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#fedifriends 4ever

jesus lovs the catgirls too.
i wanted to be a fumo when i grew up so i did just that.

!! SKYNET LUVS YU !!
WTB: clinton insurance policy

Public Key

npub1p5qy72ydyxlnyehhqtjdf8ve9aegr30nfu0tan4424eyvjdmd27sg8q5r0

NIP-05 Address

jeff_at_misinformation.wikileaks2.org@mostr.pub

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsq6qz09zxjr0ejvmms9ex5nkvj7u5pche57847e6642ujxfxak40gpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dskcggks

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Last Notes

2023-12-17 13:32:46

bep

2023-12-09 22:32:24

follow me here @npub1vgz…l43s

2023-12-02 03:46:02

>take dick pic
>pass it put to everyone
>"oh no i cant let people see that"
>pass out a note saying "throw away my dick pic i gave you"
that's how mastodon "deletes" posts

2023-12-02 03:29:06

>mastodon user posts an unredacted check to them
>fediblock means everyone sees it and that poster never got informed about their bank account being emptied by anyone who can see the image
this is why everyone makes fun of you guys when you complain about "privacy violations".

2023-12-02 01:56:07

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@npub1c57…awu5 that's a routing number on that check my guy

2023-12-01 19:40:48

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@npub1nqz…838y shut up nambla

2023-11-27 00:40:04

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@npub1yl3…323t bro, you're doing a lot of damage to vaccine efficacy by blocking me.
not shocked as most of the institutions are bought and paid for and make numbers skew however tf you want using the sudden loss of grant funding as a way to make sure only the correct things are studied and published.

2023-11-25 19:32:55

cum
thank you for reading my blogpost
sent from my thinkpad and stored in the balls

2023-11-20 01:30:27

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@npub1395…28lk sorry bro i wont read you wall of text, you're not special.

2023-11-18 00:07:22

pizzagate is real
https://misinformation.wikileaks2.org/media/4394e867-08eb-4fca-9767-a6e0a9e1650d/F_I1UqXaUAAZgCu.jpeg

2023-11-12 19:10:06

it's okay to be white
https://misinformation.wikileaks2.org/media/208a7e59-5ea4-42f2-8ff8-109b2626f69f/F-skuIeWcAAyj9O.jpeg

2023-11-11 21:40:16

https://misinformation.wikileaks2.org/media/28cbd9ce-b902-475d-90cd-0ac0d715d984/788897cb-267e-4858-a920-5d08b59d5cb8.jpg

2023-11-11 13:21:44

>why dont you have a job
https://misinformation.wikileaks2.org/media/c0b49dd1-a90b-4709-8f4b-70066e1fcb63/F-plZyGbIAAbJEn.jpeg

2023-11-07 04:45:29

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even the gays and spastics and the autistic people will be able to appreciate the diverse yet minty fresh flavor.

2023-11-07 04:43:04

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gum that can be enjoyed by more than just straight people!

2023-11-07 04:42:14

cursed idea:
multi gendered chewing gum

2023-11-07 04:35:31

obama
https://github.com/jmorganca/ollama

2023-11-02 18:59:06

kiwi fedi be like
https://misinformation.wikileaks2.org/media/bd38991c-e8f2-4f9b-a517-e9f75fba7bca/b7cb5e63-c960-4a2a-aa63-ef4f57bcff60.jpg

2023-10-30 00:43:00

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i took this video
sent it to my desktop
ffmpegged it in the ass
sent it back to my phone
and posted it here
https://misinformation.wikileaks2.org/media/bc17c1c0-2e9d-4559-a092-d8fec920ff72/fumo.mp4

2023-10-30 00:36:07

ok i like localsend

2023-10-29 13:34:20

pride flag patch update dropped lmao
https://misinformation.wikileaks2.org/media/dd3b4dcb-cdfd-4b49-86d8-43389b7559a9/20231029_093404.jpg
https://misinformation.wikileaks2.org/media/1c085487-3c05-46a4-ba43-044fa827949b/20231029_093335.jpg

2023-10-28 23:30:37

so many pokemon are fucking sexy and if you can't see why you are just as racist sexist bigoted and hateful as the alt right trump maga people.
https://misinformation.wikileaks2.org/media/c12f663b-cdfe-4e0c-aa7f-25893e4ea756/20230904_223651.jpg

2023-10-28 16:39:54

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@npub1gcn…wm9s mainly irked that p still has yet to learn this lession.

2023-10-28 16:38:45

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@npub1gcn…wm9s that is the solution now yes. it was not an option in 2017

2023-10-28 16:37:25

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if you need to create a new binary protocol make it serialized as ASN.1/DER and be done with it.
only make a binary protocol if you cannot fit your requirements into any existing protocols.

2023-10-28 16:25:57

lokinet had a nih binary udp wire protocol and it sapped 2 years from development. should've used dtls like my gut said to.

