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i went full nostr three weeks after my son was born, and you guise and girls(some) have supported my journey since. my son turns 3 years old in 3. weeks. imagine that. #PoW #V4V

2026-05-14 06:42:39 UTC

thank God for Bitcoin and friends with Bitcoin. if I got zapped every 6 months like the Monero community be doing I don't know who would be filling up your foodstr tags 😂 with that Kenyan flavor beloved 😂

2026-05-12 22:01:29 UTC

0101hrs in my townsville. . . .
GN

2026-05-12 22:01:13 UTC

because someone stumbles, loses their way doesn't mean they are lost forever. sometimes we all need a little help .

2026-05-12 20:18:31 UTC

The said they are now vibing Android apps because Claude didnt have Kotlin... but ya'll missed that part. if that doesnt scream lazy devs i dont know what does. your favs are doomed.

2026-05-12 15:56:15 UTC

you can GFY
Sound on 🔊
https://blossom.primal.net/20fc74ec950bb2af9ecbc50b550d7c75e987d85511fe963af571da54eb9df1bd.mp4

2026-05-12 14:52:14 UTC

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replying for the satoshis. . . not that i endorse this message

2026-05-12 14:52:03 UTC

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quoting for the satoshis. . . not that i endorse this message #note1p94…8zqv

2026-05-12 14:47:50 UTC

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let the sats flow

2026-05-12 14:20:35 UTC

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should have cc Piotr they been in a zappy ⚡ mood 😂😂

2026-05-12 14:19:41 UTC

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nah. everybody gotta eat

2026-05-12 14:10:39 UTC

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haha i wanted to try too. but that was the last one. better luck next time. it works when you reply 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

2026-05-12 11:40:56 UTC

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GM 🤙🏾 🤙🏾

2026-05-12 03:00:15 UTC

why would you keep people in your life when they do not bring peace joy or value ? ?
GM. ⛅ 0600hrs in my Townsville.
wake and bake a difference.

2026-05-11 19:07:39 UTC

69,420 streak . . . lol #chessstr
https://blossom.primal.net/ed6443e84a824f89ab38f921e8583d67a2c20175d9a5a56ba5315a5ff61c290d.png

2026-05-11 19:05:14 UTC

found an issue. might want to have a look @nprofile…g7hl https://github.com/barrydeen/wisp/issues/524

2026-05-11 15:14:04 UTC

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cheaper than Kenya 🇰🇪 😭 by about $0.34 by the litre

2026-05-11 15:07:21 UTC

how much money can my web of trust truly send me. . .
https://open.spotify.com/track/3kCwyvhvVTyehIzYN2I0nF #music #tunestr

2026-05-11 09:08:53 UTC

let me take you back when #follow4follow https://image.nostr.build/986395da4fb1f0849529731639f21bd6e57ca5ca32653db4a048c55920743bdd.jpg

2026-05-11 03:55:40 UTC

Good Morning from raw-ii-raw .
5 minutes to 0700hrs.

2026-05-10 18:35:15 UTC

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waiting for the game to start .. got my eye on you 😜

2026-05-10 18:04:02 UTC

@npub1lrn…qnw5
#note17aj…q35w

2026-05-10 18:01:05 UTC

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truth bombs I love it

2026-05-10 17:54:27 UTC

can your meme generator post to Nostr or do you have to download the image to your telephone 📱 just to post from a Nostr client?? yeah... no

2026-05-10 03:21:04 UTC

i know i am Him... but who do these nyggas think we is beloved . . lmao . . a nygga really flattered. . .

2026-05-10 02:23:22 UTC

starting puts you ahead of 90 - 94% of the rest. build momentum

2026-05-09 21:50:28 UTC

10 minutes to 0100hrs . . . .in my Townsville 💨
you know we made it to the next day, right...

2026-05-09 09:06:04 UTC

hakuna matata is all the Swahili bros and sistas know they casually drop it in their lyrics . . .

2026-05-09 09:02:53 UTC

bought some boneless chicken to flip in the kitchen mixed up with some rice and spices .. . 😋

2026-05-09 09:00:39 UTC

also just bought a new blue 🔵 towel ... my ass is about to get some tender love and care hashtag TLC. . . .

2026-05-09 08:59:59 UTC

first library I checked in a supermarket and they don't have the Bible... what a scam shit... on to the next but first, a beer beloved...

2026-05-09 08:58:29 UTC

fighting for your clandestine aka mpango wa kando is retarded... kubali matokeo. una gongewa my fren #kugongewa

2026-05-09 03:00:57 UTC

0600hrs in my Townsville 💨✌🏾🌍🫵🏾💜🫂👀

2026-05-09 02:56:07 UTC

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and practice what you preach 😂 you don't have a single link from wavlake posted 😂 good to have you back after 8 months of inactivity douchebag

2026-05-09 02:50:16 UTC

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yea tell my favorites artists to post their music their I shall .

