heytomjones

https://nicecrew.digital/users/heytomjones

i'm only here to click on the proper sensitive content.

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npub1ktfwxxuuxn2de8t9wn23y962dfqwsmcjn6aa2s7aect2ce4v6ynqm20v98

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heytomjones_at_nicecrew.digital@momostr.pink

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Last Notes

2026-03-23 18:50:42 UTC

explain this to me like i'm @NoDoxGregBrady@poa.st
does "unprofessionally with world leaders" mean she did or did not rape kids in an Epstein fury like all western leaders have?
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2026-02-13 03:10:33 UTC

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2026-01-06 23:17:12 UTC

>if you take Greenland you have to leave
how you get your level-10 clinger to break up with you using this one easy trick
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2025-11-24 01:04:16 UTC

if they do it on a Sunday and no one notices will the pajeet still shit in the street?
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2025-10-08 15:07:19 UTC

about them hallsofcostco masterbatering machines they always like to cry about
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2025-09-24 20:00:14 UTC

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when the secret service shut down that NYC sim farm the other day it killed the engagement

2025-09-13 01:55:21 UTC

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Cobra Commander and Snake Eyes was my #1

2025-09-13 01:34:52 UTC

go go gadget real american hero who has the power (and something D&D)
#note1zdy…nnw0

2025-08-22 01:30:45 UTC

Cracker Barrel put out talking points.
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2025-08-21 01:38:55 UTC

gas. the. kikes.
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2025-08-13 19:13:36 UTC

"DC residents not used to being held accountable" is the newest word salad for niggers
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2025-07-26 02:01:03 UTC

enjoy your weekend
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2025-07-22 13:04:22 UTC

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“Are you still talking about Jerome Powell?!?”

2025-06-18 18:46:08 UTC

powerful
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2025-06-17 03:52:49 UTC

the new power couple
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2025-06-03 18:07:38 UTC

>The official also said that the timing of the announcement -- occurring during Pride month -- was intentional.
say what you will but this is beautifully savage.
happy pride month
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2025/06/03/hegseth-orders-navy-strip-name-of-gay-rights-icon-harvey-milk-ship.html

2025-05-14 00:29:22 UTC

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that inspires a new line of legal: combat divorce lawyers with kung-fu grip

2025-05-13 23:53:33 UTC

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are we counting combat and divorces or just the divorces?

2025-05-08 23:52:59 UTC

so he’s giving his boyfriend the silent treatment
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2025-04-29 17:22:50 UTC

blah blah blah meanwhile, myth still not busted
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2025-04-08 12:53:06 UTC

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i now have the grey poupon commercial in my head - two limos pull up and the one asks “pardon me, sir. do you have any Aztec Milkers?”

2025-04-08 12:25:06 UTC

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that’s why they call the morning AM

2025-04-08 12:24:00 UTC

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but a Latina before noon is ok

2025-04-08 12:21:17 UTC

et tu pluribus prospectus?
gm

2025-03-14 00:27:10 UTC

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i was going to make a joke and say he’s orange not red

2025-02-22 02:59:42 UTC

welcome to HaaS - housing as a service
use my promo code 'bootstrap' to get 15% off your first month's *subscription
#note194a…yhm5

2025-01-29 20:53:13 UTC

it’s only Wednesday, the 8th working day of this new era.
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2025-01-28 01:34:28 UTC

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2025-01-27 18:44:31 UTC

i wonder if the bigger Stargate play was to rugpull the shit outta all the insider traders (think Pelosi, et al) in congress and elsewhere in DC and have them suffer a big-ass loss…?
who’s checking to see how their personal fortunes are doing right now?

2025-01-24 18:04:52 UTC

evergreen
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2025-01-22 00:57:44 UTC

please help this faggot understand why he's gay and lives in Shittytown, U.S. of A.
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2025-01-21 14:46:24 UTC

the Kindergarten Cop scene where the boy educates Arnold on biology is now mandated training for all federal employees
gm

2025-01-09 16:35:16 UTC

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i'm gonna finally get a ticktoker account just to follow this guy because this is funny af

2024-12-02 19:20:28 UTC

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i like to throw in the “huh...they never taught that in homeschool.”

2024-10-02 19:00:31 UTC

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do we have a Walz face react emoji for that because that’s what i’d use rn (at this moment if i cared enough)

2024-09-18 22:26:38 UTC

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20-30 has zero votes which means statistically we are all liars and alcoholics

2024-08-29 17:47:47 UTC

i’m thinking the Venezualan gangs taking over block by block rn (at this present moment) in Aurora is going to lead to Fallujah-style fun that won’t go well…
and…
this isn’t isolated to CO because it’s happening in multiple other places already but headlines just haven’t informed you yet…

2024-06-25 16:19:14 UTC

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remember that map @npub1gk0…lqyu showed yesterday and it was all street shitters everywhere as the biggest influx of new bodies taking up our space?
that would explain the “fuck you bloody no fuck you bloody“ pick (presuming that happens)