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🐧OpenSUSE/KDE nutter, 🎬Blenderista, 🕶️ Coder, 🤖Roboticist, 🖌️Designer, 🎹Musician, ☦️Orthodox Christian, 🌡Fahrenheit Supremacist, and ⚖Imperial Metrologist

🔮 "Satire is Prophecy" -T. Dalrymple
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Last Notes

2024-01-05 08:29:09

Despite being an EV, this Canoo van looks pretty cool.
#PreviasInSpaaaaace
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/702/396/691/220/549/original/c4d1cac0a4b6a5c4.jpg

2024-01-03 03:24:57

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@npub182f…5z5g @npub1v62…6c55 @npub167h…0399
According to Ambrose Bierce, a bigot is "one who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain."
So, you're a bigot. Congratulations!

2024-01-02 02:18:56

I like this style of art.
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/683/955/924/226/800/original/3c844a352cd6e61e.jpg

2023-12-31 03:01:51

... Correct.
✔️ Approved.
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/672/799/550/783/040/original/c3294ba260fe3ea5.jpg

2023-12-29 17:59:10

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2023-12-18 00:22:54

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@npub1npw…w2rm
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/598/565/632/979/921/original/e43afde6af058955.jpg

2023-12-18 00:21:46

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@npub1npw…w2rm my goal was maximum annoyance and offensiveness with the fewest possible geometric shapes.

2023-12-18 00:14:14

The Flag of Squigglestan
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/598/531/082/634/015/original/ab2e99423ef5ee99.png

2023-12-14 05:46:06

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@npub18q2…gnkg my worthless guess is that this is their attempt to measure and brainsuck fedi, keep an eye on it, and have a foothold.
As a product, Threads may well become the "gateway" for Meta products to touch Fedi.
Whatever it is now or ultimately, it is guaranteed to be gay and retarded.
... I'd love to see "engagement numbers" for tech CEOs on Twitter translated to time per day spent on the platform. I bet it would be pathetic and sad.

2023-12-14 05:42:30

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@npub18q2…gnkg in practice, i would bet he's not there in the first place; I would bet he spends more time on Twitter on than his own platform.
I'm honestly surprised it's still there, it must have become their sandbox project.

2023-12-14 05:28:48

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@npub18q2…gnkg i really hope this is thing that brings us all together in a unified spirit of welcome that all eight threads users deserve.

2023-12-14 05:26:41

⚠️ Watch out everyone, 🧵Threads and all 8 of their users are joining the fediverse.

2023-12-14 05:25:05

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@npub18q2…gnkg yeah, but you can get away with it for being drunk, too, so it's two wins at once.

2023-12-03 15:20:49

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@npub1737…t6ft Indians Jones sounds cools.

2023-11-04 18:07:36

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@npub1kk4…0nnf it's true. I'm anti-anybody that insists I take a side in their retarded bullshit.

2023-11-04 18:04:25

https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/353/596/421/025/907/original/b0601e5eba3eeb51.png

2023-11-04 00:59:52

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@npub1kk4…0nnf so they'll be responsible for a massive advance in public communications, military aesthetics, airpower, and rocketry?

2023-10-27 23:30:28

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@npub1jac…zppv that you should get rich selling based cosmetics.

2023-10-27 22:41:50

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@npub1jac…zppv YOU could be the Canadian Jeremy Boring and introduce Maplescape, complete with moose-scented aftershave.
Do it. DO IT DO IT DO IT.

2023-10-25 01:14:31

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@npub1kt3…pgcv Soviet SUV
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/293/003/616/424/616/original/bd41e2007b8609f9.jpg

2023-10-25 01:04:10

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@npub1kt3…pgcv you understand my taste in vehicles perfectly.

2023-10-21 02:38:22

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@npub1wfv…yfp8 i've been thinking about what it would look like in practice:
1) jump the fence, minimum 5 years bar before legal application
2) any felonies committed in the US are a permanent and immitigable bar. any misdemeanors greater than a parking or speeding ticket are 2 year bars each.
3) end birthright citizenship for parents of illegals, and children of illegal couples.
4) tax remittances.
5) cost of repatriation is a debt that must be repaid before reentry.

