Sabrina✨

Only in Conservative World would actively choosing not to participate in The Iraq War be a “gotcha” – while we watch multiple genocides play out on TikTok https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tim-walz-military-record/

2024-08-09 00:06:59

It's not ready for primetime
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2024-08-08 16:12:46

I feel about the song 365 the way that Charli XCX feels about cocaine on the song 365

2024-08-08 05:30:55

The cowl design on Batman: Caped Crusader is negatively impacting my viewing experience

2024-08-08 05:05:31

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Yeah. Dive deeper one night during a thunderstorm and give yourself the shivers

2024-08-08 05:01:22

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Her wedding, her marriage, her businesses, her projects, her friends, the weirdly fucked up designers she favors. It’s endless. Pick any of those and I can infodump on her -1,000 aura

2024-08-08 04:53:29

Blake Lively gives me some very, very distinctly evil vibes

2024-08-07 20:33:34

Paying for subreddits? Oh, the Internet collapsing in on itself is happening honestly a little bit faster than I thought but I love to see it

2024-08-07 14:07:57

I am begging the author of this article to use a little bit of critical thinking. Like, is this just a press release? How many people does this go through before they hit publish?? https://www.theverge.com/2024/8/6/24214426/carbon-removal-standards-initiative-bill-gates-launch

2024-08-07 06:55:57

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I use Feedly as a backend and use Reeder etc. as my front end

2024-08-07 05:51:26

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Luckily this will only come up once every four years and for those other three years there are two days to pick from so I have simply shifted days.
Again, not that this means anything at all!!!!!!! It literally doesn’t lol

2024-08-07 05:49:08

I am reposting this because it was brought to my attention that it is missing necessary context:
My anniversary with my ex-husband is coincidentally now my anniversary with my boyfriend and I have a feeling everyone is going to read into this even though it means nothing.
Why would anyone notice? Well, it’s leap day. I’ve now had two anniversaries land on leap day.

2024-08-07 05:10:44

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Millennials are not getting more conservative as they age! They’re going further left!

2024-08-07 05:07:43

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And before anyone jumps in, I don’t think it’s “the Chinese governmen t” so much as like… 3-7 governments each running contradicting psyops. I’m being so serious right now.

2024-08-07 05:06:32

The amount of misinformation and disinformation about Korea and the Korean War that is floating around TikTok genuinely concerns me. Like beyond other issues, both historical and current. Something is going on with the entire topic of Korea on TikTok.

2024-08-07 04:53:13

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I’m serious that I will survive just to fix the ocean OR the sky OR the Internet OR cancer OR chocolate OR pop music OR Hawaii OR something, anything at all. I will survive if it’s to see anything at all improve

2024-08-07 04:51:28

I am 1000000% still a cynic, I know how these system eats good people, and I know every politician – especially one of a very wealthy state – is by necessity a compromised person at best. It’s an unethical job.
But I did cry during Walz speech because I finally realized that if we all do the work cut out for us, we’re going to win. And that means that every year the millennial/Gen Z vote gets stronger and we could actually maybe kind of a little bit fix some aspects of some things

2024-08-07 03:11:27

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Also I love each and every one of you (except a lot of the men) and I am thrilled to know the capitalists can never take down this strange platform weeeeee

2024-08-07 03:07:36

With everybody deleting Instagram this year, I have to say: I feel so fucking cool for never abandoning my boy RSS. RSS fucks. Hard

2024-08-07 00:48:08

This is a hypothetical about time traveling to the past, so please don’t freak out and send the Secret Service to my apartment.
But, like, it was probably so easy to m***** Donald Trump for like 10 to 15 years there where he was a broke pillhead loser. I bet you could’ve bought shit at Duane Reed, stopped by 30 Rock (dressed as a cartoon nurse or something), and gotten the job done in an afternoon.

2024-08-06 00:10:55

If you vote against me having HRT? That’s a death threat, not politics.

2024-08-05 02:27:29

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Just a blackout. It’s simple.

2024-08-04 18:51:26

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I THINK I JUST INTUITED THIS. Wow. Ha!

