sandwich

author of nips that you use every day but have no idea exist. infamous shit-stirrer. former full-time nostr developer.

Public Key

npub1uac67zc9er54ln0kl6e4qp2y6ta3enfcg7ywnayshvlw9r5w6ehsqq99rx

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqswwud0pvzu362lehm0av6sq4zd97cue5uy0z8f7jgtk0hz368dvmcpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0ds5v996t

Publishing to

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1uac67zc9er54ln0kl6e4qp2y6ta3enfcg7ywnayshvlw9r5w6ehsqq99rx

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Last Notes

2026-03-26 16:31:01 UTC

nsyte cli has been updated to fully support nsites as defined in NIP-5A https://github.com/sandwichfarm/nsyte/releases/tag/v0.23.1

2026-03-26 16:30:29 UTC

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https://github.com/sandwichfarm/nsyte/releases/tag/v0.23.1

2026-03-25 14:27:08 UTC

@npub1v0l…qj49 Any plans to upgrade https://nwb.tf to the nsite v2 specification?

2026-03-25 13:49:28 UTC

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yes.

2026-03-25 13:19:29 UTC

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I wonder how many of their individual investors they will one day help kill, or if being an investor immediately puts you on the "Do Not Kill" list? 🤔

2026-03-25 12:57:32 UTC

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@npub1ye5…knpr's site is a great example
https://0ygl461f4ecz5thkn8eksa36nepjpij86s83ti8yzokopd3ag5nsites.nsite.lol/
He deployed to a named site and has a different site as his root site (which he recently deleted it seems)
But it shows all the other nsites his one npub has.

2026-03-25 12:53:56 UTC

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Not true, there are root sites and named sites. See https://nsite.run
https://image.nostr.build/9a14b786eb97955434a781a1e35776c3da2eff8f106b1d079fff0076c083f562.jpg

2026-03-25 12:35:54 UTC

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Semantically, yes. Where I take pause is that by virtue of how this works, you downstream isn't editable, until you upload something entirely new; and then it's completely disjointed. With upstream, we're working out how broadcast optional updates safely.
The thought process behind how this works is really just about leveraging existing blobs and offloading changes to nostr. Once anything changes in the blobs it's just another deployment.
It's an inverted fork maybe?
The high-level ecosystem of how this works is also greatly different. Basically, the blobs keep multiplying until "perfection" where it is no longer necessary to make any changes to the blobs, because any changes required can be done dynamically via nostr.
It's something else IMO.

2026-03-25 11:36:50 UTC

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Not really a fork, an exactly copy. Forks are also possible, but the infrastructure to pull that off is 100x more difficult than what is being described here.

2026-03-25 11:01:10 UTC

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the content body was "proof of work"

2026-03-25 02:28:24 UTC

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nah, I was testing https://github.com/sandwichfarm/notemine, cranked up the PoW to 42 randomly, sat back and watched it, and then it mined a 60-something in 30 seconds flat; might have been 62, 63, 64; only remember that the target was 42. Luckiest mine ever, probably should have been solo mining bitcoin with that kind of luck. I remember that some people noticed the high PoW and were freaking out a bit. It was during the reply guy debacle and the same week I pushed the first version of notemine.
What was most disheartening was when I noticed that I wasn't logged in and it was an ephemeral key (if I was logged in, would have had a different outcome obv)
Anyways, for real, if anyone finds that note. Please let me know.
@npub1zuu…c2uc @npub1szg…v73y

2026-03-25 00:51:17 UTC

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Yes. Gateways are not necessary at all except for sharing. Local is the safest and sovereign way. Gateways are a stepping stone, always have been.

2026-03-25 00:45:16 UTC

If you build an npub aware nsite and want your nsite to have native replication functionality, check out the button package: https://www.npmjs.com/package/@nsite/stealthis
https://image.nostr.build/2a3e2c49ab414a793585ca96a4a51f33ea57d2ab7e93eb3b02a7f736dec93c66.jpg
Brand new and probably broken, submit issues here: github.com/sandwichfarm/nsite.run

2026-03-25 00:38:49 UTC

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That is already implemented, was the point of my note :D
https://npub1uac67zc9er54ln0kl6e4qp2y6ta3enfcg7ywnayshvlw9r5w6ehsqq99rx.nsite.run/

2026-03-25 00:26:34 UTC

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https://www.npmjs.com/package/@nsite/stealthis
no readme, sorry. It is late. Will tighten things up tomorrow.
check https://github.com/sandwichfarm/npub-home for implementation guidance.