2023-10-21 02:25:20

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@npub1drg…7yxw @npub1ch8…sw60 @npub1ks4…x88p @npub19fy…n5nv @npub13d5…jhcn sir, i appreciate your politics sincerely.

2023-10-21 02:19:44

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@npub1drg…7yxw @npub1ch8…sw60 @npub1ks4…x88p @npub19fy…n5nv @npub13d5…jhcn i dunno. the alternative isn't tasty.
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/270/610/613/904/042/original/3845bad93dd33ae6.webp
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/270/611/011/334/465/original/523bfc6fa9739e73.webp

2023-10-21 02:06:05

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@npub19fy…n5nv @npub1drg…7yxw @npub1ch8…sw60 @npub1ks4…x88p @npub13d5…jhcn
that's my kinda elitism. cheers! 🍻

2023-10-21 01:59:23

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@npub1drg…7yxw @npub1ch8…sw60 @npub1ks4…x88p @npub19fy…n5nv @npub13d5…jhcn yeah, that's why he made hell.

2023-10-21 01:54:50

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@npub1drg…7yxw @npub1ch8…sw60 @npub1ks4…x88p @npub19fy…n5nv @npub13d5…jhcn but was he talking about lizard people too or just people?

2023-10-20 23:26:48

No, actually, not only can it be done, it HAS been done.
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/269/930/856/838/942/original/ab7958d9425d169b.jpeg

2023-10-17 20:21:38

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@npub19fy…n5nv @npub1ks4…x88p @npub1ch8…sw60 @npub13d5…jhcn the question is WHO does the censoring. If it's me "decorum" means something different than if it's you.

2023-10-15 18:34:52

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@npub1ks4…x88p @npub1ch8…sw60 @npub13d5…jhcn so this quickly becomes a fundamental philosophical question:
Do we, or do we not want governance?
Fedi has governance is built in at the user and administrative levels. What you pushing at is something beyond this and your justification is, "but if we don't, people will be people."
If pristine threads are important, defederate your server, but it's fairly authoritarian to suggest that the rest of the world needs to toe your line.

2023-10-15 18:17:57

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@npub1ks4…x88p @npub1ch8…sw60 @npub13d5…jhcn the MSC is someone's definition of a middle ground. The middle ground are your block and mute controls.
Arbitrary notions of any given person's "comfort" is not relevant in this context: they have the same two comfort adjustment buttons mentioned above, so that's out of the equation.
If someone can't post nigger, they can't post the lyrics to a non-trivial fraction of pop music lyrics, so this isn't about nigger, it's about censoring perspectives you don't like, simple as.

2023-10-15 17:55:41

@npub1ch8…sw60 @npub13d5…jhcn have you guys considered an alternate Fediverse Server Covenant (vs. MSC) ? Like, same thing, but not retarded, frozen peachy, etc? If nothing else, offering a well-known counterpoint and critical position...

2023-10-08 01:34:19

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@npub1hdj…ck09 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_zTqTW-npg

2023-10-07 00:20:42

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@npub16rk…56gy we do this over and over again because the problems we're trying solve change.
We also do it because it's fun; there's no short of software written without a business model for pure joy/autism.
not free? It has a BSD license.

2023-10-06 18:48:52

So interesting webdev whatnot crossed my path today.
First, a resurrection of hypertalk, browserized:
https://hyperscript.org/
on pointerdown
repeat until event pointerup
set rand to Math.random() * 255
transition
*background-color
to `hsl($rand 100% 90%)`
over 250ms
end
Secondly, HTMX
https://htmx.org/docs/
<button hx-post="/clicked"
hx-trigger="click"
hx-target="#parent-div"
hx-swap="outerHTML"
>
Click Me!
</button>

2023-10-06 18:13:20

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@npub1sls…yr9t @npub1avc…4tmv before or after she backs the car into something?

2023-10-05 20:42:00

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@npub1y2l…rkf6 but but muh evil oil companies!

