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2024-07-11 09:31:23

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@npub1syf…mzey This can't be real, right?

2024-05-19 00:25:04

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 @npub1v48…5xkw Now that is cute. Hope you have lots of fun there. Even better if you guys dance in balls like they used to in the past where you live.

2024-05-19 00:09:11

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 @npub1v48…5xkw Sounds like my type of jam though.

2024-05-18 18:11:19

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@npub1uxm…ujtm That sucks. I'd think going to the farmer themselves would be the better option but maybe not.

2024-05-18 16:43:48

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@npub1uxm…ujtm That is a good idea. I wondered about farm shops as well. Guess I will have to do some digging at some point to get into these things. Thanks for the tips. Have to admit though, I've not been good at keeping plants alive!

2024-05-18 15:49:51

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@npub1k0h…xygc It's not enough to be a gay man now. But he is a black (African origins) gay man and honestly played for laughs. He wants to do dance-offs and wear skirts or something. Probably the most ridiculous of conceptions males have about femininity or being gay, and he'll do it.

2024-05-18 15:42:42

"As a gay man, I've always found people like Gatwa offensive. He's a caricature; he acts that way because it gets him attention, and some find it endearing. But most gay people are just normal, chill guys who don't constantly need to be the center of attention."
I second this sentiment. But the mainstream media prefers to push the Gatwa types for some reason, probably because they play it up and can be used to look good.

2024-05-18 15:25:02

I've been thinking about changing my diet up again. To fresher and healthier food eventually. I'd love to be able to grow my own food and use those, figure out how to motivate myself into doing this. I'm not convinced that I am getting the best quality in food at the supermarket or for mass-production either.

2024-05-18 14:07:02

It seems like we have overcomplicated things by making a man or woman mean something more than biology. It has left a lot of confusion in its wake and I don't know how to make things clearer. We would have to drop a lot of baggage if we just made it about biology.

2024-05-18 13:04:43

Be sim: Time to take it easy and have a relaxation day.
Also sim: Time to relax and do work aka write.

2024-05-18 02:44:05

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@npub1vlr…75xh @npub17f8…s2el I know the feeling. Sometimes I feel like an acquired taste so I'm fortunate to have someone with the patience to handle that.

2024-05-17 18:15:59

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@npub1uxm…ujtm Could be worse... Imagine adding sprouts to it!

2024-05-16 20:59:43

Late evening city life in the heart of the city. Already had hooligans shout out of a white van, black guy spat on the ground as he walked by, lots of people gathering for drinks, women dressed down while out as a group... Lots of walking. Even through dodgy alleyways. Oppressive looking buildings mixed with nicer older buildings but this feeling of things deteriorating. Is this the usual city life?

2024-05-16 14:53:53

Imagine driving over a bridge and all you see around you is white fog. Beautiful in its own right.

2024-05-15 14:19:31

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@npub1qh0…xeda And other bits of data?

2024-05-15 11:10:57

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@npub1qh0…xeda Maybe I'll share some when I can strip the data from them.

2024-05-15 10:00:08

How did I forget to mention yesterday... You bet I saw a castle again.

2024-05-14 21:03:47

I really don't know how to feel about this place I am staying in right now. Looking forward to leaving.

2024-05-14 18:20:04

Doctor who is playing... Someone put me out of my misery and kill me pls.

2024-05-12 22:17:58

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@npub1vlr…75xh @npub100h…vrhj What is a screensaver? And why does this imply femininity or masculinity?

2024-05-12 19:52:20

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@npub1e3x…kndc Yeah. I might have to make some homemade ones. Not sure how they should taste. Might have to look out for these ones mentioned.

2024-05-12 19:32:42

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@npub1e3x…kndc I've been eating a few soups but probably not what they would have eaten in the past.
The oatcake I tried was more like a digestive biscuit though.

