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Aryan soulness quantitative measurement through calorimetric and thermogravimetric analysis of coprological samples (mist et al., 2026)

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2026-01-10 06:46:52 UTC

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@nprofile…u9em @nprofile…r2m8 Hello from the other side :D (I miss you!)
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2025-09-12 04:47:15 UTC

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@nprofile…5f97 @nprofile…q0de Holy shit, I was reading about this the other day, it must be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaeo-Spanish right? The southwest sounds really beautiful, I hope I can see it sometime

2025-07-31 07:37:37 UTC

cucked again
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2025-07-14 06:02:43 UTC

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@nprofile…k0gl yes, I'll be back more, maybe!

2025-05-17 16:56:32 UTC

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@nprofile…lq09 @nprofile…gdjx @nprofile…nvau My name is Diceynes Lunatic. I'm 43 years old. My apartment is on the southern coast of Spain, where all the villas are, and I am not married. My mother takes care of all my needs, cooks for me, and then leaves. Today I am eating Iberian pig's face cheeks in a delicious sauce. I have gourmet food every day. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. If you are thinking of maybe marrying me for my assets, I have to inform you that I am not interested in anything other than my daily swim, coffee in the morning, and a beer midday at the bar. I am not prepared for entering a relationship with you or anyone but, if I did, I would surely win.

2024-09-16 04:14:30 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFHslmhvb9o

2024-08-31 13:34:19 UTC

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 “It makes my children excited for no reason and they rush to go outside.” Imagine having this man as a father

2024-08-19 14:49:54 UTC

Everything is the same everywhere
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2024-08-18 04:19:03 UTC

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@npub1nts…y4mr You always were.

2024-08-07 03:11:17 UTC

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@npub1nts…y4mr Damn, someone sounds salty

2024-07-27 23:14:47 UTC

Surprisingly poetic definition. Descartes was wrong: it is where we break our symmetry that we are most human
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2024-07-25 06:12:05 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw Amazing articulation of why writing is about telling not showing!

2024-07-21 21:33:23 UTC

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@npub1xcq…h0nf This is Donald Trump’s emotional hedging portfolio

2024-07-20 00:37:38 UTC

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@npub159f…vg75 @npub1wj8…n95j Wait a minute. Are dating apps not being counted as “approaching a girl in person”?

2024-07-19 18:22:13 UTC

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@npub1qfr…h2zd @npub1g0u…3vfw Albert Einstein
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2024-07-16 02:51:28 UTC

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@npub1ecj…fchy @npub1yl3…kt2p I apologies, I wasn't able to read this post because I stabbed my eyes out at the previous one. Fav'd it anyways though

2024-07-13 18:44:17 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw This post made me realize that, in a country where pepper spray is illegal, women MUST choose the bear over the man because, if the bear attacks her, she at least won't go to jail for defending herself

2024-07-13 18:40:46 UTC

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2024-07-12 23:12:30 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw I've suspected that earbuds are better for hearing detail / treble range, and that's the most important thing for the 'crispness' that the FL farters care so much about, but I've never actually checked if this is true. I've also never tried really good headphones!

2024-07-12 22:37:31 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw I am the exact opposite: I only enjoy my favorite FL Studio farting noises when I listen on earbuds

2024-07-11 02:55:22 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw Looks like your prayer was answered
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2024-07-10 17:25:41 UTC

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@npub1nts…y4mr I wish you luck in your exploration of carnot pleasures!

2024-07-09 02:05:48 UTC

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@npub1nts…y4mr Beautiful translucent ears!

2024-07-04 04:44:38 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw good night berawif!!

2024-06-20 16:42:37 UTC

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@npub1ljj…a2w6 The message I’m getting from this is that literally everyone hates journalists

2024-06-17 19:42:23 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw arabs are disappointed in you
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2024-06-16 22:12:44 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw -> daoist monk
@npub1ell…9cmd -> buddhist monk

2024-06-13 21:52:10 UTC

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@npub175d…wrtj @npub1g0u…3vfw Come to think of it, game AIs / algorithms are the only setting in which english uses “path” as a verb and a noun like dao

2024-06-11 06:17:11 UTC

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@npub1nts…y4mr What’s the story? :o

