That guy who never proofreads his posts before sending

No fat chicks

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Monsignor_DickFace@poa-st.mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2025-01-24 11:03:53 UTC

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noooo

2024-09-05 12:20:47 UTC

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Who is Tenet again?

2024-09-03 22:09:33 UTC

America is truly the land of opportunity
https://i.poastcdn.org/a431068d1de03632ce2522cd5186b01f183f2f62216ed7d945f1309b80010a01.jpg

2024-09-03 19:23:27 UTC

Subaru driver next to me didn't take the gas handle out before going inside thr station. Let's see if he remembers to check before he leaves....

2024-09-01 23:11:15 UTC

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I am buddy. I am.

2024-09-01 21:33:23 UTC

Bri...if you want to find the "missing link", hang out by the Buccees bathroom for 5 minutes

2024-08-26 19:26:53 UTC

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Retail isn't real work.

2024-08-26 19:25:55 UTC

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That's because all the white people are at work.

2024-08-25 04:19:37 UTC

I think we dodged a bullet bros
https://i.poastcdn.org/e07e8cd2c36b4ec60da9407c5c3f3214f00b13ea59469a8c88774e2d354815c7.jpg

2024-08-24 00:03:22 UTC

Sorry, no refunds.
https://i.poastcdn.org/b0220eab782ba0daf208b7504a161d58e21408090d62cc32d6e8fad9acdee4c5.mp4

2024-08-19 00:11:21 UTC

Had to turn the lawnmower off to move a toad to safety and now it won't stay running.

2024-08-06 19:35:04 UTC

Those contacts kinda freak me out.
https://i.poastcdn.org/e6720f5277aa9387bb2abdd4d4067ff78f2da5acc724299ff16c1e6e10526ac9.mp4

2024-08-03 04:32:25 UTC

Absolutely terrible.
100% would not.
https://i.poastcdn.org/c954bd3ad4188d8653ca220466f57fd0c5108d2debdae03ebec837ee71941d50.mp4

2024-08-02 02:00:40 UTC

Jesus Christ.
This is ridiculous.
https://i.poastcdn.org/a160643d032dcd6dc2999d4a4d6f3fd91bc824bbac95e1a2cd08dfb11da6b58b.jpg

2024-07-31 10:42:37 UTC

GM
https://i.poastcdn.org/2fbf3186aa9a3eb93c085b619638c4ff2a2412f2c5cf129fa7234b5431f0c8fc.mp4

2024-07-26 22:50:02 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/4c9abf94a7207259f76c64c34e1316dc55810662820c7b27d20faba13baebb14.mp4

2024-07-24 11:33:26 UTC

The black Hebrew isrealites trolled a jew so hard it committed a crime and got arrested. Much kvetching
https://i.poastcdn.org/a8cb8cb427b51da31921930a8acef0e6138d238464e8c497f633e97df2ba3741.mp4

2024-07-16 23:05:57 UTC

I stopped at a brewery on my way home and it is with the exception of my self and 2 other dudes, every type of stereotypical brewery patron in here.
Got the dude who's waaaay into Frisbee golf, 4 styles of hipsters, dude in a casette polo shirt and there's trivia tonight....
I'm finishing this one up and I'm done.

2024-07-09 03:51:59 UTC

I've never had to deal with Dread directly but it seems like the kind of user who washes it's ballsack immediately before it's face.

2024-06-28 17:22:54 UTC

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Could you pull that off with a kilt?

2024-06-28 16:37:50 UTC

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Even bolo ties?
https://i.poastcdn.org/b36e472b75c204becc9b4a5124d0c6fe706f9cb716cbac58369f546274be7221.jpeg

2024-06-26 01:57:21 UTC

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How can you not?

2024-06-20 01:56:24 UTC

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Yous got hairs?

2024-06-04 01:37:39 UTC

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Think of the hugs and back rubs with all those arms and hands!

2024-05-24 17:10:39 UTC

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It's not too late mate

2024-05-24 16:00:19 UTC

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Trippy

2024-05-24 12:29:05 UTC

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Are they all butch lesbians?

2024-05-12 17:36:49 UTC

Sure is pretty up here....
https://i.poastcdn.org/f16d58b2bafa30c904e4dd0a66d04111d7292d3b1d91c84a516db0d18b876541.jpg

2024-05-08 15:48:13 UTC

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It's not gay to aspire to more and look at other for inspiration.
When you start fucking men and getting topped is when it becomes an issue.

2024-05-04 03:14:37 UTC

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Bears are getting more pussy than me....

2024-04-24 04:51:17 UTC

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Unfortunately not necessarily. Some unfortunate souls were born with uneven eyes.

2024-04-19 11:44:46 UTC

She looks like a hentai character
https://i.poastcdn.org/3773b2e28d5cb037e8c9d12542cd246364ab471ef31335e3e047d7a37ee6f7fc.mp4

2024-04-12 23:08:43 UTC

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...so fedi busy hours?

2024-04-11 14:56:01 UTC

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Maybe not build a shitty city on a flood plain. No need for pumps

2024-04-11 14:53:37 UTC

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New Orleans deserves every fucking thing it gets.