2026-05-08 23:13:37 UTC

I keep running in circles now, I've been losing myself somehow, so won't you hodl me in the dark ...
https://open.spotify.com/track/23HNkYEt6W2Y3a0H8Jze3R . #music #tunestr.

2026-05-08 23:07:39 UTC

Chris Brown dropped an album titled #BROWN . . . ladies, you are welcome. . . tap in . . .

2026-05-08 23:00:35 UTC

who's gonna slide me a record deal ? maybe I'll take all the beats in my Gmail serious . . . #askNostr

2026-05-08 22:54:43 UTC

you dont get bitcoin today, you shall get it tomorrow when you are poorer . i dont make the rules

2026-05-08 22:52:51 UTC

people of power are not undone by their mistakes, but by the way they handle them . . .
uuu who said that...

2026-05-08 22:52:16 UTC

slavery is a choice . . . bros and sistas scanned their eyeballs for a peanut , then lost their accounts... then their beloved president banned the orbs so bitches cant ever recover their accounts. . . i cri every tiem -

2026-05-08 22:48:53 UTC

im buying the Bible tomorrow. . . my parents wanna give me a hand me down because 'there's alot of bibles at home, son' nah . . i want mine. a new one. lol thanks .

2026-05-08 22:45:02 UTC

my barber couldn't believe it when i showed him how my cutz been getting cheaper... we started at 1700 sats for ¬100 KShs . . . today tiz about ¬750 sats same fiatoshi the same 100KShs . . . he still saying he doesn't get bitcoin. bro just download a wallet. . . the worst part is he told me about worldcoin... so he knows how to download the apps... guess tiz not hype enough for the bros and sistas.

2026-05-08 22:38:58 UTC

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yup good ole days when the sats were flowing to all.

2026-05-08 22:33:50 UTC

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bullish . . . onchain zaps #zapathon
#nevent1q…c4yy

2026-05-08 22:32:59 UTC

playlist so mean . . . no way i was going out to hang with sweaty bros and sistas at the club lol. . . im home dancing in my humble abode . . .

2026-05-08 20:27:16 UTC

im sorry ... i want you to feel important, but I gotta give you a warning ⚠️ I just wanna fuck and party 🎉🥳 . .
https://open.spotify.com/track/36mxQSO07EQkGEshyiWPsL. #music #tunestr.

2026-05-08 06:50:07 UTC

I have a very good feeling about today #releaseRadar new music new mood every week let's fuckin goooo . . . . 🫡 you know the drill .

2026-05-08 05:00:14 UTC

anything but the Epstein files 😂 introducing hanta virus 🦠 remember, don't trust the gavament

2026-05-08 03:48:15 UTC

#TBT somebody tell Steph to send the branding and marketing funds so we can spin back the block .
https://blossom.primal.net/9f7f54efb48dcd5bfe4c6f3c09d182050279fd4d496e9c30c7b69b2fc042386c.mp4

2026-05-08 03:40:48 UTC

checks body count *
yup, i'm still straight 😂😭😂😂😂😂

2026-05-08 03:39:06 UTC

i was Born to spedn a million every day . . . now what currency i really don't know . . .
could be a million sats
could be a million KES
could be a million cuck bucks
stay tuned to find out since we fuggin around

2026-05-08 03:28:49 UTC

turns out my ergonomic chair 💺 was an economic chair 💺. 😂 😂 scammed by your fellow countrymen and women is madd . but ey anything for the food money gang. .

2026-05-08 03:25:25 UTC

creating my reality in real time. choose yourself.
😉

2026-05-07 23:14:04 UTC

attacking with the pawns like a real king 👑 #chessstr

2026-05-07 23:11:07 UTC

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not right now

2026-05-07 23:10:37 UTC

this why we don't have the spark thingy on Memely 😂 @npub10h3…j6d5
#note1q2y…4ddf

2026-05-07 23:07:11 UTC

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well in

2026-05-07 23:06:02 UTC

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lol

2026-05-07 23:03:35 UTC

0203hrs in my townsville. . .
im watching silent hill . . . the first one from 2006

2026-05-07 23:03:06 UTC

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should have said... somebody lend me 10m sats you'll get it back as 10 acres . . . . loool anyways...
#nevent1q…tdza

2026-05-07 21:22:01 UTC

Twerk Thursday 🤯🎶🎵 ooohiii
This is Ruiru. . . Kenya 🇰🇪
Raw-ii-raw!!!
https://blossom.primal.net/a200da13929a9ef1323fc47d00bdf417dfc43dc1f5a385206570883199f6efcf.mp4

2026-05-07 21:20:57 UTC

Karaoke 🎤 be jumping
Venue 1. . . https://blossom.primal.net/2df6fff9b4a28dcac9089d52d851b3b6c8bc4c07afe2f4fc18338febaeb0c5c1.mp4

2026-05-07 20:07:27 UTC

first week of the month... the joints are empty as fugg... nyggas got bills to clear... NOT US, everything getting cheaper on the Bitcoin standard... we oussside

2026-05-07 20:06:06 UTC

bros and sistas bring up having a car like tiz an achievement, bro chill das a wheelbarrow with an engine .. hashtag metal works ... tiz a machine, every body doesn't need it.

