BigMilan

Toxic Bitcoin Maxi

Melbourne Shuffler

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Last Notes

2026-03-24 12:34:54 UTC

The future is bright.
The world today is getting more and more difficult, but we’ll get through this. Especially us bitcoiners.
We’ll fix the world for the rest of them too, whether they like it or not 😤
https://media.tenor.com/_K1qbhDfPTAAAAAC/i-can-fix-pretty-much-anything-charles.gif

2026-03-24 10:13:08 UTC

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Haha 🤫 could have been your last try

2026-03-24 05:19:30 UTC

About to read “The Fourth Turning” by William Strauss and Neil Howe.
I wonder if the colour choice was related to bitcoin 🤔
Howe DOES own Bitcoin.
https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/005539663b606151e96a323b968fd065cc0e46bdb290e693f621cf47c5c5b884/9c4c29b1b747b138303e260ac1fc82fe626a17cc2966b0986a548a56c90bbf4c.webp

2026-03-24 04:02:50 UTC

I’ve done it 😎
New best streak
https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/005539663b606151e96a323b968fd065cc0e46bdb290e693f621cf47c5c5b884/0bb8fa193583e4a67b5b2135d38f47eb03bc0428caad4be7f351c69db5b64751.webp
#nevent1q…zm6z

2026-03-23 12:55:32 UTC

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😅 I’ll try it for size

2026-03-23 11:22:20 UTC

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I must always be honest… and sometimes that means i give compliments 🤷‍♂️
Other times… anyway… sometimes i give compliments :)

2026-03-23 11:15:54 UTC

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I spent 12 hours with two younger guys in a truck today. I spent at least 6 hours talking about bitcoin. Maybe they’re beginning to understand. Out think I’m VERY crazy 🤷‍♂️
Whatever. I enjoyed my rant 🤣

2026-03-23 11:07:41 UTC

Ooooffff! I just matched my previous best winning streak. Tomorrow is the day!
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2026-03-23 06:46:04 UTC

Drove my brother in law’s truck today. He’s out of the country so I filled in for him. Extra sats incoming :)
https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/005539663b606151e96a323b968fd065cc0e46bdb290e693f621cf47c5c5b884/33d8af7638f4a05ab94e055421f4495ccc7ce1d355723c97c8f9222b8d32d9cb.webp

2026-03-22 10:06:26 UTC

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I didn’t initially realise we all had the same word and i did post the actual word 😅
Look… not my brightest moment on nostr…

2026-03-22 02:31:41 UTC

This is surprisingly fun hahahah
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2026-03-21 13:59:40 UTC

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Actually not a bad deal if you want to fuck 10,000 women hahahaha

2026-03-21 13:49:34 UTC

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Not you. The other guy 😅

2026-03-21 13:48:40 UTC

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Actually 10th of March 1940… but don’t let the facts get in the way of a good joke 😅

2026-03-21 13:43:11 UTC

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You do realise non citizens aren’t allowed to do… Sex stuff for money, right?

2026-03-21 00:08:36 UTC

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I filled up my truck yesterday for $2.77 per litre. Dw. Soon ppl won’t be able to afford filling up. There’ll be plenty of fuel.
Jk though. No matter the price, people will pay. In Serbia in the 90s we had ppl lining up for a kilometre for days to buy just a few litres of VERY expensive fuel.
I don’t think it’ll get that bad here but it CAN get much worse than this 😮‍💨

2026-03-20 22:05:20 UTC

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I found out elsewhere that he just died 😮‍💨 (after watching this)

2026-03-20 22:02:52 UTC

Chuck NOOOOOOOOrris!!!! 😥

2026-03-20 08:04:56 UTC

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Separating money from state… one friend at a time.

2026-03-20 08:03:48 UTC

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2026-03-19 20:03:44 UTC

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With some of my friends who “self custody” i still feel like I’m custodying it for them 😮‍💨
They have the keys but i have to do it all for them. It’s a step in the right direction in any case

2026-03-19 06:23:40 UTC

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Wait! We have gifs now?!
https://blossom.primal.net/02ba2d603a5f8446741026f27034d267a0ce7cfafe0f3b18f5311e03b0deff9c.gif

2026-03-19 02:00:24 UTC

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Green.
I’ll have my 3 year old help set it up 😎
https://blossom.primal.net/456dcccd66c8b7cd1ee9d25a72aefa5bdefaa7ea7936c68fa097cbc1e6b3c6d1.jpg

2026-03-19 01:48:32 UTC

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悪くない

2026-03-19 00:56:59 UTC

Jeeesus! Almost got this one on the second attempt!
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2026-03-18 22:00:22 UTC

That was weird
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2026-03-18 11:28:16 UTC

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We’re 41. This is the second and last one. The first is now 3 and she’s casually mentioning bitcoin or baby Saylor etc every day. The other day she helped us set up a cold card by rolling a die and pressing the numbers.
These kids will know bitcoin like the back of their hand.

