M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™

I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz trombonist/music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 52+ years Sharon & fat tuxedo cat Chloe. #Blue #Puns #Dadjokes #Wordplay #Boston #Food #Audiobooks #Subaru #ClassicalMusic #Church #AcornTV #Art #NewEngland #Beaches #OrangeMA #MaharRegional #LowellState #NorthTexasState #Masters+

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2024-08-10 15:54:56

Here's a minor peeve for the 21st century to share — when a favorite writer goes behind a paywall.

2024-08-01 15:40:55

Dear Naps — I’m sorry I was a jerk to you as a kid.

2024-07-31 16:09:40

I can tell if a new actress on “Ghosts” will be good the moment she walks through the door.

2024-07-31 11:08:57

Which singer moonlighted as an entomologist?
Gnat King Cole.

2024-07-30 10:19:04

I like to learn something new every day.
Dogs tilt their heads when you speak to them to better pinpoint familiar words.

2024-07-28 10:27:19

Henry met his future wife at Castanet Club.
They just clicked.

2024-07-27 10:28:38

If revenge is a dish best served cold AND revenge is sweet — is revenge ice cream?

2024-07-26 10:37:46

What do you get when you win the competition for fewest muscles used?
Atrophy.

2024-07-21 10:45:22

People without a garage do a yard sale.

2024-07-15 23:40:34

Motet: small waterway around a castle

2024-07-15 13:07:19

A weasel is weasely recognized but a stoat is stoatally different.

2024-07-14 17:23:12

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later if you care to drop by.

2024-07-10 23:52:41

Mr. Spooner, the local mechanic, likes to make chilled grease sandwiches for his kids.

2024-07-10 15:33:44

Chromatic: A very shiny room at the top of the house.

2024-07-09 10:48:44

Psychiatrists who minored in math can easily find the root of all your problems.

2024-07-08 10:56:37

Check out the new research paper ‘The Sky.”
It’s worth looking up.

2024-07-07 10:57:08

Duvet: Good name for a cover band.

2024-07-07 10:21:57

Any job can be a dream job if you can sleep through meetings.

2024-07-07 10:19:31

“Et cetera” is Latin for “Can’t think of more examples.”

2024-07-05 11:05:33

New device for the kitchen: Smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, “I’m cooking!”

2024-07-04 10:40:22

I like to learn something new every day.
The length of a day increases by around 1.8 seconds per century. 600 million years ago a day lasted just 21 hours.

2024-06-23 10:23:27

I admire folks who can milk chocolate jokes.

2024-06-21 09:50:53

If your pup’s running a fever, rub mustard on his coat. It’s really the best thing for a hot dog.

2024-06-17 10:57:12

If you meet Don Quixote, don’t tell him you’re a big fan.

2024-06-15 11:12:18

When young, we have a left and right hip. When old, we have a good and bad hip.

2024-06-11 17:21:35

Theremin for sale cheap. Never touched.

2024-06-08 13:01:44

What begins and ends with “T” and has “T” in it? A teapot.