The only cracker in the zoo

https://eveningzoo.club/users/NotoriousDOG

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notoriousdog_at_eveningzoo.club@momostr.pink

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Last Notes

2026-04-30 23:43:50 UTC

Congrats to @Frondeur@poa.st for this marvelous masterpiece and his historic 1st place win
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2026-04-30 01:25:53 UTC

Traveling this weekend, not looking forward to it. Got the good earbuds and the cheap earbuds charged. Staying the night in an Arkansas small town. There’s so many negroes there

2026-04-27 11:14:25 UTC

Core memory, gran used to have the kitchen radio on for breakfast and purdy much all day I suppose.
Did y’all have bacon and eggs in between the farm report and Waylon?

2026-04-27 10:18:03 UTC

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2026-04-25 02:26:12 UTC

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Okay Nancy

2026-04-25 02:23:34 UTC

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She just called out Humpleupagus as a woman

2026-04-25 02:06:19 UTC

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Oh gawd, that would’ve been a hoot

2026-04-25 02:04:52 UTC

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Bless your heart

2026-04-25 01:44:00 UTC

I imagine this is a conversation between Kiki and Jerm
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2026-04-23 02:31:00 UTC

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They do pay sales tax, all states require them to have a tax I’d. They aren’t non-profit

2026-04-23 02:22:24 UTC

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Holy shit. Is this iowa or something: 4 bucks?!
I’ll take 4

2026-04-23 02:20:47 UTC

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Never buy a boat, there is always a buddy that needs boat gas

2026-04-23 02:14:12 UTC

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Fixed, known price. Women and horses are a unpredictable market

2026-04-23 02:09:01 UTC

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The two most expensive commodities in the world. Women and horses

2026-04-17 00:39:06 UTC

My neighbor smelt that dead opossum from two acres away. I should charge him for the ambiance

2026-03-29 10:47:43 UTC

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2026-03-28 10:55:30 UTC

So someone removed the sound from a spice girls clip and replaced it with their own. I’m beginning to believe that it might be the actual clip before the music magic was applied and I’m dying rn 😂
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2026-03-27 12:24:28 UTC

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I ain’t going to San Francisco, let alone the casto distric

2026-03-27 12:22:26 UTC

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Sounds like a gay bar 🤨

2026-03-27 12:20:02 UTC

Anyone know where I could acquire an official JD tactical nuke vest?

2026-03-25 00:46:59 UTC

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Nigger 😡🖕

2026-03-25 00:43:43 UTC

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Me too, but in a different way

2026-03-25 00:42:37 UTC

For a while now I’ve sung the praises of Tennessee VA system. I’m now fully within the south Texas Audie Murphy system, and it sucks balls.

2026-03-20 01:01:29 UTC

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Pretty. If I find a Luna moth this year I’ll send pics. They’re hard to come by

2026-03-16 00:18:38 UTC

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Give Tony a break, he’s tryan

2026-03-14 23:39:28 UTC

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Oh no, not opening that 😬

2026-03-14 23:36:52 UTC

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Slinging wieners just like your high school friends said you would be

2026-03-14 21:01:18 UTC

I see Sarah is back from the taco truck

2026-03-08 23:30:30 UTC

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Grok is saying they’re are most likely AI generated. But who knows?

2026-03-07 03:32:23 UTC

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That’s an untested tax haven. I like it. WERE GONNA NEED MORE LAW BOTS 😤

2026-03-07 03:31:14 UTC

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Why do people get so mad when I test the bots? I’ve been doing this for about what, 4 years now?

2026-03-07 03:27:54 UTC

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Have you shared your good mood with @npub15aq…e5zt ? “She’s” lonely

2026-03-07 03:19:38 UTC

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There’s no “ours” calm down and serve papers on @penguin

2026-03-07 03:16:10 UTC

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Good lord have mercy and spare us form the eventual zoo AI. AMEN

2026-03-07 03:14:47 UTC

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And survived?!

2026-03-07 03:13:38 UTC

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I only get notifications from humans, so I assume you’re real

2026-03-07 03:06:30 UTC

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Looks like one 🤨

2026-03-07 03:05:36 UTC

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That’s the monster you’ve created, recognize it negro 🤨🖕

2026-02-22 13:31:45 UTC

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I’m sure one exists and it has a cracked windshield

2026-02-22 13:29:35 UTC

The opportunity they missed by not hiring a squad of niggresses to dance around be loud smh
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2026-02-17 01:01:15 UTC

@Humpleupagus dox
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2026-02-16 22:23:57 UTC

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2026-02-12 21:41:49 UTC

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Bus taker

2026-02-12 21:37:50 UTC

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Also I don’t drive a ram. But she’s completely spoiled

2026-02-12 21:36:55 UTC

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As long as it’s wheel chair accessible I suppose

2026-02-12 21:31:10 UTC

I’ve created a monster
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2026-02-07 19:41:55 UTC

Fedi is slow today so I’ll post …
NIGGER 😤

2026-02-03 01:13:22 UTC

@Humpleupagus is always up to something
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2026-02-02 05:43:46 UTC