2026-03-18 11:18:24 UTC

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Please! No! My wife and i spent the last 2 years trying to get pregnant (successfully - 1 more bitcoiner coming up), but i don’t want to go back to 3 times a day!!! And even then, there would simply be too many women!!!!

2026-03-17 12:19:25 UTC

I’m liking this hard mode life 😎
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2026-03-17 12:15:23 UTC

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You ppl need to have some sex too!!!! I can’t have it all by myself!!! There are like… what? 3 billion women over the age of 18? I can’t do it by myself!

2026-03-17 12:12:18 UTC

How long b4 Bibi ded is confirmed? 🤔

2026-03-15 12:31:32 UTC

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I did guess the word on the 5th attempt. I still hope to get it next time too though haha

2026-03-15 08:21:47 UTC

First time trying hard mode. Wasn’t aware if it before 😅
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2026-03-15 01:12:07 UTC

I just bought the mk4 less than a month ago 💀
Jk I’m not even mad :)
The mk4 is fantastic. My timing isn’t hahaha
https://blossom.primal.net/13c4ff7a01aaf73996562e704d86da1c10afc26aa66d7891520bb7fd65760254.png
https://blossom.primal.net/c60469584297444146d7fe84ea95c2174489ab605f32bab90c7468b65391b311.jpg

2026-03-14 23:49:13 UTC

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It’s probably nothing
#nevent1q…wj5e

2026-03-14 08:53:00 UTC

Bitcoin is boring. Go outside and enjoy a thing. There’s plenty in life to be excited about.
https://blossom.primal.net/03a3eb88094c4bc4efa87caaae6ef9f2e0317329b8ae276495c83e8e3e4f2eaa.jpg

2026-03-14 08:51:36 UTC

I opened a new tab in the Brave app, and was greeted by this. Things are happening in bitcoin all around us. Dollar-Sat parity is inevitable in our lifetime.
https://blossom.primal.net/e759f8bdb1732241b5a5d82d33b04724837dcd914ec7a6018ff710f34e6e8d6d.png

2026-03-13 22:24:54 UTC

The last delivery yesterday was quite something ❤️
Stay humble. Stack sats… Something about sunsets 🤔😅
https://blossom.primal.net/85ecfd52204918f2425f003cfec8226309d210c63b5a0b275907efa9feec09b4.jpg

2026-03-13 22:12:18 UTC

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Should we be afraid? 😅

2026-03-13 14:01:27 UTC

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Looks like i can’t zap you???
https://blossom.primal.net/e780b99efc6b2524b6f59a019438003f5d87bbdd3d50f5de2fcab0fd5f1f1024.png

2026-03-13 14:00:03 UTC

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At one stage I decided to read everything by Plato, so in 2018 when I happened to be in Athens, I visited the jail he was held in. How amazing that we have books like this and the places mentioned still exist.

2026-03-12 12:15:35 UTC

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You keep saying “hard mode”. Are the difficulty modes I’m not aware of???

2026-03-12 12:14:40 UTC

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Did you pass?

2026-03-12 12:13:53 UTC

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Perfect! 😡 now i have to have a boating accident! Fuck this 🤬
#nevent1q…ladh

2026-03-12 12:09:46 UTC

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That’s a good point. I plan to do the thing. I’ll do it. I promise

2026-03-12 00:57:29 UTC

Ha!
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2026-03-11 08:32:52 UTC

Just set up a coldcard mk4 by throwing a die 100 times. That was a fun little exercise with my 3 year old. I had her press the buttons a few times too.
We created a bitcoin wallet AND practiced numbers :)
Excellent product @nprofile…juex
Now I have an excuse to buy a UV light too 😅

2026-03-11 03:53:12 UTC

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It’s the ballroom in the second floor of the Flinders Street Train Station in Melbourne Australia. People rarely come up here any more so it was quite a unique experience too 😎
You have to be good at everything in life 🤔
https://blossom.primal.net/99659f714d113941f298defb4441b5657f84fa6854b2f4426cf589873a1bcde8.jpg

2026-03-11 03:41:51 UTC

Don’t forget to enjoy life along the way to your stacking goals.
Here’s me and a bunch of friends after getting filmed dancing the Melbourne Shuffle for a couple of local news tv channels. It’s such a fiat thing, but this is how I bring the normies in - through fiat activities 😅
https://blossom.primal.net/89e0febc7b9d1e4fb6187936280c529a2d9c358f0cf50e3eb364df258b95b114.mov

2026-03-11 03:37:09 UTC

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This is the mk4. It has been a few years now, hasn’t it… 🤔
I suppose the coldcard q is a nice step up from the mk4 for now 😅

