highly praised and little read

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Have a Great Time
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2024-09-05 03:08:46 UTC

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dead celt peat bog

2024-09-05 02:57:54 UTC

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small town malt shoppe

2024-09-04 23:56:31 UTC

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i wonder if the html is in all caps

2024-09-04 23:47:10 UTC

Great job with the website guys
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2024-09-04 23:14:38 UTC

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This is like a henny youngman joke. Born in the wrong era

2024-09-04 22:57:44 UTC

Welcoming one of the iconic bugs into my humble home
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2024-09-04 19:23:45 UTC

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throwing out my owala bottle and hydrating with peruvian rat pot

2024-09-04 17:59:27 UTC

The W fell off the Whole Foods sign and they had to throw out everything except the bagels and swiss cheese 😔

2024-09-04 11:51:45 UTC

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yeah, there was a cluster of them along West Port just south of the castle - i really enjoyed browsing Armchair and Edinburgh Books. Have fun, it’s a beautiful city

2024-09-03 19:49:03 UTC

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if it isn't my old friend mr mcgreg

2024-09-03 19:24:52 UTC

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im sorry i forgot jojo was your bibendum from pattern recognition

2024-09-03 17:56:42 UTC

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i think i officially entered middle age today when i had to meet an AC repair guy at 7 am today and just naturally woke up at 6:15 without an alarm

2024-09-03 16:32:16 UTC

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navigating city bureaucracy using the "yes, and" method

2024-09-03 16:27:30 UTC

Just ran across this website, the music is a great touch https://secondcityzoning.org/

2024-09-03 13:15:44 UTC

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give 👏 crossing 👏 guards 👏 rocket 👏 launchers 👏

2024-09-03 11:33:57 UTC

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charli said goodbye forever brat summer and thats all i need to hear

2024-09-03 01:00:40 UTC

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if you want fancy quotes go to church

2024-09-03 00:51:14 UTC

Nice to see religious organizations out there doing good work
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2024-09-02 03:02:56 UTC

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yeah i didnt look at the actual feed at all because i was too engrossed by the terrifying movie

2024-09-02 03:00:40 UTC

You could call that the first “podcast”! 🤣😂 seriously though that was the most unsettling two hours of film ive ever seen, what the fuck #monsterdon

2024-09-02 01:42:42 UTC

Olaf Stapledon mentioned 💫 #monsterdon

2024-09-01 22:39:40 UTC

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i noticed the art gallery of ontario started saying “artist once known” instead of unknown or anonymous, which is pretty cool

2024-09-01 22:01:50 UTC

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oh i have seen that on a previous visit!! It’s super cool

2024-09-01 21:57:28 UTC

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i did not, but i’m a member so i could swing back sometime!

2024-09-01 21:41:00 UTC

One of the more specific CWs ive seen
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2024-09-01 16:23:46 UTC

The suggestive quality of georgia o’keeffe’s work is mostly overstated and reductive but i cant really argue with this one
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2024-09-01 16:19:17 UTC

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lol

2024-09-01 15:29:19 UTC

I don’t really understand the appeal of doing it on a plane but rawdogging a whole subway ride can be pretty fun

2024-09-01 11:36:57 UTC

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have you considered using it to lure murderers into a false sense of security before tricking them into self conviction

2024-09-01 03:41:49 UTC

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I think one reason columbo is so appealing to my generation is that he always successfully finishes the job despite having nuclear grade adhd

2024-09-01 03:39:03 UTC

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sadly, most murders go unsolved due to excessive cider visibility

2024-09-01 03:09:04 UTC

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that damned cider!!

2024-09-01 02:43:29 UTC

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Patrick mcgoohan won an emmy for this

2024-09-01 02:14:32 UTC

This is how i wake up every morning
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2024-08-31 17:13:06 UTC

@npub1d3f…qgra i found him using the guide but honestly pretty disappointing. i'm going to continue enjoying the secret service agent getting his ankle chewed off in front of transsexual mount rushmore

2024-08-31 12:28:10 UTC

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it’s disappointing, i feel like jon used to be able to tell a story thru composition but this is just like truth social gamesmaster anthony’s birthday

2024-08-31 12:16:10 UTC

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its also funny that this was clearly completed before mid july because kamala has less canvas space than merrick garland

2024-08-31 12:10:07 UTC

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this is like a wheres waldo if everyone was waldo

2024-08-31 00:30:44 UTC

10/10 sunset no notes
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2024-08-30 23:21:26 UTC

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oh no im sorry

2024-08-30 22:50:41 UTC

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literally every decision about JoJo could’ve been been made better

2024-08-30 22:49:50 UTC

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to me jojo is a Child’s Play style slasher antagonist

2024-08-30 22:43:52 UTC

The grocery store is suddenly going incredibly hard on their unappealing mascot that nobody has heard of
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2024-08-30 22:22:07 UTC

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gyatt/hyatt are permanently going to be pronounced as each other for me now

2024-08-30 18:21:28 UTC

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Sorry my account got hacked by a bird

2024-08-30 18:20:49 UTC

Ive been walking past this neighbor’s fence all summer just counting the days until i can finally snatch a cheeky street grape
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2024-08-30 14:33:30 UTC

Typing “behind the” into the podcast search bar and nervously looking around to see if the principal is watching before continuing

2024-08-30 09:22:10 UTC

Study: Scrolling for Less Than 8 Hours a Day Increases Risk of Missing Cool, Funny Posts

2024-08-29 19:24:23 UTC

Everyone loves querying WHOIS records but nobody ever queries HOWIS records...