2024-06-05 18:17:45 UTC

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@npub1ell…9cmd "HELLO" = "HOLE" + "L" = "HOE" + "L" + "L"

2024-06-04 22:44:16 UTC

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@npub1d58…jv5f You had a hammer but didn't look and see the nail :(

2024-06-04 05:34:37 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw The other romantic scene stands out for how it effortlessly shifts into the sinking-gut dread of a kid being chewed out by the school principal
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2024-06-04 04:48:20 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw I will never forget the thirsty animal lapping tongue makeout scene in The Trial
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2024-06-04 04:43:23 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw Also informative. I had no idea he had girlfriends, long distance or otherwise. I always assumed he was a creepy incel type because of how the awkward unreal way that women are depicted in his writing

2024-06-04 04:38:28 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw > herpa derp derp great
is this the sound that a fleshlight makes when it is pretending to be David Foster Wallace? :thinkhappy:

2024-06-04 01:55:25 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw beautiful and has the tired cathartic rising sighing sun-after-heavy-rain quality of alcest songs and right when I thought I had this guy figured out, the throat singing came in

2024-06-01 17:54:07 UTC

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@npub15qq…v5m9 relevant story https://mathoverflow.net/a/53657

2024-05-29 16:22:50 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw I’m curious, are people primarily buying these books for others? Don’t bookstores feel like gift shops now? Did publishers figure out how to make it socially acceptable to gift softcore porn to middle aged wgite women?

2024-05-29 15:55:01 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw
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2024-05-29 14:55:30 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw magical insights chart?

2024-05-29 14:40:31 UTC

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2024-05-20 01:01:02 UTC

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@npub1nts…y4mr @npub1g0u…3vfw ...delicious mold delicacies? 🥺

2024-05-20 00:59:35 UTC

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@npub1nts…y4mr @npub1g0u…3vfw HELLO. Welcome to the Week one picture sharing thread of the FEDIVERSE INFINITO JESTO ARTS AND CRAFTS CLUB.

2024-05-20 00:54:30 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw To be reduced to a fleshlight icon like a superhero being reduced to a funkopop is somehow both the greatest compliment and the greatest insult you could give to an author who seeks recognition for their works. Also, that pube beard which is somehow glued (?) on to the fleshlight's chin... ew......

2024-05-20 00:52:39 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw HOLY FUCK

2024-05-20 00:48:52 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw POST ITTTTTT

2024-05-18 01:44:11 UTC

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@npub1ell…9cmd @npub1nts…y4mr
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2024-05-18 01:15:15 UTC

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@npub1nts…y4mr yes, provided that
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2024-05-15 00:59:57 UTC

Censorship on Wikipedia
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2024-05-12 02:33:15 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw It’s true, I do like muh Buddhism (psychedelics)

2024-05-12 02:31:41 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw Appropriating local deities and providing rudimentary mental health treatment (Gautama was clearly depressed). Both traits are still true of western neo-Buddhism, which has integrated into atheistic spirituality (psychedelics)

2024-05-09 19:07:44 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1mew…gjf7 "Dear Taoist healing guru, how can I take my relationship to the next level?" "Eat more cucumber and eggplant." 🧐

2024-05-05 23:13:21 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw When starting a fire, it’s important to provide enough fuel for it to really get going but not so much that it’s smothered. Using a consistent amount is important. Based on this I’d say that 100 pages is perfect 👌

2024-05-05 22:21:27 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw Oddly I can’t find a list of chapters anywhere. How about this: there’s 981 non-endnote pages, and I could probably read 100 pages / week, finishing in 10 weeks or so?

2024-03-19 09:52:50 UTC

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@npub1mh5…233h What even is the “rate of air” in a tire??? Maybe they heard someone talk about a tire’s pressure rating. Maybe their tire leaks air at a constant rate

2024-01-19 18:19:25 UTC

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@npub10zr…yg26 I'd go further and say that math is a unique domain because "abstraction" and "planning" often go together - new definitions are introduced for the purpose of solving old problems. Afaik the topic of "planning" is a current frontier of ML research, while certain "abstractions" like hierarchical encodings are known to emerge from basic neural nets

