Matty-kun

@npub1cdj…jev5
I took this picture and thought you'd like it
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2024-08-15 23:45:26

My transformation is complete
https://media.nicecrew.digital/918f235441057433fc4eddd292c861870d80978591b781233b98b623890f8769.jpg

2024-08-13 02:34:04

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GOD'S CALIBER BROTHERRRRR

2024-08-13 02:33:20

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The A13B plate fits some bum ass optics. I bought the A14B which fits the Trijicon RMR and Holosun 407/507 models.

2024-08-13 02:31:24

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Incidentally it's the optic they try to sell with the gun in some instances. Really jewy in my opinion.

2024-08-13 02:29:38

I bought the Springfield Prodigy. Damn thing has a fat ass grip. Pretty comfortable. The optic plate it came with didn't accommodate any of my optics so I ordered a replacement. I'm looking forward to it. Heaviest pistol I've ever owned but I'm excited to use it for competing.

2024-08-13 02:21:36

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Nope, I haven't been in a hospital in at least two years, nor have I been admitted to one in the last ten or so. No nosocomial infections here.

2024-08-13 02:18:51

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Common X (formerly known as Twitter) L

2024-08-13 02:17:37

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Like bugchasing but backwards?

2024-08-13 02:08:58

Tested positive for C. Diff toxin so basically I have butt AIDS and now I'm gonna die gg no re

2024-08-12 12:22:38

my pee pee screamin

2024-08-12 01:52:53

Benis wenis

2024-08-11 02:31:12

What if you could actually shit backwards

2024-08-11 00:05:03

my balls exploded

2024-08-10 02:52:49

I am making piss

2024-08-10 02:09:53

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:tyrone_craw:

2024-08-10 02:08:11

mup do didda bo gum dippy gub mayne

2024-08-10 01:13:12

I be slappin mad dicks (my own) with my own dick (also my own)

2024-08-09 20:43:57

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Look at his little face :weep:

2024-08-09 20:42:21

When I was
A benis
My wenis took me into the sneedy

2024-08-09 18:06:57

Going to sleep

2024-08-09 16:59:22

That nigga gappin the gooch

2024-08-09 02:33:52

Good night nall yiggas

2024-08-09 01:11:06

I may have no choice but to shit uncontrollably for the next six hours

2024-08-09 01:07:27

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I'M SHANKIN THE SHARK

2024-08-09 01:06:06

Greasing the goldfish

2024-08-09 01:00:57

Straight slappin my salmon

2024-08-09 00:45:50

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All the thoughts and calculations for nothing. Just hit the fuckin ball.

2024-08-09 00:44:49

Getting pretty good at golf. Just hit the ball. It's that easy.

2024-08-09 00:43:55

:bigcoffee:

2024-08-08 19:26:07

https://media.nicecrew.digital/593e151686767d41696d78268e2b8b939dcd1776cb5bfe90bee649b5c81864e9.jpg

2024-08-08 13:27:55

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2024-08-08 11:26:27

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2024-08-07 22:43:47

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damn man it's a warzone over there look at all the explosions

2024-08-07 22:38:15

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>Iran sends like four missiles
>blows up a park bench
And then nothing ever happens

2024-08-07 22:37:09

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Literally

2024-08-07 01:05:33

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inb4 they extradite Elon

2024-08-06 22:10:38

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Thank you, I was looking for exactly this one.

2024-08-06 16:09:27

https://media.nicecrew.digital/a677f3f387329c6604410df39eefd14277754d36829e6f3a448025f1b977ceb9.jpg

2024-08-06 15:52:09

It fills me with a certain kind of silly when these invaders kill children and then act like they're staring down the barrel of a rifle when someone gets a little upset about it.
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2024-08-06 13:34:24

This election is gonna be real interesting. I can hardly wait. Three more months.

2024-08-06 13:16:27

Slappin my snake

2024-08-06 12:29:57

Poast Nitter screenshot spotted on /pol/

2024-08-06 11:02:12

Good morning nall yiggas

2024-08-06 00:15:55

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I do not understand why people like Firefox. It blows camel dick

2024-08-05 16:30:26

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I looked through that thread. It is impossible to differentiate the ironic Q posting with the unironic

2024-08-05 15:23:44

GEN Z BOSS AND A MINI

2024-08-05 14:46:32

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I know. They can just turn it off lmao

2024-08-05 14:32:15

Sorry goy we accidentally turned off your trading platforms haha guess that's the price of democracy don't worry you can get the scraps (we are going to tax them anyway)

2024-08-05 13:33:05

>market opens
>nothing happens
Vindicated again.

2024-08-05 12:36:56

VIX is at 65 right now. I wonder what the markers are gonna do at open. If it crashes completely it'll be funny but I'll still have to go to work.

2024-08-05 02:45:11

Good night nall yiggas

2024-08-05 02:20:10

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Where do these clams grow

2024-08-05 02:17:04

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Okay what the fuck is that thing

2024-08-05 02:11:51

Might just rip my foreskin clean off and compress it into a vinyl record

2024-08-05 02:04:10

🐛

2024-08-05 01:55:20

It's time to crank

2024-08-05 00:49:29

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This meme gets worse every fuckin time I see it

2024-08-04 23:15:52

2024-08-04 20:36:42

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based

2024-08-04 19:37:37

New pressure washer works really well. I'm very satisfied.

2024-08-04 17:17:32

We don't have many UK users but if NCD receives information requests for any of them I will respond with a picture of my nutsack. This is not a joke.
#note1eld…lmz9

2024-08-03 14:48:00

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I just want to be able to put holes in stainless steel cylinders and am searching for the tools necessary to do that.

2024-08-03 14:13:40

Looking at CNC machines for no particular purpose

2024-08-03 12:45:53

:conkcreet:

2024-08-03 02:51:18

Go go gadget stuff my dick in the toaster

2024-08-03 02:49:49

@npub1379…4pwd I keep thinking about your bio

2024-08-03 00:23:39