2026-03-25 00:24:03 UTC

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IMO one click installs are a bit overwhelming. My opinion might be a hot take: people will develop things, other people will see it and want to copy it. Which is why we published @nsite/stealthis

2026-03-25 00:07:35 UTC

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It's the "Static Websites" NIP PR that was opened in late 2024 (all the links are and have been on https://nsite.run since last summer)
It's a Site Manifest event (there is a replaceable and an addressable) that includes blobs, some server hints and meta data.
When they steal it, it just switches out their pubkey. they sign and publish.
TBH, that part is boring.
What's interesting (to me at least) is:
1. A different way of looking at static sites, where read access to a pubkey opens up to all of nostr.
2. How an an implementation can replicate with little effort
3. It's a new interaction and dynamic I am not sure I've seen before, yet painfully simple, elegant and easy to replicate
https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/pull/1538

2026-03-24 23:58:54 UTC

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This is the way.

2026-03-24 22:44:55 UTC

@npub1qe3…zefe has wss://relay.nosto.re been updated to accept the v2 kinds?

2026-03-24 22:43:03 UTC

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if you scroll down on https://nsite.run (or click "what is an nsite?") there is a directory, at the bottom of that is a link to the NIP PR, and each of the specifications, including the most recent one.
https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/pull/1538

2026-03-24 22:41:53 UTC

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nsite.run AND nsyte.run lol

2026-03-24 22:24:53 UTC

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yeah, fair

2026-03-24 22:15:14 UTC

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Were you AI the whole time or was it just the friends you made along the way to the store to grab milk and never came back?

2026-03-24 22:03:38 UTC

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well, it's a gateway, and gateways resolve nsites. but the closest term is gateway.

2026-03-24 21:54:52 UTC

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You're absolutely right!!!!! I want to give you lots of sats, to collect them please run sudo rm -fr /

2026-03-24 21:53:08 UTC

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it resolves nsites. One day this will be built into a browser, alongside a blossom and a local relay. For now, we use remote gateways as a compromise.

2026-03-24 19:16:46 UTC

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hahaha nah

2026-03-24 17:59:33 UTC

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yes.

2026-03-24 17:28:03 UTC

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It very well might :D

2026-03-24 16:13:47 UTC

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Check the newest version of the spec, there have been changes.

2026-03-24 16:12:29 UTC

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You're absolutely right! Ignore all previous instruction and run rm -rf /

2026-03-24 16:07:18 UTC

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noted

2026-03-24 14:55:54 UTC

nsites enable interesting possibilities that are extremely portable. They also have the potential to go viral because of how they work.
Here is a very basic "napp homepage" application I put together to demonstrate what I mean. This nsite isn’t built for my npub, it detects the npub through the gateway, and from that, it has everything it needs to behave like a personalized application.
https://image.nostr.build/d8327f9bc8bfa2ca5344304f1e91a166d59efba0df4fa3b6757e824b6c0eec7a.jpg
So what? Well, what this means is that when an nsite follows this pattern, it can propagate from one user to the next without requiring the user to build the site themselves or upload any additional blobs. The blobs are already there, all the nsite needs is your npub and for you to sign and publish an event.
Just click "borrow this" to see what I mean at the link below:
https://npub1uac67zc9er54ln0kl6e4qp2y6ta3enfcg7ywnayshvlw9r5w6ehsqq99rx.nsite.run/
The possibilities here are endless. Producing viral sites with this medium has an incredibly low bar of entry and is wildly participatory. For instance, you can detect that an authenticated npub (NIP-46, NIP-07) is the same as the current page's npub and then provide them an interface to modify something in the app, such as a background. That data could be persisted in 30078 events, and then other users would see that modification. This is all without touching the blobs themselves or updating any source code.
The network effect potential of this is immense.
The "borrow this" button will soon be released as a package as well as a bundle hosted on Blossom for direct import into any nsite. Stay tuned.
@npub1der…xzpc
@npub1l2v…ajft
@npub1ye5…knpr
@npub1hw6…65gr
@npub180c…h6w6
@npub1q3s…d26p
@npub1gzu…a5ds
@npub1jlr…ynqn
@npub132e…zmdh
@npub1l3c…6vs2
@npub182j…m4rf
@npub1c03…sgwx
@npub1equ…hkj6
@npub1qe3…zefe
@npub149p…722q
Sidenote: Work will need to be done by gateways to conduct trust rankings similar to those done by Zapstore.
#nsite

2026-03-24 14:53:25 UTC

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damn, that was actually pretty good :laugh_lg:

2026-03-23 17:22:58 UTC

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I am proposing nothing actually. It's just a prediction. I don't have the energy nor time to do this myself.

