Daniel 🏳️‍🌈 Jilg :sondrine:

https://social.telemetrydeck.com/@daniel

Tortillas are awesome! Founder and Lead developer of TelemetryDeck (npub1csg…e9lm) . Taking ganders since 1984. searchable

Pronouns: he/him
URL: https://telemetrydeck.com
Formerly known as: @breakthesystem
Tortillas: awesome

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Last Notes

2026-05-08 11:26:21 UTC

Hehe DIN Fart
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2026-03-29 10:55:27 UTC

*shakes fist at cloud*

2026-02-01 11:57:29 UTC

RE: https://wandering.shop/@cstross/115995187467947699
Ten years ago I was trying really hard to launch a startup in the aerospace industry and this is one of the ideas we considered. The reason why this can’t work is heat, which is produced by computers the more energy they consume, and is REALLY hard to get rid of in space. Unless Musk has suddenly found a way to transfer heat in a vacuum, this whole thing is a dud.

2025-11-23 20:21:47 UTC

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<3 thanks for the warm welcome! Let’s see how this Christmas goes

2025-11-23 20:18:41 UTC

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I wouldn’t know, I just moved here this year 😅

2025-11-23 19:58:22 UTC

It’s snowing in Hamburg!!
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2025-09-12 09:20:25 UTC

I'm gonna have to update all of TelemetryDeck's border radii, don't I?
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2025-06-21 18:18:56 UTC

I have a ticket to nine inch nails in Berlin on July 1 and I don’t think I can attend, personal reasons. Fairly good seating, I paid 94€, but I’m willing to sell it for 60€ or best offer. Anyone interested? Please reboost
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2025-06-15 09:45:13 UTC

Only late in the development cycle did NASA realize they could use giant cats to transport the shuttle instead of a 747
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2025-05-23 20:17:04 UTC

Why is the Apple TV app for macOS so incredible buggy? Like seriously, I open the app, I click on the new Murderbot episode, nothing happens. I navigate to the episode itself, click play, nothing. Wrong answers only please.

2025-04-27 08:44:32 UTC

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Omg never mind I’m now having the best day ever!
https://cdn.masto.host/socialtelemetrydeckcom/media_attachments/files/114/409/043/509/081/856/original/4ab8bc864dba523b.jpeg
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2025-04-27 08:29:07 UTC

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Im not super mad right now. Like I regret spending extra money but on the upside, airplanes are awesome 😍
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2025-04-27 08:14:40 UTC

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And the fun thing? I could have avoided all that if I had looked at my phone properly. Because when I set my alarm, it set it to „tomorrow“, which when setting after midnight, is the wrong date.
https://cdn.masto.host/socialtelemetrydeckcom/media_attachments/files/114/408/926/705/500/758/original/094ddc7f43e184f1.jpeg

2025-04-27 08:14:40 UTC

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So yeah, date math got me again! How’s YOUR day?

2025-04-27 08:14:38 UTC

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Went to the S-Bahn, got to the airport, and now I’m waiting to depart. What a stupid ride.
https://cdn.masto.host/socialtelemetrydeckcom/media_attachments/files/114/408/926/500/437/743/original/600c20aec7988032.jpeg

2025-04-27 08:14:26 UTC

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THEN, Lufthansa sent me an email saying I can check my bags for free. So back in goes the shampoo.

2025-04-27 08:14:25 UTC

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Next step: removing all fluids from my carry on because I’m not paying for checked baggage for a few days 🤨

2025-04-27 08:14:24 UTC

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Next Check: can I fly? I checked Kayak and found a flight for a „reasonable“ price of 250 bucks. Not fun, and I don’t like unnecessary flying, but oh well. I booked a shitty seat on that machine.

2025-04-27 08:14:23 UTC

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Oh well, so I checked if I could rebook my existing train ticket instead. But nope, I didn’t get a flex ticket to save money, which is usually a smart choice.

2025-04-27 08:14:21 UTC

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The train was gone. Even if I could have teleported straight to the station, it would have departed already. So I checked alternative trains.
All Alternative trains were over FOUR HUNDRED BUCKS!
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2025-04-27 08:14:15 UTC

Here’s a fun story about my weird travels and how my phone just cost me a lot of money.

2025-04-27 08:14:15 UTC

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Imagine my surprise when I woke up at 7:20, sans alarm! ‼️
Well, I was quite alarmed. I may have said various expletives.

2025-04-27 08:14:15 UTC

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So I went to a social gathering last night, didn’t drink too much but had a wonderful time. Arrived home just after midnight and was very conscious of setting a super early alarm to 5am to catch my train to Augsburg at 7 in the morning.

2025-03-31 07:59:50 UTC

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oh yes! But I can’t put it downnnnn

2025-03-11 08:44:42 UTC

Hot take: Don’t be mad at people striking, be mad at their bosses

2025-03-08 07:33:38 UTC

Pro tip: if your search engine of choice tends to throw an AI answer in your face instead of search results, you can simply append the word “fuck” to your query to make that go away 🤠
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2025-02-12 10:18:55 UTC

Anyone have good recommendations for cloud storage providers? Preferably not self-hosted but backupable, encrypted, with some sort of rights management, and ideally hosted in the EU?

2025-02-05 21:42:14 UTC

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I am going to spend so much money on this I can already tell

2025-02-05 20:31:40 UTC

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oh cool! What word would I use to look for this online?

2025-02-05 20:17:59 UTC

Is there a mini fridge sized server rack for a bunch of mac minis and a NAS?

2025-01-08 21:07:19 UTC

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haha that happens to me way too often

2024-10-06 17:05:24 UTC

I visited ESA’s antenna laboratory so now you get new wallpapers (for free even!)
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2024-09-19 17:50:16 UTC

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get better soon :-/

2024-09-17 18:50:17 UTC

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oh I see! Thanks a lot for explaining! I’ve seen this image a few times already and I’ve always been puzzled what the difference is supposed to be.

2024-09-17 08:01:43 UTC

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I really don't understand the difference between those two. Could you give me hint what the difference is supposed to be?

2024-09-16 13:57:07 UTC

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so cute!!

2024-08-30 19:10:38 UTC

Hyundai are cooking! Look at this beauty, I love how it brings back a sort of retro-futuristic look https://www.theverge.com/2024/8/29/24231878/hyundai-n-vision-74-concept-electrified-car-launch-2030

2024-08-13 06:52:17 UTC

Taking the tram to work again. Someone remind me to not lose my bag this time plz

2024-08-05 06:29:55 UTC

I just left my laptop in the tram 😱

2024-08-01 13:37:14 UTC

Oh hi I'm a JavaScript project you haven't touched in 2 weeks. There are fourteen billion deprecated dependencies, and you will never get me to work again!