JoshuaSlocum

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2025-01-17 15:52:06 UTC

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definitely this
the "indigenous peoples" scam is everywhere
there will be a company owned by injuns that just dropships janitorial supplies or whatever, bam, your supplier is "indigenous peoples' owned", you get good-boy points

2025-01-16 18:45:55 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/fd626abf263313ad66aae764adc6f8fee6f26e7b22f1e776f0d138ae668b7116.png

2025-01-06 19:00:54 UTC

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i'm not sure either, but 100% there is somebody out there who would
thanks a lot, mystery turboweird lonely guy, i know you're on fedi somewhere

2025-01-06 17:21:55 UTC

robograf is leading best life, and you're blackpilling?
#nevent1q…4mmn

2024-09-03 22:59:21 UTC

don't actually know what skibidi toilet is, i'm just aware of it as a concept, like female orgasms
i don't really care to look further into it, as a deeper understanding will not aid me in any measurable way, also like female orgasms

2024-09-03 14:20:11 UTC

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this is what Common Core took from us

2024-08-30 16:34:05 UTC

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nobody saw the don heel-turn coming

2024-08-30 14:48:55 UTC

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i think all doctors should do this for fat people
give them 5x7s and 8x10s and a bunch of wallet-sized photos of this photo

2024-08-26 20:03:41 UTC

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has vox day explained to all the dummies how genius this move is yet?

2024-08-24 16:06:30 UTC

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nonsense, it's a space laser fired from the nazi moon base and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise pew pew pew pew

2024-08-19 20:11:05 UTC

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source?

2024-08-19 18:23:03 UTC

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>didn't fit in on blab
>don't fit in on fedi
>where i truly fit in
https://i.poastcdn.org/50deef09d6a0c8b3796e207e35932730b8c67dd733d5d5673836e14a07f772c9.jpg

2024-08-16 16:44:27 UTC

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very disrespectful

2024-08-16 13:46:54 UTC

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while the great rooster sriracha drought is ongoing, i can regommend the McIlhenny's Tabasco sriracha variant
it's different to be sure, but i like it

2024-08-15 21:45:57 UTC

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HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS SPOTTED
DAY IS IMPROOVED
THANKS BIG DJ DON
(THE PRESIDENT)
(NOT THE OP)
(OR MAYBE THE OP)
(WHO IS THE REAL HERO HERE ANYWAY)

2024-08-14 21:24:03 UTC

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that is 100% the swimming rabbit what done got jimmy carter
i will not be moved from this belief

2024-08-14 21:12:36 UTC

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this is the internet
this is no place for joy or whimsy

2024-08-14 21:09:15 UTC

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it's true, i asked them
they said "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
there's some room for interpretation, i suppose

2024-08-14 21:07:35 UTC

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little known fact is that they actually live their lives in constant acute pain and they are actually screaming, screaming forever, into an indifferent ocean

2024-08-14 15:41:25 UTC

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luckily your SSN isn't used as a secret identifier for anything important because that would just be silly buggerinos

2024-08-14 13:58:51 UTC

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who won

2024-08-13 19:49:42 UTC

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why is pewdiepie doing stock photography now

2024-08-12 22:54:47 UTC

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21 / 6.6 is approximately 3 and change, and you carry over the million to keep your units, ez maff

2024-08-07 18:57:53 UTC

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dude, trigger warning please, i have ptsd

2024-08-07 17:15:50 UTC

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according to Gooble AI you use Gorilla Glue

2024-08-05 18:26:05 UTC

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he's not dead he's pining for the fjords

2024-08-02 19:19:23 UTC

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one of my kids thought "stop hitting yourself!" was hilarious when they were really little
here's hoping i didn't accidentally make the future Tism Slasher

2024-08-02 19:01:24 UTC

beef stock is cow tea

2024-08-01 20:37:53 UTC

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the youtube goober isn't any better
>what he's not taking into account here is risk!
nigger, the 27 year old trying to buy 10 houses is not going to have risk problems

2024-07-31 14:04:48 UTC

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https://i.poastcdn.org/f31279e8bfff5fe826c7d33f304f1d4e93503224e3c871188bebe90ebe2ef8fe.gif

2024-07-30 18:36:05 UTC

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the "we all getting robbed" brown, or "the yogapants ladies all getting sniffed at the squat rack" brown?

