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Eye'm egalitarian, Mr Facts.
Eye dislike Ron DeSantis all the time.
Here's a bonus Low Quality Fact for you:
Ron DeSantis and George Santos were twins separated at birth.

2025-11-08 17:41:36 UTC

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Two facts:
1) Eye remember this first post of yours in this series.
2) Your handwriting has changed gradually over time.
Thank YOU for all the facts, Mr Facts!

2025-11-08 03:13:24 UTC

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The Trump crypto venture is just money laundering through the office of the US President in broad daylight.
#USPolitics #Crypto #MoneyLaundering #TuckersBalls

2025-11-05 00:06:15 UTC

The only obituary for late vice president Dick Cheney that you need to read today:
https://www.wonkette.com/p/dick-cheney-no-longer-still-undead
One of the architects of the Republican's "unitary executive" scam, Cheney and his cabal were largely responsible for bogging the US down in at least two wars in the Middle East.
Mama said, "If you have nothing good to say about someone, don't say anything at all," so that's all Eye'll say about Dick Cheney.
#USPolitics #DickCheney #Obituary #TuckersBalls

2025-11-04 00:01:25 UTC

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How do you say, "Sacré bleu," in French?

2025-11-02 21:48:08 UTC

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Are those gnats in front of Anus Mouth's face, Vee?

2025-10-31 16:53:41 UTC

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You've touched a nerve this time, Mr Facts!
#EatTheRich #LowQualityFacts #TuckersBalls
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2025-10-30 23:56:32 UTC

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Eye must ask, pencilears, to whom are we being fair in this example, and why?

2025-10-28 22:31:24 UTC

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Sure, Eye enjoyed this cartoon, Mr Facts, perhaps even nearly as much as you did.
But do you ever praise other cartoonists' work?
Word to the wise: That's how you finally make it into the ranks of Big Cartoon.

2025-10-27 00:17:29 UTC

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Just not doing these any more.

2025-10-25 20:12:54 UTC

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Trump treated the East Wing like it was one of his wives.
He buried first wife Ivanka in one of his golf courses.
He's now burying the rubble from the destroyed White House East Wing in various locations around DC.
Photo shows Trump and Ivana in Leningrad in 1987.
Many people are saying that's where he got the idea to gild the White House in the style of the Russian czars.
#USPolitics #WhiteHouse #EastWing #Gilding #Trump
#TuckersBalls
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2025-10-24 20:22:49 UTC

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Is one allowed to choke, rather than strangle, the chicken, Mama?

2025-10-21 18:49:46 UTC

Trump's demolition of the White House East Wing for his bribery ballroom is just Trump keeping Jeffrey Epstein out of the news.
Prove me wrong.
#USPolitics #EastWing #TrumpFiles #Tuckers Balls

2025-10-17 21:21:49 UTC

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Eye have it on good authority, Mr Facts, that Pedro Pascal doesn't wear glasses but acts as if he does.

2025-10-15 22:04:31 UTC

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This will end well.

2025-10-15 17:31:03 UTC

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Very charmingly haunted, though, Grickle.

2025-10-13 23:34:40 UTC

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Makes more sense than most things nowadays, Mr Facts.

2025-10-13 23:33:46 UTC

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The mood in this photo, Mike, is deep enough to cut with a knife.
Propz.

2025-10-11 23:05:35 UTC

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The answer, Grickle, to the question, "who still reads books"?

2025-10-11 22:39:56 UTC

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Stunt-simulation level = 11.

2025-10-10 13:09:35 UTC

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Eye, too, had heard that Nicolas Cage likes to party, Mr facts.

2025-10-04 14:24:49 UTC

Holy Kirk Relics Used to Fleece the Flock.
Social media post includes a photo of a hand holding what appear to be filled blood sample vials.
Text reads: "I made $20,000 today by selling fake vials of Charlie Kirk's blood for $5000 a pop! I convinced them I was a paramedic and I got the blood when I helped clean up the crime scene. Its actually just water and food coloring with a fake label but they're too stupid to realize that."
If you can't join 'em, fleece 'em.
#USPolitics #CharlieKirk #Scam
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2025-10-04 13:19:43 UTC

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Terrorism coin.

2025-10-03 20:47:37 UTC

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Mr Facts, Eye understand that this "Ryan Gosling Rule" at Applebee's started when Mrs Applebee let slip to Mr Applebee that she had a fan girl crush on Mr Gosling.

