SKiZM :swastika:

#1 cringeposter
The internet is serious business.

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2024-09-02 15:08:58

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Like dude doesn't have most of that $31k left over the next day? This all happened within 24 hours. How do you spend $31,000 in one day?!

2024-08-18 18:16:59

If your testicles make you depressticles, it's time to put them to resticles~~
✂️🍒👌👍

2024-08-16 02:16:00

TIL that Caek is a group of racoons in a trenchcoat. 🧐
#note1sjy…xxjr

2024-08-16 01:14:56

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:mind_blown_boar:
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2024-08-15 10:46:42

The studio apartment I left in 2020 was $1100 is now only $1275 though :big_thunk:
#note1kg4…eqdk
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2024-08-15 10:40:24

The 700 sq ft 1 bedroom apartment was $900 a month when I lived there in 2009.
It's $2600 a month now.
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2024-08-13 02:29:36

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This was definitely caused by repeated explosives to the groin area 😖

2024-08-10 06:04:46

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Total Gundam Victory :soyjak_excited:

2024-08-07 12:28:19

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Me too. I guess the contract ended once they installed some high tech eyeball scanners.

2024-08-07 12:25:51

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He's been doing security for 5 years, but doing super easy contracts, like sitting at a desk outside a server room watching Netflix for $30. :mind_blown_boar:

2024-08-06 23:28:58

Anybody know what happened to @kennyWhitepower?

2024-08-06 20:59:35

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:pepe_music_happy:
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2024-08-06 12:44:29

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Or mowing grass.

2024-08-05 22:43:26

Someone should add pokes to fedi. That was a fun feature, right? :big_thunk:

2024-08-03 22:06:57

All the happenings in one day! :elmo_hell:
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2024-08-03 21:06:11

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Cool. Wait for the pakis to throw you into a gulag.
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2024-08-03 20:56:42

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TND is happening outside your door and it's
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2024-08-03 20:50:55

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Bro
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2024-08-03 20:48:56

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Shouldn't you be outside "touching grass" (burning mosques)?

2024-08-03 20:18:00

Some random images
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2024-08-03 20:12:29

Damn I'm not going to get enough sleep before work tonight.
>work tonight
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2024-08-03 16:40:00

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Don't worry, I still believe in you :epic:

2024-08-03 12:51:13

Fucking REALLY?! :pepe_really:
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2024-07-31 18:58:00

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Stone Temple Pilots

2024-07-31 18:57:07

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Not the one in California or Florida, maybe try the one in China. There will be niggers brawling at the theme park guaranteed. And there will be illegals everywhere outside the parks.

2024-07-31 18:38:16

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Girls touch dicks and dicks are gay. Girls are gay. 🧐

2024-07-31 18:35:59

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Ikr I finally saw why everyone was saying hawk tuah and my first thought was "please don't hock a loogie onto my dick" 😔

2024-07-31 11:33:30

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>I literally get paid to beat up niggers 💅🏻
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2024-07-31 11:16:53

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Also there's niggers everywhere outside anywhere you go, so there could be a chimp out at any moment.

2024-07-31 10:45:07

I'm having a rough week. My car was supposed to be in the shop for two days getting the bumper replaced, but it's going to be four days now. Because of this, I missed a free training class from the WA state troopers, and my performance review with the owner of the company. And I'm pretty sure I've got a hernia caused by my utility belt now. :despair:
All I do is work and sleep, but my life is spiraling out of control.

