realjode

#nostr only
#plebchain
#bitcoin & #bitcoinmango maker

COO
Paraguay 🇵🇾
Ethiopia 🇪🇹
Zambia 🇿🇲
#Architecture #History #Trees #Asuncion #AddisAbaba 💜
#fuckthestate

Public Key

npub1z9d8vyln96cyndmkwqmvt26qyjchzy5ttqre7994cf0v5een82vqdtdctk

NIP-05 Address

jode@nostriches.net

Profile Code

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

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Last Notes

2026-03-21 22:53:32 UTC

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I’d love to see things from your point of view but I couldn’t possibly fit my head up your arsehole too

2026-03-21 22:50:29 UTC

Can we start a fire with these ingredients?
https://image.nostr.build/e0fe6b5f8add8a13755387d08aab793a01390696fe88265c010d0fe59a92a75b.jpg

2026-03-21 22:30:23 UTC

Ge from Paraguay. Watching news from around the world , feeling both glee and glum. One is avoiding travel , continuing to mine as had as I can , battling costs , local laws and social norms. In other news , struggling to buy a good coffee machine to replace the mocha and French press , just wasted a fortune on a Phillips auto coffee thing … omg sooo bad

2026-03-19 16:28:03 UTC

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That’s a hilarious headline and makes a bit more sense after reading

2026-03-19 00:15:28 UTC

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🍕 fixes that

2026-03-18 22:29:28 UTC

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Oops , righteous reference?? I think I might have joined the wrong chat

2026-03-18 19:32:30 UTC

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But at least the nuclear threat has been almost eliminated.

2026-03-18 19:28:11 UTC

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Not great right

2026-03-18 18:54:29 UTC

Grumble fucks !! Manufacturing error on a few machines causing little leak in heat sink. Not good
https://image.nostr.build/79eb9aefc63ca991a6bfd2e68fdaacc13e70ba8a701f1cf3ac0d7f50249432ee.jpg

2026-03-18 18:51:19 UTC

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Good lord , the ⚡️~ USDT is interesting

2026-03-16 02:12:04 UTC

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Win wen I say we win 🏆

2026-03-16 02:11:01 UTC

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£5

2026-03-16 01:49:41 UTC

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Same , blessed with land in the uk at the time , epic silence. Left soon after though.

2026-03-16 01:36:32 UTC

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https://song.link/s/40tYY6O9fgxJVp4DFMkJ0Y

2026-03-16 01:31:32 UTC

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The media will tell us it’s so odd we just moved on And we did. I’m having a moment remembering what bought us here

2026-03-16 01:10:16 UTC

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Yeah right 🙌🏻

2026-03-16 01:06:39 UTC

I lost my mind in lockdown. Did you ?

2026-03-16 00:59:19 UTC

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Gn gm

2026-03-16 00:56:30 UTC

Shall I shitpost nostr my life as a small time miner ? 125ph is crazy hard

2026-03-16 00:54:17 UTC

Mining’s back to 99% still tier -0

2026-03-16 00:53:05 UTC

We survived the dip

2026-03-16 00:29:27 UTC

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I have a little speaker but oh am I’m vibing back to 88
https://image.nostr.build/8eb70da5c99f45c0d79bb2334f323b39bb3c9c6c673dd7f90440edfae5db5f46.jpg

2026-03-16 00:26:53 UTC

Carl Cox runs edm https://song.link/s/6zNCNMqkT7pCpmV4q6Z7F3

2026-03-16 00:25:36 UTC

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2026-03-15 23:47:37 UTC

https://song.link/s/5c98cNVQ0ZKClToLuHPTpg

2026-03-15 23:16:02 UTC

Wen beastie boys , run DMC , remix ?

2026-03-15 23:12:12 UTC

👍😁
https://image.nostr.build/c87ea2901944fbd3736f26e8d456a0f5f888fda8eabd275a64494f8c740293ce.jpg

2026-03-15 23:09:06 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/277517cd362df0c55da229fdfe18dd0f189b1505274f520a3f74890c952fc4eb.jpg

2026-03-13 23:48:04 UTC

The story is thick now , how are we okay with this mega rich rape leadership?

