No, a hyde expert

https://noauthority.social/@c00p

I donut constant
yaaaay
I can bake 2 of my frens!

Public Key

npub1v4p90q6hc8480p86xk35sd0egfjlngqwf0576gnwg67wjjr0482qpjzt05

NIP-05 Address

c00p_at_noauthority.social@momostr.pink

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsx2sjhsdtur6nhsnartg6gxhu5ye0e5q8yh60dyfhyd08ffph6n4qprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0d4hhxarj9ecxjmntywxact

Publishing to

relay.momostr.pink

Author Public Key

npub1v4p90q6hc8480p86xk35sd0egfjlngqwf0576gnwg67wjjr0482qpjzt05

Show more details

Last Notes

2026-04-16 16:39:05 UTC

- reply

Can you believe this camera is traveling at 38,000 mph 3.7 BILLION miles away from earth, itself spinning at a thousand miles per hour while traveling at 66600 mph through a vacuum, and can send a photo to the “receiver” no problem.. ? Science, huh.

2026-04-11 18:38:33 UTC

- reply

In addition to irritating the state I also like to include the anthelmintic properties of tobacco in my delusional, though theoretically rational, excuses for use..

2026-04-11 16:22:56 UTC

- reply

“there must be something good about smoking considering the government is so anti cigarette… “ I say as I crack open a fresh pack of Pall Malls and revel the sweet smells escaping the cellophane..

2026-04-10 20:12:55 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/382/234/476/449/448/original/ebfa83d91080873e.jpeg

2026-03-26 10:39:42 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/295/046/160/133/616/original/8f68abe137fc970a.jpeg

2026-03-26 00:44:25 UTC

- reply

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/292/705/109/870/234/original/55673d9341576372.jpeg

2026-03-25 20:22:25 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/291/674/767/228/158/original/7a882021dd5176b4.jpeg

2026-03-24 20:22:27 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/286/012/929/018/241/original/1f61a5f1a80a9acf.jpeg

2026-03-24 16:10:14 UTC

- reply

maybe he faked his death so everyone would stop looking for him..

2026-03-24 15:13:02 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/284/796/158/334/868/original/627fd4f6e3cf878d.jpeg

2026-03-21 21:50:02 UTC

- reply

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/269/370/324/431/621/original/a5be52c4394c7afb.jpeg

2026-03-21 21:37:46 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/269/321/709/068/592/original/dab2d4f3100cac9a.jpeg

2026-03-21 21:37:00 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/269/318/582/627/991/original/ab127657bd155d9a.jpeg

2026-03-20 10:51:18 UTC

- reply

are not we all serial defecators? I think the location is more pertinent than the ordered repetition of the act..

2026-03-19 20:22:28 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/257/700/984/280/298/original/f46b0e1070828250.jpeg

2026-03-19 01:02:54 UTC

- reply

although I dress and smell like it, I am not a resident of any trailer park. No offense to the boys, and girls, who might be. Some of those mobile homes are pretty magnificent.

2026-03-19 00:56:29 UTC

- reply

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/253/116/493/389/334/original/3073d92662957ca3.jpeg

2026-03-19 00:14:15 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/252/950/388/507/417/original/170a5c2756dada72.jpeg

2026-03-16 20:46:13 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/240/807/986/411/952/original/0adf472ecacd17a4.jpeg

2026-03-16 14:57:49 UTC

- reply

and this one 🤣
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/239/437/720/604/266/original/918418d28a3aaeb0.png

2026-03-16 01:43:28 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/236/314/311/465/028/original/e7af17896b1e8edc.jpeg

2026-03-16 01:40:05 UTC

- reply

Snow day idea?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/236/300/465/830/338/original/b2f0fbc86c8699c4.jpeg

2026-03-15 19:44:36 UTC

- reply

truly stellar advice!

2026-03-14 18:27:24 UTC

- reply

I don’t really want to move though!
I’ll never be able to afford this much land and house again 🤣
The townsfolk are all in a hissy about the way things are going down. The city people were being sneaky and cut back room deals with the data center guys. No public notices. This kinda stuff is likely inevitable wherever you go at some point to some degree..

2026-03-14 18:10:33 UTC

- reply

That’s fallacious. Men don’t install landscape lighting they are equipped with NODs..

2026-03-14 18:01:29 UTC

- reply

I’m getting one of those about a stones throw away from my rural home!

2026-03-12 23:51:25 UTC

- reply

got both, the paddler and paddlee, today 😂

2026-03-12 23:33:28 UTC

- reply

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/218/816/338/958/161/original/0a4c3898cc43a90d.jpeg

2026-03-12 23:29:22 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/218/800/086/662/106/original/94c7bb7325f89f25.jpeg

2026-03-12 23:26:56 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/218/790/395/803/674/original/285a7eccb137a86c.jpeg

2026-03-12 14:34:55 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/216/698/811/319/964/original/e421ba0b2be79d01.jpeg

2026-03-11 19:59:24 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/212/312/000/002/945/original/59752ae82078fc96.jpeg

2026-03-10 16:23:38 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/205/801/697/552/057/original/6bf6565681a9c304.jpeg

2026-03-10 15:14:01 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/205/527/522/849/274/original/3931f3763c6ff3a9.jpeg

2026-03-08 13:07:21 UTC

- reply

less than an Adobe subscription, no?

