Daniel Kochmański

People put here catchy ad-words that define them, ain't they?
Sneezing the means of computation since 1898BC.

homepage: https://turtleware.eu
patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jackdaniel_kochmanski
IRC handle: jackdaniel @ libera.chat

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2026-04-01 17:16:55 UTC

I'm reading now "Computer power and human reason: from judgment to calculation" by Joseph Weizenbaum and it is absolutely fantastic.
It is as if the author teleported from today 60 years back, wrote ELIZA for plausible deniability that he is not, in fact, a time traveler, waited another 10 years and wrote a book about our current predicament.

2026-03-27 08:23:22 UTC

With pleasure we are announcing a new Embeddable Common Lisp release:
ECL-26.3.27: https://ecl.common-lisp.dev/posts/ECL-26327-release.html
#lisp

2026-03-26 17:06:49 UTC

Time for a new adventure :)
https://files.functional.cafe/media_attachments/files/116/296/567/051/132/413/original/a22d1851b45f17f8.jpg

2026-03-15 16:23:26 UTC

https://gist.github.com/richhickey/ea94e3741ff0a4e3af55b9fe6287887f
Rich Hickey's of #clojure #lisp fame "thank you" letter to sloperators.

2026-02-03 21:25:14 UTC

Help wanted!
testing #ecl before the next release:
https://gitlab.com/embeddable-common-lisp/ecl/-/work_items/798
Thanks :)
#lisp

2026-01-28 19:57:36 UTC

btw, did you notice how sloperators are now pushing the term 'agentic coding', because 'vibe coding' already gained amateurish, nomen omen, vibe ;p

2026-01-20 20:01:45 UTC

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you probably mean the metaclass thing by Ken Tilton; it is a bit different because it connects slots and propagates values.
In any case my excursion is about "how one would implement the last task from 7guis in McCLIM", so it is more concerned with visuals.
And it pays of, I've already found a few issues in McCLIM that I've fixed along the way :) with more to come

2026-01-20 19:47:51 UTC

One more, this time with formula editor and some computation, but no propagation yet.
#7guis #mcclim #lisp
https://files.functional.cafe/media_attachments/files/115/929/149/738/327/280/original/a942f4efebd28d62.mp4

2025-12-18 17:46:36 UTC

Noworoczny biuletyn od @npub1yct…n02a :)
https://files.functional.cafe/media_attachments/files/115/741/810/866/779/101/original/074298e355a18571.jpg

2025-12-16 08:45:44 UTC

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If I had to pick a new phone today, I'd consider (in no particular order) lineage,
grapheneos, jolla and pinephone[*], and after educating myself further I'd make a choice that best suits me.
[*] I know that it is a device with some compatible distributions, not OS itself

2025-12-15 21:06:12 UTC

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I don't mind e/os, but the phone was not bought by me nor it has unlocked bootloader, nor I want to install to my aunt something she clearly wouldn't want to -- I've already got burned by installing Linux to my family members; constant support requests and breaking printers hunt me till today in my nightmares 🙂
Thanks for the advice though!

2025-12-15 20:07:38 UTC

I've been configuring a new android phone for my aunt and boy, it is horrific:
- tons of preinstalled applications including wtf games, linkedin, netflix, spyonme-soft, duplicate-this-stock-functionality-but-worse, spyonme-hard and much more
- more apps that can't be uninstalled yet are clearly spyware (xiaomi cloud? mimusic?) plus standard google spyware
- gemini this gemini that, "yes please" vs "ask me later", "make your phone your wallet" with "yes please" vs "ask me later" and much more (again!)
Then I proceed to install the only application of her choosing -- whatsapp, but whatever, so I open play store (there is also a mistore:) and type 'whatsapp'
The first result is a green icon similar to 'whatsapp's, I install it, but no! it is actually "telephone" with overreaching permissions that wants to replace the standard application for calling.
Only the second result is the application with the name that exactly matches the query. Apparently 'telephone' is sponsored, but it is only very subtly hinted.
I wouldn't call it a circus - it is an animal experiment facility.

2025-12-04 17:43:39 UTC

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"yep I'm not going to implement a reader (parser is sufficient)" or "yep I'm going to implement a reader"? :)

2025-12-04 17:40:14 UTC

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you're not going to implement a reader?

2025-11-27 13:51:43 UTC

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did he do anything to sbcl (yet)?

2025-08-12 10:31:56 UTC

GitHub CEO: "embrace AI or leave"
GitHub CEO: "leaves"
They should have embraced more AI!

2025-07-15 08:35:10 UTC

The number of people who want to shove GenAI down other people's throat is too damn high. Inevitability my ass, until it lands in the same conceptual bin as asbestos, leaving a sad trail of externalized damages and privatized gains.

2024-10-09 08:44:20 UTC

If we predict N tokens based on the least creative article names we'll have:
"All you need is considered harmful"
Pinky swear

2024-08-28 18:41:53 UTC

What is a good place to start reading about permacomputing?
https://permacomputing.net/getting_started/
?
#permacomputing #permaculture