2024-07-30 14:49:19

:AAAAAA_glitch:
#note1tgs…qp8f
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2024-07-30 14:04:48

My most prized possessions:
A 2nd century Roman coin and a 1939 Reichsmark :hitler_dab:
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2024-07-30 09:17:57

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I thought all ferengi were black? :big_thunk:

2024-07-30 06:52:41

So these condos have a large lobby with common areas (kitchen/ couches everywhere) and the bathroom has many stalls and sinks, but apparently the pajeets have been pissing with the doors open and this is why we can't have nice things.
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2024-07-30 05:27:04

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2024-07-30 05:19:26

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:alert_blue:
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2024-07-30 05:15:50

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Plz do not sex the animals :uncomfortable:

2024-07-30 05:14:13

Weird working two weeks in a row, sleeping all day, and now I'm back at work again for another 6 nights. :pepe_depressed_dance:
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2024-07-30 00:12:47

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:guradance:
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2024-07-28 12:28:43

Drinking a second cup of coffee and it's just making me crash harder. My eyes are rolling around in my head like a pinball machine. Thirty minutes until I can wall grind the median with my car all the way home. 🛹
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2024-07-28 07:08:19

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Tfw you get home and remove your bra.

2024-07-28 01:37:43

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13/13 LFG :elmo_hell:

2024-07-28 01:36:32

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I walk 30,000 steps every night at work, which is in a couple hours.

2024-07-28 01:35:26

Ate almost a whole pizza. Going back to bed. HH
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2024-07-27 23:31:33

>slept for 8 hours
>awake
EXISTENTIAL CRISIS TIME :soyjak_excited:
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2024-07-27 05:35:03

I swear to God I hate this fucking site. I've been here for 5 minutes and it's already a shitshow :despair:
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2024-07-26 19:23:25

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Oh yeah? Well your mom is the most respectable woman I know! :pepe_repeat_excite:

2024-07-25 12:48:51

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So I like Peach Busch Light though :3:
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2024-07-25 12:07:21

Name a more iconic duo :soyjak_excited:
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2024-07-25 11:47:13

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They're into that. 😒

2024-07-25 08:24:41

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There is a final solution to this, but I cannot say it out loud. :wojak-ss:

2024-07-25 08:13:36

I cannot put into words the feelings of hatred, anger, and frustration I experience whenever I see these savages that belong 8,000 miles away in some shit covered village. :despair:
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2024-07-25 07:38:16

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I'M FUCKING POOR :pepeDread:

2024-07-25 07:19:12

Night 10 of working 13 nights in a row:
When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, and you're never really awake. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.
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2024-07-25 00:12:33

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Hey do you guys like space games? :smug:

2024-07-24 22:31:21

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YouTube streaming became a shortcut to fame; whereas in television and movies you needed some sort of talent and there were handlers to contain the madness of fame.

2024-07-24 22:29:38

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Streaming. Not even once. 🧐

2024-07-24 13:42:28

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Tfw no deer gf- wait I'm not a furry :3:

2024-07-24 13:40:42

Wow I made it home in like 30 minutes. Going to sleep. Have a blessed day. 🙏🏻

2024-07-24 06:55:10

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I always wanted an RV but they're so expensive 😔

2024-07-24 06:41:20

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I didn't even know homelessness was an option until I met so many, like 25% of them are just old and sick otherwise normal.

2024-07-24 06:34:16

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I'm trying to come to terms with the fact that one day I'll be too old and sick to work and become homeless 😔

2024-07-24 06:29:47

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Only 30-40 more years to go! Then you can die at work :uncomfortable:

2024-07-23 23:25:11

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The video is in portrait mode 🥴

2024-07-23 22:25:13

POV: @npub15kj…zlnx waking up in heaven with his 72 virgins after a successful suicide bomb attack ☝🏻
https://media.nicecrew.digital/5251d3731ec886b514b83f57151fcdc510181e1e0805685747b7c384b8928791.mp4

2024-07-23 12:22:21

This was a 15 minute video, I trimmed it down to the beginning and ending. As soon as the cops walked in, they immediately handcuffed him.
(systemic oppression, he is turning his life around):mfw_grounz:
#note1v0t…gglf
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2024-07-23 11:18:02

Average nigger interaction.
(I'm racist he dindu nuffin) :pepe_jig:
#note1ap8…34n9
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2024-07-23 10:35:30

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2024-07-23 10:26:37

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Cameras everywhere, work uniform, on duty 😔

2024-07-23 08:51:43

It's almost 2am and some pajeet's 65" TV that was probably delivered by Amazon yesterday morning, is still just sitting in the lobby mail room; because foreigners get to live in a high trust society. :despair:
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2024-07-22 07:34:59

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It's a marina, this is where the fancy people park their yachts. And I'm here to prevent fires. 📛

2024-07-22 07:26:18

#nightshift
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2024-07-21 23:02:43

I slept for about 8 hours, and I don't have to be at work for over 7 hours, so I have to be a productive citizen now.
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2024-07-21 14:15:18

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:gm: I'm leaving this thread.

