allthemsharks
Mark

I'm terrified that I might never have met me. If my engine works perfect on empty, I guess I'll just drive.

Public Key

npub1cm7x0f3pzrt0enkrvfmwc6x9unr8vuzre6jh3jz7ph6jcq9zwqwqc9ztan

NIP-05 Address

allthemsharks@nostrplebs.com

NIP-57 Address

hugegoose4@primal.net

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsvdlr85cs3p4huempkyahvdrz7f3nkwppuaftcep0qmafvqz38q8qprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wdmksetjv5hxxmmdg7c4z0

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Last Notes

2024-09-13 18:26:05

I hit three years alcohol-free on Wednesday! I forgot to post it anywhere, but I took the screenshot.
https://m.primal.net/Koxc.jpg

2024-08-29 01:17:24

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This time, it looks like illegal immigrants. That's how they're going to steal it. They're giving these people thousands of dollars a month in benefits, and when they come in for the benefits, they get voter registration forms. War is the only way out of this.

2024-08-26 19:11:00

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Yes, we are living in dangerous times, but it won't last. People will only take so much.

2024-07-31 18:53:18

#meme
https://m.primal.net/JkYE.png

2024-07-13 19:40:35

What was wrong is now right. What was right is now wrong. Nothing makes any sense. Humans have survived more chaotic times than these, though.

2024-07-13 19:37:19

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What sort of establishment is that? I’ve never seen anything like that in my life! 😂

2024-07-11 16:55:42

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Not only did I see an ostrich, I can’t see two people holding hands even if I stare at it. 😂

2024-06-28 16:51:13

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You are not gonna have a good time here on Nostr posting things like this. 😂

2024-06-28 16:46:51

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People are just looking at it wrong. The person who stole the BBQ pit is the one that should be accused of valuing a BBQ over their life. I fully support the concept of “fuck around and find out.”

2024-06-22 06:20:06

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Idk. First one I can remember was Columbine, and those dudes were millennials.

2024-06-22 04:31:16

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2024-06-21 05:54:15

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Oh okay, I’ll listen to what some rich douche nozzle says about the price of things. 😂
I wonder if he knows that the only way people can make tons of money playing pretend is… capitalism.

2024-06-20 23:42:10

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That’s the IT guy for the simulation.

2024-06-13 02:34:53

WTF. Sorry. I didn't think I was posting that last shit twice. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2024-06-05 05:30:29

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When I said we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it, that is precisely what I meant. 😂

2024-05-05 19:48:12

I hate Instagram because of the ads and the fact that they are spying on every single thing I do, but I hate it here because I don't know anyone and I see the same posts over and over again and it's basically like sending messages off into the ether. I mean, I know my content sucks, so I'm not sure what I expect. but I'm also not sure why I should try harder either. I'm not in any other social media. just nostr and the big evil Instagram. I hate both.

2024-05-02 23:46:23

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I didn't have my phone with me, but I saw one today outside of a bank near my home this morning that I didn't put there. I was so excited. I hope it was someone who saw one of the ones I *did* put up and scanned the code.

2024-04-29 02:42:55

Idk why I get so worked up over nothing. Had a couple of good days. Just wanted to say something more positive. I helped my brother build this studio desk today. It cost like $65 total for us to make it. All scrap plywood that would’ve gone to a landfill otherwise. It’s a copy of a much more expensive and popular studio desk. He found the CNC files and a PDF diagram online. https://image.nostr.build/ac775b04fc4a5565f46966405d1140253c0917a240dfe834740f285e3d623127.jpg

2024-04-29 01:45:25

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I have a bunch of cast iron ones collecting dust. Can I use those? Haha.

2024-04-27 07:50:38

I didn’t flush my iPhone down the shitter, but I did smash the shit out of it. I’ve been whipping it across the room several times a day lately and it didn’t survive the last one. I mean, it still works, but the glass on the back is completely shattered. The front is just cracked at the top a bit. Idk. I hate myself.

2024-03-13 17:31:49

Fucking buying gift cards with Lightning feels like sending free money to some scammer in China. Sketchy AF. I get to waste fucking time right now trying to figure out why everything I try to get this prepaid card to work doesn’t fucking work. Nothing fucking works.

2024-02-01 12:32:09

GM 🤙☕️🌞
Do you think the reason our politicians appear so old is that it’s easier to make the human mask blend in with looser skin?