2026-03-03 23:25:39 UTC

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We are the scientists

2026-03-03 23:25:06 UTC

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Foot 🦶 love I’m all in

2026-03-03 23:24:03 UTC

We built in 48 hours what most operations dream of paying for , and we haven’t even integrated open claw yet

2026-03-03 23:21:26 UTC

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It is , but, better used if you build your stack locally and then let the bitch wild , we smashed out our system by using PY for all the daily’s

2026-03-03 22:51:25 UTC

Dismantling your belief miners are just forex trading bum fucks , one post at a time

2026-03-03 22:26:54 UTC

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Gn 🫂

2026-03-03 22:25:49 UTC

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Yea fuck off

2026-03-03 22:25:18 UTC

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Poooooof and the profit was gone

2026-03-03 22:23:14 UTC

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Your welcome

2026-03-03 22:21:52 UTC

Mrs realjode went to bed after a party night , I was thinking I should try to utterly fuck up the swing seat and make it it to some random sculpture. Just for giggles , she’ll whack me and never fall for it, but maybe I could make something truly beautiful… idk
https://image.nostr.build/f5de41cd0eb2041baab539e6e4f2a1e10cf62bc386e8a977f4ba9ca3ec0d9541.jpg

2026-03-02 07:42:34 UTC

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Hahaha

2026-03-02 07:41:17 UTC

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Vote sats
https://image.nostr.build/0d9a8fbfb7950b95940ad812289366e57c0e2e0386a8c76c5e7a496567d4d9ca.jpg

2026-03-01 22:53:41 UTC

WTF , is happening with the @npub1fjt…fnas relays page?

2026-03-01 22:50:10 UTC

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Hide under a table , the media will let you know what to do next … ERROR

2026-03-01 22:49:08 UTC

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Oh no , not more of um

2026-03-01 22:48:39 UTC

Buss Up Ai , is my wrestling name

2026-03-01 22:47:33 UTC

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Who isn’t ? We’re breaking it now

2026-03-01 22:46:42 UTC

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Check your network, I think you slowed the internet 😁

2026-03-01 22:38:19 UTC

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I’ll do whatever it takes to help or spread the word that every Iranian I’ve ever met is not like the news tells you. Get rid of those nasty bastards , sorry but people will die , in the long run , we will smash this stupid ideology

2026-03-01 22:07:43 UTC

Node - 5 mins max

2026-03-01 22:02:27 UTC

Pull_info_from_Nostr pals

2026-03-01 22:00:57 UTC

Rn Best - nostr client for windows and Linux ?
Phone is a pain

2026-03-01 21:57:34 UTC

We have to search hard for the news you see in Europe and the US here.
Who’s the 5 eyes again ?

2026-03-01 21:55:00 UTC

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Move away from it if you don’t like it , the world is huge.

2026-03-01 21:52:53 UTC

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You’ve achieved so much in a day ••••

2026-03-01 21:38:26 UTC

My relays suck , my hashrate is rocking.
Dead nodes after a little sleepy while maybe x lets go high signal from the miner designer

2026-03-01 21:33:21 UTC

Breaking LLM’s - this is so much fun
https://image.nostr.build/87aedaedd505e169da027cff979f0842b77b46ee217ef1fe0cd44f43fe5e66ba.jpg

2026-02-28 22:11:09 UTC

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Great read. Powerful tools ⚒️ we had a text this week to a tech team group chat , not only mentioning the drop in hashrate as we moved miners to a new container but also provided bulleted points from a sop archive perfectly aligned with the exact process taking place physically at the mine. Then went back to monitoring, it’s an absolute dream for managing complex mining , cooling environments

2026-02-11 23:53:46 UTC

On the upside , beef is still less here per kilo than a Starbucks fatty lattie

2026-02-11 23:52:08 UTC

Mining sucks rn , not gonner lie

2026-02-11 23:50:25 UTC

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Best thing since bees knees

2026-02-11 23:49:51 UTC

I like being alone
I hate being alone
Is this a thing ?

2026-02-02 16:10:23 UTC

Gm ga #nostlings
https://image.nostr.build/2221cda69ba5831b0daf7633cad2d1a231eb4fcc8332de749fcf0cf1ac451824.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/54dc1c3ba0860ace946d8fd9c882f13b2cd556f727459b484170335ad331c30e.jpg

2026-02-01 18:05:11 UTC

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Love it , on the upside the sat sale isn’t so bad.
I need to do a spring clean of my office. I think someone else moved in but I can’t see behind the pile of paper and miner parts. Maybe Manyana

2026-02-01 18:00:07 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/088f0185433b59199877e05ed2a3339af90bf367b35cc2fe6079cc3626fe01e3.jpg

2026-02-01 17:53:38 UTC

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Helping Ann’s dad with the carne. All good here. Little stressed by the dip really cuts the operating margins. Thankfully I just want to spend. Don’t need to. How’s things panning out for you on this fine Sunday in paradise?
https://image.nostr.build/ef9aa8858892325d21870ff9b7887deb4cccd13f66fb177e27672e8457144f88.jpg

