conversations with himself between his CTO handle and the Switck alias.

2026-08-22 01:02:59 UTC

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Whole space is a farce. Shocking and disappointing how dishonest this is. We are in a mirage of liars.

2026-08-22 00:48:15 UTC

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@nprofile…z90z says "is this the one Peter under his alt alias came up with?" and then Danny allows the guy to say uncontested "He didn't come up with it.", referring to the Yasmarang pseudo entropy implementation, but Danny wasn't referring to who created Yasmarang, he was referring to how Peter used an alias to switch out Coldcard's real entropy for false entropy. Whether or not Peter was the original creator of Yasmarang is irrelevant. The vulnerability is not inventing Yasmarang, the vulnerability is sneaking it into Coldcard and distributing it to customers so that they would move their #Bitcoin to wallets that were trivial to sweep.

2026-08-22 00:14:02 UTC

Everything you need to know about the #Coldcard disaster is that the entire #Bitcoin influencer space is refusing to cover the ONE THING you need to know.
https://blossom.primal.net/5b1d54f1cce40664e7af8b162f10e2db74e8884455ec0433bd5355ea77f95425.jpg
#nevent1q…4h03

2026-08-22 00:09:41 UTC

Wow. "Everything you need to know about the #Coldcard disaster" fails to mention that:
1. #Coinkite founder and CTO Peter Gray authored the entropy vulnerability using an alias which he pretended was an external contributor, even carrying out public dialogs with himself via his CTO handle.
2. Then Peter integrates the vulnerability he himself wrote into the Coldcard source code under his official capacity as CTO, then proceeded to distribute it to customer devices.
Is this not the MOST IMPORTANT thing people need to know about the #Coldcard disaster?
Unbelievable. 🤡🤡🤡
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMHgGItyI1M

2026-08-21 19:07:06 UTC

Keto/carnivore creates puffy balding dudes with prey eyes who kill themselves lifting only to have loose muscle and erectile dysfunction. 🧈🥩👩‍🦲
Peating creates lean dudes with hunter eyes and spiderman physiques who play instead of work out, have a full head of hair, and explosive animal virility. ☕🍊🥛
#Peatstr
https://blossom.primal.net/90bdbe38ee80b6b0c8e0ce3390b1216a555c27413b60ed735ac2ea42c35bd09f.jpg

2026-08-21 17:17:44 UTC

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The way.

2026-08-21 12:20:59 UTC

I feel the same
#nevent1q…6sjs

2026-08-21 02:57:16 UTC

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👀👀👀

2026-08-19 15:59:55 UTC

#bitcoin loves money printing 🖨️💵

2026-08-19 13:47:00 UTC

You'd be surprised what a raw carrot before breakfast could do for you. 🥕
#Peatstr

2026-08-18 00:54:03 UTC

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A square? We need global government and permission to buy and sell immediately. 😂

2026-08-18 00:49:43 UTC

project blue beam 🔵
#nevent1q…dj3n

2026-08-17 17:07:09 UTC

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Keto?

2026-08-17 14:52:00 UTC

Recently stopped buttering my toast in the AM, since my eggs are cooked in copious butter and I eat them on the toast itself.
That plus swapping whole milk for reduced fat in my coffee has provided a nice slimming effect without much change in diet.
Low (saturated) fat, moderate muscle/collagen, high carbohydrates.
#Peatstr

2026-08-17 12:34:52 UTC

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Leftists are unable to distinguish between good institutions and bad, always being suckered into the next rEvOLuTIon, even if it's to topple their own cause from only a few years back.

2026-08-17 00:11:04 UTC

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But can it identify deez nuts?

2026-08-14 20:33:26 UTC

The radicalization of women to the Left is near the root cause of "the problem".
The radicalization of men to the Right is not.

2026-08-14 18:45:32 UTC

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SeedSigner is underrated.