2024-07-30 16:39:35 UTC

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this explains much
except for the fact that somehow canadia's treeblood does end up on waffles in real countries

2024-07-30 15:58:11 UTC

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on a desktop, if i right-click the image and pick "open image in new tab" i get a larger picture
are you poasting on a phone or something? maybe it's a mobile browser thing

2024-07-30 14:39:48 UTC

holy shit, i guess venezuela is actually a real place
i thought it was like the shire or azeroth, just a fictional land for the purposes of memes

2024-07-29 16:38:27 UTC

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no no no you use python to write tensorflow so your llm can write python, cmon man

2024-07-25 21:48:31 UTC

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do they brush their teeth at the same time
or do they have to do one head and then the other

2024-07-23 19:53:29 UTC

i bet kamala drags teeth
i'm gooning with gabbard

2024-07-23 13:52:43 UTC

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a bit old
there are some Xers, but the Millennials are on the rise
this could very well be the high water mark for Xers
look at the fucking senate, horry shid
https://i.poastcdn.org/c748c3a0afc038587b33fe8a91ee83870ee1eb93b7527c2e61f1ae80c7b11360.png

2024-07-22 17:55:38 UTC

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"just imagine if situation was reversed!": the campaign strategy

2024-07-22 13:56:43 UTC

kamala in
media just resets every narrative
vote harvesting machine is cranked up
battleground states stolen, another squeaker
president kamala
i give it 50/50 chance

2024-07-19 19:56:42 UTC

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can't wait to see which goat they're gonna put up against the guy who survived a yeeting and now has the most metal pfp in history

2024-07-19 17:57:21 UTC

i'm off to the airport to do donuts on the runway
the fuck timmy gon do

2024-07-19 17:34:33 UTC

people laughed at me, but now they all want to RETVRN
we will have this once again in the White ethnostate, bet
https://i.poastcdn.org/d8614586b23a77f1e7ed67f2fff635a19ff28242eb44114533a23935f0750cca.jpg

2024-07-19 16:46:34 UTC

#note1emu…gkuc
https://i.poastcdn.org/2fb9db87d9d0d3c171cde6f954cc5ea4ea8481e97a2e96fd06c43c98d5d8f9ac.jpg

2024-07-19 15:33:55 UTC

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even if it's not real, it's true

2024-07-17 13:24:30 UTC

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do not listen to this man, the DvD workout routine involves a lot of falling over furniture and dancing with penguins you cannot see, this is madness

2024-07-17 13:01:29 UTC

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what ever happened to the "bulletproof coffee" trend where peeps would put irish butter in their coffee?
fuckin everybody was all over it, and i haven't heard anything in a while

2024-07-16 21:58:01 UTC

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we flew too close to the sun

2024-07-16 14:22:20 UTC

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jokes on you can't read

2024-07-15 17:37:30 UTC

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homeslice literally got shot at
like, with a gun
it's all fun and games On The Internet, but the Big Cheeto caught lead
ain't nobody know what's in store now

2024-07-15 17:30:01 UTC

if trump names me as his veep i will not accept
i got real nigga shit 2 do

2024-07-12 16:04:49 UTC

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TIL it's pronounced "mohg" and not "mewg"

2024-07-10 16:34:01 UTC

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https://i.poastcdn.org/697fc96690739e08e0a4a879432f2c2972d05e39a0381f6f5dca806ed074a377.gif

2024-07-10 14:18:34 UTC

>parrots can teach themselves to say 'nigger'
>parrots are birbs
>dinosaurs became birbs
>dinosaurs said 'nigger'
you can check my logic if you want but it's perfect

2024-07-08 17:39:24 UTC

modern web is 80% screenshots like this that make me apoplectic
like dactylic hexameter took a dump in a time machine
https://i.poastcdn.org/bb7370b2fe76d147ffedf6d4bf8ac7155f4a9f5500abd399c5bd28fc20731cc3.png

2024-07-08 13:54:17 UTC

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https://i.poastcdn.org/1a74fc7719a2e88932562539c4f3f41df2f549a3ae1cb64dcb49d4a4dfcd43a4.png

2024-06-28 17:24:45 UTC

pickled jalapenos
whole, not sliced
this is the way forward

2024-05-22 19:21:40 UTC

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>Great Convention banning planetary demolition technology
whoa now, let's hear the idea out first

2024-03-12 16:15:00 UTC

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>"whooo, if i have a cup of coffee after 10am i'm awake all night!"
i hate these people
i'm a little jealous too
but it's mostly hate

2024-03-12 13:50:57 UTC

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the internet was invented for this video