2024-08-04 17:29:32

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What was the point of building all those sets for all those musicals if he isn’t going to let me explain spackle???
[Ron Howard]: The point was gossiping after school

2024-08-04 17:27:23

My boyfriend is shredding through the sheetrock trying to hang a curtain and refusing literally any help, even “here’s some water, maybe let your arm rest.”
Is this heterosexuality? This prison?

2024-08-04 17:23:30

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Like, oh, my sweet summer child. Oh, you wonderful little white witch. Oh, my darling little time traveler from the 90s. The Obama campaign did a number on you. I understand, I was there too. Get your gel pen out and let me sign your cast, damn it

2024-08-04 17:21:15

“You’re running a developer beta during mercury retrograde?” – Only Millennials could produce a thought so seemingly banal and yet steeped in Leslie-Knope-level cognitive dissonance

2024-08-04 17:20:51

T4T hookups are elite until someone tells you something that gives them dysphoria that you’ve never considered and now you’re going to be hyperaware of it even if it doesn’t give you dysphoria. Until then, it’s great

2024-08-04 02:33:48

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I crave it

2024-08-03 20:53:05

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Yes but Ru is also a cis man

2024-08-03 19:20:07

Hi, it’s me! You’re all in danger
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/899/704/637/459/964/original/630c81b01d0443b2.mp4

2024-08-03 18:41:12

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no RuPaul is a drag queen. She just speaks for the community way too often.

2024-08-03 18:21:14

I know RuPaul made an idiot out of herself about trans people for the last several decades, but please, please please please please please please please please please please stop saying “biological woman/man.”
Stop coming up for new words for things because you guys don’t know what you’re doinggggggggggg

2024-08-02 23:19:17

So the BBC is still saying TRANS PEOPLE are a danger to children and not, you know, their staff. Got it!!!!

2024-08-01 08:02:24

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If you don’t have the option to take public transportation where you live due to quality issues or a total lack of options, my heart goes out to you and I hope that, as millennials and Gen Z age, we will be able to fix all of these horrible things. Much of the US is forced to use cars. Which is why it’s even more important that we dispel myths and fear-mongering about public transportation. It’s classism. Then they dress it up as if we’re elites for having something like the MTA, to be divisive.

2024-08-01 07:55:30

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Like I don’t mean to be a total bitch every time I post, but can people stop saying shit like this to New Yorkers? I don’t come to your hometown and point out all the litter – and it’d be great if you didn’t feel entitled to do that to me.
Hehehehehe it could be an unspoken pact between us and we could call it “politeness” for short. A sort of contract that is social. Whaddya say, pal?

2024-08-01 07:51:08

“Do you feel safe taking the subway?” You’re 17 times more likely to die in a car than you are to die on the subway, traveling the same distance. And I don’t actually have to go that far.
Do you feel safe driving your car? Should people feel safe when you’re driving your car? Do you feel safe knowing that basically everyone around you is a moron in a giant bullet capable of going 100 miles an hour? I’ll take the occasional stinky kook and dissociate on my Game Boy underground, thanks!

2024-08-01 00:21:42

I’m tired of changing my mindset and ways of thinking about things. I would like my circumstances to change now, thanks.

2024-07-30 16:58:16

I'm looking for employment!
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My background includes working with non-profits, collaborating on major brand projects, and contributing to individual film and television productions.
Let's work together? 😎
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2024-07-30 13:38:11

It’s my dream to one day be able to visit all 50 states again. How sad is that?
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2024-07-30 00:02:19

As a Trans person I do not consent to being used as canon fodder to motivate a hypothetical revolution that you've yet to organize and, no, a bunch of theory books you've read are not enough evidence to get me to agree to that.
Do whatever you want — but I'm a communist, so if you can't even achieve my support, I think people should go vote for Kamala Harris. And I think you should keep your "voting makes you neolib" accusations to yourself, but that's just a suggestion.

