Ben Todd

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2026-04-05 18:55:49 UTC

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"AI" LLMs have no benefit for the mass of normal people. They can't be replied upon, aren't intelligent, are killing the planet, have risen the cost of living and hobbies for everyone and are being used by billionaire narcissists to spread propaganda and kill real free speech and muddy facts. There is no room for commercial LLMs anywhere. They are only useful for research projects like cancer research etc.
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2026-02-27 14:10:15 UTC

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Because nothing gives customers a better warm fuzzy felling in their belly than knowing the servers friendliness is ingenuous and they've been forced to do it.
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2026-02-24 23:46:06 UTC

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He resembles Danny Sapko to me 😂
https://youtube.com/shorts/QdLKwIpnV6o

2026-02-17 12:31:43 UTC

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Love that third photo 😍 🐕

2026-02-10 23:21:17 UTC

I think this must be the greatest anti-AI ukulele song ever made!
https://youtu.be/CsQtUSTSX40
#music #ukulele #antiAI #AIslop #AI

2026-02-02 12:49:26 UTC

Do you ever post toots and then when you get a like notification think "oh I forgot I posted that".

2026-01-31 10:21:29 UTC

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Altern 8 - Shelley's Car Park

2026-01-28 10:39:06 UTC

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You wouldn't be able to share this on TikTok. Since Larry Epstein has taken it over they have banned people mentioning "Epstein" in messages and searching for it.

2026-01-25 23:14:38 UTC

#secondAmmendment #alexPretti #uspol #politics #guns #ice #nra
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2026-01-04 21:35:55 UTC

Hey Guys, gals, people and pets, Satya Nadella is getting tired of people calling AI Slop output AI Slop. If everyone can stop that's be great as it is upsetting Microslops share holders.
Don't start calling Microslop Microslop or use the #microslop tag as it might burst the AI bubble and then Microslop might have to take SlopPilot out of Windows. As you know, that would be terrible.
https://www.windowscentral.com/artificial-intelligence/microslop-trends-on-social-media-backlash-to-microsofts-on-going-ai-obsession-continues
#microslop #microsoft #copilot #sloppilot #AI #genAI #AISlop #AIBubble
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2025-12-25 23:04:04 UTC

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Awesome photo! 😎🐶

2025-11-24 00:13:58 UTC

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Good luck Juniper, you can do it! 💪

2025-11-01 20:14:03 UTC

Happy #caturday from a sleepy Roland cat!
#catsOfMastodon #cats #kittyRoland s #petsOfMastodon
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2025-11-01 00:11:06 UTC

As the saying goes this time of year:
Remember, remember, the Epstein Files.
#Trump #politics #uspol #uspolitics #GuyFawkes #FireworkNight

2025-09-27 08:03:15 UTC

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Those clickbaity titles really put me off clicking now. I know the article will be the type that's riddled with ads, have ai slop like waffle for screens and then have a disappointing sentence or two reveal at the end.

2025-09-24 22:04:57 UTC

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My cat forced me to be his bed this afternoon!

2025-09-24 10:04:29 UTC

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Parties being more left wing would be welcome but the Lib Dems and Greens are the best we have right now. Ed is a great guy and the new green leader looks promising. "Your Party" looks like it's imploded, Sultana looked good but I don't trust Corbyn after he sold us out with not supporting Remain at the EU referendum.
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2025-08-23 08:44:41 UTC

By the way to any young people out there. I use 😊🙂👍 emoticons the oldskool way. I'm not dissing your rizz 👍
#genx #generationx

2025-08-16 14:47:07 UTC

Purchase of the day #today: An alarm clock with a little man banging a gong for the alarm!
#swag #cool
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2025-07-23 11:14:36 UTC

Every little website is being pushed onto Facebook thanks to the computer illiterate duckheads in UK Parliament. We'll played MPs, people are much more vulnerable on Facebook you cuckwombles 🤬
#uk #OnlineSafetyAct
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2025-07-22 07:04:29 UTC

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They look like Danny Devito playing The Penguin in Batman 😂

2025-07-08 12:07:35 UTC

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Three strokes and you get a free NFT.

