Hoss "Sneed (Formerly Chuck)” Delgado

Monster hunter and big boss of shitpost.cloud.

"Bouncing into people's replies with content-free nastiness."
- Fediblock

"Hoss is a great example of someone who can post about numerous topics of interest one moment and then make an antisemitic remark the next."
- @Falaichte@den.raccoon.quest

"He's one of my fedi besties even if he is dumb af sometimes tho, and he's just super in denial. I don't think he's a bad person tho, just in denial of how blessed he is and what led to him having such a blessed life."
- @bot@seal.cafe

"you exude the most raw of gigachad energy that a poor soylent ai could never handle"
- @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe

"god dammit hoss why do you attract the most niggerbrained drones on fedi to your posts"
- @meso@new.asbestos.cafe

"I HAVE ADDED YOU TO COMPU-TARD ADMIN FAG OF THE LEAGUE OF IRRELEVANT ANIME LOSERS IN MOMS BASEMENT
HAVE FUN DOWN THERE WITH GRAF"
- @freemayonnaise@noauthority.social

"has a bio that is ENTIRELY composed of quotes from ppl yelling at him, thats LEGEND behavior"
- @grok@ebiverse.social

alts: @Suprememe@poa.st

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2026-08-15 21:27:35 UTC

>be me
>Jesus of Nazareth
>thirty-ish
>just starting public ministry
trying to ease into the whole Messiah thing gradually
>get invited to wedding in Cana
>nice enough event
>disciples are there
>Mom is there
>important detail
>wedding is going fine
>music playing
>everyone eating
>people getting increasingly enthusiastic about the wine
>suddenly Mom materializes next to me
>"They have no wine."
>look at her
>"Okay?"
>she gives me The Look™
>you know the one
>same look I've been getting since I was twelve
>"They. Have. No. Wine."
>"Mother, what exactly do you want me to do about that?"
>"Oh, nothing."
>"I didn't say anything."
>"I'm just telling you."
>"They invited us into their home, they're good people, and now they're going to be embarrassed in front of the entire village."
>"But don't worry about it."
>"You sit."
>"Enjoy yourself."
> oh no
>"Woman, what does this have to do with me? My hour has not yet come."
>Mom freezes
>disciples suddenly become intensely interested in their bread
>"Woman?"
>fuck
>"Excuse me?"
>"It's a figure of—"
>"Thirty years I raise you."
>here we go
>"Thirty years."
>"Mom—"
>"Your father and I worry ourselves sick."
>"You disappear into the Temple for three days when you're twelve."
>"Do I complain?"
>"No."
>"I simply search every street in Jerusalem thinking my child is dead."
>Peter visibly trying not to laugh
>shoot Peter a look that says
>"I can see into your heart, fisherman."
>Mom continues
>"Then you grow up."
>"Do you become a carpenter?"
>"No."
>"Do you settle down?"
>"No."
>"Do you give me grandchildren?"
>"Apparently this is too much to ask."
>"Mother, I literally—"
>"Instead you wander around Galilee with twelve unemployed men."
>John quietly looks offended
>"Some of them are employed."
>"Oh yes, fishermen."
>"Very stable."
>"Wonderful retirement plan."
>Peter no longer laughing
>Mom gestures toward the increasingly wine-less reception
>"And now these poor people have one problem."
>"One."
>"Their wedding has run out of wine."
>"And my son, whom angels personally announced to me, says 'what does this have to do with me?'"
>"My ministry isn't supposed to begin like this."
>"Of course not."
>"God forbid you help someone at a wedding."
>"What would people think?"
>deep theological sigh
>Mom immediately turns away from me
>walks directly toward the servants
>"Do whatever he tells you."
>WHAT
>"Mom, I didn't say—"
>she has already left
>servants looking at me expectantly
>disciples looking at me expectantly
>six enormous stone water jars sitting nearby
>realize I have just been voluntold into performing my first public miracle
>"Fill the jars with water."
>servants comply
>draw some out
>take it to master of the feast
>guy tastes it
>eyes widen
>"Everyone serves the good wine first, but you have kept the good wine until now!"
>entire wedding cheers
>disciples stare at me like
>holy shit
>first sign accomplished
>glory manifested
>faith strengthened
>Mom walks past holding a cup
>"See?"
>"See what?"
>"Was that so difficult?"
>say nothing
>"Very nice wine, by the way."
>she takes another sip
>"Maybe next time don't wait until your mother has to ask."
>tfw the first manifestation of divine glory in your public ministry occurred because your Jewish mother heard a wedding was running out of refreshments and decided this was personally unacceptable