2024-07-29 20:49:22

If you edit an iMessage with the iOS keyboard, and then once you’re happy with your new spelling hit the checkmark, it will still auto-correct to whatever it auto-corrected to the first time – because it is not smart enough to know that it made a mistake and should stop trying to help.
This is a very mild observation that I am scared to make because usually when I mention things like this my replies are filled with Apple apologist telling me to kill myself and burn in hell forever

2024-07-29 20:24:28

I was banned from the Universal Orlando subreddit for saying I would be uncomfortable attending a Harry Potter theme park land because somehow *I’M* making it political

2024-07-29 18:03:01

If the immortality ever offered to me is of “we’ll make a LLM simulating you” variety, I’d rather just die and be forgotten please

2024-07-29 13:29:35

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Please stop thinking of Trans women as women with an asterisk. That’s all I need you to do.
Also, I am begging you not to jump into my replies to explain your behaviors and apologize to me for things you have done to other Trans people whom I have never met. I cannot absolve you or give you a pass. Just listen and try again. Bye

2024-07-29 13:26:40

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“Ryan Houlihan, a Trans woman, was hungry for breakfast” just call me a slur thanks

2024-07-29 13:25:43

Anytime I am mentioned in speech or text – that is otherwise unrelated to the topic – people are quick to label me as a “Trans woman.”
I never, ever see a cis woman, unprompted, immediately labeled as a “cis woman.”
I know that, for you, you’re hyper aware of it and want to make sure you’ve validated me and you “warned” others in a way that grants you plausible deniability. But how about you just let me handle my disclosure, champ? Thanks!

2024-07-29 00:51:59

Men really do explain things to me that *I* mention to *them* almost like clockwork

2024-07-28 18:54:21

This woman hears “she’s not white but I love her anyway and I’ve learned nothing from that” and thinks he’s saying “you’re exceptional.” https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4795119-jdvance-wife-white-supremacist-attacks/
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2024-07-28 12:56:03

If a cishet man tries to tell you that “dude” is a gender neutral term, ask him how many dudes he’s fucked

2024-07-26 05:30:32

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Cyndi Lauper is 70 years old
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2024-07-26 05:23:06

Cyndi Lauper and Kelly Clarkson both look like it’s 2002 again. God bless science https://youtu.be/VqgOeLGxhW0?si=RRQk0-G5c1438KdA

2024-07-26 05:12:00

Calling your studio “The Fun Pimps” is a great way to get women to immediately disengage with your brand but god bless, I guess

2024-07-25 22:51:52

When writing is easy I love writing

2024-07-25 18:20:31

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They’ll never do it but they should
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2024-07-25 18:19:14

I want it to be Gretchen Whitmer so bad
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/848/506/093/792/901/original/109a93b0e1b96492.mp4

2024-07-25 04:36:28

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I’ll do a proper reveal when the swelling is done. Probably with a cheesy “BEFORE AND AFTER” vibe because I gotta at least give you a show

2024-07-25 04:30:23

Be nice. My chin is still swollen.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/845/246/886/921/496/original/0efb7767c3a2315f.jpeg

2024-07-25 04:18:12

I appreciate the fact that no gay person has ever taken Trump or JD Vance aside to fix their makeup

2024-07-25 03:44:39

Wanna know something that sucks? An incredible amount of transgender related topics are censored on every AI platform and they give you a big speech about how it’s not appropriate or whatever – but they frame it as a progressive thing they’re doing to prevent abuse. And it’s the framing that I find insulting and infuriating. Just leave us alone! All of you!

2024-07-24 05:01:59

I hate capitalism and my body desperately needs a diet overhaul but there are practically zero situations a can of Pringles can’t improve*
****I would like to note that shrinkflation has made Pringles worse but still p good

2024-07-23 05:09:48

“Biden was shamed into quitting!!”
Good? I would like a politician that I can shame. If anything, this is an ad for putting Kamala Harris in office – and then bullying her.

2024-07-22 04:13:24

I came out as a woman and now they’re gonna make one of us president. All going according to plan
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2024-07-22 04:03:38

Pssst I’m in love

2024-07-18 01:15:30

People in the 90s were like “Helen Hunt is so hot” and they were absolutely right. People today should say that and be right

2024-07-13 22:38:54

They missed :(

2024-07-13 03:02:26

Donald Trump fully being an out-and-out pedophile and nobody caring meanwhile I’m scared to be near children in public because I get my hormones from a jar :(

2024-07-01 04:35:19

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I SAW KIM PETRAS AND SHE WAS SKINNY. IF YOU’RE GAY, LIKE THE FUCKING POST.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/709/292/115/046/974/original/cb7730f47901f1cb.mp4

2024-06-30 22:50:09

I saw Kim Petras and she was skinny

2024-06-21 01:21:54

Gabbi Tuft is an awful person. A MAGA republican, a transmedicalist, a reactionary, and just an overall shitty person who hangs out with low-lifes. I fucking hate that I’m in any category with her and it makes me sick that she’s going to be the first Trans woman a lot of people in this community meet. https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/06/20/transgender-wrestler-gabbi-tuft-once-wwes-tyler-reks-is-ready-for-her-closeup-again/

2024-06-20 03:32:06

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Having to be a teenager twice is wild because almost none of the wisdom you’ve gained since the fists round is of any use at all. It’s cosmically bound

2024-06-20 03:21:43

At what point will the universe consider me humbled?