2024-05-12 19:26:35

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@npub1e3x…kndc I suppose that makes sense. Especially in the highlands. It is more about what you can fish or grow in the ground. Raise in the crofts perhaps.

2024-05-12 19:21:56

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@npub1uxm…ujtm That makes sense. I should learn the different ways to make eating potatoes interesting too.

2024-05-12 19:05:09

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@npub1e3x…kndc I really do get that impression. It really is so expensive too, I don't know if that is just the problems during the pandemic when prices became ridiculous or the result of being rural so petrol costs are passed on or the result of the tourism. Even the tourist jobs are taken over by non-natives.

2024-05-12 18:49:53

I feel like I've seen people from all over the world here and I don't know how to feel about it. Like, what would people that used to live here think of it? Or the people that were forced out of their homes but family had lived there for a long time? What would they think of their home land being taken over by foreigners, turned into a tourist attraction?

2024-05-12 18:38:00

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@npub1a26…cskk @npub1uxm…ujtm Haha. All true. But I guess you can add them! Aren't there cakes or brownies made with potatoes?

2024-05-12 18:36:24

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@npub1uxm…ujtm What do you mean by complete food here?

2024-05-12 17:44:35

To think, the humble potato was imported here from south america and it has sustained so many families through the centuries. It is filling.

2024-05-12 09:50:15

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@npub1e3x…kndc @npub1tam…zsss I was just thinking that I wouldn't let my children watch Eurovision anymore. It is not a family event.

2024-05-12 09:09:21

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@npub1e3x…kndc @npub1uxm…ujtm That is a funny text!

2024-05-11 21:18:04

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@npub1uxm…ujtm What are you reading? This sounds interesting.

2024-05-11 20:49:42

It is wild to me that anyone thinks there is nothing to do in the countryside. When you have nature on your doorstep and it never stops. You can challenge yourself with hikes, you can watch wildlife or farmed animals which is the best form of entertainment, go on road trips... Or take part in a hobby you can do at home or in the country. Group walks, photography, etc.

2024-05-11 20:29:26

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@npub1uxm…ujtm This is the commonsense approach. We can't be having that.

2024-05-11 18:10:29

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@npub1e3x…kndc That wouldn't surprise me. Was life quick or slow back then?

2024-05-11 16:57:49

Am I complaining about tourists again? You bet I am.

2024-05-11 12:36:35

The life of a crofters wife really did involve a lot of heavy work. Possibly backbreaking.

2024-05-10 21:25:40

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@npub1e3x…kndc Yes, how do so many idiots get a hold of them?

2024-05-10 21:23:28

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@npub1e3x…kndc I thought they were quite cool at first. Like a moving home. But not good for back single lane roads, to be on ferries or in any great number.

2024-05-10 21:18:31

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@npub1e3x…kndc Bad enough we had to get off the road because of one. They should have gone back. Really hating the things. This sounds like a nightmare too.

2024-05-10 21:06:42

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@npub1e3x…kndc The amount of motorhomes that are large trying to go down single country lanes is insane. The steering wheel is on the wrong side too often as well. Wtf?

2024-05-10 21:02:07

Starting to feel like @npub1e3x…kndc over complaints that happen where she is. What thing next?

2024-05-08 14:15:38

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@npub1e3x…kndc Haha. Already had some on the road itself.

2024-05-08 13:55:14

Random sheep near the road.

2024-05-08 10:08:28

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@npub15c7…suze @npub1vcz…dsc8 You wouldn't catch me watching Doctor Who now after what they have done to it, especially since the Capaldi era.

2024-05-07 23:03:04

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@npub1k0h…xygc @npub19yp…jgqr Yeah. I do try to clarify what I mean here.

2024-05-07 22:35:08

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@npub19yp…jgqr I'm glad that you don't too. Makes me think it would be good to have showing reports as optional in notifications now. Also a privacy thing I need to consider. May be best to not be on fedi when I'm in public.