2026-05-07 19:57:08 UTC

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stats finally LFG 🚀🚀🚀

2026-05-07 19:47:07 UTC

told you nyggas nobody cares about the farmers league... nobody cares about Thursday 😭 😂😂😂 games

2026-05-07 19:46:20 UTC

at Karaoke 🎤 yup .. same shit just a different day .. . .
down a couple beers and shots of jagermeister

2026-05-07 19:42:47 UTC

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do not crack me up 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

2026-05-07 18:45:06 UTC

zappity zap ⚡
jabbity jab 💉
whore coiner 🪙
I don't make the rules, where would Nostr be without all this lingo beloved?

2026-05-07 18:33:18 UTC

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hahaha 😂 I hope otherwise he a beta male 😂 good question

2026-05-07 18:30:59 UTC

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shidd crazy 🤣 no lie

2026-05-07 18:27:57 UTC

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guess i'm dzaddy 😂 😂

2026-05-07 18:27:17 UTC

the best thing about Africa 🌍 is we get vaccines for diseases too late we already saw they didn't work so we don't take them.. but the NPCs shall queue for anything.. 😂 give them a jabbity jab.

2026-05-07 18:24:18 UTC

one of my exes was trying to cheat on her mans with me, mind you they live together 😂 she told him she needs to go home to her parents house for two days 😂 plot thickened mans went through her telephone and read our texts 😡 🤣😂🤣

2026-05-07 18:22:40 UTC

they're dropping pandemics faster than sequels. meanwhile GTA 6 still in development beloved 😂😂

2026-05-07 18:19:26 UTC

i'm always fuckin somebody bitch bro . no nonsense. not sorry. treat your woman better 🤙🏾

2026-05-07 18:18:36 UTC

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Bitcoin Rocks. 🤘🏾

2026-05-07 18:15:59 UTC

Paid and got her hair done... now buddy wanna get one Uno knee and propose .... BIG PIMPIN...

2026-05-07 18:01:35 UTC

2101hrs in my Townsville 💨✌🏾🌍🫂💜🕊️
do we go out for the karaoke 🎤 and watch pipo sing their shower 🚿 songs ?

2026-05-07 17:58:36 UTC

two people have asked me where I took my iPhone 📱 I told them I pawned it , mans adulting I have bills now 😂 told them to buy assets . resellable items 😂

2026-05-07 16:30:12 UTC

You are only as low as you think . you Neva as low as you think ....
shalom 🙏🏾

2026-05-07 16:13:05 UTC

Gang tats is how we got closer . . .
2 BTC to tattoo your name on my skin 4 BTC after the halving

2026-05-07 16:12:21 UTC

Small circle I prefer quality over quantity . . .

2026-05-06 06:34:50 UTC

God gave me battles, i don't know if i can fight them, but i am jumping off the deep end....

2026-05-06 06:03:59 UTC

praise be to god no matter your condition... something must go before something can come 🫴
alhamdulillah..

2026-05-06 05:40:12 UTC

when you know better you smoke better ....

2026-05-06 05:36:51 UTC

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lmao that's mean muggin . good one

2026-05-06 05:35:58 UTC

but we are sitting this through and wait for lands to be surveyed and subdivided then we can go live in the forest like Stella.

2026-05-06 05:35:00 UTC

my rent is due and I don't give a rats azz . . I can move back to my parents crib 🏡 any time. . . 😂 ..
don't give me jobs. nobody going to lose anything 😂😂

2026-05-06 05:29:56 UTC

The Bitch said, Don't You Waste my Time...
https://open.spotify.com/track/45BRtTfo5SaAENwSD2teoJ. #music #tunestr

2026-05-06 05:23:18 UTC

okay ... two for the road cus my nyggas cheered me up . 😁
#note17zk…qw54

2026-05-06 05:19:27 UTC

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🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂 faxx 📠 na foreigners wame kuja Kenya 🇰🇪 for greener pastures 😂

2026-05-06 05:18:57 UTC

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vile inafaa. zero over working

2026-05-06 05:17:58 UTC

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you get it.

2026-05-06 05:16:34 UTC

I LOVE THE FACT THAT GOD TOOK HIS TIME WHEN HE MADE MOI.... https://image.nostr.build/f41bf8a53b005137f1231f420d3b7eaa26c3ab2f31138f747ed83d4cfbe96bd2.jpg

2026-05-06 05:14:32 UTC

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mennnn... we can't save everyone