CrustyBurgerhead

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2025-09-23 13:08:15 UTC

I'm glad to see all this cynical sniggering about Charlie Kirk's funeral and his widow. I was afraid our condescending smugness levels were falling below quota.

2025-09-23 01:03:48 UTC

What title of the United States Code (U.S.C.) is the poem on the Statue of Liberty?

2025-09-22 15:21:18 UTC

"The air between the shooter and Charlie Kirk would have stopped the rifle bullet."
-average Fedi conspiracy theory

2025-09-20 23:15:26 UTC

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I just tried this but Pajeet Airlines is too busy to handle my request. Something's going on, whatever it is.

2025-09-19 14:37:34 UTC

Black community leaders are speaking out about the racism of being afraid of accepting black people in airline industry and that people need to overcome their racism.
In other news, a plane crashed when its hull peeled off today.

2025-09-19 12:36:11 UTC

Someone I admire a lot did a YouTube video lambasting Tucker and Candace Owens for pointing at jews for Kirk's assassination, citing that jews are "the easiest people in the world to blame." I think she needs to set aside her resistance to anti-semitism and take a cold, hard look at the facts.
Don't hate people like her, just push them in the right direction.

2025-09-17 16:41:55 UTC

When God made women's bodies he was an artist, and when He made men's bodies he was an engineer.

2025-09-17 16:34:49 UTC

We can shoot your candidates, assassinate your pundits and stab your train passengers but don't you DARE take away my teaching job!

2025-09-17 16:17:24 UTC

Black women over the age of 35 are 2% of the population. What percentage of judges in the USA are sheboons? It seems like every other one is.

2025-09-17 12:35:27 UTC

Jews have been kicked out of 109 countries. "That's because of anti-semitism."
Why are they anti-semitic? "Because they don't like jews."
Why don't they like jews? "Because they're anti-semitic."
You've got to break them out of their circular thinking.

2025-09-16 11:30:12 UTC

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He eased up on the anti-whiteness but kept a hard line against kikes and eventually his own muzzies.

2025-09-15 20:49:08 UTC

Not a Boomer but if you want some feel-good, spics-go-down material follow this account on Facebook.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/fd/99/02/fd99025231a440b86ce2ff4e831029dc60be22b2662ab08688584e1f11811cf6.png

2025-09-15 17:04:27 UTC

If the calling people Nazis brought you to this, of what use was calling people Nazis?
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2025-09-15 12:07:08 UTC

I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears.
https://blockclubchicago.org/2025/09/14/chicagos-mexican-independence-day-celebrations-muted-amid-ice-threats-its-depressing/

2025-09-15 02:42:52 UTC

https://media.nicecrew.digital/80/b9/8b/80b98b46de2a717ba9684ce3606c2b50460631888f24b620771ee50e31d32353.mp4

2025-09-15 00:42:38 UTC

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Moderates are turning far-right and leftists are abandoning liberalism altogether over this. I think this is what he is referring to.

2025-09-15 00:25:15 UTC

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It's been said that right-wingers let imperfection spoil a good thing. It's true, we are our own worst enemy.

2025-09-14 22:17:28 UTC

Real chat with AI:
>How many children does the average Hispanic family in America have?
Hispanic families often have 3 or more children, especially among immigrant households.
>How much does it cost annually to raise 3 children in the USA?
Raising three children in the U.S. can cost anywhere from $50,000 to over $90,000 per year.
>How much money does the average US Hispanic household make?
Median household income for Hispanic families in the U.S. is approximately $70,950

2025-09-14 18:17:51 UTC

Hispanic kids are so completely generic and interchangeable. If a Mamacita saw her son Jorge off to school with his dirty skin, brown eyes and black broccoli hair, another Jorge could come home and it wouldn't make any difference.

2025-09-13 19:46:13 UTC

Underestimate Joyce DeWitt at your own risk.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/1d/c1/ae/1dc1ae5eebde3bcf40f6c3fca052c13df6e2d7b2c60c8f7bc1896f9fd0d2df5a.png

2025-09-13 12:05:45 UTC

One less welfare sucker. BTW aren't all hispanics named Gonzalez?
https://abc7chicago.com/post/ice-shooting-franklin-park-illinois-kills-suspect-dragged-officer-25th-grand-officials-say/17802348/

2025-09-12 22:44:33 UTC

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In a press conference today Patel, a Hindu, told Charlie Kirk that he'll "see him in Valhalla" like they're both a couple of Norse LARPers.