2026-03-08 13:00:08 UTC

- reply

The way it should be done..
..maybe if you get a quick vax or post a pro-narrative tweet you’ll be blessed with more tokens?

2026-03-08 12:49:28 UTC

- reply

That wasn’t lost on me. Mr. Powers is in my limited pop reference repertoire, btw.

2026-03-08 12:43:34 UTC

- reply

very progressive. She’s really making a statement

2026-03-08 12:38:37 UTC

- reply

I’ve got this one
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/193/592/267/335/137/original/aa39411424a40106.jpeg

2026-03-08 12:34:40 UTC

- reply

very gen x!

2026-03-08 12:27:53 UTC

- reply

maybe he can gen X one for your message
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/193/550/043/282/355/original/2f01e57457ba6a06.jpeg

2026-03-08 12:13:56 UTC

- reply

My dad got me a similar one a few Christmas’s ago. I’m waiting on the dementia to really set in before re-gifting..
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/193/493/395/835/715/original/1ec0cde06bad7292.jpeg

2026-03-08 11:51:23 UTC

- reply

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/193/402/326/244/559/original/3e3a88553e3f37bd.jpeg

2026-03-07 11:52:09 UTC

- reply

fastest draw on NAS

2026-03-07 00:19:56 UTC

- reply

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/185/024/989/927/397/original/f87c989e054e2f9c.jpeg

2026-03-07 00:17:00 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/185/013/301/156/023/original/6fb6556c73e3a5f9.jpeg

2026-03-06 23:57:33 UTC

- reply

that one guy is definitely Murray_N..
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/184/933/514/721/299/original/a5f928559ad95726.jpeg

2026-03-04 02:09:46 UTC

- reply

my hand crafted artisanal arts would never be mistaken for some clanktiferous ai gloop.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/168/468/254/764/044/original/4dd01822f0530fec.jpeg

2026-03-04 01:45:49 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/168/375/976/341/466/original/2b628668be55bbc9.jpeg

2026-03-04 01:44:00 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/168/368/873/900/349/original/896df8715502496d.jpeg

2026-03-02 14:25:17 UTC

- reply

Anyone’s Paul.

2026-03-01 18:48:01 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/155/408/514/398/175/original/1bdac8f3460e29a6.jpeg

2026-03-01 18:47:28 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/155/406/268/419/684/original/eb8ffcdc837b3c31.jpeg

2026-03-01 16:28:09 UTC

- reply

mine was restricted to 65mph, but full weight down a decent 7% I could pop er in neutral an get er movin’ pretty good..

2026-03-01 14:11:25 UTC

- reply

I was just explaining the pitfalls of vibe baking to my youngest daughter this morning while baking muffins..

2026-03-01 01:46:16 UTC

- reply

you telling me that is not his normal singing voice? Who’s he impersonating then? Who is living in the forest behind my home?

2026-03-01 01:09:43 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/151/246/637/437/079/original/3a5a7c611234bb10.jpeg

2026-03-01 01:02:58 UTC

- reply

did we watch the same video?

2026-03-01 00:43:04 UTC

- reply

that’s an impression?

2026-02-28 22:58:22 UTC

- reply

pretty sure this guy lives in the forest behind my home.

2026-02-27 21:05:17 UTC

- reply

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/144/622/950/393/616/original/a1d52378c127c09c.jpeg

2026-02-26 22:57:27 UTC

- reply

maybe try a yellow warbler..
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/139/402/214/181/536/original/99ca78c93bc13361.jpeg

2026-02-26 21:25:39 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/139/041/077/685/000/original/b7e387d040479b63.jpeg

2026-02-24 18:56:49 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/127/131/305/541/693/original/e726916e9eebabe8.jpeg

2026-02-23 18:42:54 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/121/413/210/558/530/original/d230a8375cff7c98.jpeg

2026-02-23 14:40:02 UTC

- reply

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/120/459/390/864/458/original/92767ae2106e4122.jpeg

2026-02-23 13:54:00 UTC

- reply

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/120/278/045/243/647/original/8f5ad9ba13d020b5.jpeg

2026-02-20 00:48:10 UTC

- reply

it’s fantastic!
Here’s last year’s for comparison
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/100/200/752/199/828/original/3001fcd830c22bb5.jpeg

2026-02-19 13:54:53 UTC

🚨HAPPY NATIONAL AIRBOAT DAY!🚨
Blessed be ye all on our nation’s most anticipated and highly celebrated day.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/097/631/568/201/867/original/f68a2d4101551df6.jpeg

2026-02-12 14:18:35 UTC

Invention of sauce
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/058/089/156/762/459/original/91387b4486c7bca4.mp4

2025-11-28 17:46:08 UTC

- reply

Paula Dean’s recipe for cinnamon rolls is pretty good and if you make them from scratch at home you’ll feel better about poisoning yourself!