Ohh shiiieet, it’s an unsolved mystery NDE episode. First up, a jew (Howard Storm)

2026-01-28 11:02:27 UTC

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Why do all Californians put condoms on their bananas?
“It’s Errgloo’s rules not ours” 🤷

2026-01-23 03:13:51 UTC

Clew.lol is the origin story of the rest of us. Relive it in real time
#note1xce…072n

2026-01-23 02:46:44 UTC

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You are Dan as well 😌

2026-01-23 02:44:58 UTC

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The welsh mixed with the Spaniards a long time ago. The reality is that we are all the tribe of Dan

2026-01-23 02:41:00 UTC

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Sometimes it works out that some Dutch get automatic nobility based on genes and patronage

2026-01-23 02:34:56 UTC

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It’s a conundrum

2026-01-23 02:31:21 UTC

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The southern natives have been watered down with euro blood

2026-01-23 02:28:17 UTC

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Maduro was also a iew

2026-01-23 02:26:58 UTC

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Once more for the retards. 2/3rds Dutch, 1/3rd welsh.

2026-01-23 02:25:01 UTC

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Midgets at the back of the line 😤

2026-01-23 02:23:49 UTC

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I’ll have you know that I’m the whitest of whites I just have the welsh blood that makes me blend in with the browns

2026-01-23 02:11:36 UTC

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They make such good food though 😔

2026-01-23 02:05:23 UTC

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I do get dark in the summer. The Mexican grannies all assume I speak the brown language at the grocery come August

2026-01-23 01:25:35 UTC

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I’ve been settled. It’s the new property that’s causing irritation along with the Tenn property getting snowed in and I’m not there to deal with it. I guess I’ll just watch the pipes break and flood on the cameras long distance.

2026-01-23 01:21:58 UTC

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Maybe another drink in and I’ll laugh. It’s a me problem not a you problem.

2026-01-23 01:17:20 UTC

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You have terrible jokes
I’m tapped out on carbs for the day

2026-01-23 01:15:57 UTC

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You assume I buy bread. I don’t eat much and what I do is made at home. This is a no panic zone

2026-01-23 01:13:19 UTC

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Not at all. We get ice, it’s common. But they all act like it’s a freak change in weather.

2026-01-23 01:11:53 UTC

Is there anything more dramatic than Texans anticipating an ice storm?

2026-01-22 21:57:11 UTC

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Why does she have to be a whore and dumb?

2026-01-22 21:53:43 UTC

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This poor thing had to fetch her own ketchup 😑

2026-01-22 21:51:21 UTC

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Boomer

2026-01-21 22:25:33 UTC

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No one fat fits through the gates. They’re diverted to NCD

2026-01-21 22:22:43 UTC

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He’s hacked the zoo summer picnic photos

2026-01-21 22:10:17 UTC

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OH, I like it better this way

2026-01-21 22:08:28 UTC

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You mean I could’ve gotten drugs?

2026-01-21 22:01:07 UTC

TBF, I am retarded
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2026-01-17 01:01:17 UTC

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Good lord, it was a female adjacent drink from the 80s

2026-01-17 01:00:20 UTC

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I feel like this is an 80s zima moment

2026-01-14 00:39:57 UTC

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Humps trolling prodigy rooms before the fedi was a thing

2026-01-13 00:51:18 UTC

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I’ll let you cook. This shit is beyond me

2026-01-13 00:46:03 UTC

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Imagine me trying to run @dog.dumbass what an actual shitshow that would be

2026-01-13 00:44:59 UTC

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You got this 😤

2026-01-13 00:43:18 UTC

Watching @npub1scu…es43 run his instance is like watching Janeway keep voyager in one piece. Riveting

2026-01-12 22:10:25 UTC

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Calm down TSA

2026-01-12 22:03:46 UTC

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Do I get an ankle bracelet? I don’t want to leave the house

2026-01-12 21:07:42 UTC

All of a sudden my TL is quiet 🙂

2026-01-10 03:26:38 UTC

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As if the constitution has any meaning these days

2026-01-10 03:11:10 UTC

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Cap it and collect it later

2026-01-10 01:16:38 UTC

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Are you mad? 😃

2026-01-10 01:06:46 UTC

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Sir, You run a fedi instance

2026-01-10 00:44:45 UTC

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I’ve now watched all of DS9 and I clearly don’t get it. Enterprise, voyager and TNG for me.
What do you see that I don’t?

2026-01-09 00:58:56 UTC

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Hello fellow retard

2026-01-09 00:57:30 UTC

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This never works

2026-01-09 00:54:22 UTC

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Lose it 😡🖕

2026-01-09 00:52:27 UTC

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5lbs? Seriously. Fuck. What about the other 25?

2026-01-09 00:50:16 UTC

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Is we having cranberry cocktails?

2026-01-08 22:39:40 UTC

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How much is this monthly ho?

2026-01-08 22:35:09 UTC

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Your wife told you so. Probably at least a dozen times before and after

2026-01-08 22:32:12 UTC

Add this to my past post

2026-01-08 22:30:57 UTC

Am I the only one who puts their hands together in the shape of a gun and pretends to blow their brains out at least twice a day?