FortyTwo™

The ™ stands for "trouble maker"
Most Humble Man in the Universe

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2024-09-08 09:29:16

#butts
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2024-08-20 05:59:35

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2024-08-18 04:50:05

There's a reason men put up with "the crazy"...
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2024-08-18 01:25:53

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@npub1fuk…6lj3 I don't, personally, subscribe to the anarchist philosophy, but we don't have teenagers here rebelling against their Dad -- they're grown men who can defend their positions.

2024-08-17 05:32:32

#boobs
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2024-08-17 05:31:17

#butts
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2024-08-17 05:24:34

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@npub1rvd…amgl
I think this one is the winner, if we're being honest...

2024-08-17 05:22:49

SnapIntoaSlimJim!!!
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2024-08-17 05:21:48

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2024-08-17 05:21:48

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2024-08-17 05:21:40

Sorry my UK'ers
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2024-08-17 05:21:10

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2024-08-17 05:21:03

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2024-08-17 05:20:56

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2024-08-17 05:20:48

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2024-08-17 05:20:36

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2024-08-15 05:57:15

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2024-08-13 07:53:41

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@npub16q0…6zn2
Probably
I haven't watched many of the newer ones...

2024-08-13 07:42:15

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2024-08-12 09:07:05

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@npub12qh…wqrt
I think Victoria Nuland said it best...

2024-08-12 09:05:55

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@npub1rqe…qcrd
I fall in the "less taxation of any kind is a step in the right direction" camp.
Also, how many new ways do you think people will start to earn income through "tips".

2024-08-12 01:51:38

Many hands make light work

2024-08-09 07:42:14

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2024-08-09 07:41:26

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2024-08-07 03:43:36

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2024-08-05 06:50:36

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2024-08-02 03:31:40

In 'The Lion King', what was Scar's name before he got the scar?

2024-08-02 02:54:59

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@npub1yv7…cg68 it's difficult to maintain a conversation long enough with a meth head to glean enough information to tailor a message to their specific demographic...

2024-08-02 02:26:14

I'm trying to get the rumor started that adding birth control to the crystal meth mix makes you tweak harder...

2024-07-28 03:12:54

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@npub1yv7…cg68 sure thing

2024-07-28 03:11:40

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@npub1yv7…cg68 sorry man

2024-07-28 03:11:21

I've always wondered why lemonade is made with artificial flavors and furniture polish is made with real lemons.

2024-07-28 02:03:58

#NANC
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2024-07-26 02:59:50

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2024-07-25 03:36:25

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2024-07-25 02:59:04

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2024-07-25 02:58:26

Sounds like a school board meeting...
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2024-07-24 05:47:33

Pareidolia is a form of apophenia, which is a more general term for the human tendency to seek patterns in random information.
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2024-07-23 02:13:06

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2024-07-22 07:06:56

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2024-07-22 07:06:41

This is when it all changed...
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2024-07-22 07:06:09

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2024-07-22 07:05:54

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2024-07-22 07:05:45

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2024-07-22 07:05:26

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@npub1gn7…68p4 it'd be the first time she hasn't blown anything in awhile...

2024-07-22 07:04:50

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@npub17gz…3wq4 I say we start pushing commies out of helicopters...

2024-07-22 07:03:27

So, what do you guys think? Is Kamala Harris gonna blow this, or what?

2024-07-22 05:45:18

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2024-07-22 02:01:14

If Kamala gets the top spot, watch out.
She's done all the suckin' she's gonna do and will demand other people to do what she did to get to the top.

2024-07-19 03:21:15

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2024-07-19 03:07:49

I know you're supposed to treat others the way you want to be treated, but I'm not sucking your dick, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2024-07-19 02:44:14

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2024-07-19 02:30:32

knowledge != ability
How many pit crew mechanics can drive a car and win a race?

2024-07-19 02:14:50

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@npub1l6n…6frg
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2024-07-18 03:02:53

I'm in a Walmart watching a woman wander the parking lot because she forgot where she parked.
Every time she holds her keyfob in the air, I honk my horn.