2025-10-02 20:34:29 UTC

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European Robin!
(Not North American robin.)
Also, not squirrel!

2025-10-02 20:32:57 UTC

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Wouldn't Billy Joel be better off hiring opening acts that DON'T look like him, Mr Facts -- like Barry Manilow, for example?

2025-10-02 20:20:26 UTC

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Thanks to YOU, Grickle, Eye finally understand why Eye hate so much to get out of bed when the weather turns colder in October.

2025-09-30 20:13:48 UTC

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And being scary is why they call them scarecrows, Grickle.

2025-09-28 20:14:36 UTC

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Eye was going to ask if Summer had ever accompanied you on a visit to this hairdresser, and if she had offered an opinion of her, Gma.

2025-09-26 23:52:44 UTC

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La-la-la-la-la, Eye can't hear you, Max, sez this Linux fanboy!

2025-09-26 15:42:39 UTC

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Genuinely chilling performative showboating by ICE on the Chicago River. ICE is getting creative in Chicago with their photo ops as they expand their jobs program for Proud Boys and Oath Keepers in the Windy City.
#USPolitics #ICE #ProudBoys #Chicago #TuckersBalls

2025-09-25 19:11:42 UTC

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Eye hear there's a full-length movie in the works in which Sponge Bob is a school girl in a square skirt, Mr Facts.

2025-09-24 22:49:27 UTC

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So he wasn't kidding Mr Facts, was he?

2025-09-24 22:48:02 UTC

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Well, duh, Grickle.
Eye would have been just as shocked as the scientists were.

2025-09-23 17:39:56 UTC

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And Eye'm taking Tylenol, Mr Facts, so that Eye'll know everything about trains.

2025-09-22 07:24:54 UTC

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Re: RFKJr's comparison of Charlie Kirk to Jesus Christ, dalfan:
33 + 31 = 64
6 - 4 = 2
64 + 2 = 66
66 and another 6 make 666.
Tuesday is the Rapture.
Coincidence?
Eye don't think so.

2025-09-22 07:13:17 UTC

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Did Trump grab Erika Kirk, Charlie's widow by her private parts at the memorial?
When you're a star, they let you do that.
Also, Trump has an amendment and a Supreme Court that say he can do anything because he's POTUS.

2025-09-22 07:06:12 UTC

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Eye, for one, had never seen Charlie Kirk and Jesus Christ in the same room, dalfan, ipso fatso, they were the same person.
Eye wonder why no MAGAite has yet said that Christ returned as Charlie Kirk and the unbelievers killed him again.
That's MY take on the blessed, sinless Charlie Kirk.

2025-09-17 18:31:27 UTC

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Well, Eye happen to be blessed with the intellect of a common soil potato -- IF that -- Mr Facts!

2025-09-13 23:34:01 UTC

Borrowed from @npub1n4j…x9ta in order to supply AltText.
@crk5 borrowed it from Jeannie Rider at Threads.
Jeannie points out that Utah students on the left objected to Charlie Kirk speaking at their school with petitions, protests, and debating him face-to-face.
A rightwinger who objected to Kirk speaking did what people on the right do: He shot him.
#USPolitics #LeftVRight #CharlieKirk #TuckersBalls
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2025-09-13 22:09:44 UTC

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Perhaps a reboot of the classic Michael J Fox sitcom, Family Ties, could fill the bill, Greg.
Media producers are loathe to do anything really new and creative -- so a resurrection of this show, which was popular when it ran from 1982 to 1989 -- might have a hope of happening.

2025-09-13 21:56:33 UTC

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Dare Eye say, Grickle, that the Vikings were probably prescient in this decision of theirs, as well a leaving to us cause for mirth with YOUR cartoon about them?

2025-09-10 20:18:32 UTC

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She hasn't worn in a while, though, Ms Toe.
She's been non-extant for some years now.
A famous former Albanian.

2025-09-10 01:04:56 UTC

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Marvelous work, Ken.
Thank YOU for sharing it with us.

2025-09-05 22:15:23 UTC

President Dumbass on Friday renamed US Department of Defense to US Department of Another Ploy to Cover Up My Involvement With Jeffrey Epstein..
#USPolitics #Epstein #DOD #Trump #TuckersBalls
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2025-09-05 20:14:18 UTC

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Everyone should have at least one pair of these cow slippers, Mr Facts.
In fact, Eye can't even believe that they don't already.

2025-08-29 17:20:52 UTC

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Nice clean code, Stux,
Minimalist, too!