2024-08-29 00:37:02 UTC

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it’s big ben lol

2024-08-29 00:10:31 UTC

Every architect bio needs a line like this
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2024-08-28 22:13:16 UTC

Hell yeah new illinois state flag contest let's gooo https://www.ilsos.gov/special/IFC/home.html

2024-08-28 12:52:49 UTC

Had a dream that trump rallies are still popular 20 years from now but its just like people cheering at a cgi hologram of him doing fortnite dances

2024-08-28 02:07:26 UTC

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A guy on the chicago subreddit posted some photos of the same storm and this might be the most demonic cloud ive ever seen
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2024-08-27 23:57:33 UTC

Welp, it’s been fun
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2024-08-25 23:11:13 UTC

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It’s funny that everyone keeps saying this looks like the grand budapest hotel because i took this photo 5 seconds later of the one literally next to it
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2024-08-25 21:45:37 UTC

Strangely ominous photo i forgot i took yesterday
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2024-08-25 03:24:49 UTC

If i met jd vance i’d pretend i thought his book was called Hillbilly Energy

2024-08-24 23:46:37 UTC

Hello from the water planet
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2024-08-24 19:17:41 UTC

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I like how the the last pic in the “garden photos” slideshow just casually has bruno mars in the background

2024-08-24 19:08:43 UTC

This is what a business website should look like http://conwayrecording.com

2024-08-22 17:35:07 UTC

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for some reason my passenger rating is like 4.6 so i always get matched with someone who just escaped arkham asylum

2024-08-22 01:10:43 UTC

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how do you even work on that without like a ladder

2024-08-22 00:44:26 UTC

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i started it a week ago! I’m not very fast

2024-08-21 23:19:12 UTC

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Margie don’t touch that.. margie nooo!!!
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2024-08-21 21:25:29 UTC

The annoying thing about crocheting a plane with the length of its edge approaching infinity is that the yarn keeps getting caught on it

2024-08-21 15:38:28 UTC

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The story behind these is actually pretty interesting - they were all created by an inventor named Benjamin Cheverton who built what was basically a victorian 3D printer to make miniature copies of sculptures more or less automatically. I couldn't find a wikipedia page about benny chevs so i started one https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Cheverton

2024-08-19 21:38:26 UTC

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If your shoes don’t require a 5-1/4” floppy to work then what are you even doing
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2024-08-19 20:49:23 UTC

Finally found some cute boots with a wide toe box
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2024-08-18 17:53:00 UTC

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sure is

2024-08-18 16:24:22 UTC

Your mentions when you post a hot take about european history on twitter
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2024-08-18 15:00:05 UTC

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henry fielding is constantly remarking on his story in the middle of telling it, it’s great

2024-08-18 13:08:26 UTC

Delighted to discover that “unhinged” goes back at least as far as 1749
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2024-08-17 17:29:54 UTC

Doing my best “not a security risk” face
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2024-08-14 00:05:09 UTC

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I’m not joking btw
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2024-08-13 22:29:22 UTC

A funny thing about crochet is that it’s easier to make a mathematically complex hyperbolic plane is easier than a scarf

2024-08-12 23:03:13 UTC

Petting margie and simultaneously image searching "cat skeleton" to try to figure out what bone that is

2024-08-12 22:11:02 UTC

Me and the girls
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2024-08-10 22:15:29 UTC

Katie pointed at this ad and said “the last acceptable prejudice…”
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2024-08-06 00:18:57 UTC

I dont usually post weeknight dinners but i slayed with this one
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2024-08-05 18:02:59 UTC

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my #1 piece of lifehack advice is to charge your phone somewhere you can't reach it from your bed and read every night until you get sleepy

2024-08-04 00:54:41 UTC

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Know the difference!
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2024-08-03 15:54:41 UTC

Just hanging out and vibing, my ears 12 inches from the business end of a trumpet
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2024-08-02 14:10:19 UTC

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80s tv show about a squad of roman teens battling a shadowy villain known only as “the Messiah”

2024-08-02 13:52:40 UTC

Michelangelo’s not fucking around anymore
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2024-08-01 01:22:10 UTC

Just ran across this website and thought it was one of those caveman-frozen-in-a-glacier relics like the space jam page and then I noticed some unsettling phrases like "Windows 11" and "Biden" https://www.angelfire.com/nh/secret/

2024-07-31 19:04:30 UTC

Buying "enemy.com" for $2 million and selling a little tamagotchi necklace that calls you a dumbass

2024-07-31 17:43:32 UTC

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that looks surprisingly similar to the one page of genuine manuscript I own
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