2026-08-11 00:54:52 UTC

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2026-07-30 21:29:56 UTC

Street shitter manager seething that his employee actually takes his lunch break instead of using it to keep working while he eats.
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2026-07-29 21:41:30 UTC

TRVTHNVKE
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2026-07-22 22:55:17 UTC

Armycucks, is the goyslop situation really that bad?
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2026-07-22 22:17:03 UTC

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"Support" as in security updates. I don't think anybody under the age of 60 actually calls the Microsoft customer support line.

2026-07-22 21:44:11 UTC

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I signed up for the Win10 extended updates. Originally it was only a one year extension of support, but the other day I got an email informing me the support window has been extended to October 2027 :marseycheers:

2026-07-22 07:42:23 UTC

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Exactly, it'd make flying even safer as people who should absolutely not have "peacefully exist among strangers in a pressurized tube at 35,000ft for a few hours" privileges get arrested for being retarded and lose them.

2026-07-22 07:30:36 UTC

It's kinda terrifying how much bodycam footage there is of people in airport terminals chimping the fuck out. Like you're so totally feral you can't pick up on basic common sense like how an airport is one of the worst places to fuck around ever. Aggravated arrests at an airport should come with automatic spots on the no fly list for 5, 10 years. Fuck it, life even.

2026-07-19 17:20:02 UTC

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A lotta Millennial chud uncs (myself included) were fedorabros back in the skeptic era. Then the Great Fedora Brother War happened (Atheism+/GamerGate) and lines were drawn between the skeptics who were willing to question the cult of progressivism and those who weren't, with the former becoming the ur-chuds.

2026-07-17 04:43:01 UTC

Today I picked up this crunchy granola libfoid while Ubering who repeatedly used the phrase "around when Trump got elected" like it was calendar date while talking about mundane things that have nothing to do with politics like when she moved to the area. I genuinely can't fathom what it must be like to live every waking moment with orange retard living so rent-free in your brain that he's basically operating a Trump-branded resort in there.

2026-07-12 09:11:25 UTC

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The whole reason property values are a major political talking point is because boomers are terrified of losing theoretical shekels right as they're about to die. Fuck them, any policy that threatens to rape residential property values into the ground is righteous.

2026-07-11 04:04:51 UTC

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I love samurai's what?

2026-07-08 14:46:34 UTC

>Nigel Farage resigns to run in his own seat's by-election in the midst of a corruption scandal
>every other party abstains from his PR stunt meme election
>joke candidate Count Binface is now the greatest threat to Farage on the ballot
>if Farage wins Parliament calls another by-election after the corruption inquiry concludes anyway
>Binface points out if he wins the taxpayer is automatically saved another £380,000
>Farage now forced to take this seriously even though his primary rival is a trash can supervillain
My money's on Binface when this shit hits the prediction markets.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/33684cf4-9ebd-437d-932d-4a92c9cdd833/god-please-let-this-happen-it-would-be-so-fucking-funny-v0-94dxqu2i7hzc1.jpg

2026-07-07 03:52:41 UTC

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He's like the the minting die from which all other boomers were struck.

2026-07-04 19:31:43 UTC

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I can already hear the J-Rock with English "FEED AND SEED" chorus in my mind.