2024-01-19 18:16:36 UTC

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@npub10zr…yg26 The question on my mind is how do we know that "all of math" won't turn out to be a narrow problem in the same sense? Naively, it seems like the main question is whether the higher-level abstractions which guide mathematical thought can be implicitly encoded in some general-purpose neural architecture or whether the ML system needs to be able to encode them explicitly. Maybe every neural architecture has a finite capacity to store higher-level abstractions.
(To be explicit, the higher-level abstractions in geometry would be concepts like orthocenter or nine-point circle, etc. which allow you to reason about the problem in a compressed state. From their paper, it sounds like some of these abstractions were hard-coded (like "construct an excircle"), but I can believe that the LLM was also learning its own abstractions in some unintelligible form.)

2024-01-19 17:52:23 UTC

Wow, so Euclidean geometry is solved just like that? DeepMind's AlphaGeometry system shows the importance of creating a good dataset and highlights the flexibility of LLM's in adapting to any data that can be sequentially encoded (not just natural English but also formal proofs or even chemical formulae).
Euclidean Geometry is not a topic of interest in modern math research, and for good reason, as this work shows. However, it plays a significant role in education, since it's where math students see proofs for the first time. The simplicity which makes geometry amenable to computerization also makes it good for teaching. In an ideal world, this work would help people see that logic is a kind of game, and moreover it is a game where pattern-matching can substitute for planning, just like ML has demonstrated for chess and go. I think that's the last lesson that math will offer humanity - it will offer the lesson through its own trivialization.

2023-12-27 06:07:32 UTC

COHL - a boundary-pushing game that has taken the internet by storm. In the Coffin of Hidden and Leaflord, you unravel the mystery of a cult led by a cute bratty goth girl (Leaflord) who believes billions must die and the kind but overly trusting seer (Hidden) who gets roped into the dirty work - and into love

2023-12-04 19:06:30 UTC

tag yourself
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2023-10-19 03:17:48 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw I often watch videos on 2x speed, and I did that here and got a seizure, thanks 😩 This guy feels like if an AI was instructed to turn an Onision video into the style of Boxxy...

2023-10-19 03:13:24 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw who tf is Jewish Fr3d??
(I saw the pic in a news article about this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Harbisson )

2023-10-19 03:06:28 UTC

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2023-10-12 00:08:57 UTC

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@npub1jac…zppv @npub1g0u…3vfw The exact moment I became genocidal is the moment I learned that, in some other countries, the govt just sends you a message online saying "here's what we think you owe and how we got that number. Click here to pay. Click here to correct us if you think we're wrong."

2023-09-24 01:19:36 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw I will share something after I finish tutoring!

2023-09-15 02:10:09 UTC

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@npub1e8v…s7yy @npub1scj…el3p and part 2 of 2:
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Roman ruins reveal how emperors used winemaking in a lavish power play
Historians insist that Rome itself isn’t just “guy stuff,” as some men in videos called it.
“Ancient Rome was of course patriarchal and violent,” Lewis Webb, a historian of ancient Rome at Oxford University, wrote in an email. “But it was also a diverse place: there were numerous forms of masculinity, women could have agency and power, and there were multiple gender expressions and identities, as well as various sexualities.”
Historian Cornwell also points out that Sextus Varius Avitus Bassianus, or Elagabalus, the Roman emperor from A.D. 218 to 222, is frequently presented in ancient sources as experimenting with cross-dressing.
“Even when you get to some of the emperors, they’re doing weird and wacky things by modern conceptions of what a man is,” Cornwell points out. There were also female gladiators. “The Romans do have a clear sense of what is masculine and feminine, but within that there is an awful lot of flexibility. Which sometimes we often forget about,” she said.
And she herself, of course, thinks about the Roman Empire quite a lot — on a daily basis, as it is her chosen field. Her partner recently told her he thinks about it “1.6 times a month.”
So what is a healthy amount?
“Goodness,” she said, laughing. “I’d say it really depends on what you’re thinking about.”
CORRECTION
A previous version of this article incorrectly stated the time period during which Roman emperor Elagabalus reigned. He was emperor from A.D. 218 to 222, not 218 to 222 B.C. This article has been corrected.