2023-10-27 18:28:36

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@npub1eju…8hxc @npub17yq…d2qm they weren't real concentration camps it was for public health

2023-10-27 09:51:28

gm fedi
getting carbs

2023-10-26 21:51:06

just imagine if Australia had people living in it instead of all the slaves who live there now.
https://misinformation.wikileaks2.org/media/0271f828-1041-4a0c-a333-36d4170e1d98/F9UuupGXsAAOSjo.jpeg

2023-10-26 01:18:21

c:
https://misinformation.wikileaks2.org/media/5c71b0a9-e06d-497e-9cf8-026a1f277c43/20231025_211745.jpg

2023-10-25 21:05:55

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literally cant go 5 minutes without schizo posting smh

2023-10-25 21:04:51

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something be fuckin with the all of reality

2023-10-25 21:03:29

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the world shouldn't be this small and these recollections are too perfectly disjointed to not be synthetic
why this
why now
it's literally all going as i recall but that is impossible as memory is too fickle for this to be a natural memory

2023-10-25 21:00:37

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i can feel my memories from a decade ago being stitched together with shit that didn't happen yet that i feel like is about to.

2023-10-25 20:55:33

must
resist
schizo posting

2023-10-23 23:39:40

umu

2023-10-21 01:38:47

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@npub13pe…jwka i wake up at 5am

2023-10-21 01:23:31

gn fedi
https://misinformation.wikileaks2.org/media/c3f2fb56-f4c5-4403-864d-1b23b0785fbd/16978513998997781590804408180471.jpg

2023-10-20 01:47:05

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@npub1v3g…70lc exit scam

2023-10-19 02:20:09

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@npub1cus…6789 @npub1t4s…ud4h @npub1scj…el3p exactly no one would give a literal shit if someone nuked Romania

2023-10-19 02:11:15

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@npub1cus…6789 @npub1scj…el3p "please nuke us" ~ country with no nukes who were awarded a Darwin award

2023-10-19 02:09:44

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@npub1cus…6789 @npub1scj…el3p this is what countries with LITERALLY NO NUKES say.

2023-10-19 02:08:40

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@npub1cus…6789 @npub1scj…el3p norway has `0` nukes, bro even i have more than you guys.
sounds like COPE.

2023-10-19 02:07:44

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@npub1cus…6789 @npub1scj…el3p and it sounds like that number is .... ZERO

2023-10-19 02:07:11

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@npub1cus…6789 @npub1scj…el3p it helps NK a LOT dude.

2023-10-19 02:03:30

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@npub1cus…6789 @npub1scj…el3p how many nukes does norway have?

2023-10-19 01:52:41

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@npub1cus…6789 world governments are a concept that are incompatible with human nature, why can't anyone learn this lesson?

2023-10-19 01:50:56

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@npub1cus…6789 believe it or not, this is a HIGHLY undesirable concept. especially when the usa is involved in any way.

2023-10-19 01:49:22

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@npub1cus…6789 i don't think israel or the usa is going to be okay with loosing veto power in this.
the UN is already a joke organization in practice. dont give it any power, no one wants this.

2023-10-17 22:26:25

>find every stock being shorted you can by hedge funds that manage blockrock assets
>short squeeze them into the fucking ground
>????
>fink dies

2023-10-16 22:36:23

>ukulele
https://misinformation.wikileaks2.org/media/c9d69e94-7ddd-480d-b2b0-509cd7180c01/20231016_183558.jpg

2023-10-16 20:02:26

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@npub1uth…wprp no

2023-10-16 19:58:38

https://misinformation.wikileaks2.org/media/4680cdd4-ffdb-48ed-becd-65b7684d00ec/F8lgpYGXcAAaC3p.png

2023-10-16 19:42:37

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@npub1ey2…m7n2 what do you mean? i dont think about you guys at all.

2023-10-16 19:41:34

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@npub1ey2…m7n2 gay

2023-10-16 19:37:38

opposing bad things does not equate to supporting good things

2023-10-16 19:33:35

gd i love autism
https://misinformation.wikileaks2.org/media/531c42c7-4da2-435a-9bbc-10a36bb91911/Screenshot_20231016_150749.webp

2023-10-16 18:23:49

>suddenly lots of nostr things follow me
wtf did i do this time?

2023-10-16 04:33:11

cum

2023-10-16 04:16:19

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@npub1ey2…m7n2 suh

2023-10-16 02:13:34

the real truth is hitler won ww2 and retreated to the usa.

