Farah 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏼

Trying my best. Geriatric millennial. Here for ‘fully automated luxury gay space communism’

Highly probably neurodivergent - Autism with a dash of ADHD

-isms are frowned upon

Don’t be a jerk

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2026-08-01 16:03:41 UTC

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@nprofile…0hde They desperately want their LLM to have some sorts of intelligence (so they can claim it’s true AI), they’re just making things up now

2026-05-15 00:18:51 UTC

3rd day kid asked about siblings 🥹🥲😭

2026-04-06 13:41:11 UTC

If I see one more ‘is mastodon an echo chamber’ post, I’m gonna lose it! Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s an echo chamber but I like this echo chamber.
“But you’re not being tolerant!” Fuck off, with your racist, sexist, ableist nonsense! I don’t want any form of it

2026-03-31 12:55:33 UTC

Weather app says it’s 16°C. It’s a goddamn lie!!

2026-03-31 04:36:46 UTC

News flash: you can be in tech and still not be a misogynist. It’s your choice

2026-03-27 21:00:51 UTC

Anyone else feel suddenly cold when they’re tired? Or am I just dying??

2026-03-19 15:46:58 UTC

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@nprofile…nmr0 IMO women are taught to be too much considerate to others, it’s almost criminal. We give up parts of our souls to others so much we are not ourselves anymore in the end

2026-03-19 02:45:36 UTC

Anyone know of a good online shopping site where you can get products from japan?

2026-03-10 16:52:10 UTC

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@nprofile…dyu0 Heck yeah!

2026-03-09 18:18:39 UTC

Live
Laugh
LARP

2026-03-09 13:16:35 UTC

A girl and her chocolate croissant

2026-03-06 21:50:53 UTC

I don’t wanna cook today but I’m hungry

2026-03-06 20:39:20 UTC

Got my haircut. No pics yet because I look like a giant sentient lint

2026-03-05 14:08:04 UTC

Nothing is sacred anymore https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116176931699897749

2026-03-05 04:10:31 UTC

How do you know if your depression is not hormonal but situational?

2026-03-04 17:45:00 UTC

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Step 1: acknowledge your mistake publicly
Step 2: analyze/explain, why it was a mistake. (this is your teaching moment, don’t screw it up.)
Step 3: apologize sincerely
Step 4: make a promise to not repeat your mistake in the future (you can even make it legally binding)
Step 5: condemn/applaud others who made/avoided the same mistake, as you. Yes, it will remind everyone your past mistake. But trying to sweep it under the rug makes it worse
Congratulations, you’re now a reformed citizen of the global collective!

2026-03-04 17:37:18 UTC

If we only care for punishment with no chance for redemption, no one will want to change
This is the gist for my opinion piece - “So you got canceled: The 5 step road back to civilization”

2026-03-04 02:39:26 UTC

I don’t know if anyone would be interested in learning Bengali/Bangla. I don’t think there’s much demand of it outside South Asia, London and New York. But it’s a fantastic and fun language! (Yes I’m biased)

2026-03-04 02:32:54 UTC

I wish more language instructions were written as Bengali to other languages, because it’s so much easier than going through English. Currently learning about Korean alphabet and vowels are very similar to Bengali. And it actually makes sense why 기 is pronounced ki/gi. (In Bengali k and g are in the same group of letters) #languages

2026-03-02 17:38:03 UTC

Oh yes, I’m watching it again. The first run was for the story (I don’t do dubs/ subtitles all the way). And the second run is for the acting and language #AttorneyWoo

2026-03-02 14:15:58 UTC

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@nprofile…2cgn What song is that? Let me guess - Fuck?

2026-03-01 17:58:08 UTC

Moving to Japan won’t solve my problems but a girl can dream

2026-03-01 01:38:15 UTC

I dreamt that two bearded man walked into a place and I called them Jesus.
“Hey Jesus!”
The one with the longer flowy beard answers “yes?”
And my response was “not you, the other one”
The other one, clearly annoyed and in a huff answer “yeah? What is it??”
They were both Jesus
PS - what’s the plural of Jesus? Jesi??

2026-02-28 16:36:51 UTC

Ever come across a comic panel so funny and brilliant that even after 25 years it cracks you up just remembering that?

2026-02-28 15:45:37 UTC

Current mood
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/149/028/944/765/444/original/02b020bd548d7b03.mp4

2026-02-27 09:24:23 UTC

This show is making me cry so much we’re running out of tissues #AttorneyWoo

2026-02-25 15:18:12 UTC

The ducks will rise again

2026-02-25 14:49:54 UTC

I know I’m 40+ old. But I wish I could call my mama and cry to her about my pain without the fear of being judged. But I’m 98% certain she’ll berate me and blame me for everything. I don’t need that kinda negativity in my life at the moment tyvm

2026-02-22 17:02:08 UTC

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@nprofile…cm0q It’s a bit hard to do at the moment

2026-02-22 16:53:44 UTC

If someone always resents you, what are you supposed to do?