2023-09-15 02:10:00 UTC

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@npub1e8v…s7yy @npub1scj…el3p I just ctrl-A ctrl-C the article text before the paywall loads. Here you go:
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INTERNET CULTURE
How often do men think about ancient Rome? Quite frequently, it seems.
By Leo Sands
Updated September 14, 2023 at 11:47 a.m. EDT|Published September 14, 2023 at 10:26 a.m. EDT
Men dressed as centurions parade by the Colosseum in April 2012 during celebrations of the founding of the city of Rome. (Alessandra Tarantino/AP)
It’s been almost 2,000 years since the Roman Empire reached the historic peak of its power. But many men still contemplate it — quite a lot.
A new social media trend prompting women to ask the men in their lives how often they think about ancient Rome reveals that it crosses the minds of many men on a weekly basis. Even daily. Or more — to the surprise and confusion of their loved ones.
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“Three times a day,” answered one woman’s fiancé in a TikTok video. “There’s so much to think about,” he explained, eliciting a stunned look into the camera from his soon-to-be wife.
“They built an entire world-dominating society,” another man exclaimed when asked by a bewildered-looking woman to justify why he contemplates ancient Rome.
“Actually I was just having a conversation about their aqueducts and the fact that they had concrete that could harden. … How the hell did you know that?” answered another person who said they think about ancient Rome “at least once a day” in response to the question, in a screenshot shared on TikTok.
@kirakosarin
“theres so much to think about!” 🫠 #romanempire
But why? Sure, the Roman Empire boasted a dominion that stretched across the entire Mediterranean basin and far beyond. It was a flourishing laboratory of works of art and engineering that continue to astound. And it operated under a political system that still forms the basis of many modern counterparts. (At least, that’s what this reporter contemplates, maybe once a fortnight.)
But why does there seem to be a gender divide in who is daydreaming about ancient Rome today?
According to historians, one explanation could be that Western societies have historically overemphasized the aspects of Roman history that are associated with masculinity in the popular imagination.
The first thing that comes to the mind is “an image of the Roman legion, the imperial eagle and that sort of military aspect — along with gladiators, which has a long association with masculinity and power,” Hannah Cornwell, a historian of the ancient world at Britain’s Birmingham University, said in a telephone interview Thursday.
Since at least the 19th century, she said, historians have tended to view ancient Rome through the prism of politics and warfare, in part as a result of their reliance on “elite, masculine” sources.
“That has informed popular culture,” she said. “And yet — it’s then missing out on so much.”
The slew of videos on TikTok appear to have been prompted by Artur Hulu, a 32-year-old Roman reenactor and history influencer from Sweden who has earned a large following.
Known as “Gaius Flavius” online, where he posts videos of himself as a Roman legionnaire and performs comedy sketches as a gladiator, Hulu wrote on Instagram: “Ladies, many of you do not realize how often men think about the Roman Empire. … You will be surprised by their answers!”
In an interview, Hulu said he posed the question after noticing a disparity between men and women in their interest in Roman history and seeing other creators discuss similar trends. Hulu’s Roman reenactment society, for example, involves 16 men and two women, he said. “It is heavily male dominated.”
The disparity in interest dates back hundreds of years, Hulu believes. “The men during the Renaissance did it. The Founding Fathers also thought about the Roman Empire. Once you get enough exposure to the Roman Empire, whether it’s the military stuff or the law, you start to see it everywhere,” he said. “I can’t remember a day when I didn’t think about the Roman Empire. … It just fascinates me how different but also how similar the Roman Empire is to our world today.”
A post shared by Gaius Flavius🌿🏛 (@gaiusflavius)
And “Gaius Flavius” is not alone. One Reddit user, when prompted by his wife, said he thinks about the Roman Empire a few times a week.
“So many things in our lives today were influenced by the Roman Empire,” he explained in a post. “Language, food, philosophy, architecture, war, entertainment, sports, mythology, culture. … I don’t actively focus on the Roman Empire but the connection always pops into my head as I go about my daily life.”