2023-12-03 02:02:57

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Sounds expensive. 😂

2023-11-21 23:31:34

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There are so many these days they can have their own league.

2023-11-16 14:04:22

GM 🤙☕️🌞
I’m closing in on two weeks at my new job and I’m loving it so far! I’ve been very busy, but in a good way.

2023-11-12 17:14:37

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I mean, the cat is out of the bag. There’s no going back. That’s like saying “washing machines need to be destroyed. You can either using a washboard or you cannot.”

2023-11-12 16:51:57

I think we’ve still got a long way to go until ChatGPT and the like can handle all aspects of coding. It can certainly help, but can misunderstand you and straight up lead you in the wrong direction too.

2023-11-11 17:55:20

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Is this like a Bitcoin version of The Onion?

2023-11-11 01:03:32

This note is just to say there's no way people actually landed on the moon in 1969. Have a great night!

2023-11-04 03:22:08

I deleted all of my dating app accounts... again. It's lonely here on my planet, but I just don't want to meet someone that way.

2023-11-02 20:09:16

I’ve seen the future and I have good news and bad news. Bitcoin does hit $1,000,000 a coin. Unfortunately, less than 72 hours later (69 hours), AI ends all human life. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2023-11-02 19:47:49

I “ruined” another park! https://image.nostr.build/1ad565daf0a5e4e1d651ecb5c514bcb03aa2dea3b56e0d7a34af93c03029cc81.jpg

2023-11-02 15:08:10

I’m about to make the second pot of coffee. ☕️

2023-10-30 13:56:30

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I have noticed that.

2023-10-27 17:18:20

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I just drink regular-ass coffee. Light roast, preferably. I make it pour-over every time.

2023-10-26 21:23:26

Instead of posting a meme with this #zapathon tag, I'll mention that I'm going out for tacos with my dad and two brothers tonight and that I'm looking forward to it. You should see your family more often if you can. We do this every two weeks, just the 4 of us, what's left of our family. We also do things with wives and kids involved all the time too, but it's nice to get together just the OG family.

2023-10-23 19:36:23

I’m actually slightly annoyed that the price of Bitcoin is going up. I JUST transferred some IRAs over and was going to DCA in with a considerable amount (for me). I’m not going to assume it’s going to keep going up, but it would figure that this is the time I’d be wrong. I feel like it’s not wise to turn all of the doll hairs into Beetcoins all at once.

2023-10-22 16:44:05

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That's when the whole world seemed to document the same catastrophic event.

2023-10-20 21:23:08

Here's a cloud pooping out zaps for the #zapathon https://media.giphy.com/media/RNveokQhEObpqyvYb5/giphy.gif

2023-10-14 22:44:38

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For a while, I used to make essentially that every single day after work, and I never got sick of it.

2023-10-14 13:12:35

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Is this your own little library or did you put it in someone else's? There are a few people in my area with these boxes on their property, but I've always been sort of afraid that because they're so left-leaning, they'd see the Bitcoin book, assume it's something they disagree with, and toss it. Maybe it's not worth worrying about that and I should just give it a try, I suppose.

2023-10-12 17:58:56

Stay away from crowded places tomorrow.

2023-10-12 15:08:38

My wallet of Satoshi wallet gets a lot of 1 sat spam shit.

2023-10-11 09:51:24

I had my insulated coffee mug on a counter, full of hot water to preheat it. I was reaching for something behind it and felt my hoodie bumping into it but didn’t stop myself. I knocked it to the floor and got hot water all over and broke the handle off the mug. It kinda sucks, but it doesn’t suck as much as my reaction would’ve suggested. I’m too stressed out and the smallest things are capable of pushing me right off the edge. It’s just water and it’s just a mug. It still functions without the handle anyway. My body is all tension. It actually makes my muscles hurt. Idk how to fix it.

2023-10-08 22:50:00

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Yet it might be impossible in the near future, if global elites get their way.

2023-10-07 13:12:10

Today is 26 days since I quit weed. I told myself that after 30 days, I want to do an elimination diet for a while. I just didn’t want to try to cut out too many things all at once. That’s a recipe for failure in my experience.

2023-10-06 23:18:41

It sucks to end up alone in your 40s after you signed up for "til death do us part." It's hard to even imagine who you'd want to meet when you're a socially awkward contrarian who is only into fringe things. Dating apps are a nightmare. I made a profile on one yesterday and already deleted it today. That's not how I'd want to meet someone.
Sorry, I'm just venting. It's lonely here on my planet sometimes and it's a total catch-22 because I'm extremely unhappy, which would possibly be improved by having someone to spend time with, but I also feel like it's not fair to even try to bring someone into the mess until I can sort it out a bit more.