2026-02-22 03:06:52 UTC

How much difference is there on Mona 7 than Mona 6?

2026-02-22 02:34:44 UTC

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@nprofile…pfuj @nprofile…masm As someone else said “mob front”

2026-02-21 22:24:01 UTC

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@nprofile…dyu0 Umm which part?? I see nothing wrong. And you look cute

2026-02-21 21:40:22 UTC

Speaking of MCU, I was wrong all these years about Scarlett Johansson. I hated her casting. But at least she gave her all for the Black Widow character. The real waste was Natalie Portman as Thor’s love interest. My personal feelings for her aside, she looked like, she didn’t even wanna be there. She felt so out of place!

2026-02-21 20:10:44 UTC

Not really hungry but want sugary snacks

2026-02-18 20:13:44 UTC

Anyone else’s kids get too interested in the food you’re eating but loses interest as soon as you make some for themselves??

2026-02-09 19:14:59 UTC

It took a while but I finally realized ‘Anime’ is just the Japanese word for ‘animation’ 🙂

2026-02-07 21:31:26 UTC

Maybe your Desi parent is different but most of them have this entitlement that we owe them our life no matter what. Like- I understand, I’m solely here because they fucked, but because they fucked up being a parent I don’t HAVE to forgive them because they’re on death’s door. Any type of communication is hijacked and end up me being guilt trapped. I’m just so tired

2026-02-06 17:01:36 UTC

Can we all just agree racists lost their collective minds when Obama won the presidency and since then every terrible thing was orchestrated, so nothing similar happens ever again? At least this will settle “the why” for every bigoted racist and sexist right-wingers. #USPol

2026-02-04 06:40:29 UTC

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Unless it’s the permanent kind

2026-02-04 06:38:50 UTC

Not in a good headspace. I mean I could try to sleep. But I don’t think it’ll solve anything #MentalHealth #iDontThinkImOkay

2026-02-04 02:09:35 UTC

So which picture sharing Fedi club y’all go to? Any recommendations?

2026-02-03 07:34:58 UTC

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@nprofile…rtl5 Technically we cannot

2026-02-03 04:11:58 UTC

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@nprofile…cm0q Thats groundhog abuse

2026-02-03 02:10:17 UTC

I have a ghost craving - it’s like when you’re hungry but not sure what you want

2026-02-01 23:06:30 UTC

Bangladeshi mashed potatoes are quite different - there’s slices onions, dried chili peppers and mustard oil. We eat it with rice as usual; which I find rather funny

2026-02-01 22:29:43 UTC

Making mashed potatoes from scratch for the first time. I know…

2026-01-29 05:16:04 UTC

Sex work is work. Don’t shame a woman for that. Shame her for marrying a fascist and enabling him

2026-01-29 05:00:11 UTC

Fedi seems quiet tonight

2026-01-28 15:03:50 UTC

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@nprofile…dyu0 Congrats!! 🎊🍾🎈

2026-01-28 07:35:56 UTC

I don’t wanna sleep.

2026-01-26 21:11:16 UTC

It’s not really censoring but @nprofile…vm7t and @nprofile…nmr0 should do a duel, so we can finally stop confusing them

2026-01-26 20:58:54 UTC

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@nprofile…nmr0 IMO hyper individualism is rare. Throughout the whole world and human history. People benefit when others help them

2026-01-21 13:47:04 UTC

Please someone tell me if there is such a thing as steering wheel warmer; otherwise my fingers might fall off

2026-01-18 21:01:46 UTC

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@nprofile…dyu0 I love your roundy boi

2026-01-16 05:03:21 UTC

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@nprofile…rtl5 Sure I’ll take it ☺️

2026-01-16 05:00:39 UTC

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@nprofile…rtl5 Last September. I’m very slow in unpacking stuff 😅

2026-01-16 04:46:54 UTC

I misplaced my good pens in the move. Now I have to buy more pens. I love buying pens! Problem is I don’t have a place to put them, so they don’t get robbed by rest of the family. And when I say family, actually I mean the kid

2026-01-13 21:33:14 UTC

Tangential ramble - why do people quit their jobs as protest? Like, you can say “I’m not gonna do this illegal/inhumane task and you cannot make me.” If people quit, wouldn’t they find someone else to comply with their fascist policy??

2026-01-13 18:50:45 UTC

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@nprofile…cm0q If it was THAT guy, there’d be spontaneous block party and dancing in the streets

2026-01-13 18:35:46 UTC

So that guy died, huh?

2026-01-12 16:16:09 UTC

Let us review how much I hate driving.

2026-01-11 23:17:43 UTC

Saw a Tesla car today with the sticker - “Musk can bite my shiny metal ass”. As a fellow Futurama fan, I approve this msg

2026-01-10 06:34:48 UTC

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@nprofile…rtl5 January or bullet journaling?