2025-09-12 22:13:50 UTC

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I'll have to pick up something for Kash Patel.

2025-09-12 21:57:33 UTC

Kind of ironic that Charlie Kirk got the answer to the JQ in the final moment of his life.

2025-09-12 21:38:03 UTC

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The autopsy report should be a duesy. I wonder when we'll get it.

2025-09-12 18:58:57 UTC

Joe Blow: Israel is our friend, Israel is out greatest ally, Israel is a true democracy, and we must defend Israel. Wait, actually they aren't. In fact, they kind of suck because--"
BLAM!!
Breaking news: Former Israel supporter Joe Blow was just mysteriously gunned down by an unknown assailant today.

2025-09-12 18:06:28 UTC

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So is Daily Wire but even a brainless chimp like Candace Owens broke away eventually.

2025-09-12 15:08:02 UTC

MSNBC is reporting the Charlie Kirk may not have died, he may have just had the wind knocked out of him.

2025-09-12 14:54:42 UTC

@npub1ukl…wvw6
#note19qw…9m2j

2025-09-11 19:26:09 UTC

"Fucking COVID caused that. Here's a link."
-Jeff Cliff watching Charlie Kirk get shot in the throat

2025-09-11 19:15:37 UTC

Shiloh said the N word so she deserves arrest & harassment.
DeCarlos is insane so it's OK that he killed Iryna.
Cannon Hinnant rode his bike on a black guy's lawn so it was OK that shot him.
Charlie Kirk said transmen aren't women so he brought violence on himself.
BTW the J6 protestors were upset that the US election was stolen which was no excuse for them to break windows.

2025-09-11 14:25:09 UTC

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Never let an opportunity to be a nigger go to waste.

2025-09-10 22:03:57 UTC

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I understand they let grandpa go. Shooter is still at large.

2025-09-10 17:56:22 UTC

>There could be material around here.
BROWN: The material, uh, put it like this. The material in my body stabbed the lady.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/09/monster-speaks-decarlos-brown-jr-breaks-his-silence/

2025-09-10 12:45:02 UTC

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Somone talking about yoga once said that you don't have to worship demons to meditate.

2025-09-09 17:26:29 UTC

Col. Boomer is probably correct.
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2025-09-08 03:24:28 UTC

MST3K does "Schindler's List."
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2025-09-07 22:21:56 UTC

It's amazing how much time, money and effort black women put into looking like shit.

2025-09-07 15:35:26 UTC

I bought noise cancelling headphones to drown out the sound of foreigners speaking spanish on the bus. What's the best environmental sound to use?

2025-09-06 15:44:55 UTC

Whoever told sheboons that wearing a shower cap in public is acceptable needs to have their dick cut off and shoved down their throat through the severed stump of their neck.

2025-09-06 13:31:04 UTC

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XRP
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2025-09-05 18:37:06 UTC

When you run a shipment of Coors to Alderaan.
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2025-09-05 11:27:14 UTC

Why do flat earthers think that governments and academia across centuries are lying that the earth is round?
"Hey, I just heard that the earth is flat. I'm going go riot and engage in civil unrest for some reason, I don't know."

2025-09-04 00:25:53 UTC

I miss White women. God help me, I do miss them so.
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2025-09-03 12:53:26 UTC

The news is like "Black man shoots four, two black man rob bank, hispanic runs over pedestrians, muslim serial rapist on loose, city a billion dollars in debt. And now, a report on why our city is the bext place in the world!"

2025-09-03 02:14:24 UTC

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Russell and Stallone went together like bananas and cement.

2025-09-02 15:06:59 UTC

I went by the church my parents were married in this weekend and saw a huge steaming pile of dark Indians in traditional clothing having a wedding there.
If you could taste my heart it would poison you.