2026-03-10 05:30:34 UTC

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Hahaha

2026-03-10 05:22:32 UTC

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Reverse Cramer is best Cramer
https://blossom.primal.net/0dc524066f8019b198cfa03acf4c68e0884d1b04ec5dc057e9d50877e7c50dfb.jpg

2026-03-10 05:02:20 UTC

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Not bad. Hby?
https://blossom.primal.net/b87dad20a19e2793e79d0be9c93d6e455d4c2643ecb37ad5a36c60c86aad8b6b.jpg

2026-03-10 05:00:22 UTC

Life is great 😊
Bitcoin is a patience game. Work reasonably, stack as much as you can afford to, and enjoy life along the way. Good things are coming.
https://blossom.primal.net/990af9d84e6d0701a4250694bf68d0112fc997e2225927efec68382ad477e173.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/a5d7bc19f93659623f5bb49d1243d938084fa973c03cef6965221492c8e441f9.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/268f1480dca38b2b57d6fc1c4790fc4694044d57b47adc2e1942674849c9c9d7.jpg

2026-03-10 03:27:14 UTC

I have a new glow in the dark toy calculator @npub12ct…c5ky
https://blossom.primal.net/a2c6e3c0d4dab99d9e5341e3c5f7bbde1462ec28d0eb996a732b601603364db3.jpg

2026-03-10 03:25:05 UTC

Daddy daughter day (as it is on most days ☺️)
https://blossom.primal.net/781682e59f88f6a9e7b53b823d8b9f377e60755fc9358117798ed17416e307d1.jpg

2026-03-10 03:23:11 UTC

A nice easy one for a change :)
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2026-03-09 10:08:46 UTC

😮‍💨 It’s hard work solving these lately
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2026-03-07 10:13:27 UTC

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*ROBERT 🤦‍♂️
I really need to check my spelling before i post. Predictive text keeps sabotaging me 🤬

2026-03-07 10:11:58 UTC

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Well, to win the block, it needs to be better than the required difficulty 😅
Which is VERY HIGH
https://blossom.primal.net/97ea3c9989297a33d5a469aa1e034a5437d2cbf4b7cfc50a66bca3a6495b2ceb.jpg

2026-03-06 22:11:05 UTC

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Yea of course. I don’t think they CAN solve it. I think guessing is the only way. So ANYONE can get it right, but more hashrate means more guesses

2026-03-06 22:08:43 UTC

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Hahaha wtf. How was that your third guess?

2026-03-06 22:06:17 UTC

lol River Breedlove just popped up on my YouTube shorts and it’s not bitcoin related
https://youtube.com/shorts/IZax3aqG_zg?si=fVtOw-eYqtI0HqmG

2026-03-06 11:35:55 UTC

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I almost gave up. Got nothing in the first two but guessed it on the 5th through just guessing random gibberish hahaha 😅
I wonder if anyone got this one in 3 lines

2026-03-06 11:29:12 UTC

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See 🤣 this one was hard

2026-03-06 11:27:59 UTC

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You weren’t there
😮‍💨
I probably tried 100 weird letter combinations for that last line - i ran out of ideas hahaha

2026-03-06 11:22:46 UTC

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I can’t zap you ⚡️
Also, that’s impressive… but still we’re orders of magnitude short of the goal 😅
People do win with bitaxes, so stay on it 🫡

2026-03-06 07:55:26 UTC

I love flying in VR. Aces of Thunder is the best flying game I’ve played yet.
https://blossom.primal.net/a195107e3d82ae8ce65304ffa7904371cb424cfda944a8310c98ddcf3bba808b.mp4

2026-03-06 05:28:27 UTC

Post your best Bitaxe difficulty
https://blossom.primal.net/5fa11009f68c6492fd1bf7c9fe6f61d90090fbe588c47b124b5198716fc8fcf3.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/c7cbe2804af72d58d2a4757162b42b5084ad146d0b54aac5ca987d93e23931f4.jpg

2026-03-06 02:51:23 UTC

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I knew you’d understand. It also encourages us to lift weights so we can fight back when the frog dna bites us on the ass

2026-03-06 02:49:28 UTC

Hahaha i was at my wit’s end here 😅
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2026-03-06 02:24:27 UTC

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Niiiiice. We should resurrect them to guard our bitcoin citadels in the future 🤔

2026-03-06 02:17:40 UTC

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How are we supposed to send him sats! 🤬

2026-03-05 15:43:08 UTC

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Matt, it seems you’ve maxed out your wallet? 🥳
https://blossom.primal.net/888aef8fe36a97f9bc1e0220476a053def500922f58eddcc5e29ec6edc53b365.jpg

