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Matrix: @mischievoustomato:matrix.5dollah.click
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mischievoustomato_at_0.5dollah.click@momostr.pink

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2026-09-09 12:10:43 UTC

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you're absolutely right. i should shoot up a mall to feel manlier

2026-09-09 12:08:46 UTC

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i should

2026-09-09 12:01:40 UTC

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i used to think I wouldn't make it to 40 because of my body problems but went to a thing yesterday to get my body bones checked and turns out my bones are very ok, but i need to just lose weight and build muscle to feel ok

2026-08-18 01:36:00 UTC

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this man keeps slayin poosi

2025-12-29 14:12:34 UTC

https://0.5dollah.click/media/c6e94d97b4e21dcf54d134e314840196f7a691d78ca0166af201f044fc36a2cb.jpg

2025-12-28 02:34:59 UTC

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fedora has some stuff but not much, sadly. I hate flatpak.
I have currently survived 1 weekly system upgrade on arch, and even bounced between gnome to kde to gnome

2025-12-28 01:58:23 UTC

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and for the record: I h8 flatpaks and don't use any and never will.

2025-12-28 01:58:00 UTC

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I think you can re-overlay things, but yeah. Not for me. I use Arch atm.

2025-12-28 01:49:55 UTC

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i know @npub1smq…kqn5 uses it just fine.

2025-12-27 17:09:34 UTC

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still better than android i imagine

2025-12-27 06:52:49 UTC

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me and who

2025-12-26 01:45:34 UTC

I copy some macOS features but this is always too much for me. It's kind of funny how freetards/lunix users will cry about macOS yet go to such lengths to copy its design.
https://0.5dollah.click/media/4292620bfd2526686304e2df94b5250ae825feb0bb4202b2becc0b963efbfb6e.png

2025-12-24 00:31:23 UTC

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California itself (the area, place) is betiful, it's the people there that suck. Should get hit by that bomb that kills people but leaves everything else intact.

2025-12-23 02:10:18 UTC

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claude, even sonnet (free tier), is better than chatgpt. Wild.

2025-12-22 03:01:12 UTC

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i am not trying to gloat and ots probably not very wild but I've been watching a german show, subtitled to spanish with a local llm, and I've kinda slowly (very) started to understand a little bit of german. It reminds me of the way I learned english (playing gta sa/nfsc/n64 games on my first ever laptop when I was 6 onwards). Some games had spanish text + english voices (gta sa) and somehow that made it "click"

2025-12-20 22:43:22 UTC

you will not see my penis

2025-12-19 02:21:24 UTC

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i get ads since i dont pay for premium, but since they're ads I didn't even notice them. Anyway, I get politics about stuff i care about, life stuff, tech, games and such. Fine really

2025-12-19 02:12:20 UTC

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if it makes you feel better ig

2025-12-19 02:10:40 UTC

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fedi feels stale and monotone in comparison.

2025-12-19 02:08:36 UTC

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i gotta admit to this too. I've also been using X over fedi and it's more entertaining and useful.

2025-12-17 00:13:06 UTC

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buildings made by AMERICANS. Thank you god bless

2025-12-15 01:27:04 UTC

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censoring videos seems to not work so now you have uncensored tits on your timeline. fuck you

2025-12-15 01:26:48 UTC

huge tits
https://0.5dollah.click/media/a29f0f7c789a024c20b4582d931943138f2a971b6c8b79656a92b546ea9c0938.mp4

2025-12-14 13:45:06 UTC

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https://0.5dollah.click/media/7a3e50e44eb90e4e15a6281ee8979a6adaf82067f5d878442e0cbc7b0bb16285.jpg

2025-12-14 13:44:08 UTC

gm
nayim bukele is great
https://x.com/i/status/1999848644862681190
https://0.5dollah.click/media/90d197b30150ada60813d19473e9a25fe308b7b3fed50191a085bbd86c62ec73.png

2025-12-12 17:54:06 UTC

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*breaks her ring finger*

2025-12-10 19:22:39 UTC

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what's wrong with liking a woman similar to me

2025-12-10 01:02:31 UTC

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well, 2025 was yours no? you got your nipponese queen. It's us truecels that remain fighting.

2025-12-09 21:24:23 UTC

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cute n sexy

2025-12-08 22:51:28 UTC

why is this not working?
https://0.5dollah.click/media/5e190e615663a8a41c3e302373154f2ef8cd80afa141de1a402d7048b66bc402.png

2025-12-08 01:47:01 UTC

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fair enough, i like to self insert as the chad.