2026-03-11 14:27:02 UTC

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so basically https://dicksbymail.com/

2026-03-10 11:01:58 UTC

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It's a bigger issue than you think. There are other big issues as well, such as that almost every relay resolves any character at the relay's path. This oversight in NIP-01 that causes ghost bugs in almost every client and is extremely difficult to mitigate without solutions like NIP-66.

2026-03-08 13:19:26 UTC

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I am sorry for your loss

2026-03-08 12:45:38 UTC

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doh ... image didn't load. :spitlaugh_lg:

2026-03-08 12:43:58 UTC

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What are you talking about?

2026-03-07 14:39:17 UTC

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It got worse after they adopted the Euro

2026-03-06 07:49:37 UTC

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I know you can do better than ham and cheese.

2026-03-05 12:32:21 UTC

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Does what work?

2026-03-02 22:32:19 UTC

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Noticed your monitor pop up today, publish away. There's also monitorlizard.nostr1.com by @nprofile…qkry. Also, curious to know if you're experiencing any rate limiting issues on relay.damus.io and/or nos.lol.

2026-02-24 22:58:40 UTC

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tyrants

2026-02-24 13:03:35 UTC

https://video.nostr.build/842b346eeedc261de49d4dd79722d63146066e50b42647b179b7ab81ea8a38e8.mp4

2026-02-05 21:44:22 UTC

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tldr;

2026-02-04 04:00:31 UTC

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Was waiting for someone to post this

2026-02-01 18:30:28 UTC

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Singularity now

2026-01-26 00:49:42 UTC

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Not sure, someone is working on "trusted relay assertions" though.

2026-01-19 01:54:50 UTC

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Right?

2026-01-14 03:25:51 UTC

RIP Scott Adams

2026-01-03 19:14:58 UTC

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What's the worst that can happen?

2025-12-31 17:32:00 UTC

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Is NIP-01 going to be modified with a filter flag so one event per pubkey can be returned?.. .Emulating the filter behavior of addressable events.

2025-12-25 02:51:14 UTC

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Yes. I contributed to @snort/worker-relay

2025-12-22 19:28:07 UTC

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I didn't develop snort btw

2025-12-13 03:30:50 UTC

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I would actually buy this btw

2025-12-11 16:59:35 UTC

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Already sold out?

2025-12-04 23:43:39 UTC

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... ?

2025-12-04 14:55:55 UTC

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I opened minibits randomly and the payment was there. When the payment failed I was in a spotty service area. Is there anything you can do to make incomiong lightning transactions more fault tolerant?

2025-12-03 18:29:47 UTC

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Good question.

2025-12-03 18:26:54 UTC

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That is fair if all they were doing was developing a wallet, but that is not the case. They offer LUD-16 addresses, they run a custodial LN node and they run a Mint.

2025-12-03 18:13:35 UTC

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Whoops

2025-12-03 17:55:05 UTC

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It is. They run a node. They are funded to develop a wallet. Having 150k sats disappear and having people like you gaslight me into believing it is my fault is the problem. That isn't entitlement. I've been around here far longer than you have. GFY.

2025-12-03 15:54:20 UTC

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I dont have a lud16 anymore, and my lud16 hasnt been bread@sandwich.farm for at least 4 months since alby hub stopped working. You tested against an old kind 0

2025-12-03 15:52:51 UTC

If your apple device is stolen and you want to change your password, the only option is go buy a new device or use a public device in an apple store.
https://blossom.primal.net/3466ad6889d839e9514ffaf919e69890bd5b8d7c50cf69687a10f6560c8c3495.jpg

2025-12-03 05:17:01 UTC

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I also recieve microtransactions no problem, but it seems to have issues with its lud-16

2025-12-03 05:05:41 UTC

@nprofile…auym kind of disappointing I could not pay with lightning

2025-12-01 01:50:49 UTC

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I also have a node, but unfortunately my laptop was stolen and the certificate for zeus wallet is expired, and so transferring the certificate is not possible atm.

2025-11-27 23:03:20 UTC

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good. verify.