2025-08-28 17:09:40 UTC

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Isn't that the thing about deceit, Grickle?
Once it starts, no one knows where it will end.
Propz on another great cartoon with pointed humor.

2025-08-28 16:52:24 UTC

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This is the baseball cap worn backwards of vehicles, Stux.

2025-08-26 21:30:34 UTC

My little rescue dog, Archie, is camped out on my lap today lording it over me because today is the International Day of the Dog.
Obey your dog today, it's the law.
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2025-08-26 19:18:12 UTC

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What a team.
What a country, Grickle!

2025-08-26 14:41:27 UTC

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Is this owl small enough to fit inside a cuckoo clock?

2025-08-26 14:39:13 UTC

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Except that in the US, the system is rigged so that it's as if the land DOES vote.

2025-08-24 19:31:12 UTC

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So interesting that in this "nation of laws," there's ALWAYS a loophole that allows the fascists to get away with their dirty work.

2025-08-20 18:33:05 UTC

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Eye'm sure there are 1,001 possibilities for whom this cup can be referring to, Mr Facts, as well as at least 1,001 uses for it.
Eye'll be buying several.

2025-08-17 17:45:49 UTC

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TL;DR: Russia got everything it hoped for.
Ukraine got nothing except being sold out by Trump.

2025-08-16 16:18:35 UTC

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It's a rule of mine, Max, that Eye'll always agree with you, because you generally make sense and are possessed of a ready wit.
In this instance, though, Eye hesitate to agree, because -- and this is entirely MY fault -- Eye can't tease out what this controversy is about.
Edited Later: Oh, this twt was part of a thread. NOW it makes sense!

2025-08-16 05:23:42 UTC

So far this is the photo that best represents to me convicted felonTrump's shambles of a meeting with war criminal Vladimir Putin in Alaska on Friday.
A tired, limp Trump not even focused on Putin, who dominated the spectacle from start to finish.
Now that this distraction is over, let's get back to what really matters: Revealing Trump's deep involvement with sex-trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
#Akaska #Epstein #Trump #Failure #TuckersBalls
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2025-08-13 19:47:28 UTC

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Color, Grickle?
What is this world -- or space -- coming to?
Verdict: Eye like it.
Eye boost 4 space explorers encountering dangerous life forms.
Bonus points for making the dangerous life form octopus-like!

2025-08-12 23:46:49 UTC

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Government freeloader Musk's Boring Co tunnel projects have proven to be Trojan horses in every location where he's been able to stage them.
Their purpose is to suck funds away from local efforts advancing public transportation and into the pockets of Musk and his fascist friends.

2025-08-12 17:28:28 UTC

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Eye like their shirts, Grickle!
Go dogs, go!

2025-08-12 00:15:27 UTC

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Isn't it "Hedly," Carve?

2025-08-11 20:30:34 UTC

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So in the world according to Trump, it's NOT okay to deploy the National Guard to stop a MAGA mob from storming Congress, but it IS okay to send them into the nation's capital to advance the cause of fascism.
Have Eye got that about right?
Also, pleez mark August 11, 2025 on your calendars as the date that Trump brought fascist rule to Washington, DC.
#WashingtonDC #USPolitics #Fascism #Trump #NationalGuard #TuckersBalls
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2025-08-11 16:59:21 UTC

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Trump's escalation of his totalitarian impulses by militarizing Washington, DC, on Monday, is ALSO evidence that his presence in the Epstein files is an existential threat to his regime.
It's up to us to continue to demand the truth.
#USPolitics #EpsteinFiles #Trump #WashingtonDC #TuckersBalls

2025-08-08 23:53:07 UTC

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No argument, Mr Facts, a flawless hypothesis again!

2025-08-08 21:46:06 UTC

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This guy Bove is the Nosferatu of Stephen Millers.

2025-08-08 16:10:27 UTC

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What Eye always suspected but could never confirm, Mr Facts.
Thank YOU for clearing this up.

2025-08-07 04:42:18 UTC

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Lust for life and great beans!

2025-08-06 22:06:55 UTC

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Well, THIS joyous cartoon greatly brightened my day, Grickle!
Thank YOU!