2024-05-07 22:25:44

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@npub19yp…jgqr No. I mean people talking about children even toddlers in a sexual way. It is on here.

2024-05-07 21:48:05

Would be nice if people could stop being pedos on fedi. Imagine opening my notifications to that shit, even when people are saying the weirdest shit, in a cafe. I am not expecting that but I guess I should now.

2024-05-07 19:08:35

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@npub1e3x…kndc That's true. One has hit the earth but it'll be seen more in Russia and Alaska I hear. Have you seen any?

2024-05-07 19:02:31

I wish I could see the aurora. I want to see pretty lights in the sky.

2024-05-06 20:59:38

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@npub1uxm…ujtm Haha. That is good advice, even for aunts to remain on good terms with nieces and nephews because you have the time to teach them things their parents can't, it may be easier to speak with you and they may be willing to help and keep you company later in life.

2024-05-06 18:51:29

Back to watching men tap a ball with another ball. Very fun to watch snooker after a long day.

2024-05-06 17:35:00

Listening to Irish bands. Anyone got a recommendation?

2024-05-06 11:23:56

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@npub1e3x…kndc That is very handy. Wish I had that growing up.

2024-05-06 11:20:50

Hello @npub1e3x…kndc !

2024-05-06 11:17:29

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@npub1e3x…kndc Looking forward to hearing that some time. Almost makes me want to take it up as a hobby.

2024-05-06 10:01:40

Just saw a pretty pond.

2024-05-06 09:57:06

I got to listen to bagpipes in person recently and it was beautiful.

2024-05-05 22:08:59

Why do so many queer people look creepy? I don't get the look they are trying to go for.

2024-05-05 20:04:42

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@npub17eh…94rr That's a great point. I did wonder if there was an economic problem. There is also now the fact that these buildings aren't made and maintained to last, they are often not fit for people to live in. Especially the flats. I think we can design and build better than we are.

2024-05-05 19:27:55

Do we have a housing crisis or are we overpopulated, not helped by displacing people from other countries so they are crammed into western countries which are not big enough nor can they sustain the numbers coming over?

2024-05-05 15:02:25

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@npub1e3x…kndc I bloody hope so. It is worrying how influential these lobby groups are on policy in general.

2024-05-05 11:48:04

Today I learned that mastodon is a heavy metal band and pleroma is a mountain range... Lol.

2024-05-04 19:37:54

Seeing a misty/foggy mountain is incredibly beautiful. You really have to be there to see it in person. Almost makes me wish I could hike in it.

2024-05-04 19:21:54

Got so much food to use up this weekend. Including delicious lemon cake.

2024-05-04 15:10:43

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 Is that a good thing?

2024-05-04 14:29:25

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 I have no idea. I don't follow comedians because comedy is boring now. Too afraid to offend people now.

2024-04-24 22:54:52

I don't know when I'm going to see you folks next...
So, so long and thanks for all the fish. I'm fucking off to the countryside and hoping I don't have to deal with ugh people too much but I'm not too hopeful right now.

2024-04-24 00:40:06

The world is a better place with a castle in it.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/4b8161a41066cf59d2b683ad969102e6477e67f93bba58ed43a1b0328ead47d2.jpg?name=OfQfE1vt4GUwgw.jpg

2024-04-23 17:24:53

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@npub1k0h…xygc Lmao.
I don't understand sending nudes online.

2024-04-23 17:18:24

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@npub1sa2…jgrv Maybe if it is your partner but you probably don't want others saying it.

2024-04-23 17:05:10

Conversations you aren't ready to have:
"I jerked off to a photo of you."
Yeah...

2024-04-23 13:54:46

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@npub18ht…rk0m Who have you been talking to or what have you been searching to get those results? Lol.

2024-04-22 20:24:21

Really struggling to eat today. Insane.