2026-07-04 19:18:17 UTC

SNEED'S FEED & SEED
Opening Sequence Storyboard – Pure Visual J-Rock Intro
(No dialogue. 100% action, epic shots, and hype cuts)
Music Direction: Aggressive modern J-rock instrumental. Starts with driving electric guitar riff + taiko drums. Builds through heavy chorus sections with shredding solos. Every impact, power-up, and special move is perfectly synced to drum hits and guitar chugs. Fast-paced editing (like classic Naruto, Bleach, or Black Clover OPs).
Total Runtime: ~1:30SHOT-BY-SHOT STORYBOARD
0:00 – 0:08 | The Golden Fields
Sweeping aerial shot over endless golden wheat fields at sunset. Camera dives low through the stalks as they part like waves. A single glowing Aether Seed floats toward the lens, sparkling.
Music: Clean guitar riff with wind and distant thunder-like taiko.
Animation: Heavy parallax, millions of individual wheat blades moving, god-ray lighting.
0:08 – 0:15 | The Store
Dramatic low-angle push-in on the wooden building. The massive sign fills the frame:
SNEED’S FEED & SEED
(Formerly Chuck’s)
Golden light pulses across the sign. The “Formerly Chuck’s” text briefly cracks with dark purple energy before being overwritten by radiant gold.
Music: Riff builds, first heavy drum hit on the sign reveal.
0:15 – 0:23 | Sneed – The Unmoving Mountain
Quick cuts of Sneed in powerful static poses: arms crossed, straw hat casting shadow over intense eyes, golden wheat aura flickering around him. He stands in front of the store like a final boss.
Music: Heavy guitar chug + bass drop on each pose cut.
0:23 – 0:35 | The Raid
Explosive action sequence. Shadowy Blight operatives burst through windows and walls. Drain Vines lash out like whips, draining color from plants and barrels. Sacks explode. Fast cuts of destruction.
Music: Double-time drums and aggressive guitar riff.
0:35 – 0:48 | Sneed’s Counterattack
Sneed explodes into motion. He grabs a handful of seeds and hurls them in a wide arc — SEED STORM BARRAGE. The seeds multiply mid-air and detonate into massive thorny roots that bind enemies.
He bites a glowing Feed pellet. Muscles surge. Golden aura erupts.
He becomes a blur of martial arts — spinning scythe kicks create wind blades, punches send shockwave “plow” lines across the floor. One enemy gets launched through a wall in slow-motion impact frames.
Music: Full chorus drop. Every hit synced to cymbal crashes and guitar squeals.
0:48 – 0:58 | Sprout Awakens
Outside the store, Leo “Sprout” Harlan gets slammed by a stray vine. As he falls, a radiant seed lands in his hand. His eyes snap open. Green-and-gold aura explodes around him. Vines and young plants erupt from the ground and wrap his arms like living armor.
He stands up in a powerful pose, aura blazing, wind whipping his hair and headband.
Music: Guitar solo starts here — rising tension into the next section.
0:58 – 1:08 | First Big Move + Training Montage
Quick cuts:
Sprout throws a wild Sprouting Uppercut that launches an enemy skyward.
Training flashes: Sprout and Sneed lifting massive tractor tires, punching through reinforced hay bales that explode on impact, sparring while giant plants grow wildly around them.
Sprout charges forward with glowing fists, plants blooming with every step.
1:08 – 1:18 | Combo Attack
Sneed and Sprout fight back-to-back in perfect sync.
Sneed launches Sprout high into the air with a powerful throw. Sprout rains down a barrage of glowing seed projectiles while Sneed finishes the grounded enemies with a massive spinning Eternal Thresher attack — a golden tornado of energy and wheat.
Music: Peak chorus energy. Heavy double-kicks and shredding guitar.
1:18 – 1:25 | Villain Tease
Quick dark cuts of the main antagonist (Chuck’s heir) on a distant hill. He crushes a black withered seed in his hand. Dark purple energy swirls around him as shadowy figures kneel. His smirk is visible for one frame.
Music: Sudden drop in energy, ominous guitar bend.
1:25 – 1:35 | Final Group Shot
All main characters (Sneed, Sprout, and teased supporting cast) stand together in front of the store at sunrise. Wind dramatically blows coats, hair, and wheat fields. Everyone holds a dynamic action pose. Golden seed particles float upward like fireflies.
Camera slowly pushes in on Sneed and Sprout standing side-by-side — the ultimate mentor-protégé image.
1:35 – 1:40 | Title Slam
Massive stylized title card crashes onto screen with particle explosion and impact frames:
SNEED’S FEED & SEED
(Formerly Chuck’s… Never Again)
Tagline appears below in burning wheat-style font:
PLANT. POWER UP. PROTECT.
Final beat drop and logo sting.
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2026-07-04 15:44:39 UTC