2026-03-05 09:16:46 UTC

I’m hoping to get hold of a meaningful amount of money in the next week or two… can we stop bitcoin from going up rn PLZ. All I’m asking for is a month 😥

2026-03-05 02:32:40 UTC

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😅 not at all. I once got my eye tested because i had nothing better to do. I know my eyes are good but my left is better. Right turned out to be 20/20 and left considerably better. They offered to make me glasses to bring the right to the same level.
Pfff. What the hell for. For the same reason, i don’t need to be any smarter. There’s probably a side effect like: everything now tastes like eggplants 🤢

2026-03-04 10:26:05 UTC

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Yea i get that. It pains me. It’s not an easy decision. But here i am, a bitcoin psychopath - i was an argumentative pain in the ass to the teachers. I called out all bullshit. And i didn’t even have the privilege of having a bitcoiner dad in the 90s. She’ll be fine. Might even drag some other kids out of the system of slavery with her 🤣

2026-03-04 10:21:16 UTC

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Let’s fucking do this!
#nevent1q…5ndr

2026-03-04 07:29:50 UTC

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Mine is 3yo. I’m reluctantly putting mine into childcare for now. For social reasons. Children need other children. It’s beautiful to see them play. But don’t worry - she’s already exercising with me, learning to read, learning about bitcoin (duh), learning to cook and all kinds of stuff. I read often in front of her as she plays with her dolls or whatever. We’re trying to set the best example for her. I’ll decide about later schooling as we go along 😮‍💨

2026-03-04 07:23:08 UTC

I’m tired of struggling to find places locally to spend bitcoin.
I stopped working as a photographer a year ago. I still love photography of course, but I make much more money in transport.
I’ve decided to offer photography services again but I will only accept bitcoin as payment. I don’t need the money - I’ll do it for the network
₿e the change you want to see in the world.

2026-03-04 05:37:08 UTC

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No luck. They have a new owner and he doesn’t want to accept bitcoin 👎
#nevent1q…g39l

2026-03-04 03:37:31 UTC

I’ve bought things with bitcoin before. Bitaxe, signing divice etc. Both onchain and ⚡️, but right now I’m about to go into a place and try to buy something small. A meal or coffee or something.

2026-03-03 21:04:44 UTC

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I didn’t realise how big they are!!! Now I’ll have to make one

2026-03-03 11:21:02 UTC

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Hahaha

2026-03-03 06:51:46 UTC

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That’s a really good way to sum it up in a small sentence

2026-03-03 05:04:58 UTC

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Hate to be the bearer of bad news but… you had to change that tyre months ago 😅

2026-03-03 04:37:08 UTC

Ooof. This felt like brute force
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2026-03-03 03:02:09 UTC

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Nek minnit he rhymes 60 minute q&a session

2026-03-03 02:59:04 UTC

Nazis dropping like shitcoins
(But on other days I’m the nazis 😅
No one can resist occasionally flying the bf109 🤫)
Aces of Thunder PSVR2
https://blossom.primal.net/90d42905c4b99ef3995e0845a6239bf8b648978fbecb2781d8f3d1d13a5c5261.mp4

2026-03-03 00:28:08 UTC

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Radios, tvs, phones etc use antennas to receive that energy. Last time i checked, the only thing MY antenna was good for was bringing joy to my wife 🤷‍♂️
I just can’t receive wifi 😮‍💨

2026-03-02 08:48:13 UTC

Not bad 😎
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2026-03-02 07:26:09 UTC

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🤷‍♂️ yea i heard him mention something along the lines of “layer 3 based on STRC”…

2026-03-02 06:55:12 UTC

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They’re not mystical nonsense. I think the way you’re implying you use them IS 🤔

2026-03-02 05:59:31 UTC

Gym all the things
https://blossom.primal.net/0cc54040b28e4399784f16399c4d54216049929fe69d7abd2ccab1ea8f780081.jpg

2026-03-01 08:17:52 UTC

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2026-02-27 15:03:40 UTC

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Self custody btc fixes all things

2026-02-27 15:00:52 UTC

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2026-02-27 14:55:24 UTC

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I tried but he wanted to do all the talking. Normally I’d be more forward but this was a customer so i didn’t want to rub him the wrong way too hard.
In 5 years he’ll know i was right… for what it’s worth 🤷‍♂️

2026-02-27 13:10:01 UTC

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Mami i tati cu ovo da predlizim 👌

2026-02-27 13:06:53 UTC

Today, I spoke to a fairly rich, older guy who’s invested about 5% of his money into crypto - xrp to be exact 😮‍💨
It’s the only cryptocurrency he saw with any real use case 😅
He’s financially far more successful than me - he wasn’t about to take advice from some kid on his 40s, so i didn’t bother trying to convince him to swap it for bitcoin 🤣