2024-06-18 17:02:27

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Absolutely unprecedented levels of NYPD officers swarming every inch of the city, but they can’t stick a single squad car outside the only national game monument during a Pride month with extensive domestic terror threats. Got it. https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/06/18/more-than-150-pride-flags-vandalised-outside-stonewall-inn/

2024-06-18 17:00:47

Notice how it’s *our* property that the police won’t protect. https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/06/18/more-than-150-pride-flags-vandalised-outside-stonewall-inn/

2024-06-17 01:37:13

Trans women’s secret power is devastating reads, a weapon god forged just for us

2024-06-15 23:10:05

Everyone you know will disappoint you in brutal ways but you until society collapses you can always rely on a library to be doing its level best and punching above its weight

2024-06-15 21:40:51

Utterly despise a “Netflix” button on a remote

2024-06-15 04:17:46

I like going through my old posts because I’m often on here when I’m stoned – and it’s like a completely different person with my same sense of humor was cracking jokes for me at 4AM
Do not tell my therapist about this, it would save us too much time talking about me

2024-06-15 03:48:28

I will never use another microblogging service, by the way. My I-don’t-give-a-fuck-about-my-career-or-brand-anymore-maybe-never-again posts will be exclusively shoved at you people until they put me in the camp. Can you imagine posting on Threads? It feels like doing therapy at a drive thru window.

2024-06-15 03:27:28

What’s crazy is that AI isn’t the thing that killed Hollywood, but we’re going to watch that history be written in real time. Like everyone pretending they saw Scott Pilgrim in theaters. I worked on that movie’s marketing! No you didn’t!
And I was at the opening weekend of the original Mean Girls! Nobody fucking came but gay minors and middle school Grace Adlers!
Don’t pretend everyone felt bad for Britney! You laughed at her! I saw it!
I should start filming things. 😡

2024-06-14 14:28:15

Boomers get dysregulated if a conversation is anything other than nagging, people pleasing, or war

2024-06-14 07:33:27

I am not “in the wrong body” I am in the wrong reality

2024-06-13 05:03:24

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"How did you learn Photoshop so well?" I was there when the Deep Magic was written

2024-06-13 04:59:57

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Neither my father nor my boyfriend can put on The Simpsons alone. And I stand here, eternally benevolent, asking if they want subtitles

2024-06-13 04:57:33

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The Milennial Tech Support phenomenon fits with our overachieving good girl image so I love it but what are people going to do about their routers when we're gone

2024-06-13 04:56:25

My entire life I thought that people would keep getting better with computers – and that younger people would surpass us in technological prowess and then I watch my 26 year-old boyfriend try to use a remote to pick a TV show

2024-06-12 15:20:26

If Trump wins, where do I go to survive? New Zealand seems so far.

2024-06-08 05:57:43

I’m angry
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2024-06-05 13:49:32

They cancelled my surgery. I have to start the entire process over. I wish I was joking!

2024-06-04 16:43:42

Today is the last day I have to feel like this 😌

2024-06-03 18:49:11

Dear Tim Cook, I know your company is bad at AI, but that the native iOS keyboard constantly thinks I’m typing “fuck duo” and not “fucked up” is egregious censorship – to the point that it’s impeding the device’s core functionality of letting me bitch and moan all day

2024-06-03 06:06:22

I’m getting fairly extensive face surgery in like 48 hours are you excited

2024-06-02 05:28:28

I just realized something I thought was mortifying wasn’t actually embarrassing in hindsight and I feel like I just won the intrusive thought lottery

2024-05-31 05:37:33

Aw now that America’s ending, I’m kind of getting nostalgic for it. Obviously only kind of