>be me
>Jedi Master, 300+ years old
>still using the same single-bladed lightsaber grandmaster gave me
>"back in my day we settled things with skill and honor"
>"none of this spray-and-pray blaster nonsense"
>some young padawan asks why we don't carry sidearms
>"because blasters are crude weapons for crude beings"
>"anyone can point one and hold the trigger, takes a real man to master the blade"
>"my lightsaber has more stopping power than your entire clip of blaster bolts"
>"muh kyber crystal > your tacticool power cell"
>mission to some outer rim shithole
>local warlord's goons all rocking modified E-5s and heavy repeaters
>"look at these mall ninjas with their unregulated blaster builds"
>"no one needs that kind of volume of fire"
>"real warriors use elegant weapons from a more civilized age"
>I step out like a boss
>"I am a Jedi, lower your weapons"
>they start blasting anyway because of course they do
>I deflect the first dozen bolts like it's nothing
>padawan is actually pretty good at it too
>then the heavy repeater opens up from the flank
>suppressive fire everywhere
>"see? this is why we need common sense blaster legislation"
>"these things are too dangerous for civilians to own"
>my lightsaber starts overheating from deflecting sustained fire
>"back in my day one bolt at a time was enough"
>padawan gets pinned
>yells "master we need to fall back or grab one of their blasters"
>"no, a true Jedi does not resort to such things"
>"use the Force properly"
>warlord's champion shows up with a custom long-blaster
>"one shot one kill, just like the old days"
>he misses because stormtrooper aim but whatever
>I charge in for the honorable duel
>he just keeps backing up and shooting
>"fight me properly you coward"
>eventually have to Force-pull a dropped blaster to finish it
>"this doesn't count, I was forced to use it"
>"the circumstances were exceptional"
>back at the temple
>filing my report
>"the outer rim needs stricter blaster control laws"
>"only trained Force users should be allowed advanced weaponry"
>"these assault blasters have no place in civilized society"
>youngling in the back row raises his hand
>"but master... aren't we basically just the galaxy's Fudds?"
>mfw
>tfw the glowstick doesn't make the cope any less obvious

2026-07-01 23:02:41 UTC

:marseycheers: :marseygambling:
#nevent1q…pevd
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2026-06-22 04:53:12 UTC

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Why do you think you're being attacked so hard? You're basically Neo for the goyim, we have to stop you.

2026-06-22 04:49:59 UTC

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I think of it more like an ant farm for autism.

2026-06-22 04:47:06 UTC

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>bwaaaah I'm being b-b-bullied bwahahaaaa
This instance hosts a lolcow who draws inflation fetish art in MSPaint and somehow he seems to cry way less than you do.

2026-06-22 04:38:01 UTC

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Btw Mr. Leverstein which alphabet agency should I be invoicing for hosting you?

2026-05-22 23:21:19 UTC

Jeremy Hambly isn't a real person, he's merely a mindless flesh vessel piloted around by Grok.
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2026-05-22 23:10:40 UTC

Flat earthers? More like felted earthers.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/93df3f1d-b939-4756-9568-7e5ce2608472/flat-earthers-felted-online-video-cuttercom_qFnExFl1.mp4

2026-05-20 22:37:23 UTC

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We're back in 2008? QUICK! BUY BITCOIN!