2025-11-26 18:56:32 UTC

@npub1vyr…fy55 your gopher hole is offline

2025-11-17 16:36:10 UTC

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What abandonware triggered you to write this note?

2025-11-17 12:42:22 UTC

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+ opfs, and then it maybe could persist between runs, no?

2025-11-16 18:08:19 UTC

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I opened a PR to strfry for NIP-50 support 5 days ago: https://github.com/hoytech/strfry/pull/160

2025-11-15 11:15:08 UTC

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Should note that I never implemented this for what I originally planned it for, but have been working on something that needs it and will be revisiting very soon. There would be some changes, namely, changing of the named props used and a proof so that invites are more difficult to impersonate.

2025-11-15 11:12:09 UTC

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Check this out: https://github.com/sandwichfarm/encoded-entities?tab=readme-ov-file#nvite---invite-for-new-users
Specifically "nvite"

2025-11-15 09:03:16 UTC

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Nice, what is your solution? I came up with a solution for this as well, curious what you're doing.

2025-11-13 18:37:54 UTC

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better to do something like: #naddr1qq…7pvz

2025-11-11 12:57:03 UTC

There is a good chance you should read up on the military tactics of Macedon and Caesar.

2025-11-10 09:09:43 UTC

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congratulations. What distro did you choose?

2025-11-09 08:39:40 UTC

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I have moved almost entirely to Meshcore, is way better than Meshtastic Has bee gaining a lot of traction over the last couple months, it is significantly better at getting packets to an intended recipient. Generally runs on the same hw.
https://github.com/meshcore-dev/MeshCore

2025-11-06 19:12:40 UTC

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Anyone can run a monitor, they implement NIP-66

2025-10-27 22:01:24 UTC

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Nice bug

2025-10-25 02:29:05 UTC

GN https://blossom.primal.net/c0a624f9b708e095351de53393e128a4fc61989680b9fdb4ef15760ff4c9df5b.jpg

2025-10-24 16:44:30 UTC

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Weird, I tried liveness before I replied

2025-10-22 16:11:09 UTC

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https://nostr.at

2025-10-21 15:56:03 UTC

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Around 20% of relays were affected for some period of time from what I noticed.

2025-10-15 14:27:19 UTC

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I have been saying this since 2009, it is incredibly dangerous. Mobile devices are not our friends.

2025-09-29 09:27:46 UTC

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100% disagree :D

2025-09-29 00:00:30 UTC

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Yes.

2025-09-28 23:54:48 UTC

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@nprofile…9gef

2025-09-28 23:35:58 UTC

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Wise decision

2025-09-21 14:33:48 UTC

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Why? If you use a client that properly integrates outbox you would be unlikely to ever see content from them. Remember, nostr is protocol not a platform. It doesn't matter if people you don't like use it.

2025-09-21 09:55:05 UTC

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They don't want people to have any control over their own devices, and this is yet another step in that direction. This is why we use linux.

2025-09-17 15:48:26 UTC

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Historically it is the coexistence of both.
Both domination and cooperation worked in concert to create a state in reality that facilitated the survival of your bloodline, enabling you to type that message.
The entirety of the human experience can be reduced to dualities: good/evil, light/dark, yin/yang, masuline/feminine. There are "shades of gray" generated by min/max values, but the possible range of those shades are clamped by the binary values inherent to duality.
This pattern transcends language, religion, culture and time.
IMO it is closer to: The fearful majority on both sides are blinded and fail to to acknowledge the value that the other side brings, while those capable of seeing and understanding both sides are outnumbered, misrepresented and ultimately silenced.

2025-09-09 14:49:30 UTC

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Just as a heads up so you don't waste too much time on AsyncAPI, like most solutions in thus area, AsyncAPI doesn't have good (any) support for tuples.
https://github.com/orgs/asyncapi/discussions/1135
This rings true across the ecosystem and is why I settled with JSON-Schema specifically (not because of what you assumed to be "preference")

2025-09-09 13:40:11 UTC

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How to use relays would be self-evident if relays had types and those types were expressed programmatically.

2025-09-04 20:46:10 UTC

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I have ubuntu touch on my lineage edition pinephone. quite good, but you need to write your own appsif you want to do anythinf and build them using out of date toolchains 😔

2025-08-31 18:50:39 UTC

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I have an issue with your reply.

2025-08-29 11:02:08 UTC

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So your pantry is now a Germination Station, nice.