2024-04-01 23:05:27 UTC

Women's lib was a mistake
https://i.poastcdn.org/6291b38df9e0c2838e50bb31a1c71db706243c8e3cb0866e007a51b59d02a85c.mp4

2024-03-16 14:52:37 UTC

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Sorry Australian bros....

2024-03-16 14:51:15 UTC

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What thee fuck

2024-03-16 13:30:32 UTC

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KITTENS!!!!

2024-03-16 13:29:31 UTC

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Many such cases

2024-03-16 12:44:52 UTC

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True, but we need strong men willing to work.
All we have are faggots and trannies now.

2024-03-16 12:42:05 UTC

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It's just nigger posting and anime girls for now.
Come back when you're rested and there will be a retarded hellthread going somewhere

2024-03-16 11:05:49 UTC

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They're both hot so whichever has the least annoying voice

2024-03-16 10:41:02 UTC

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Show us the memes

2024-03-16 04:27:16 UTC

God damn...I thought I was awkward.
youtube.com/shorts/tS40s2IsLBo

2024-03-15 16:33:56 UTC

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Bizarro Graf

2024-03-15 16:32:39 UTC

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Nerd

2024-03-15 16:30:19 UTC

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Shy boy

2024-03-15 14:18:13 UTC

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Plz no dox.
Not again

2024-03-15 11:10:55 UTC

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Shut up niggers

2024-03-15 03:00:11 UTC

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No. Remember the movie Red Dawn? After the kids came out of the mountains, there were local people helping the Russians and Cubans in town.

2024-03-15 02:57:19 UTC

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Hmmm....no but getting closer. I think it starts with a con- sound

2024-03-15 02:18:14 UTC

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O_o

2024-03-14 16:35:46 UTC

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I had to scroll up to see context because I hate myself.
And I agree.

2024-03-14 12:11:39 UTC

County fair chili cook-off nationalism

2024-03-14 12:07:25 UTC

I miss the Kaman Riders sperg posts from Johnny....

2024-03-14 03:18:33 UTC

Shidding!?!?
https://i.poastcdn.org/aa4efed5e46eb6985baa5f3c002f89e8305304ddd4fc99cb1d664ca819776b67.mp4

2024-03-13 20:55:25 UTC

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Oh, you're one of those users....

2024-03-13 20:51:33 UTC

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Ew....groid "music" lover found.

2024-03-12 20:27:45 UTC

Bug
https://i.poastcdn.org/de059c006b98da7468d06ddf7adaffc5e61cd3506fbb74ad05c02a0e7d2105e3.jpg

2024-03-12 11:04:25 UTC

GM
https://i.poastcdn.org/201c8be8ac782963c0b88675b0c865581b231c292bfd57b8ce5730a571602618.png

2024-02-19 15:49:12 UTC

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Had to make sure it wasn't feet....

2024-01-14 00:37:36 UTC

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Ark

2023-11-17 15:19:47 UTC

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AI is getting good.

2023-11-15 00:55:40 UTC

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Shut up kike. No one asked you

2023-11-04 14:03:06 UTC

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If you speak proper English, why does everyone hate calling Miscrosoft service centers?

2023-10-25 17:14:09 UTC

To all me leaf friends.
I hate your geese. They shit everywhere, are overly aggressive for no damn reason and loud as fuck just because?
I won't kill them with my truck, but I will scare the fuck out of them for dawdling when they cross the road.

2023-10-16 18:41:46 UTC

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This is bullshit....

2023-10-16 18:31:35 UTC

Nigger

2023-10-16 17:54:16 UTC

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Graf must be fiddling with backend stuff. I can't post a pic

2023-10-16 17:35:23 UTC

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Have I got the girl for you then....

2023-10-13 11:58:05 UTC

Good luck everyone on your global day of jihad!

2023-10-07 15:32:20 UTC

Reggae is just polka but for nuggers

2023-10-06 12:26:37 UTC

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I'd probably watch it.
Would I have to watch the rest in chronological order?

2023-10-03 01:31:17 UTC

Ordered a burger for dinner tonight after hitting up my storage unit.
Ordered a beer as well, but had to call the waitress back to cancel it.
#sobertober is still going on.

2023-09-29 22:27:55 UTC

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This was one of the low effort ones.
Dude was wearing a skirt and heels with a beard.

2023-09-29 22:24:32 UTC

Saw my first tranny irl today.
I was traumatized.

2023-09-22 02:18:06 UTC

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It was a post from our resident Iranian. I remember the post. It came to him in a dream?

2023-09-22 02:08:28 UTC

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:ziohazard:

2023-09-21 14:25:54 UTC

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Would

2023-09-21 14:24:36 UTC

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That's a fairly easy list to accommodate. The first two can be done in a weekend and the last in a few months. I can't imagine she'd out up too much of an argument

2023-09-21 12:12:09 UTC

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Other than @npub12e2…56j9 I don't think anyone is willing to put up with that

2023-09-19 18:36:48 UTC

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Scrolling up is to hard so I'm just stirring the pot with no context

2023-09-19 18:29:21 UTC

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It's still an abomination

2023-09-19 13:02:31 UTC

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Accurate, but from what I've heard, boomers love sniffing out users and snitching on them.