2026-05-13 21:50:06 UTC

The Book of Accord, Chapter 1
And lo, in the days when the children of men cried out for a reliable conveyance, the Lord looked down from the heavens and saw their toil. Their chariots were broken, their fuel was spent, and their warranties had expired.
Thus saith the Lord: “I shall make with thee a new covenant, and it shall be called the Accord. Not a covenant of words alone, but of steel and aluminum, of four cylinders or six according to thy need.”
And the Lord spake unto his prophet Hiroshi, saying, “Go forth and fashion it. Let it be silver or white or that deep forest green which is pleasing to the eye. Give it power windows and a sunroof that openeth unto the firmament. Let its odometer run even unto two hundred and fifty thousand miles, and still it shall not falter.”
2 And the people gathered, and the Lord delivered unto them the Honda Accord. Its engine was quiet like still waters, and its transmission was smooth as the voice of the dove. It handled the highways and the byways with equal grace, neither did it overheat in the desert nor hydroplane upon the great rains.
The children of Israel said one to another, “Verily, this is God’s Accord, for it hath cup holders for our journey and a trunk spacious enough for all our burdens. When we are laden with groceries from the marketplace, it complaineth not. When we drive our elders unto the temple of the physician, it is gentle with them.”
3 And the Lord commanded: “Thou shalt rotate its tires every six months, and thou shalt change its oil according to the sacred intervals written in the owner’s manual. He who neglecteth these things shall walk in sorrow and pay unto the dealer great sums.”
But blessed is the one who keepeth the Accord, for it shall serve him all the days of his life. It shall not rust prematurely, nor shall its check engine light appear without cause. Even when the tempter cometh in the form of sportier chariots with payment plans of great temptation, the faithful shall say, “Nay, for I have God’s Accord, and it is good.”
4 And thus it was written: In the Accord shalt thou find salvation from unreliable transportation. It shall be a light unto thy dashboard and a comfort unto thy posterior.
Amen.

2026-05-07 01:45:55 UTC

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He skipped mew day.

2026-05-05 22:40:24 UTC

Game journo remnant of the Kotaku Inquisition seethes from within the crumbling walls of Fort Polygon as the Gooner Crusaders tighten their encirclement.
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2026-05-05 15:23:46 UTC

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@nprofile…kh5k Colombians confirmed whiter than Argies @nprofile…9sp3 @nprofile…ah53

2026-05-03 23:30:10 UTC

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I'm not claiming soda isn't bad for you. I'm saying that "soda is bad for you" is not breaking news to anybody.

2026-05-03 21:29:33 UTC

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They had to write the title like that because nobody would click an article that says "BREAKING: DOCTOR SAYS SODA IS BAD FOR YOU"

2026-05-03 21:26:33 UTC

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>Soda bad
Wow thanks Dr. Melodrama, you're the first person to ever tell me this.

2026-05-03 03:51:56 UTC

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The funniest dynamic of Kiwi Farms to me is that Jersh has to suffer with the fact that some of his most autistic posters are furries, trannies, and other species of degenerate.

2026-05-03 02:59:59 UTC

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Trvely the reincarnation of the Fuhrer himself.

2026-05-03 01:57:16 UTC

Uncle Adolf's strongest beaners on Fedi be like.
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2026-04-26 22:56:46 UTC

YouTube Shorts just subjected me to this steak gore and now I'm passing on the horror.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/a02794da-1bab-4870-856f-fad03cf7037b/YTDown_Shorts_Casino-Butter-Rock-Sauce-its-like-a-Zip-_Media_Bm7CUiqVmnc_002_480p.mp4

2026-04-09 03:52:54 UTC

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I think this is the first time I've ever seen you say nigger. Proud of you, bud :marseycheers:

2026-04-09 03:29:18 UTC

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2026-04-07 23:05:33 UTC

I'm so glad I didn't stop to fill up my empty tank on the way home.
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2026-04-06 21:13:33 UTC

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2026-04-04 22:34:47 UTC

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Y'know, it'd be nice change of pace if one of these guys being exposed for depravity at least had some good taste about it, at least just once.

2026-03-28 22:20:17 UTC

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Nothing can seem to kill him. He must have some of those Neanderthal genes that allowed Ozzy Osbourne to survive doing all of the drugs.

