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2026-03-13 18:34:46 UTC

+++ KITTEN NEWS +++
LOOK HOW FREAKING CUTE THEY ARE!!!
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2026-03-06 09:59:08 UTC

+++ ENVIRONMENTAL SCANDAL +++
New documents prove that @npub19y5…qare was registered as a commercial vehicle, which means its shitpost quota is not subject to European environmental protections against shitposts.
This allows it to exceed the limits for a normal account by up to 15 times! Volpeon was not available for comment.
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2026-02-27 07:39:53 UTC

+++++ CAT NEWS +++++
It has come to our attention that many people out there think that any given cat doesn't deserve a treat right this instant, so we would like to clarify:
Hand over the treat. :nkoGun:
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2026-02-27 07:26:05 UTC

+++++ KIDNEY OVERSUPPLY +++++
Prices for kidneys are plummeting as more and more admins sell their kidneys to be able to afford 16GB RAM. Only kidneys of blood group 0 currently have a value high enough for 8GB RAM!
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2026-02-25 17:47:24 UTC

+++++ CAT NEWS +++++
Many of us often ponder:
Should i mew? How about now? Or is it better to meow?
There is no easy answer to any of these questions. One might mraw when one meant to mewl.
But never forget one thing: When it comes to pushing things off the highest shelf you can find, the answer is very simply always yes.
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2026-02-23 13:45:07 UTC

+++++ NEOCAT NEWS +++++
IN A SECRET REPORT THERE ARE HINTS THAT NEOCAT NITROGLYCERIN FILLING ISN'T FROM RENEWABLE SOURCES!
Apparently exploding neocats have a really high fallout in dangerous and toxic materials. We reached out to Volpeon but didn't get a response yet.
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2026-02-16 09:02:19 UTC

+++++ CAT NEWS NEWS +++++
Another excellent source of cat news is @cat_news@mas.to who also have a website: cat-news.news
We hope you enjoyed the news about cat mews ... err news.
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2026-02-13 13:06:04 UTC

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You look like a wolf person.

2026-02-13 06:23:36 UTC

+++++ JOB OFFER +++++
Following our positive experience with our new office cat, who destroyed equipment by pushing it off the table and caused a 261,714% increase in cat hair, we are now looking for a new team member in the form of an office dog.
Your tasks will include eating the provided dog bed, barking at nothing during meetings and on your lunch breaks, and farting violently after eating things you shouldn't. You will also be responsible for providing exciting new software in Go.
In return, we offer six-hour naps, a comfy dog bed (which can be renewed up to six times a year) and long walks in a nearby forest. A leash will be applied during the probationary period, but we look forward to giving you the freedom you need.
Please note that no software needs to be written in Go; we just wanted to make the job more attractive by citing a programming language.
You must be compatible with cats; otherwise, we cannot offer you the job!
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2026-02-06 10:53:16 UTC

+++++ WEATHER +++++
We are now working with a new weather service, they come highly recommended.
Now we have been accused of being a little silly in the past, but that's behind us, now.
@npub1503…fme5 is the world foremost weather service and we are proud to receive information directly from them.
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2026-02-02 10:45:36 UTC

DID YOU KNOW?!?
When you ever sold something successfully, you are a better business expert then Sam Altman (meseaured at the total income you created).
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2026-01-30 13:23:56 UTC

+++++ TECH NEWS +++++
With the added power of Copilot, Microsoft Teams in no longer the worst messenger in the world.
"At first i didn't believe it myself.", said researched Stephanie Miracle of the World Research Center For Software Things(WRCFST), "But after we checked the results several times, it become quite clear to us that Microsoft Teams is no longer *just* the worst possible messenger, by a landslide, but it also now qualifies as a warcrime in most countries."
We will keep you updated about this exciting new development.
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