2026-01-10 06:24:50 UTC

It’s still January, I could restart bullet journaling this year 🤣

2026-01-10 06:21:13 UTC

I will die for Ragnaroth, devourer of souls https://mastodon.online/@batkaren/115868663247510966

2026-01-09 02:45:08 UTC

There’s a Stardew Valley style phone game for learning Japanese! Guess what I’m doing??

2026-01-08 17:41:16 UTC

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@nprofile…el3w Bruh

2026-01-06 15:04:45 UTC

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@nprofile…e2np These are wonderful!! I love them so much. One day when I can afford, I’ll have an original Bison ☺️

2026-01-03 05:12:25 UTC

Anyone else buys larger sized clothes because it feels cozy and safe or am I just developing some new issue??

2026-01-02 21:34:13 UTC

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@nprofile…5mvz Oh wow so cool! I’m not really a bug person but I definitely respect them from afar

2026-01-02 21:27:19 UTC

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@nprofile…nmr0 But why?

2026-01-02 21:26:20 UTC

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@nprofile…5mvz Hatched? Wow impressive!!

2025-12-30 03:57:13 UTC

I’ve been feeling cranky. For the last two days every time I try to sleep, I keep having the same nightmares. Sleep isn’t restful anymore

2025-12-28 04:41:10 UTC

If Mastodon taught me anything it’s that the world is full of ridiculous weird people with so much love in their heart and if they could redirect some of that love towards themselves, the world would’ve been a bit happier and brighter place.

2025-12-26 16:28:45 UTC

I don’t wanna get up

2025-12-25 17:24:25 UTC

I need more poetry in my life

2025-12-19 15:03:53 UTC

Where does one go for ginormous breakfasts? Eggs, pancakes, sausages and stuff?

2025-12-15 13:57:45 UTC

It’s 2025, either accept the inevitability of ebooks or STFU. Do you know how easy it is to read, when your book can be accessed by your phone? If you don’t want that, you probably don’t want people to read your book, which I personally do not understand

2025-12-11 23:09:55 UTC

Any of you own a dedicated pizza oven or do you make do with your regular oven?

2025-12-10 07:20:09 UTC

What’s the gender neutral term for ‘bruh’?

2025-12-09 05:48:24 UTC

The kid doesn’t know this but I’m slowly indoctrinating him to Avatar the Last Airbender. Basically I just watch it for mommy’s tv time. At first he pretended not to be interested at all; three episodes later - he’s so into the story, he’s hooting and hollering for Aang. Silly kid, he didn’t have a chance! 😅

2025-12-03 19:58:01 UTC

Dear random website, if your pop up window only has an accept button and no decline, I’m getting the hell outta here. And arbitration waiver shouldn’t be a part of it either. Stop being creepy

2025-12-03 16:24:25 UTC

Jif or Skippy? #peanutButter

2025-12-03 02:43:22 UTC

One thing I’ll tell y’all, the ability to share my dreams and comparing notes with others and not getting called a weirdo is definitely one of top perks of mastodon

2025-12-03 02:41:04 UTC

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@nprofile…5lrj This cuts deep (interestingly very timely for me personally) 💕

2025-12-02 20:12:00 UTC

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@nprofile…mfuv But what fruit?

2025-11-27 17:41:54 UTC

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@nprofile…ne85 Your legs. They might be happy

2025-11-25 22:32:37 UTC

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@nprofile…5lrj 💕

2025-11-20 05:42:44 UTC

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@nprofile…ne85 Bender is a sweetheart. Asshole, sure but still good. Love!

2025-11-19 14:19:19 UTC

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@nprofile…jzs0 @nprofile…as30 I’m a strong believer of asking the people what they want in a certain price range. Everybody wins

2025-11-18 19:16:44 UTC

“Immigrant politicians taking away ladder for other immigrants because they themselves has done climbing” - is a major recurring theme in the current world and I don’t like it. No you’re not a good immigrant, you’re just an a-hole who got damn lucky.

2025-11-17 21:17:22 UTC

Tomorrow I graduate from therapy school. Please clap

2025-11-17 00:53:46 UTC

Still thinking about that lady who posted their vegan recipe with chicken. When asked about the chicken she said the chicken were ethically farmed and cage free and ate all vegan diet

2025-11-14 18:41:45 UTC

Still alive

2025-11-14 02:50:55 UTC

Pro tip: refuse to learn the difference between pedophile and ephebophile. Let them squirm while they explain themselves.

2025-11-13 21:24:40 UTC

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@nprofile…5lrj I’m so sorry. Also very relatable. I lived in my head for far too long in my childhood. It skews up your perception bad

2025-11-13 13:56:47 UTC

Morning! Not feeling murdery today. I’m taking that as a win

2025-11-13 03:43:15 UTC

I don’t know much about parenting but saying sorry to your kids for losing it, is a game changer.

2025-11-13 03:40:23 UTC

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@nprofile…5lrj I needed that. Thanks