2023-10-05 16:35:15

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@npub1d4h…2ta7 @npub1myw…gkh4 before 1054, that's how all of Christendom did it, east and west.
"Catholic" means universal, and is one of the claims made about the church in the Nicene creed (Catholic: universal, Apostolic: direct lineage from the apostles, Orthodox: adhering to faith as received)
The Orthodox church is defined by concilliar bishops, which Rome was part until the issues of filioque and papal authority calved them off. Where there are differences today, they are mostly Roman deviations.

2023-10-05 15:50:44

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@npub1d4h…2ta7 @npub1myw…gkh4 saints are pagany? What pagan precedent is therefore a saint? What do you think a saint IS?

2023-10-03 18:17:56

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@npub14w3…9vjx i say they're worth 5 points each.

2023-10-03 16:56:41

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@npub14w3…9vjx
> What's inconsiderate driving?
someone operating a bicycle in traffic.
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/172/137/554/047/068/original/3aabe6e02a9fffcc.jpg

2023-09-27 21:42:18

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@npub1l9q…ez0u that is a perfect description. You can kinda hear the music, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRm1_WK6vfU

2023-09-27 21:38:46

🇵🇱 🇨🇦 Poland seeks extradition of Ukrainian SS veteran who was applauded in Canada 🤣
https://www.politico.eu/article/yaroslav-hunka-poland-extradite-ukrainian-ss-veteran-canada/

2023-09-26 18:49:22

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@npub1ass…uvnd coprophagia is a human right.

2023-09-26 14:49:05

Burger King has pulled ads from Rumble if that helps you not eat shit.

2023-09-24 19:39:25

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@npub1aqs…jwg3 @npub14w3…9vjx 🚨 BZZZT. Wrong answer.
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/121/816/815/643/669/original/3f810694de0764c8.mp4

2023-09-24 02:46:21

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@npub1nl9…axrx Hitchcock? Corman?

2023-09-22 16:26:04

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@npub1de9…y5yd i suddenly wish to play a bit of golf.

2023-09-19 21:16:32

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@npub1hlu…9rq8 I've waited a long time for a movie funnier than UHF. Hot Fuzz comes quite close, but I'm pretty sure Al blew the curve for everyone else forever, blessings and peace be upon him.

2023-09-19 20:24:15

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@npub1hlu…9rq8 @npub1jas…v59k UHF is the Citizen Kane of the weird.

2023-09-17 01:48:43

@npub1mhq…zqc3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zap6AlCQsQk

2023-09-16 05:24:52

Make Your Own Working Paper Clock
http://papercraft.wdfiles.com/local--files/papercraft:working-paper-clock/Working_Paper_Clock.pdf

2023-09-16 05:23:04

Make Your Own Working Paper Clock
https://www.scribd.com/doc/97026813/Working-Paper-Clock

2023-09-16 05:15:33

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@npub1jqu…w6kt bigfoot cleans up better than expected.

2023-09-15 17:08:31

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@npub1atp…37us @npub16rk…56gy so if 55% voted for, and 45% voted against, do the 45% "deserve it"?

2023-09-15 16:27:02

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@npub1atp…37us i think we have to look at it as a matter of community educational development, and this moment as the symbolic first strike -- however, yes, his technique leaves a lot to be desired, and there's no superhero finish. Like, Zorro would carve a "Z" in stuff, probably because he was a secret Russian agent, but still, it was cool.

2023-09-15 16:22:40

The AI Wars have begun.
( https://twitter.com/BrokeAssStuart/status/1701316471627153626 )
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/070/082/066/567/018/original/564b2529e8283bb0.mp4

2023-09-15 13:42:19

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@npub13fd…s553 @npub1w5p…7gzp @npub1vr0…glwg a lot of them do, and a lot of them are leaving for that and related reasons.
I'm the last person to defend a public school teacher, but many of them are not into woke shit, or only at "racism bad."
The younger ones mostly did not make it through indoctrination with their ethics/morals/brains even partially intact, which is now an influential faction, soon to be a majority as it is presently moving into administrative roles (function of age curve.)

2023-09-15 13:35:58

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@npub1hq2…07w7 🚁 🚁 🚁 🚁 🚁 🚁 🚁 🚁 🚁 🚁 🚁 🚁

2023-09-14 15:32:25

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@npub14sm…s40g @npub1v4t…w5q2
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/064/222/154/707/213/original/cf97525f1781e414.jpg
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2023-09-12 00:17:25

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@npub1aem…r94a that's a pretty beetle!