2025-08-31 17:11:09 UTC

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And just like that the crash graduates from accidental to heinous.
@npub18yt…7wt5

2025-08-28 17:36:21 UTC

He's a Boomer but he's right.
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2025-08-28 17:30:48 UTC

The real tragedy of the Catholic school shooting is that we're not calling the murderous sexual deviant "she/her."
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/08/watch-cnns-jake-tapper-wants-people-use-she/

2025-08-28 14:47:27 UTC

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Why do need need Mexicans to run Mexican restaurants? What's so specialized about putting ground beef into a taco shell? Even a pollak can do that.

2025-08-27 20:49:22 UTC

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When Gen. LeMay heard through the grapevine that JFK was planning to invade Cuba without air support he said that Kennedy had "just cut the throats of every man on that beach."

2025-08-26 14:43:20 UTC

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You're both wrong. That's Taylor Swift.

2025-08-25 19:33:46 UTC

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I think he got it from back-handing Zelenskyy and yelling "ACT LIKE A MAN!"

2025-08-24 22:15:03 UTC

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/9d/d5/35/9dd535658e49cf1b6f9cde47133ebc0d87c467125d2806fa9770412410860e8b.mp4

2025-08-24 02:42:37 UTC

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If you look closely you can see some Israelis dancing in the background.

2025-08-24 02:36:11 UTC

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There's a building in town that still has a zeppelin port on its peak leftover from the 1920s.
https://youtu.be/pUVDmXvXcbk

2025-08-22 16:14:39 UTC

Who care if you daughter safe! My Flamin' Hot Cheeto sales are down!
#note1qyr…8a9r

2025-08-22 16:13:52 UTC

Nigga no come to buy swisha sweets and fawties! You hurt-a may bidness! That boosheet!
https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/watch-dc-business-owner-says-new-federal-crackdown-may-making-streets-safer-its-hurting-his-sales

2025-08-22 11:44:18 UTC

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Young hispanics are dumb, talentless, all have the same skin and eye color, and they breed them like rats. How can we make them even more generic? Give them all the same haircut.

2025-08-22 11:35:43 UTC

I want my tombstone to say "Mistakes Were Made."

2025-08-21 18:23:29 UTC

"It's A Wonderful Life" but at the end George's friends get together and hang all the niggers in Bedford Falls.

2025-08-20 23:06:10 UTC

>walked into Great Clips, signed in
>saw staff was 100% Mexican with shiny black heads, stubble, dirty looking, tatted neck to toe
>immediately walked out

2025-08-20 16:11:09 UTC

This surprised me. I thought spics were into marriage but half their kids are welfare bastards. And what about Injuns?
https://media.nicecrew.digital/91/15/08/91150884c4067e6aa18fb833a58b5b944f6d58fa1470ea44124f47cb46730dcb.png

2025-08-19 12:37:44 UTC

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I remember NASA once aired a feel-good story about how they brought clean water technology to some Mexican hellhole so they could drink. Beaners have existed for hundreds of thousand of years but they needed White men to show them how to build a well. No wonder they're dirty looking.

2025-08-18 17:41:42 UTC

https://cwbchicago.com/2025/08/bank-robber-wrote-holdup-note-on-mail-addressed-to-his-home-fbi.html

2025-08-18 12:55:03 UTC

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I'd prefer to focus on inflammatory and derogatory language please.

2025-08-18 00:59:20 UTC

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I've always said that Stamp would have been a terrific voice over for Darth Vader.
"Son of Skywalker! Kneel before Palpatine!"

2025-08-15 12:15:53 UTC

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Statistically backed up.
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2025-08-14 14:39:40 UTC

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Thank goodness you threw a dozen links at me that I will never click. Sorry, I meant to say "never fucking click."

2025-08-14 14:30:09 UTC

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He's awesome at reminding us that we don't answer everything with "fucking COVID did that, you fucking morons. Fucking fucking."

2025-08-12 21:50:40 UTC

Favorite Bond Girl

2025-08-12 16:51:02 UTC

I've always lived my life by the philosophy that, when you're in doubt, eat jalapeno cheddar potato chips.

2025-08-11 02:26:33 UTC

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2025-08-11 01:50:34 UTC

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Had to do with a bad batch of HRT, didn't it?

2025-08-10 14:13:25 UTC

I don't care how great her tits looked in "Trading Places." Jamie Lee Curtis is an unattractive lipless hermaphrodite and she always has been.