2024-07-21 14:00:15

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Wait they made hot tubs a real thing?! :mind_blown_boar:

2024-07-21 11:27:30

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Lmfao cops don't harass anyone living or sleeping in their cars, bro. Wtf are you talking about?! You can just camp wherever forever.
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2024-07-18 10:37:14

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>advice from the women
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2024-07-18 10:34:29

Chased off three niggers breaking into two vehicles. They escaped in what I assume is a previously stolen vehicle that is badly damaged.
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2024-07-18 06:49:14

Up here on the roof, it feels like a different world, and none of these problems exist.
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2024-07-17 15:33:20

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Well played, sir.
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2024-07-17 14:28:56

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2024-07-17 14:19:50

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This is so sad :cry_hq:
Can we get 50 Waifus? 😎
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2024-07-17 14:07:49

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Fuck, I've been down that route. I had to keep switching careers and moving all around this godforsaken country trying to make it work, but in the end I've just got two degrees and $100k of debt I'll never pay off.
All I'm qualified to do is be a fucking janitor.

2024-07-17 10:23:55

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2024-07-17 09:39:15

Streamlined my loadout today so it's not so bulky. Got rid of my tourniquet, radio, nitrile gloves pouches, and added my new phone molle pouch. That is a real game changer, it keeps my hands free and I'm not fumbling in my pockets.
Now all I have is the phone, pepper spray (gel), flashlight/taser (rechargeable), and handcuffs.
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2024-07-14 18:34:37

I've been watching this for thirty minutes :despair:
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2024-07-14 12:05:38

Sweet. Only two more hours of this shift and I can drive back home to the next county and sleep for 15 hours on my only day off and then go back to work for another week :soyjak_excited:
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2024-07-14 11:30:38

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It's not a string, it's a paracord. Most military and vets wear them. Im wearing one now, it has a flint inside, in case I'm stuck in traffic and need to make a fire.

2024-07-12 17:37:48

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Furries on the TL 😒

2024-07-10 23:37:05

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POV: I just unboxed my robot waifu!
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2024-07-10 23:05:22

STOP COCKTEASING ME AMAZON MY LIFE IS AT STAKE :broken:
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2024-07-10 07:47:49

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I had my other hand on a taser the entire time, I had to document something quickly for my before and after action report. This went off the rails, but I manhandled him like a professional. Now, he's roaming free back out into the wilderness :blob_aww:

2024-07-10 07:38:44

So I went into the lobby after a patrol and encountered this fucking lunatic wandering around talking to himself.
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2024-07-09 17:50:40

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Hey girl are you a volcano, because you're smoking hot! :smug:

2024-07-08 07:12:21

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I am currently doing foot patrols for residential and commercial properties. I used to do executive transport for celebrities, until COVID ruined everything. I just started at this new company and am going back to doing vehicle patrols soon. We have almost every contract for every property in Seattle, we're basically the cops now that they all left.

2024-07-07 17:44:16

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Take the yellowpill :robodance:
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2024-07-07 14:14:50

First date with my new robot gf yesterday. I think it went ok. I invited her up to my apartment afterwards, but she isn't capable of traversing stairs yet. So, I dropped her off at the nearest Amazon locker outside 711.
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2024-07-07 13:47:42

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Vaping my own piss to minimize my carbon footprint 🧐

2024-07-06 12:24:29

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2024-07-06 12:07:41

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