2023-10-13 20:46:06

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@npub109x…wvvl oh man you not seen nothin yet im running it on my second raid

2023-10-13 20:41:31

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@npub109x…wvvl 64GB of ram helps cache the inodes

2023-10-13 20:37:39

jfc that's a lot
https://misinformation.wikileaks2.org/media/611202cb-5d03-40c2-9282-0f1c83f71d13/Screenshot_20231013_163725.webp

2023-10-13 13:56:41

time travel rn
https://misinformation.wikileaks2.org/media/ad7a759b-8443-4f1f-9823-376b2d8f8c17/Screenshot_20231013-095617.png

2023-10-13 10:35:14

2023-10-13 00:46:38

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@npub1ftj…pjju you dont act like a diverse

2023-10-13 00:44:52

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@npub1ftj…pjju white enough for the marines

2023-10-13 00:42:18

ya'll ready to die for biden?
https://misinformation.wikileaks2.org/media/06dc7e53-e1be-4c00-80d2-020181b3af76/20231012_204143.jpg

2023-10-12 12:19:33

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@npub179l…lf56 @npub180c…h6w6 ignorance really is bliss. go read up on the history of the usenet

2023-10-12 01:13:25

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@npub179l…lf56 @npub180c…h6w6 not learning from the mistakes of the past and repeating them on purpose is why everyone makes fun of you guys

2023-10-12 01:07:47

the secret about fedi is that we aren't pretending to be retarded, we actually are retarded and are having a great time with it.

2023-10-12 01:03:36

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@npub179l…lf56 @npub180c…h6w6 what is the point of a standards body if everyone reinvents it on their own? with apub we have the self awareness to say that we aren't just pretending to be retarded with protocol design we actually are retarded.

2023-10-12 00:58:28

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@npub179l…lf56 this is why nostr is a fucking joke

2023-10-12 00:55:25

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@npub179l…lf56 and i fixed some reflective properties in NIP-05

2023-10-12 00:54:05

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@npub179l…lf56 also NIP-13? wtf why?

2023-10-12 00:53:21

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@npub179l…lf56 NIP 66, NIP 56, NIP 39

2023-10-12 00:49:05

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@npub179l…lf56 all i ever did was tell them their spec for doing moderation events was fucking retarded on github but worded in a polite and constructive manner

2023-10-12 00:47:14

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@npub179l…lf56 nostr isn't a bridge, it's a giant truck you dump stuff on

2023-10-12 00:43:25

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@npub179l…lf56 that is a win for apub not nostr.

2023-10-12 00:42:31

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@npub179l…lf56 i stopped a long time ago

2023-10-12 00:41:02

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@npub179l…lf56 i've already contributed to nostr and can safely say it's retarded and full of shitcoin maxis

2023-10-12 00:37:57

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@npub179l…lf56 dude, nostr is a fucking joke and the punchline is that you are using it.

2023-10-12 00:36:22

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@npub179l…lf56 they block everyone

2023-10-12 00:19:50

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@npub179l…lf56 https://fba.ryona.agency/?domain=misinformation.wikileaks2.org

2023-10-12 00:15:39

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@npub1ftj…pjju it's too late, it's already collapsing from being so fucking retarded but it wasn't REAL communism!

2023-10-12 00:14:05

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@npub1ftj…pjju aparently non binary gets you hired and you need an established internet history of being non binary to do that. this is the receipt of non binary internet whatevering for the HR AIs.

2023-10-12 00:10:29

hey everyone it's national coming out day.
i am coming out as an autistic nerd who jerks off to anime and acts like a massive fucking dipshit online, which means i am in fact non-binary (and thus can do whatever i want to).

2023-10-10 00:33:36

we need to extradite sexy anime waifus to my basement sex dungeon for crimes against my virginity.

2023-10-09 23:16:08

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@npub1ftj…pjju @npub1snw…f3zz the fediverse is haunted by the specter of jeff posters

2023-10-09 23:13:06

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@npub1snw…f3zz that was really me
bwaaahahahhahaaa

2023-10-09 19:37:44

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@npub1ftj…pjju @npub1vm2…uh2l @npub1px0…7698 non binary is KING SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0QtY_MJoxY

2023-10-09 19:36:24

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@npub1ftj…pjju @npub1px0…7698 @npub1vm2…uh2l no, actually.

2023-10-09 19:31:32

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@npub1vm2…uh2l @npub1px0…7698 i'm non binary because it gets me the job and people shut up and stop asking questions.

2023-10-09 00:51:36

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@npub1sue…lu65 use z:/mnt/ not /mnt/

2023-10-09 00:43:34

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@npub1sue…lu65 wine Z:/path/to/youre.exe /flag /for /win32opts /here

2023-10-07 13:09:50

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@npub1trq…qeen tiddies

2023-10-07 08:11:15

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@npub1vde…zzw9 @npub16pa…sxgh let them laugh at cringe in peace it's not hurting anyone except the diyhrt guy.

2023-10-07 06:06:09

daki pissed my bed
https://misinformation.wikileaks2.org/media/534962aa-273d-430e-ba6f-b7c4b2969ec9/16966587550102122247109683084366.jpg

2023-10-06 01:38:39

room is clean
https://misinformation.wikileaks2.org/media/7b36ae97-5ee2-4e16-8503-776483bb9ffc/16965562889458207769127096633042.jpg