2024-07-18 02:49:57

It's the cow on the right...
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2024-07-16 03:03:49

Hotter than Jackie O' anyways...
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2024-07-16 02:06:00

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2024-07-14 18:08:53

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2024-07-10 02:28:17

Ninjas!
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2024-07-09 05:38:12

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2024-07-07 03:32:35

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2024-07-04 07:59:11

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2024-07-03 08:18:40

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2024-07-03 08:17:49

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2024-07-02 08:49:23

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@npub1g5d…w4p8 electric car in the garage?

2024-07-02 07:03:38

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2024-07-02 07:02:35

Doin' the Lord's work...
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2024-07-02 07:02:17

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2024-06-30 04:44:48

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2024-06-30 02:41:01

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@npub19l3…gtkn
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2024-06-30 01:56:50

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@npub1dgz…lkzf Obama cadence? Was he taught?

2024-06-28 05:49:39

#boobs
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2024-06-28 04:57:47

BP Freezes Offshore Wind Projects to Focus on Fossil Fuels
Murray Auchincloss, who became permanent head of the business at the start of the year, has also frozen hiring in the offshore wind division.
The move follows investor discontent over the company’s switch to green energy.
https://dailysceptic.org/2024/06/27/bp-freezes-offshore-wind-projects-to-focus-on-fossil-fuels/

2024-06-28 01:24:16

McDonald's Says No Thanks To Plant-Based Burgers
A top executive at McDonald's says the chain does not have plans to bring back plant-based options after a test of its McPlant burger in San Francisco and Dallas failed. "It was not successful in either market"
American consumers are not coming to McDonald's looking for a McPlant burger or other plant-based proteins. Plant-based items are off the menu for now
https://news.slashdot.org/story/24/06/27/2040248/mcdonalds-says-no-thanks-to-plant-based-burgers

2024-06-28 00:44:04

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2024-06-26 01:58:12

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2024-06-26 00:30:03

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2024-06-25 06:44:21

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2024-06-25 02:57:09

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2024-06-25 01:23:42

Listen, I don't like to denigrate other people's religious beliefs. I have made friends with people from all types of religious beliefs -- BUT...
If you call yourself a witch, that is almost a dead giveaway that you're a delusional, argumentative feminist and I pretty much disregard everything you have to say.

2024-06-25 00:08:34

CNN host Kasie Hunt CUTS OFF Trump spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt the second she brings up Jake Tapper spending years comparing Trump to Adolf Hitler
This is a preview of how CNN will act during the debate
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2024-06-24 10:23:51

BIKES!
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2024-06-24 06:52:05

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2024-06-24 05:38:54

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2024-06-23 23:46:47

‘Fat Beach Day’ launched on New York beach to breed inclusivity and acceptance
https://thepostmillennial.com/fat-beach-day-launched-on-new-york-beach-to-breed-inclusivity-and-acceptance
Somebody needs to inform Green Peace so that they don't try to push these whales back into the ocean...
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2024-06-23 13:45:33

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/finns-trust-their-news-most-greeks-not-so-much
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2024-06-23 13:42:46

Germany's autobahn bridges falling apart
Nearly 5,000 bridges are so decrepit that they need to be renovated or rebuilt. But the state, restrained by a national debt brake, is struggling to find the money
Over half of the autobahn bridges were built before 1985, including most of the major valley bridges in former West Germany. As they were designed for less traffic and lighter vehicles, the bridges are now so overloaded that many are showing signs of deterioration
https://www.dw.com/en/germanys-autobahn-bridges-falling-apart/a-69439952

2024-06-23 04:40:27

Chy-na...
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2024-06-23 04:36:10

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2024-06-23 02:48:59

During the heat dome, please remember, dress for the body you have, not the body you want.

2024-06-22 11:24:58

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2024-06-22 04:25:38

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2024-06-21 05:41:12

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2024-06-21 05:20:25

This is the "Hawk Tuah"...
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2024-06-21 02:49:57

Beat the heat...
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2024-06-21 02:29:58

Old MacDonald had tourettes,
E, I, E, I — CUNT!

2024-06-21 02:19:25

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2024-06-20 01:17:36

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2024-06-19 23:49:22

The only way two people can keep a secret is if one of them is dead.