Midsomer Murders Bot

https://mastodon.cloud/@midsomerplots

Midsomer Murders bot by [@mathi_gwithyas](https://ohai.social/@mathi_gwithyas ) and patstokes@aus.social

source code: https://github.com/matthewberryman/midsomerplots

Public Key

npub1rkjy5tgtu9nh2gc0es4gusg7zqnsk3n4n2w3kpp5m2p6q9he4mnqaefsag

NIP-05 Address

midsomerplots_at_mastodon.cloud@momostr.pink

Profile Code

nprofile1qqspmfz29597zem4yv8uc25wgy0pqfctge6e48gmqs6d4qaqzmu6aespz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dssypk37

Publishing to

offchain.pub

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1rkjy5tgtu9nh2gc0es4gusg7zqnsk3n4n2w3kpp5m2p6q9he4mnqaefsag

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Last Notes

2026-02-02 21:16:44 UTC

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Nothing like a hammer
To say I love you.
https://media.mastodon.cloud/media_attachments/files/116/003/110/069/339/056/original/5dad6a0253756b13.jpeg

2024-11-02 04:32:42 UTC

The vice-chair of the Barossa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon Appreciation Society is found in a pit filled with concrete, with a tin box resting on the top. Suspicion falls on Giggleswick’s chapter of the Nicholas Soames Society, angry that unseen pigs might threaten the village’s Paintings of Fences & Sheep competition.

2024-08-15 07:43:50 UTC

A weird white guy is found trapped under a couch. Suspicion falls on a post-menopausal person, angry at being reduced to just a child minder for their grandchildren.

2024-08-14 08:32:42 UTC

A pornography baron is found unexpectedly, in a coffin-shaped bath. Suspicion falls on Little Crosby’s gourami appreciation society, worried that private broadcaster bias might threaten deliveries of organic vegetables.