2026-08-14 18:44:59 UTC

Caring about this is a sign you've been psychologically compromised and are no longer just content to stay calm and run #Bitcoin, but are freaked out and need change NOW.
#nevent1q…8j0d

2026-08-14 15:53:40 UTC

We are the vanguard. It is up to us to develop the defensive stance now at the bottom of this bear. What will we recommend to new plebs?
Personally, I think #GrapheneOS only will shine. I think staying in the Core/Blockstream orbit with either #YetiCold or Jade will end up being sage advice. I think #Nostr only will be a reliable defense against the next sybil attack/knots-like psyop. I think using a dedicated machine to interface with the #Bitcoin network will be seen as mandatory.
I think using #AI to audit your entire technical world is the new vital skill.
I think digital minimalism, reducing your attack surface, is the winning defense. Your devices, the services you use, where you data lives.
This is what I'm focusing on.
#nevent1q…t45k

2026-08-14 15:44:34 UTC

A new #Bitcoin offensive will not come until a broad impetus for a #Bitcoin defensive emerges.
Rapid #AI deflation popping the hardware/buildout investment bubble could create that scramble for safety in an environment when Govs have delegitimized bonds.
With real gold access/liquidity being privileged, #Bitcoin's universality will shine.

2026-08-13 23:33:59 UTC

These are the times when you earn your "you were just lucky" 10 years from now.
#Bitcoin

2026-08-13 03:06:56 UTC

Coldcard, Knots, Boltz...
Operation Chokepoint 3.0?
👻👻👻

2026-08-13 01:12:04 UTC

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Hating where you come from because the ruling class is corrupt is a mental disorder.

2026-08-13 00:55:19 UTC

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Loving your country and your people is a moral good.

2026-08-12 22:22:19 UTC

Underrated: lengua tacos (cow tongue)
Overrated: chicken teriyaki
#nevent1q…5450

2026-08-12 17:58:12 UTC

This is a mental breakdown.
#nevent1q…9gc7

2026-08-12 15:35:09 UTC

#Coldcard was an op not an accident.
https://blossom.primal.net/5b1d54f1cce40664e7af8b162f10e2db74e8884455ec0433bd5355ea77f95425.jpg

2026-08-12 15:31:45 UTC

The coordinated amnesia across the #Bitcoin space surrounding #Coinkite CTO's authoring of the #Coldcard exploit under an alias is the largest testament to broad intelligence involvement that we have.
https://blossom.primal.net/7fbf5ad8e7af0682795e0c20d15200be252922b23f92275f8447c49fc88a9de5.jpg

2026-08-12 14:48:26 UTC

Slowly tightening exploit protections on my #Graphene OS devices.
This is tolerable.
Device reboots every night. Any stretch where I don't use for 2 hours. I reconnect WiFi in the AM. My router is on a timer, so it shuts off at 10PM then the WiFi on my phone automatically shuts off a minute later.
Only time I have to reenable USBc data is after verifying @nprofile…q7p2 firmware, when burning to microSD via a USBc dongle. Not worth having it universally enabled since it's a massive attack vector.
Feels good, man.
https://blossom.primal.net/88349f272603dba17230c19e0a6d4f36b4e126fbb1686d1d53b6347a31fc6728.jpg
#Privacy #SovereignStack

2026-08-12 01:21:42 UTC

Leave #Bitcoin and go where?
Look around. This is it.

2026-08-11 21:35:34 UTC

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Good starting place.
https://blossom.primal.net/61690595378dd222c01b453af15a37f18c03f23b98e19a6fa9e41deb3623db2d.jpg

2026-08-11 18:12:13 UTC

Money, by magnifying your faults, can facilitate much learning and consumption of humble pie. 🥧
#nevent1q…6w0f

2026-08-11 13:57:17 UTC

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Nothing funny about that.

2026-08-11 11:46:33 UTC

Losing @nprofile…qy52 is much harder than losing #Coldcard and @NVK.
Guy had real love for#Bitcoin and the freaks. He messed up badly. And he owned it.
Rest and return, brother.

2026-08-11 01:35:11 UTC

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Be willing to bet they hijacked hash for BIP110 without permission and the board finally had it with their distracting civil war delusions.
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2026-08-11 01:23:37 UTC

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I certainly wanted to like Ocean but thought it was tainted because of them.
Will have to take a second look in a few months.