2024-04-22 16:30:00

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@npub1e3x…kndc I wonder how many of them are aware this is going on or think they can do anything?
I'd be tempted to just not send my children there personally. It seems like even at a prestigious place, the standards of behaviour and conduct have slipped.

2024-04-22 16:25:19

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@npub1e3x…kndc With behaviour like this, this doesn't sound so prestigious to me...

2024-04-22 11:31:19

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@npub1e3x…kndc I'm also having a difficult time mustering up sympathy for a child rapist for having depression and PTSD... because what about the teenage girl he raped? What support is she getting right now? People like this shouldn't be able to freely walk our streets.

2024-04-22 11:26:46

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@npub1e3x…kndc Press X to doubt that he would kill himself if he were deported. He would have done this by now and saved us all the trouble of funding his jail time.

2024-04-21 15:41:44

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 But aren't you extremely gay being here too?

2024-04-21 15:30:13

Sometimes I do feel like I lucked out finding and dating someone on social media (Fedi). So many people on here struggle with that.
Then again, with some people I look at the way they flirt when they find someone single or the way that they talk about the opposite sex. It's an interesting strategy... that is the best thing I can say about it.

2024-04-21 14:56:35

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@npub1e3x…kndc @npub100h…vrhj
Curious, what safeguarding is in place for this? How young can they take babies?

2024-04-21 12:54:20

Fedi: Which is the best xmpp client to recommend to someone who isn't familiar with free software? What is the most new user-friendly?

2024-04-21 12:29:31

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@npub1e3x…kndc Good call. I hope you are able to lose the half a stone that you need to. I'll try to talk about some healthier food maybe.
This Easter probably hasn't been so kind to my weight either... haha.

2024-04-21 12:15:59

Oh yeah...
Sushi status: Eaten yesterday.
Pizza status: Maybe today.

2024-04-20 20:01:14

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 @npub1l4z…cyh6 I need to buy a staff. Marvelous weapons.

2024-04-20 11:18:22

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@npub1v48…5xkw Based.
Imagine if all the leaders had to do this when at war rather than sitting comfortably at home while good men (And now women) go to die for them at war.

2024-04-19 20:56:13

Sad but relatable.
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=heQaJPFP5gU

2024-04-19 13:17:51

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@npub1e3x…kndc Yeah, there is a way to do it and this is not it. Hard to comprehend what these guys are going for here.
And did you hear the sexy baby comment? Creepy.

2024-04-19 12:47:55

What is this trend in men?
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=4mQ9UkZDZG0

2024-04-19 11:16:31

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@npub1uxm…ujtm @npub1e3x…kndc Stuffed fish heads? I'm going to have trouble with this one. Lol.

2024-04-19 10:44:08

Good lord, why is queer-friendly a term for a place that serves food? I would hope that every food place accepts everyone with the exception of people behaving threatening to others including staff on the premise itself.

2024-04-19 10:34:08

@npub1e3x…kndc What are common traditional scottish foods where you are?

2024-04-19 08:07:50

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@npub1e3x…kndc Why did the Danish doctors do this to them? This is sick. Being able to bear children is such an integral aspect to womanhood.

2024-04-18 11:45:06

Didn't realise so many spinsters are in the UK.

2024-04-18 08:34:33

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@npub1e3x…kndc It should come out of his own pocket. How can they spend so much in a foreign place?

2024-04-17 15:21:04

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@npub1uxm…ujtm Jolly, I do like to hear a good climate emergency reason. What dystopia will we find ourselves in next?

2024-04-17 10:39:56

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@npub1uxm…ujtm Did it talk about the increased Methane levels from what you've seen?

2024-04-17 10:18:32

>New Evidence We Are Entering An Ice Age Termination Event
What?

2024-04-17 09:56:42

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 But over time we could be. I don't know how they fill these tunnels in again because so many tunnels and caves seem to be left abandoned. Only entrances get filled in to stop curious explorers from getting into danger. Do you think that holes can make it easier for the heat to escape?