2025-11-27 18:50:02 UTC

Happy Thanksgiving NAS and everyone else!!
Here’s to one more thanksgiving feast without eating ze bugs!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/623/141/004/483/628/original/5033c22bfa0ecf3e.jpeg
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/623/142/435/672/562/original/0695fb1f01ab7dad.jpeg
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/623/144/774/471/373/original/e89087c7f988c08e.jpeg

2025-11-15 17:22:21 UTC

- reply

new Crumb? I didn’t realize he was still alive 🤣

2025-11-13 00:24:05 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/539/536/684/943/153/original/9939ceb5a2d65ed8.jpeg

2025-11-10 00:55:18 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/522/673/689/576/123/original/ef941455f82efa6c.jpeg

2025-11-08 00:18:56 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/511/206/406/830/405/original/111195117a5dba8a.jpeg

2025-11-08 00:17:26 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/511/200/360/816/449/original/4a22a480e88cd573.jpeg

2025-10-17 16:46:49 UTC

- reply

what’s your argument?
You know, both options in your poll could be true at the same time.. I wager most participants who choose “round” are ultimately thinking “spherical”..

2025-10-14 01:42:59 UTC

- reply

IYKYN..
you should read Mark’s essay while you’re laying around..
https://drsambailey.com/a-farewell-to-virology-expert-edition/
..get well soon :pepe_ok:

2025-10-08 23:52:38 UTC

- reply

I don’t wash my eggs until I use them!!
https://www.theprairiehomestead.com/2011/10/eggs-to-wash-or-not-to-wash.html

2025-10-05 01:15:50 UTC

- reply

bruh, try to find this book. There’s a reason it’s being suppressed.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/318/905/652/926/599/original/6f6135c4dc05c06d.jpeg

2025-10-04 19:00:55 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/317/436/855/630/212/original/97896d7abc53be98.jpeg

2025-10-04 18:55:23 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/317/414/180/507/979/original/b481c9ad0daa4aaa.jpeg

2025-10-01 23:57:32 UTC

- reply

are you familiar with the nephilim clown connection theory?
https://youtu.be/P_8Fc66bseM

2025-10-01 01:28:39 UTC

- reply

you want the costume?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/296/312/677/507/766/original/84eb70cea0c64c18.jpeg

2025-09-29 01:24:39 UTC

- reply

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/284/972/351/636/446/original/02c20a84d14b41cf.jpeg

2025-09-29 01:18:47 UTC

- reply

FWIW it’s satire, from The Onion.. 2005.. original isn’t available anymore, but a multitude of sources have debunked it..

2025-09-27 23:24:49 UTC

- reply

they’re everywhere on YouTube
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/278/837/419/025/071/original/9f16f691db0c0c0c.jpeg

2025-09-27 13:18:16 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/276/453/315/767/197/original/3fcfa1066ee965a0.jpeg

2025-09-23 23:43:10 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/256/261/395/315/981/original/a05541d46db7329d.jpeg

2025-09-21 11:18:35 UTC

- reply

Winingboat
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/242/008/262/697/467/original/6c4a7b88c6a380c2.png

2025-09-20 00:07:32 UTC

- reply

Windboat
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/233/708/163/935/561/original/7f0d291749ed4148.png

2025-09-19 23:50:35 UTC

- reply

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/233/641/130/838/190/original/908dc50cd306b4c9.jpeg

2025-09-18 11:02:18 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/224/958/024/441/228/original/aa21ecb6ab071ba7.jpeg

2025-09-17 00:58:44 UTC

- reply

I can’t believe you wouldn’t use a label maker! 😂
I put big nasty labels on all the things!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/216/919/512/434/649/original/728e718de0c10372.jpeg
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/216/920/443/133/073/original/e9751f3393b475fb.jpeg

2025-09-16 23:43:13 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/216/625/034/300/291/original/5583afcf229787a2.jpeg

2025-09-16 22:44:52 UTC

- reply

KEVIN couldn’t read so good, or likely at all, but he was very handsome in his own words..
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/216/389/778/932/843/original/26587ac1ff0a324d.jpeg
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/216/390/885/779/723/original/1071ab1ed7505103.jpeg
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/216/393/445/066/803/original/5fd34d676a8da506.jpeg
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/216/395/325/219/487/original/112a8ab29efdb79e.jpeg

2025-09-16 16:02:54 UTC

- reply

I was going to make it KEVIN, but I know he can’t read..
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/214/815/601/685/391/original/8330e03d6b90749a.jpeg

2025-09-16 15:06:43 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/214/594/880/336/419/original/ed232614a9f5d842.jpeg

2025-09-16 15:06:17 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/214/592/853/504/172/original/550d40ac6b8f1b11.jpeg