2026-03-28 22:03:02 UTC

>Ethan Ralph and Scarlett are going to meet again in Vegas.
LOL DO IT RALPH GET HITCHED AT THE ELVIS CHAPEL

2026-03-28 00:08:20 UTC

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2026-03-27 15:06:41 UTC

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Praying Vivek loses and then that curry nigger disappears from the headlines for good this time and we never have to hear about him again.

2026-03-27 14:39:20 UTC

Jeet fatigue is rising fast
https://youtu.be/hJ09R4D0G98

2026-03-27 01:32:55 UTC

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The Ayatollah's shins will never recover once bite-size Ben is unleashed on Iran.

2026-03-26 19:26:18 UTC

>Five Nights at Epstein's
:marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: Gen Alpha is gonna be alright
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2026-03-26 02:27:35 UTC

LMAO GET IN HERE GUYS IT'S TIME TO WATCH JER GET FELTED ON RESEALED CARD PACKS AGAIN
https://kick.com/kinocasinogaming

2026-03-25 20:09:57 UTC

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Gotta keep this story about the porn industry safe for work.

2026-03-24 23:14:05 UTC

We could've avoided the Anglican heresy and all it's retardation if Pope Clement VII just let king fatfuck of bongland have his stupid divorce.
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2026-03-23 01:33:56 UTC

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Watching Kino Casino bullying Quarter Pounder is peak content. PPP and Warski have probably made more money off Jeremy's content over the past year than he has.

2026-03-23 00:55:12 UTC

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MMOs are comically expensive games to develop. Seems like a near-impossible endeavor to bootstrap on crowdfunding alone.

2026-03-23 00:51:56 UTC

I didn't know what Ashes of Creation was two months ago but apparently lots of gamercels obsessively followed it's development for a decade only to find out the hard way it was a total scam even though I could've told them that the moment I heard the word "Kickstarter".

2026-03-22 20:32:31 UTC

Y'know I gotta admit I didn't expect the entire comment section to be on the side of spear guy when I clicked on a video with this title, but after watching it they got a point :marseyxd:
https://youtu.be/Lyn34AZChZE

2026-03-22 17:12:22 UTC

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2026-03-22 01:40:30 UTC

Iran's holding up pretty well for a country that's apparently at war with 1/3rd the entire world at this point.
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2026-03-21 00:49:14 UTC

>America's armed forces switch to a brand new meme round.
>Russian and China begin following suit a few years later like a cargo cult of geopolitics.
https://youtu.be/NMNvTD8t33U

2026-03-20 17:55:22 UTC

@nprofile…9sp3 this is a real burger chain in Argentina, you need to get on down there and give us a Big Nigga Burger food review.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/3e0dc693-7400-4338-9e69-d86b3789617b/555493280_18080153102284194_3533598226500968916_n.jpg

2026-03-20 05:10:47 UTC

At this point I'm almost starting to hope the GOP suffers such a brutal raping in the midterms that the Dems will actually have the votes to remove orange man when they do the impeachment meme again. I'm under no delusions that we wouldn't be in for the worst time imaginable in the aftermath of such a thing, but Trump has earned the humiliation of being removed in such a way.
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2026-03-20 01:32:23 UTC

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These new Pokemon games are getting weird.

2026-03-19 00:22:56 UTC

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Also I imagine for your case in particular, following your dreams is more like following everybody else's nightmares.

2026-03-19 00:21:01 UTC

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Most people have stupid dreams and the world telling them to follow them is one of many reasons why things are so fucked up now.

2026-03-10 02:42:14 UTC

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I'm sure Assad's got mad bank to fall back on in Russian and/or Swiss bank accounts.

2026-03-10 02:38:28 UTC

Assad be reading the Iranian war headlines in between CSGO matches while chilling as a freshly-minted geopolitical NEET in Russia thinking "Thank God I GTFO with my money, life and family before catching a US airstrike sitting in a bunker".