2026-02-01 17:45:31 UTC

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2026-02-01 17:24:26 UTC

https://youtu.be/FEDiAHzS0zw?si=XPbb_-r8z9C6VQ6e
#note1kmk…24g0

2026-02-01 17:23:53 UTC

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https://youtu.be/FEDiAHzS0zw?si=XPbb_-r8z9C6VQ6e

2026-02-01 17:22:57 UTC

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Wot Ben said

2026-02-01 17:20:39 UTC

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Set command line ai access through api.
Create a drive folder with all the context.
Then build agents from your favourite flavours of AI and get shit done super quick - check out network chuck on gluetube

2026-02-01 17:15:41 UTC

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USDP incoming

2026-02-01 11:26:41 UTC

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Gm 🤝

2026-01-31 21:33:04 UTC

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I’ve been doing some heavy lifting over the last few weeks with one particular set up. Something happened his end I guess and the change in personality was huge. For a moment I missed my lost sparring buddy.

2026-01-31 17:30:24 UTC

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Many thanks , I’ll try and share some images , super excited

2026-01-31 16:01:10 UTC

But first a lunch of beef and pork with a little mandioca sopa and salad
https://image.nostr.build/dd2c9409ba8c9ed6ea0edb2a6a2fe741a02ba866fdaa00868af32c1391ae21bf.jpg

2026-01-31 15:53:39 UTC

Gm #nostlings
Today we’re visiting a traditional Paraguayan regional festival to eat, drink , be merry and watch people tame wild horses and avoid getting unzipped by various large animals. A far cry from a nice cup of tea, scones and a best looking lamb 🐑 display

2026-01-29 07:20:07 UTC

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Agreed , used , isolation a few times and scruff of neck once with Lola my Rhodesian RB when she was under 6-8months. She grew up to be one well chilled and lovely big arse dog

2026-01-29 07:16:03 UTC

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This looks very cool.

2026-01-25 12:58:49 UTC

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Yes, around 20% of global hashrate is in Texas

2026-01-25 11:00:18 UTC

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Gm 👋

2026-01-25 10:53:58 UTC

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Coinwarz hashrate chart - difficulty should drop 6-8%
https://image.nostr.build/581fbb42d1ad983d85467e620cc223b47f8bb90fa4bbd8b917396a33cd8b38be.jpg

2026-01-25 10:51:38 UTC

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I’ve heard it’s too cold to mine in huge areas of the USA and there has been a lot of damage to the grid.

2026-01-25 10:22:32 UTC

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It?

2026-01-25 10:18:29 UTC

Gm #nostlings #miners
Am I right in understanding the #snowpocolyose has wiped 34% off global hashrate 👀

2026-01-24 23:42:55 UTC

Pretty sexy stuff

2026-01-23 02:13:23 UTC

2026-01-23 02:12:55 UTC

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Hey Crosie 👋

2026-01-23 01:58:41 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/0c94d3e7187dfbcba15e47215dfb673db1a26ed29c41d097ad0d670d2a52e64c.jpg

2026-01-23 01:56:17 UTC

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Gn 👋

2026-01-23 01:55:45 UTC

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Rainbows r not ded

2026-01-23 01:53:19 UTC

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Read that as touching ass

2026-01-23 01:52:14 UTC

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🙈🫂

2026-01-23 01:45:00 UTC

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For how long ? How massive? , maybe someone who hosts ? You pay energy and a little fee to cover operating costs.

2026-01-23 01:41:27 UTC

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Today after work I shared a story about a cat and posted a picture of a toad 🐸

2026-01-23 01:38:18 UTC

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I moved to the other side of the world to work in bitcoin. Offered the job at #nostriga in 2024. Only Talk to two friends from the fiatsville , head down , do my thing

2026-01-23 01:29:22 UTC

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I love the globe from different angles. What an amazing home we have 👍

2026-01-23 01:24:34 UTC

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#toadstr Cururu , toxic as fuck. Like a bio chemical landline. Thankfully not interested in my business. I’ll leave him alone and he’ll quietly do the same.

2026-01-23 01:06:40 UTC

🐸
https://image.nostr.build/9294ec94dce33fa1dc3a6e07238b8e725e4ef0fef81d2f3f5afc74c665bcb125.jpg

2026-01-23 00:50:45 UTC

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Sí, creo que tienes razón.

2026-01-23 00:48:22 UTC

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I know , right
Spawn fail though