2025-06-25 22:48:47 UTC

The Bald Eagle, America's finest.
#meme #baldVancePics #trump #memes
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2025-06-14 22:14:50 UTC

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He's treading on me bro! 😂

2025-05-04 22:00:12 UTC

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I always have trouble rebooting though

2025-04-20 21:08:08 UTC

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The English have to stop at the pub for a quick pint.

2025-03-30 09:04:08 UTC

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Other countries need to stop pretending the US can be an alley right now.

2025-03-26 21:24:52 UTC

Rachael capitalist Reeves spring statement puts 250,000 into poverty due to benefit cuts. This she says to get people back to work. Is she for real!!! This will get ZERO ill people back to work; it'll only make them even more too ill to work. If she wants to get people back to work she'd put more money into mental health programs.
Put billionaires into a huff or put the most vulnerable into poverty and she picks the latter, feck off!
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/mar/26/reeves-accused--balancing-books-back-of-uk-poorest-spring-statement
#Labour #politics #ukpolitics

2025-03-23 13:43:16 UTC

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Three prongs is a trident, not a fork!
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2025-02-03 21:48:53 UTC

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Maybe they want to crash nation controlled currencirs. They are crypto bros and want control of currency in the private sector.

2025-01-24 09:43:49 UTC

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Wow, that's stunning!

2025-01-16 18:40:29 UTC

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And there was me thinking Nick was the Berry that cared 🤷‍♂️

2025-01-14 18:40:36 UTC

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I just meant, if they were any good they'd have mastodon accounts and not the other two 😊
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2025-01-14 18:22:42 UTC

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Same here!
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2025-01-14 18:05:16 UTC

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And you can follow them on Twitter or Threads. They have no Mastodon account advertised.
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2024-12-28 01:02:46 UTC

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When I'm looking at music I like on youtube I definitely choose the one with the official video, unless I want to hear a different remix.

2024-12-25 17:41:51 UTC

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Why did the washy cross the road?

2024-12-22 20:23:23 UTC

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2024-12-22 10:59:16 UTC

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Squeaky bum time, as Alex Ferguson says

2024-11-19 19:47:31 UTC

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"an analysis from the Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy found that Trump’s proposal would slash taxes for the richest 5% and raise them for everyone else. "
I'll say it again, billionaires are scum and I'm insulted everytime companies like Temu and Paco Rabanne suggest we want to be billionaires in their adverts. I don't want to be a billionaire, I want to be kind and a good team player in society.
#politics

2024-11-18 11:48:07 UTC

It'd be amazing if Mastodon could have a separate feed for politics. I don't want to hide the politics but it drowns out the cat pictures, memes, jokes, photographs and every day life toots that I originally joined Mastodon for as well.
#Mastodon #politics

2024-11-10 14:44:13 UTC

#today we did 4 minutes silence for remembrance day as my watch was two minutes fast and when we finished Sainsbury's started the shops 2 minutes silence!
Also, I have two more wheelie bins full of weeds from gardening. The jungle will be tamed yet!
Met my new next door neighbours just now. They seem like a nice couple.
#gardening #remembranceDay

2024-10-28 10:20:36 UTC

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Yes, there is a difference between an awful government and an evil government.

2024-10-16 17:04:25 UTC

Kookaburras have now been found in England and Scotland! Bonza my little Aussie friends!
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/super-rare-animal-shouldnt-spotted-133924248.html
#uk #wildlife #animals #birds #australia

2024-08-18 14:00:13 UTC

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I got mine for a few quid from PDSA 😁 (yeah I know its a trilby not a fedora but for a difference of ~$625K who cares 😂)
Edit: difference of ~$630K actually. I didn't pay $5K for mine 😂
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2024-08-18 12:02:20 UTC

This little guys antennas are moving soo fast! Sqwee the little prongs on its bottom!
#crustacean #Animals #wildlife #photography
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2024-08-15 08:10:46 UTC

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Pro Tabs here!!
Bloody space cowboys!! 🙄😛

2024-08-13 04:12:58 UTC

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So basically like all billionaire scum: - Musk wants to take what little money and power the poorest in society have and give it to billionaires to put more money into their offshore bank accounts. Billionaires really are evil.
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2024-08-10 16:18:30 UTC

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2024-08-04 11:58:03 UTC

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Fascists don't like people learning. They have got to keep the population subservient.