wastelad

i used to be bad for laughing at my own jokes before i got the punchline out to the point where a friend's gf would hear me go "heh" under my breath and she'd say "He's gonna make a joke!"

2025-09-14 03:40:42 UTC

- reply

it's because i'll shop some material with a few friends and as soon as i work out the kinks and get a really good reaction, my dopamine addicted as hits repeat

2025-09-14 03:20:20 UTC

- reply

Got called out on it meeting my friends gf for the first time. And it wasn’t even a callback I literally made the same joke twice

2025-09-14 02:42:21 UTC

- reply

Me too, whats worse?

2025-09-14 02:38:43 UTC

- reply

not rare but I scooped this tn
https://i.poastcdn.org/99/eb/91/99eb9155e0768b488651af44d213a124b85c2de6f973f61553dd6ddb95f0e200.jpeg

2025-09-14 02:35:11 UTC

- reply

cool cassette (?) can’t find an stream online of it

2025-09-14 01:54:23 UTC

Got called a fed by two mystery meat street wear wearing faggots, thats the highlight of my day

2025-09-12 20:16:54 UTC

I know I normally rip on Threads but go now. It’s a literal goldmine for “I posted something nasty about CK and I lost my job over it”

2025-09-10 21:58:28 UTC

#WiggerWednesday #WiggerGenocide #StopWiggerGenocide
https://i.poastcdn.org/a5/95/7c/a5957ce103bf8e21803298c91cf3d7ff233e76b6a24731fd909bff2754001b35.mp4

2025-09-09 03:19:08 UTC

Bon the fuck jour
https://i.poastcdn.org/eb/39/37/eb39372630565d42a2860a45e491814bff900914e8da66719127bd41407c7ddc.jpeg

2025-09-09 02:09:29 UTC

- reply

I will be rejoining you gentlemen soon. My schedule is all fucked up but soon it will not be. Miss you gents

2025-08-31 07:12:24 UTC

- reply

also not opposed to a rare-ish burg but not from grocery store ground beef

2025-08-31 07:11:40 UTC

- reply

i'm all about food experiments but i feel like there's a reason the creator didn't show them eating or cutting it open

2025-08-31 07:08:19 UTC

- reply

out here cookin burgs in atypical geometry. this one would make Yakub proud

2025-08-30 21:08:22 UTC

- reply

DINNER TIME
https://i.poastcdn.org/62/89/2d/62892d51417153082b8b3ff74b971cc7b1bfc8e8b86bb5ca912146640f2be559.png

2025-08-30 17:26:46 UTC

- reply

GM ☕

2025-08-30 04:13:31 UTC

- reply

unionize brother

2025-08-30 01:10:12 UTC

- reply

Gonna Become One Of Those Guys Who Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word Like Those Black Guys On Facebook

2025-08-30 01:04:17 UTC

It's Labour Day weekend,
What are YOU 🫵 doing to celebrate?

2025-08-29 02:46:26 UTC

Just removed a stone from my shoe #rape #finance

2025-08-28 02:08:37 UTC

- reply

Yeah 10-12k every day is bullshit. Professional swimmers will eat 8-10k for only the most intense days

2025-08-25 03:50:49 UTC

- reply

How do I make it big??

2025-08-24 05:23:28 UTC

Ceiling bird eliminated #PoastSummit
https://i.poastcdn.org/54/d0/76/54d076d6b99606c62f602cb9c7032d00563587275c45e2a0fcf39b7194b268de.jpeg

2025-08-23 23:42:22 UTC

#PoastSummit
https://i.poastcdn.org/0c/18/9c/0c189c589749786ff00e2598b8b34c854c9ec7a94d09142302941b70bb5d3f22.jpeg

2025-08-23 03:21:57 UTC

Poast admin reveal @graf
https://i.poastcdn.org/9e/59/82/9e598249e8b81043843143c0113fff001fe79e1ce02cf732cac22efed7edf3f7.jpeg

2025-08-21 11:24:42 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/d3/83/a8/d383a8fb2ac019e5f29ee4b57d0ab257e0fba8f3d16f945c384546003bf615b7.png

2025-08-18 03:02:35 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/e9/cb/33/e9cb33dd9c5283406bf2a2e2888342d849b4cae58545bb1b50a16fe7193494c0.png

2025-08-06 05:46:36 UTC

Man, that shower I had was great. Might have another one next month

2025-08-03 02:33:57 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/15/fc/eb/15fcebb93a855165b8e8f35ddb7a3873824b8758f3cf52d8fdad7fa1489af752.mp4

2025-07-30 06:28:12 UTC

- reply

grafcompound confirmed haunted

2025-07-30 06:22:59 UTC

- reply

they are good for your lawn. yeah they tear it up a bit but they eat grubs. their intimidation tactic (foreleg stomp and shuffle back) is v similar to how they hunt for them

2025-07-30 06:17:09 UTC

- reply

putting my LOTO lock on the big internet switch in the off position and then going home and ignoring phone calls

2025-07-30 06:08:03 UTC

You WILL have a good night
You WILL sleep tight
You will NOT let the bed bugs bite
https://i.poastcdn.org/8c/f3/9a/8cf39ad01d7998196bf971dbd2c1e311852ef7e09c911823e1befe0b1aa5f16a.jpeg

2025-07-29 19:38:57 UTC

Ooo wee ooo I look just like Adolf Hitler
Oh oh
And you’re Eva Anna Braun

2025-07-26 06:20:45 UTC

- reply

and the movie was her idea

2025-07-26 00:52:05 UTC

- reply

I live in Ontario and this is how the entire rest of the world spells it. Hope that helps

2025-07-25 23:45:53 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/d9/e3/53/d9e353c5017027a5f39e5198deb083bd456deb16d015721343d46939b7f6ad80.jpeg

2025-07-25 18:34:54 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/d8/36/b4/d836b401e11381f04a7019104b330e29c45ad11fc1ed51ecf1052fcf8eab5f5a.jpeg

2025-03-11 21:59:46 UTC

- reply

winter tires make a huge difference

2024-08-22 14:59:13 UTC

It’s better to have a gun and need it, than to not have one and not need it

2024-08-16 21:44:58 UTC

- reply

hardest part about the trades are the personalities. second hardest is the test

2024-08-16 21:43:02 UTC

- reply

crushing beers, banging grindcore

2024-08-16 21:39:40 UTC

- reply

it's super busy at work. finally got my trade license, and I'm glad that's over because i was tired of studying

2024-08-16 21:31:05 UTC

good evening poastchads, it's been a while

2024-01-20 04:28:44 UTC

https://poast.tv/w/q171xTsZGvTzqgkwtb9yCu
Trailer Park Boys: The Movie (2006) now

2023-08-31 21:49:41 UTC

Guys guys guys a new 13/50 dropped
https://nypost.com/2023/08/31/50-of-us-beef-is-eaten-by-just-12-of-americans-mostly-men-study/

2023-08-29 11:48:10 UTC

New fear unlocked
#note18cg…n2hv