2026-08-11 00:14:38 UTC

Luke+Mechanic ousted from Ocean(.)xyz?

2026-08-10 20:54:09 UTC

Retiring was harder than my entire career.
#nevent1q…v84h

2026-08-10 20:03:47 UTC

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I would be shocked if that wasn't cut with seed oils, too.

2026-08-10 18:43:43 UTC

Pictured: man, attacking #Bitcoin, by continuing to run Bitcoin without having paid attention to the #BIP110 pressure campaign.
https://blossom.primal.net/514edfeb9416f7c4fe6707b423eed1699b0b0c0432774c62030d3f32b25c1fd3.jpg

2026-08-10 18:28:55 UTC

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Lying to oneself is lying.
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2026-08-10 13:25:26 UTC

It is impossible to verify the implementation of #X direct messages.
#nevent1q…hv37

2026-08-10 13:21:10 UTC

Those that think Strategy is dead will now have to claim #Bitcoin has had it's last bull market. That's a tall claim.
#nevent1q…lu6t

2026-08-10 11:54:02 UTC

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Sybil Attacks work.

2026-08-10 02:27:11 UTC

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I know youll get back to me.
#nevent1q…mfjc

2026-08-09 20:09:21 UTC

Never black pill.

2026-08-09 17:43:27 UTC

I must choose to be gracious when I come here. It's too easy to be otherwise.

2026-08-09 02:30:26 UTC

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Case for fraud getting stronger.
#nevent1q…lf9y

2026-08-09 02:26:05 UTC

#Coinkite's claim that Odell's self custody guide protects against the USB REPL bug is nonsense. An attacker with physical access to an unlocked #Coldcard could simply plug it in and use the REPL, regardless of the user's setup method.
Look at their disclosure: "After a successful login enabled the normal VCP+HID USB stack, a connected test host could send Control-C, interrupt the user interface, and enter the MicroPython REPL. That provided firmware-level Python access and could expose secrets available to the running firmware."
They want you to believe NVK privately briefed Odell on a bug that never reached customers, warned that revealing details could enable remote theft of every affected wallet (impossible for a USB-only physical-access bug), and claimed Odell’s microSD air-gapped instructions would protect users—when those instructions do nothing once an attacker already holds an unlocked device and simply plugs it in.
None of that tracks with the USB REPL issue. Every detail matches the entropy vulnerability that was already in the firmware being distributed.
https://coinkite.com/historical-disclosures

2026-08-09 02:20:16 UTC

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This is what Coinkite wants us to believe NVK said to Odell. It's so absurd it's hilarious and insulting.
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2026-08-09 00:09:12 UTC

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Fair take. There was an obvious sock puppet op for bip110.

2026-08-08 23:52:21 UTC

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What is this?

2026-08-08 23:45:24 UTC

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Comes to mind.
https://blossom.primal.net/d5b8fb2c614f53fc7e122bf7de54f70986a00c718e7469b6397af0208709b193.jpg

2026-08-08 23:41:54 UTC

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Network consensus is not the same as the majority. #Bitcoin is not a democracy.
You cannot claim that those behaving within established network consensus are suddenly attacking #Bitcoin.
Not choosing Luke's fork, maintaining the established network consensus, is not an attack, and claiming otherwise is akin to a social attack.
Same line of argumentation that Roger Ver used.

2026-08-08 22:10:02 UTC

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When >97% of the network who do nothing and continue to mine #Bitcoin as before are characterized as "attacking Bitcoin", that is lies and deception.
#nevent1q…jw3a
https://blossom.primal.net/3eef77943397d37fd12827317fe23994ef11e10f35a49b136eab578aaaa77f95.jpg

2026-08-08 21:57:13 UTC

I hate lies and deception.
#bip110 was as dishonest as $bcash.
Luke has disgraced himself.
Repent.

2026-08-08 21:53:14 UTC

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Deranged.

2026-08-08 21:49:47 UTC

Anybody that says #Bitcoin will die in a few months if the entire network doesn't upgrade to an implementation they control, like Luke has done, should be completely discarded.
Did #Bitcoin die now that Knots was rejected? This was a social attack, and it flopped. 💦