2023-09-15 02:02:25 UTC

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@npub1scj…el3p @npub1e8v…s7yy I’m too lazy to jump the paywall to actually read the article, but I just want to show this side-by-side comparison
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2023-09-14 17:04:11 UTC

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@npub1xcq…h0nf @npub15fk…j9gr
cc @npub140g…fkpv

2023-09-12 23:55:18 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw @npub175d…wrtj the japanese branch of the famed Sofa King™ line of stores

2023-09-08 03:41:52 UTC

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@npub1ecj…fchy @npub15qq…v5m9 @npub1lah…jfnx on that note, I wanna share the coolest web app I’ve seen: http://davidbau.com/conformal/#z
you can type in any reasonable function of z and it will plot it as a conformal map in the complex plane

2023-09-06 05:49:47 UTC

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@npub1lah…jfnx @npub15qq…v5m9
Here's a conceptual proof, basically putting the fact in a broader context.
The fact is that the transformation x -> 1 - 1/x has period 3 (if you do it 3 times, you get back to where you started).
The transformations of the form x -> (a x + b) / (c x + d) have two key properties:
1. They are closed under composition (if you chain two of them, then you get another transformation of the same form).
2. They are determined by any 3 values (for example, they are determined by where they send 0, 1, and infinity).
The transformation x -> 1 - 1/x sends
0 -> infinity
1 -> 0
infinity -> 1
So, doing it 3 times will send
0 -> 0
1 -> 1
infinity -> infinity
Doing it 3 times gives a transformation of the indicated form (by Fact 1), and it agrees with the identity x -> x on 3 values, so Fact 2 implies that it agrees with the identity for all values of x, as desired.
These transformations are called Moebius transformations, and my favorite math video is about them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX3VmDgiFnY
The "period 3" property can be understood as saying that x -> 1 - 1/x corresponds to a 120 degree rotation of the sphere shown in the video (the Riemann sphere)

2023-09-05 17:21:47 UTC

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@npub1lka…jeym
there’s @bot with her face pressed against the glass, eyeing the rainbow-colored fish suspiciously, muttering “p sus tho” and loudly tapping on the glass to whip the fish into a frenzy

2023-09-05 16:51:46 UTC

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@npub1lka…jeym sounds like a baitpost :))

2023-09-01 08:50:12 UTC

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@npub1ecj…fchy @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1jkh…m08d negro-MAN

2023-09-01 08:39:21 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1sxu…av96 Just imagine. Every shooting star in the sky, another dead Palestinian child. Every brush of crimson against night's curtain, a small step towards the Holy Land. The Middle East, draped in white and blue and six-pointed stars, a matzo ball in every pot and a temple goy in every home. God. Just imagine.
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2023-09-01 08:35:35 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1sxu…av96 Shalom my comrade in יהוה‎

2023-09-01 08:20:28 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1jkh…m08d I seek to surpass Poe and Lovecraft

2023-09-01 08:19:32 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1jkh…m08d deep within one idol lies another
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2023-09-01 08:17:10 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1jkh…m08d Chairman Mao trolls his comrades by asking a trick question:
CHAIRMAN MAO: Confucius wasn’t really like that. We have cast aside the mainstream of Confucianism. He had only the six subjects: rites, music, archery, chariot-driving, ‘shu’ and mathematics. (Chairman Mao asked XXX whether ‘shu’ meant calligraphy or history.)[29]
XXX: It means calligraphy.
CHAIRMAN MAO: It means history. As in the Shu Ching or the Han Shu.[30]
My respect for this guy is swelling more than I could ever have imagined

2023-09-01 08:15:48 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1jkh…m08d and this was recorded in 1964...
He also praises autodidacticism:
XXX: We can get by with five years of primary school.
CHAIRMAN MAO: Primary-school teaching should not go on too long, either. Gorky had only two years of primary school; his learning was all self-taught. Franklin of America was originally a newspaper seller, yet he discovered electricity. Watt was a worker, yet he invented the steam-engine. Both in ancient and modern times, in China and abroad, many scientists trained themselves in the course of practice.