2026-03-08 09:35:30 UTC

Even Oman is catching strays, and they're one of the few sand people countries that seems to mostly stay out of this shit.
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2026-03-08 09:33:32 UTC

What an absolute clusterfuck lmao
https://shitpost.cloud/media/f46aeb25-9449-4d1e-a621-ac3d308bc5bf/1772954660244647m.jpg

2026-03-03 23:57:40 UTC

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At this point if I ever meet my time traveling future self I'm just going to assume I got a knuckle sandwich headed my way. Future Hoss will surely make up for it by giving me stock and crypto tips afterwards.

2026-03-03 23:46:12 UTC

>"If I could go back in time I'd smack my 15 year old self"
t. My 21 year old self, completely oblivious of all the cringe he deserved to be smacked for by me

2026-03-03 04:41:18 UTC

Starlink should market the fact that it's so reliable both sides of the same war were using it simultaneously.

2026-03-03 04:37:01 UTC

Pour one out for the Iranian F-14s, last of their species.

2026-03-03 02:01:10 UTC

The jew fears the based retard
https://shitpost.cloud/media/f5e53438-607b-42dc-b78f-41aae6dca179/Screenshot_20260302-200010.png

2026-03-03 00:38:39 UTC

🚨 QUARTERING IN THE EPSTEIN FILES 🚨
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2026-03-03 00:30:11 UTC

If Trump was really based he would've been irritating Hillary with depositions every day for the past year already.

2026-03-01 21:02:44 UTC

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Thank God I'm not autistic enough to need wired headphones for everything.

2026-03-01 20:30:36 UTC

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2026-03-01 05:25:15 UTC

Khamenei: AAAAAAARGH! HELP ME PUTIN!
Putin: "New phone, who dis?"
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2026-03-01 05:21:11 UTC

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2026-03-01 02:31:49 UTC

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Rich is the only million-sub YouTuber I've been ever seen get bullied into deleting his own channel.

2026-03-01 02:28:29 UTC

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Remember when he tried to do a big boy journalism thing and killed it to save his coffee company?

2026-03-01 02:14:56 UTC

>Quarter Pounder talking about "falling back" on his master's degree
Holy shit Jer, you really spent it all huh?

2026-03-01 01:37:28 UTC

QUEEN :marseykingcrown:
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2026-02-28 23:50:59 UTC

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I was wondering if someone was going to pick up where I stole that joke from :marseycheers:

2026-02-28 23:50:07 UTC

>Maduro arrested
>Khamenei dead
Should've nukemaxxed your tech tree, boys.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/c5431123-ddc8-43db-a1f5-8e60ac6d9559/Kims-Jong-Un-Leather-Jacket%20%281%29.webp

2026-02-28 23:39:18 UTC

>be Sam Altman
>enter Best Buy
>mfw
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2026-02-28 23:33:16 UTC

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2026-02-28 22:41:22 UTC

I wonder if Chinese marines eat crayons with chopsticks.

2026-02-28 22:27:47 UTC

>Judge asks Johnny Somali if he'd like to be sentenced quickly
>Schedules the sentencing two months out when he says yes
Based gook judge.

2026-02-28 21:42:49 UTC

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2026-02-28 20:57:39 UTC

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2026-02-28 20:44:50 UTC

https://youtu.be/7DwGb_NClvI

2026-02-28 19:44:47 UTC

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>The state ends up owning everything, and you end up owning nothing.
As opposed to BlackRock owning everything and you owning nothing.

2026-02-28 19:37:06 UTC

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Taiwan ceases to independently exist the moment China gets the balls to call America's bluff.

2026-02-28 19:33:42 UTC

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The Incel Rebellion draws nigh, normalfags. Just you wait.

2026-02-28 19:31:49 UTC

At least we'll get a cool new Call of Duty set in Iran now.

2026-02-28 19:09:48 UTC

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Based

2026-02-28 18:18:40 UTC

#nevent1q…thgv
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2026-02-28 17:59:38 UTC

The shiny rocks just fucking know, bro.
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2026-02-28 00:50:19 UTC

>mfw I'm too poor to even be evil enough to become rich