2023-09-08 08:36:06

Everybody Wants To Rule The World (on Gayageum)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBabSeUPle0

2023-09-08 00:04:32

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TIL I learned Funktown is real. 😲
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6dqIYKIBSU
@npub1899…md6m

2023-09-06 21:02:52

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@npub1h6z…mvn7 that it was a military blackmail and control operation, or that Epstein was a pedo pimp?

2023-09-06 21:00:42

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@npub1v4t…w5q2 nice 🐪 toe.

2023-09-06 20:54:03

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@npub1h6z…mvn7 @npub16rk…56gy @npub14w3…9vjx you got receipts or is this speculation?

2023-09-01 03:03:48

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@npub1j5d…smxq do you think the East Palestine volunteer force could muster a similar arrangement?

2023-09-01 03:03:10

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@npub10ta…sw7k @npub1a0q…3tmr The Bell Curve strikes again.

2023-09-01 02:17:02

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@npub1hyw…ke8d the sir has raised a pertinent question, @npub167h…0399 @npub1eyc…3n24

2023-09-01 02:08:45

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@npub1zdk…q99r i'm not telling anyone shit. i'm shitposting glory.

2023-08-30 12:07:00

What is it with these shots? Talking asshole with costume jewelry (here, a hi-vis vest) standing in front of a wall of muppets in more complete costume jewelry.
I keep seeing these images of a bureaucrat in costume jewelry framed by silent working people serving as props in front of larger prop (emergency services vehicle here) to read a banal press release.
Are these stock photos in the making? Future campaign shots? Bureaucrats attempting to pass as useful working people?
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/110/978/461/502/319/843/original/7ffd00bd2b4403be.png

2023-08-28 13:41:31

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 becoming death'll do that to ya.

2023-08-27 16:37:31

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@npub1d4h…2ta7 he means, "open this clickbait and read the schillage."

2023-08-27 16:30:41

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@npub17ck…8txk gimme a 1960 Continental Mark 5.

2023-08-27 16:27:30

Behold, the Cadebbago, sometimes known as the Lincoln Townhouse
1971 Starstreak Motorhome Custom
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/110/962/509/353/346/693/original/0372d9e40e23e822.jpg

2023-08-27 16:14:32

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@npub1yal…puam especially for eskimos.

2023-08-27 16:13:38

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@npub1yal…puam then you'd be robot eskimo brothers with a lot of retards.

2023-08-27 16:10:55

Ancient wisdom isn't gone, it is alive, well, and in practice on the Fediverse.
For example, "If your enemy is quick to anger, seek to irritate him" is a 2,500 year old tradition established by master troll Sun Tzu, and we still practice it to this day.
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/110/962/450/789/053/648/original/8dd7588d8a44f756.png

2023-08-26 20:06:06

McFries McChips
> The initial ingredient is salt or sodium chloride. Followed by dextrose, which is a form of sugar, and finally sodium silicoaluminate, a form of salt which contains aluminum. He reports neurodegenerative diseases like dementia and Alzheimer’s might be caused by aluminum, and that’s what they are sprinkling on these fried potatoes.
#McDonalds #Maccas
https://delishably.com/news/salt-mcdonalds-fries

2023-08-24 16:59:12

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@npub1899…md6m pinephone?

2023-08-24 16:22:04

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@npub1899…md6m you could also not support bad engineering and management choices by not using or purchasing crapple products, then you could complain about an entirely different ecosystem of retarded bullshit.

2023-08-16 11:19:15

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@npub163k…hljx @npub1azk…lv23
What does destroyed mean? Everything in that list is still present and operating.
To pretend the FBI was ever square is delusion, to pretend the CIA is anything but comfortable offices for globalists is willful blindness.
What good does it do to cut a tentacle off of an octopus?
Why spare the Republicans who never fix anything and whose votes were required for the worst acts of government in our lifetimes and beyond?
Sounds like, "I'm mad. I wanna break stuff."