2023-10-05 11:53:41

If you think about it every day, don't give up on it.

2023-10-02 00:19:06

The US government spends BILLIONS of dollars to subsidize the least healthy foods possible. The ones that are making millions of people sick. Why?

2023-09-30 09:19:33

I just somehow sat on my own pinky toe. I was pulling a chair out and the leg was on my toe and I sat on it. It was probably punishment from God for saying 42 is the answer to the ultimate question when really God is. I forgot that maybe I don’t actually like The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy anymore if I believe in God. 😂 I’m kidding about the punishment part. I guess I’m glad I don’t weigh much. 76 kg on your pinky toe is still not a great feeling.

2023-09-30 09:12:39

42 = the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. So I am measuring out 42 g of coffee beans. This is a blend, as you can tell by the difference in appearance of the beans. https://image.nostr.build/0ae0fb0da2be03ee5175a8e40ef28fa699c15005e615a2599887093568394425.jpg

2023-09-24 22:40:10

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Like I’m not gonna click on the “connect” button in the orange pill app bc it feels too personal. 😂 you don’t make posts like you do here, you’d have to basically send more like a DM and that’s not my style. Especially if it’s a woman bc then it feels like a dating app and I don’t wanna be a creep.

2023-09-24 22:35:36

So I got that Orange Pill app that’s used to meet local Bitcoiners, but it doesn’t seem that useful. I’ve just been searching for the npubs of people who have those, but so far none of the people I’ve searched for have posted here in months.

2023-09-23 04:42:48

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I’d have to go tell the 30 year old me. No one even had internet when I was 13. 😂

2023-09-22 23:04:53

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That’s good and bad, I guess. Most people suck.

2023-09-22 22:39:31

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I got like $.35 from a billionaire on here once. 😂

2023-09-22 21:50:49

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It hope it lands directly on top of their headquarters.

2023-09-22 09:49:44

I would like to see the ratio of zaps given to zaps received. That’d be interesting information. No, I’m not a fed. I’m just someone who zaps too much. 😂

2023-09-17 16:21:48

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I did that recently and thought it didn’t work. Then I realized I was high AF at 6 am when I was at work. I think I metabolize it really slowly. 😂

2023-09-17 15:56:51

By the truth, we are saved from Hell.

2023-09-17 12:13:17

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I don't think your brain works. You might want to look into it.

2023-09-16 01:24:44

A teen in Las Vegas stole a car, hit another car on purpose, and then struck and killed a cyclist... on purpose. I don't even think he should get a trial. it think he should be hanged in public. And then disemboweled. We need to bring that shit back. I'm not kidding, like at all.

2023-09-15 21:51:36

I’ve missed every #zapathon that has ever taken place.

2023-09-15 17:03:55

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But did you die?

2023-09-15 00:02:00

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I just so happen to have a Pixel 6 that used to be my phone. Perhaps I should look into it.

2023-09-14 21:35:20

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I need to figure out the phone thing. I like having one, but I hate having one. It knows every place I go. It hears everything I say. And I bought the fucking thing. I feel like a fool, honestly. The thing is, they really are amazing tools. Or could be.

2023-09-10 11:53:47

Waiting out some light rain this morning. One more hike this morning, then we head back home. Just a short weekend trip.
https://m.primal.net/HKyR.jpg

2023-08-12 12:05:32

GM and happy Saturday if it's Saturday on your planet!

2023-08-04 19:51:38

The DOJ is a political weapon and we have to set it ablaze.

2023-08-01 17:17:31

Well, I went back to Damus. I stopped using it when Apple killed the zaps. I switched to Plebstr, but Apple killed those zaps too. Apple sucks. Apples suck too.

2023-06-24 12:07:10

So, what's your favorite podcasting 2.0 (or whatever you want to call it) app? I know a lot of people probably would say Fountain. Believe me, I wanted to like it. I will absolutely give it some time and probably check it out again, but it was too frustrating to use as a podcast app. I'm just using my old podcast 1.0 app for now, Overcast.

2023-03-25 13:01:57

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That looks like a left eye. 😂

2023-03-06 15:05:14

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Only one way to find out. It’d be sort of like upvoting oneself on Hive.