2025-12-08 01:42:08 UTC

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felt too weak for you

2025-12-08 01:37:16 UTC

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that's surprising, ngl

2025-12-08 01:26:53 UTC

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for real though, not even netori is good4u?

2025-12-08 01:25:59 UTC

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i do look like that irl

2025-12-07 20:26:22 UTC

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need italian cat wife

2025-12-07 00:09:17 UTC

"picture of yourself with your flag"
"i don't know where you're from but I'm from Spain"
https://0.5dollah.click/media/d57cfa3c55355ee720b9b0146f97ff0127300f017442e2c5b99d2b240ac6f48c.jpg

2025-12-06 18:56:09 UTC

i look like this
https://0.5dollah.click/media/a717a469f2229990fb291fca48f211b7d8913c96aa6be5d408a3ecb3091edff6.jpg

2025-12-06 18:46:48 UTC

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bottomless?

2025-12-06 18:45:18 UTC

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sex with women wearing that dress

2025-12-06 15:36:13 UTC

@npub163h…mv0n >Free speech isn’t about giving hate a megaphone, it’s about protecting the voices that need it most.🛡️
what? free speech is about *all* speech. The fuck are you on?
RE: https://mastodon.social/users/Mastodon/statuses/115664963796628984
#note1l5q…ex3e

2025-12-05 15:27:18 UTC

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thank you, based gnome

2025-12-03 21:17:54 UTC

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well, at least it has some use. Technically, couldn't you ssh into it? Ha...

2025-12-03 21:15:26 UTC

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why are you not using it at all?

2025-12-03 19:54:32 UTC

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AV testing? or a thing in dark mode only?
https://0.5dollah.click/media/ab0c84a8dde5cde0143af591f35337403acf7577ad0c907bc50a150eb11e3fc5.png

2025-12-03 19:53:50 UTC

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no fucking way

2025-11-18 15:31:16 UTC

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need

2025-06-09 18:45:31 UTC

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it was just down nigga. i will fucking rape you

2025-06-09 18:44:10 UTC

the tsundere is down
@npub1qre…5pyd fix it or i will rape you in the ass.
https://0.5dollah.click/media/29a463534f83ad17b455dad82f6e2a2cecf73cc33317f34f1f1c29f515e5e650.png

2025-05-18 17:49:28 UTC

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kde sucks, gnome is incredibly good

2025-05-18 17:48:04 UTC

It's really hard for me to take people seriously when they write effortposts about how bad gnome is, and wax poetry about how much better kde is, when I have tried to like KDE and it's far too disjointed and shitty to like tolerate it for more than a day. Bruh

2025-05-18 16:06:07 UTC

how it started -> how it is going
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
https://0.5dollah.click/media/199b5e605a31098f841817e1ee44cb75e6d50b50c20030ec9a7f199c6804583e.png
https://0.5dollah.click/media/192961d57a81bca9d88973ca83210325fdbad226e754fac2d4415e9ee15b81d2.png

2025-05-18 04:30:26 UTC

https://0.5dollah.click/media/80f82aaa1a69d5e412d32a601a94ba207342f6913c48ede4c340c8350aef9559.png

2025-05-18 04:05:54 UTC

@npub1qre…5pyd the tsundere is down

2025-04-29 12:32:26 UTC

just landed on the fediverse
[@Wiz](https://loli.church/@Wiz ) tsundere.love is down

2025-03-10 15:33:36 UTC

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wiz should pull his weight and mention that the fedi files are hosted on tsundere.love so his isp fixes their shit

2025-01-16 16:23:03 UTC

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I only use it because of the FS compression.

2025-01-16 04:46:54 UTC

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it was, @npub1fy7…qws8 used NovelAI to draw Taihou in the Bible Black artist's style!

2025-01-16 00:35:13 UTC

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I guess I'll assume you didn't really say anythin.

2025-01-16 00:21:55 UTC

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If you can't make an argument for the difference either, you should've not said anything.

2025-01-15 22:42:57 UTC

Why is it ok for people to listen to music and then compose something inspired by what they listen to, but it's not ok for generative ai to do this? The principles are the same

2025-01-15 21:14:13 UTC

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eat

2025-01-15 20:53:29 UTC

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how tf does ph even have rape videos?