2023-09-01 08:12:29 UTC

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@npub1jkh…m08d @npub1g0u…3vfw I was curious to finally look up the source and now I'm feeling things:
CHAIRMAN MAO: At present, there is too much studying going on, and this is exceedingly harmful. There are too many subjects at present, and the burden is too heavy, it puts middle school and university students in a constant state of tension. Cases of short sight are constantly multiplying among primacy and middle-school students. This can’t be allowed to go on unchanged.
XXX: The subjects covered by the syllabus are too many and too complicated. Many old teachers have remained at their posts. The students are not able to bear it; they are tense in the extreme, and they have no extra-curricular activities, and no time for extra-curricular reading.
CHAIRMAN MAO: The syllabus should be chopped in half. The students should have time for recreation, swimming, playing ball, and reading freely outside their course work. Confucius only professed the six arts -- rites, music, archery, chariot-driving, poetry and history -- but he produced four sages: Yen Hui, Tseng-tzu, Tzu Lu and Mencius. It won’t do for students just to read books all day, and not to go in for cultural pursuits, physical education, and swimming, not to be able to run around, or to read things outside their courses, etc.
XXX: The students are extremely tense. When I’m at home the children say, what’s the point in getting top marks in everything?
https://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/mao/selected-works/volume-9/mswv9_14.htm

2023-09-01 08:04:46 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw nails can have a little chew as a treat (picture of pan pouring oil down the drain except the pan has an MS paint cropped picture of teeth and the drain has a single finger (I am deliriously sleepy) )

2023-09-01 08:02:49 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw wait you don't just give in and eat them?
https://cawfee.club/media/a06aee18d24beba770377cfdeb46de2b34fa62899d6b08d136c146399894e89c.png

2023-09-01 08:01:07 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw Fingernails are the zest of hands

2023-09-01 07:58:15 UTC

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@npub1wkw…y9sj @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1scj…el3p
When I read about Trump for example, it’s hard not to think “Oh great here’s the part where not_Hitler gets sent to jail in not_1923 in not_Weimar Germany whereupon he will write not_Mein Kampf.”
(I am enjoying this discussion but I never watched much of Naruto so I have nothing to add)
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2023-09-01 07:53:00 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw why is this picture of nicholas cage exactly halfway between my mental image of dicey and sheldon cooper?

2023-09-01 07:52:07 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw you're welcome.
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2023-09-01 07:50:58 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw this is genius. What else could you treat the same way? Aluminum shavings from red bull cans to give the cocktail an extra kick. Hell, maybe that's how your old doctor likes to drink. You shave a little bit of plastic off every time you drink bottled water. Actually that one probably happens naturally.
Eggshells used in omelettes to add crunch and calcium (gotta grow those bones)

2023-09-01 07:44:47 UTC

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@npub1u83…r2s5 @npub1g0u…3vfw Look at this image. Look at it. Tell me he didn't come up with some eldritch way of transmuting red bull + midori + pineapple juice into mountain dew
https://cawfee.club/media/92c75df7d7455e6182fcee9103e7b991dcf851dedf1229dc0c142ee879fc3e21.png

2023-09-01 07:43:48 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw HE HAS TO CUT AROUND THE GARLIC SKINS WHICH CAME ALONG FOR THE RIDE

2023-09-01 07:43:17 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw "Me and my buddies had the idea to marinate a steak in Jack Daniels"
What I'm learning from this video is that it's possible to abuse an animal even after it's slaughtered

2023-09-01 07:41:57 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw "If you wanna boil your steak in butter, uh, margarine, excuse me, this'll probably be the way to do it" :blobwoozy:

2023-09-01 07:40:28 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw okay I JUST realized that this guy is actually making his videos in the Domino's kitchen where he works??
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2023-09-01 07:39:14 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw AHHHHH microwaving something for 44 (not 45) seconds!!!!

2023-09-01 07:38:39 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw look at the color of this drink
then look at the color of the oil from the steak
another duality
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2023-09-01 07:37:35 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw red bull cocktail as an interlude???
I am noticing a strange duality in these recipes. You put garlic powder on top of the garlic. You put monster on the steak and red bull on your cocktail. You put a half-stick of butter on the bottom and a half-stick of margarine on the top. ☯️

2023-09-01 07:35:52 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw fuck this shit the FRYING BEER is being reduced down and it makes this disgusting frothing noise like a zerg cookout. Seriously anti-ASMR

2023-09-01 07:34:20 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw uh, correct that, beer and monster -_-

2023-09-01 07:34:03 UTC

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@npub1g0u…3vfw not melting the butter fully but just kinda covering it with the half-done steak as if it were a gigantic bug being swept under a rug
don't even get me started on the simmering puddle of beer(???)