Evelyn :spinny_cat_trans: :spinny_cat_lesbian:

https://evy.pet/@enjarai

Hi! I'm Evelyn, or Evy for friends. I also go by enjarai around the interwebs. I'm a pretty cute girl! Though I'm not very good at it.

I run this sharkey instance and a bunch of other (web)services for my friends and pets using :debian: #debian. #programming, #software design, and #sysadmin are my passion. Chronic computer toucher perchance.

I also make :minecraft: #minecraft mods and stuff, mostly using :fabricmc: #fabricmc. See my modrinth and curseforge linked below

I have a website and like posting random junk on it. Go check it out in the fields below.

:celtransheart: I support Trans Wrongs :celtransheart:

Girls love me, fish fear me, you should give me headpats.

I'm not a pet, I swear!

I am an adult and may interact with adult content every now and then, though it will be appropriately content warned.

Follow requests are accepted based on a vibe check.

:neocat_flag_trans: :neocat_flag_lesbian: :neocat_flag_polyam:

Pronounce: she/her
Cat?: Cat.
Website: https://enjarai.dev/
Github: https://github.com/enjarai
Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/user/enjarai
Curseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/members/enjarai/projects
Cutest Girlfriends Ever: *Turtle(s) (npub1yhl…zq4x) evelynxe (npub1kd9…ene8)*
Cutest Sometimes-girl <space> Friend Ever: */home/aur (npub108q…26sx)*

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NIP-05 Address

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2026-09-05T11:23:42Z

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Last Notes

2026-05-09 17:38:30 UTC

https://sharkey-evy-pet.nbg1.your-objectstorage.com/f00542c3-2e4d-43f9-aec6-5277d67c9ef4.webp

2026-03-13 14:06:17 UTC

> I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.

2025-12-01 14:34:13 UTC

have seen some folk here get a whole asset management system for their belongings, and i kinda need that in my life honestly
im constantly losing track of my stuff, and im autistic enough to find the idea of micromanaging it exciting
anyone have suggestions for good software/label printers?

2025-07-05 22:53:17 UTC

so recently my server has unintentionally been inside a DDoS of my own making. any smaller webserver i point my domain at becomes instantly crippled. let me explain the situation...
so i make minecraft mods, right. well, at one point, i made this library mod called CICADA, that has a bunch of shared utilities i use. this is pretty common practice
then once i had that, i realized, hey! why not make a funny thing in this library mod that gives my own minecraft character a cape when anyone sees me! that would be kinda neat.
it couldnt just be simply hardcoded though of course, so i had a genius plan. i would put a simple "api" of sorts up on github pages that would have directories for all the players that i want to have capes. the mod can do a quick http request in the background, and if it doesnt return a 404, load the cape from the png thats returned to display on the player
now you might wonder, this is a perfect idea is it not? how could this possibly have caused any issues? ...yea i think you can roughly guess where this went
for the github pages thing, i used the one domain i had available at the time: `enjarai.dev`. now, you may notice that this currently hosts my personal website. which is no longer on github pages.
when i made this migration, i realized something quite concerning. my mods are **popular**.
my servers cpu was consistently pinned at 100% over 4 cores, and i was getting... *checks notes* thousands of GET requests a second. 24/7. neither me nor my server were very happy about this as you might imagine
for quite a while, i've honestly just kinda... put up with this. there didnt seem to be anything i could do, short of just not using my domain or migrating back to github, neither of which i wanted
its been getting worse and worse though, my disk is filling up with access logs within literal hours after clearing them (so i had to disable those) and im running out of bandwidth quota on my VPS every month. something needs to change
so i shared my problem with a bunch of friends last night, and we brainstormed the hell out of this. after a lot of ideas, including potentially sending malformed PNGs to crash people's games and force them to update the mod (which turned out not to be feasible), i landed on a pretty decent solution i think
everyone using an old version of CICADA will now see this cape. on every single player
i really hope this works, cause if not, im kinda out of ideas
will keep yall posted
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