2025-01-15 17:38:10 UTC

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steaming meaningm

2025-01-15 05:51:04 UTC

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i wont be remembered by anyone either but that's not a desire i have either so

2025-01-15 05:35:17 UTC

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a farce, if you will

2025-01-15 05:33:04 UTC

high trust societies do sound nice...

2025-01-15 05:22:08 UTC

I'd like to stand out positively by being myself, but that isn't a thing

2025-01-15 05:04:45 UTC

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i need Kanata's gorilla grip on my penis

2025-01-15 04:19:33 UTC

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i NEED doggirl gf

2025-01-14 15:14:34 UTC

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noted! ask @npub1clq…qj82 or [@Wiz](https://loli.church/@Wiz ) for an acc on tsundere.love if needed (because of the nice domain name)
thank you fwc for 5dollah again1

2025-01-14 01:15:39 UTC

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>use their wealth to pay reparations to all countries they've enslaved
lmfao you're demented. The place is doing bad economically and you want to do that (despite it being... completely lame). Man, I wonder why leftoids are never listened to by normal people.

2025-01-13 16:51:34 UTC

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she looks beautiful

2025-01-13 16:23:28 UTC

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that is dokibird

2025-01-13 04:34:29 UTC

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enticing

2025-01-13 04:32:50 UTC

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whose feet are those?

2025-01-12 20:33:31 UTC

[@wet_girl](https://net4sw.com/@wet_girl ) the fediverse is essentially that infinite monkey typing machine
RE: https://net4sw.com/users/wet_girl/statuses/113587339113810254
#note1jv6…h6yw

2025-01-12 20:23:20 UTC

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it's the fediverse, you've simped knowingly or unknowingly for a guy at least once

2025-01-12 20:19:36 UTC

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your words scare me, funny man

2025-01-12 18:59:58 UTC

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yandex is good for images yeah, i use it to recognize anime/lewds of the 2d and 3d variety

2025-01-12 18:22:13 UTC

Yes, I like pineapple on pizza, and no, I won't pretend it's bad.

2025-01-12 17:13:29 UTC

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Bing is not better really. And it gets absolutely useless if you need anything but the first page of results.

2025-01-12 14:07:07 UTC

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i wanna go

2025-01-11 00:44:32 UTC

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I want to, but I'd celebrate her entire body. women's bodies are a work of art

2025-01-10 18:01:44 UTC

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what

2025-01-09 18:44:29 UTC

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i told her i dont wanna do it because taking advantage of that feels wrong

2025-01-09 18:41:30 UTC

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my mom has told me to join mormonism so i can get to america faster and easier, because a friend of hers and her family did

2025-01-09 18:03:22 UTC

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i see them around here often, it's marvellous, good looking dudes

2025-01-09 17:30:30 UTC

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it sounds cute lmao

2025-01-09 13:56:16 UTC

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my mom drinks a lot of (instantaneous) coffee and complains about being up too much and sleeping very little. Is instantaneous coffee as bad?

2025-01-08 20:56:08 UTC

me when the cute girl/guy dms feet pics
https://0.5dollah.click/media/5f277453c59feea3efa344fc28fd23ca1f6912bde897a7fc359867efbb425184.jpg

2025-01-06 16:50:57 UTC

im gonna look like that this feb 14th
https://0.5dollah.click/media/0dd35fa686a452a50d50090762fe22de2549e15cb7e17fbf0e588888f636f65c.png

2025-01-06 13:38:46 UTC

follow me for more relationship advice
https://0.5dollah.click/media/77a1113d3b59988a374e48489b1c0dd74b094ffd0ca0dd287e8bfafd9e3e54f3.png

2025-01-06 04:39:40 UTC

**lewd alert**
i do edge when i masturbate, but only because i wanna have fun for like an hour, and if i time it right, i can shoot a lot when properly stimulated

2025-01-05 18:21:43 UTC

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saying "shining path" in english makes it sound kinda cool. In spanish it's like... ew

2025-01-05 17:58:22 UTC

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I'm (south) american

2025-01-05 05:14:14 UTC

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beyond amazing

2025-01-05 05:08:01 UTC

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houshou marine in the bible black style

2025-01-05 04:43:52 UTC

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kino! asking shamelessly, could you do a couple images for me 👉👈

2025-01-03 20:09:32 UTC

https://0.5dollah.click/media/dc3c3fc950c246169e4abe4e7025881af0337681e58651220fda89cceaa8c817.png