2025-08-05 00:07:30 UTC

"What Donald Trump is doing is reversing the American Revolution to reestablish this nation as a kingdom, with mad King Donald as the broligarchy’s monarch.
To top it off that he may be protecting the largest child sex trafficking ring in modern history, because he may have been a customer?" --Malcolm Nance
https://malcolmnance.substack.com/p/trump-has-betrayed-us-the-greatest
#BenedictArnold #BenedictTrump #Trump #MalcolmNance #Betrayal #USPolitics

2025-08-04 02:19:28 UTC

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Picture of hat or this didn't happen. :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping:

2025-08-03 21:58:19 UTC

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Perhaps Russia should leave Ukraine.

2025-08-03 17:56:14 UTC

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Perhaps the Russians should get out of Ukraine.

2025-08-01 17:24:10 UTC

So does moving Ghislaine Maxwell to a minimum security prison in Texas mean that Texas Gov Abbott or AG Paxton now get to suicide her instead of former AG Barr?
#USPolitic #GhislaineMaxwell #Texas #Trump #JeffreyEpsteinpl #TuckersBalls

2025-08-01 17:05:30 UTC

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Well I'VE always thought that"s what it was, Grickle.

2025-07-26 17:43:46 UTC

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Fifth-rate US president calls satirical TV show South Park "fourth-rate" because it depicted him, quite accurately, as a petty tyrant with no clothes.
That he also goes to bed with Satan, Eye suppose, represents his pedophilia escapades with Jeffrey Epstein.
#SouthPark #Trump #JeffreyEpstein #Pedophilia #Satan #TuckersBalls

2025-07-24 21:51:24 UTC

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US Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell -- in an act of speaking truth to power -- turns a public ambush BY Trump into a public ambush OF Trump.
Trump trumped up a press event to publicly humiliate Powell only to have Powell throw it back in his face.
Now if only some US "journalists" could take a hint from this act if defiance and use similar tactics.
#USPolitics #Trump #FederalReserve #TuckersBalls

2025-07-23 16:58:36 UTC

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Eye love cats who love music, Grickle.
If there were more sides than just A and B, he'd probably go to those, too.
Eye wonder what he's listening to.

2025-07-22 17:51:39 UTC

"Look: the only thing that anyone needs to know about Hillary’s emails is that Donny’s name is on every page of the Epstein files." --Jeff Tiedrich
https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/epstein-diversion-alert-theyre-investigating
#ButHerEmails #EpsteinFiles #TrumpCoverup #USPolitics #TuckersBalls

2025-07-19 17:18:19 UTC

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Dastardly, even, Grickle!

2025-07-19 00:21:13 UTC

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And Iron Mike was really good at keeping it under his breath, too, Mr Facts.

2025-07-18 18:17:07 UTC

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Sounds like Jerry's hairballs were a sticking point in his performance review, Grickle.

2025-07-17 17:53:04 UTC

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What's HIS deal, Grickle?
Does he steal from rich birds to give to the poor birds?

2025-07-16 16:02:08 UTC

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Or contrarians, Grickle!

2025-07-15 20:05:35 UTC

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So they say!

2025-07-14 20:28:20 UTC

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Surely that can't be the only reason to play Animal Crossing, Grickle.

2025-07-13 20:08:48 UTC

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Face-eating cat in the wild.

2025-07-11 22:01:11 UTC

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FINALLY a cartoonist has done justice to the blobfish!
Thank YOU, Mr Facts.

2025-07-07 20:04:16 UTC

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Were any of the Pearl Jam drummers blowed up real good?

2025-07-06 20:30:08 UTC

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Are the mosquitoes as large as a small Cesna in the local where you created this photograph, Bryan.
Lovely to look at, though.

2025-07-06 07:08:35 UTC

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So no Norwegian blue parrots?

2025-07-05 19:59:22 UTC

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Eye've always believed, Mr Facts, that it was Col. Mustard in the pantry with a candlestick.
Change my mind.

2025-07-05 18:02:35 UTC

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Adding a little color to his pallette, Eye see!

2025-07-02 00:43:40 UTC

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This boondoggle called generative Ai is a mania every bit as ungrounded in reality as the Dutch Tulip mania.
[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_mania]
It will end as that cycle of greed did: with fortunes -- and lives -- lost.
RFKJr will have much more blood on his hands than he already does.
And we have lessons from history that the 17th century Dutch lacked, but we're speeding toward the cliff anyway.
#RFKJr #Ai #DrugTesting #EconomicBubble #TuckersBalls

2025-07-01 20:51:36 UTC

Dr Strangelove; Or How I Stopped Worrying And Learned to Love the Gravy
#Gravy