2025-08-09 18:29:35 UTC

I like Japanese fairs but it's like...
Vendor lady: Are you interested in tea?
Me: Nnnnnnoooooowellumyeah ok sure I'm really into tea.
Vendor lady: Oh good! (half hour sales pitch)

2025-08-09 02:12:21 UTC

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She never was. I never did get why guys were hot for her.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a5/e4/6e/a5e46e1ff75fe75b553adc70314584abad9966740b69964276843107b65aad49.jpg

2025-08-07 12:33:44 UTC

Clock King may be the lamest supervillain ever.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/75/f4/9a/75f49a7718fddd406ed0c575a72b37d4b20d1d99c17ce164394597a21b6500cd.png

2025-08-07 12:30:56 UTC

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That's what glory holes are for.

2025-08-06 14:54:17 UTC

Nigger ad: "Blacks are powerful, wise, beautiful, and never do anything but wondrous and marvelous things in the world."
Great ad! Love it!
Sydney Sweeney ad: "I got my ass from my parents."
RACIST NAZI EUGENECIST BIGOT!!!

2025-08-06 12:32:10 UTC

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"There could be homo sapiens here," he thought.
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2025-08-05 16:38:32 UTC

I just ripped the head off an H1B project manager in front of a roomful of people and he had to admit that I was right.
Babies aren't going to sleep as well as I do tonight.

2025-08-04 16:35:07 UTC

The "<insert name here> Didn't Kill Himself" thing is a trend.
https://local.newsbreak.com/michael-wilson-332707161/4118530093341-a-teen-was-arrested-over-a-fight-officials-say-she-died-by-suicide-in-jail

2025-07-30 14:31:14 UTC

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We don't even use the word "honor" anymore. Ever notice that?

2025-07-28 02:36:12 UTC

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Wait til you hear about her Flamin' Hot Cheeto period.

2025-07-28 02:22:32 UTC

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Do you really want to mess with THIS?
https://media.nicecrew.digital/60/35/f5/6035f501d933dee5b6878c5736f3722e40fb948903299ddbb446c2fe3f3b1e2e.jpg

2025-07-28 01:35:33 UTC

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Jonny once did a kitchen video threatening me with a tennis racket.

2025-07-27 14:21:42 UTC

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It's already cracking and crumbling. They fired the nigger contractor who poured it and that contractor is suing Obama for racism because of course he is.

2025-07-26 21:34:50 UTC

I have never in my life seen anything to convince me that the female negro is human.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/98/a7/d2/98a7d2862260ebd979820e9a43a9d97ca9bcefea9553027e67e2c57a37c0dcea.mp4

2025-07-26 00:27:28 UTC

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By November? And I just put a down payment on a house.

2025-07-25 12:47:04 UTC

Trump sings order to send homeless bums to rehabilitation, treatment and other facilities.
Reddit & Bluesky hippies crap their delusional pants with this interpretation:
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2025-07-25 02:41:17 UTC

Now that Hulk Hogan's dead, who's going to be a real American who fights for the rights of every man?

2025-07-25 02:40:30 UTC

Is it wrong to want your own country to feel like a home instead of a social services office for every dirt savage in the world? Is it so wrong?

2025-07-25 00:52:47 UTC

I don't know, the world just seems different now that Malcolm-Jamal Warner is dead.

2025-07-24 22:43:38 UTC

Next time someone starts whining about how Hitler killed jews, ask them what they think about the Haavara Agreement. When they ask you what that is call them a nigger and walk away,

2025-07-24 15:55:27 UTC

Ozzy Osbourne, now Hulk Hogan. What is this, "fuck your 80s childhood" week?

2025-07-23 19:37:40 UTC

I'm going to invent a form of death and ascribe it to jews who died in Auschwitz, just to see how far the story carries.
"My grandfather was thrown off a cliff into the propellers of a passing airplane. The sadistic Nazi guards would sneer MEEP MEEP at the resulting slices falling to the ground."

2025-07-23 12:34:09 UTC

If you want to feel better about yourself, look up porn stars who are your age. Most of them don't age well. Being a human toilet does bad things to your body.

2025-07-22 16:18:31 UTC

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They kind of do that. They justify taking over Britain by hallucinating that the British killed millions of Indians and took all their natural resources so now they're just trying to poo on Britain and ruin it.