Emily Velasco

https://social.afront.org/@MLE_online

"An avid builder of contraptions"

Arts-and-crafts supervillain. science writer. vaguely woman-shaped creature. Grandota muy linda.

youtubes: https://www.youtube.com/c/EmilysElectricOddities/
MakerTube: https://makertube.net/a/mle_online/video-channels
my website: https://mle-online.com/projects

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mle_online_at_social.afront.org@momostr.pink

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2026-04-11 17:50:28 UTC

Some guy just had a food delivery driver bring him Sbarro's at the bus station. I didn't know anyone liked that pizza enough to want it except when it's one of a few limited options at the mall

2025-09-26 02:22:49 UTC

Stumbled upon the instagram profile of a guy who is all about touting the benefits of hydrolyzed water. Before he had hydrolyzed water, he had problems with weight gain, headaches, nausea, etc.
In one of his videos, he says one year ago, he was having as many as 20 drinks of alcohol a night. Then he gave that up and drank hydrolyzed water instead, and it cured all his problems.

2025-09-01 22:31:00 UTC

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I've been wanting to grow woad and weld so I can dye some fabric Lincoln green

2025-08-27 23:41:03 UTC

I'm on the bus and a guy is playing with a calculator like it's a smart phone. He's experiencing so many numerals.

2025-08-26 03:37:10 UTC

I just realized that unique literally means *one* of a kind

2025-08-22 00:55:52 UTC

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No arguments from me
https://social.afront.org/system/media_attachments/files/115/069/691/073/784/575/original/89d03b721827e539.mp4

2025-08-22 00:37:55 UTC

It's 97 degrees out, but I'm up on the roof in the shade of the avocado tree eating popsicles and there's a breeze, so all in all, things aren't too bad

2025-08-19 05:16:08 UTC

The library has study rooms you can book. They're just rooms with a big table and some outlets. I wondering if they would let me sew in there. It's air conditioned, unlike my house, and the tables are much bigger and better for doing layout than anything I have at home.

2025-08-18 19:43:44 UTC

I've sewn a dress from this pattern before and I'm in the mood to make another one.
I think it would be very fun to sew it out these two materials, however, I think it would end up looking too much like a Lakers-themed dress, so i might just make it out of the purple fabric and forget about the yellow
https://social.afront.org/system/media_attachments/files/115/051/470/478/400/888/original/2a6a3d510caf7619.jpg

2025-08-13 14:44:14 UTC

First email of the morning
https://social.afront.org/system/media_attachments/files/115/021/987/474/870/797/original/e552fec5ff879265.jpg

2025-08-11 23:19:19 UTC

I saw that grok got suspended today, so I went over to twitter to see if I could find out why.
I didn't an answer, but i did find a guy who spent 12 hours arguing with grok because it debunked a post that claimed AOC's brother was arrested by the coast guard for smuggling fentanyl into the country.

2025-08-09 20:35:11 UTC

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were talking recently about a tall bike that telescopes and you can pedal to raise or lower it, then flip a lever to star riding forward with your pedaling

2025-08-09 20:32:09 UTC

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If your tall bike can fit under overpasses, you're not doing it right

2025-08-07 02:34:28 UTC

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Engine kitten has been captured and brought inside the house
https://social.afront.org/system/media_attachments/files/114/985/143/557/021/724/original/0484c53fdd0c8c0e.jpg

2025-08-06 21:44:50 UTC

A little kitten hitched a ride from the Costco parking lot back to my sister's house in the engine bay of her car. It looks like my sister has a new cat.
https://social.afront.org/system/media_attachments/files/114/984/002/506/963/967/original/174dbf4b677b6838.jpg

2025-08-06 16:23:28 UTC

It's the hottest time of the year when any shade is precious, so why has everyone seemingly decided right now is the time to trim their trees? This is no gentle trimming either. This is strip the tree back to nearly bare branches.
It's terrible for the tree to be stressed like that in this hot weather, but also, just out of pure selfishness, why wouldn't people want shade in their own yards right now? I don't get it at all.

2025-08-02 01:17:05 UTC

BATTERIES
HARD-BUT-FOLLOW THE ARROW TO OPEN
https://social.afront.org/system/media_attachments/files/114/956/525/628/039/769/original/7114a3138906af39.jpg

2025-07-23 21:25:50 UTC

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Other could include strange constructions in the vein of Liverpudlians for people from Liverpool

2025-07-23 21:23:41 UTC

Demonym for Mastodon dwellers

2025-07-18 18:24:33 UTC

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lol, well I am american and I live in america and I was looking at cargo bikes for sale here in america, so the transportation options of a Dane or Swede aren't really coming into play here.
I'm not yelling at anyone for buying an expensive bike. i'm yelling at the manufacturers for charging so much

2025-07-17 20:08:23 UTC

My parents are as good at finding cool stuff for free as i am. They just got this 1968 radio/turntable stereo console for my brother from someone down the street.
https://social.afront.org/system/media_attachments/files/114/870/373/158/931/583/original/67cc6cf111777be6.png
https://social.afront.org/system/media_attachments/files/114/870/373/529/872/379/original/322b9b85cadeace8.png

2025-07-12 00:57:02 UTC

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I'm going to have to make a replacement myself. Good thing I have a lathe now ...

2025-01-03 18:23:32 UTC

Who on here knows a thing or two about machining? [@regorlas](https://hachyderm.io/@regorlas ) and i are gathering together things for the metal lathe, and we have this parting tool that is too high above the center line to be usable.
I want to buy a parting tool that will actually work in this lathe and tool holder, but it's difficult to tell what will work and what won't from descriptions on websites.
Does anyone have any suggestions?
(Don't suggest things if you don't have machining experience and are just guessing)
https://social.afront.org/system/media_attachments/files/113/765/806/117/761/588/original/f5d1cc4d00702cb1.jpg

2024-11-27 03:38:46 UTC

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Neither of her parents is fat, and none of the other cats she lives with is fat. she's just special

2024-11-27 03:33:26 UTC

My sister just sent this picture of Hobie's daughter. What a fat creature
https://social.afront.org/system/media_attachments/files/113/552/809/341/698/182/original/4a9cd797c843fb68.jpg

2024-09-03 16:17:27 UTC

After seeing the immense number of new homes sprawling out in seemingly every direction in LA's hinterlands a few weeks ago, I am more suspicious than ever that the housing shortage is not real

2024-08-30 18:55:22 UTC

Earlier this week I was mad that the thing I had ordered from eBay came drop shipped from Amazon, so I left the seller a bad review.
They've been pestering me every single day since then to change my review, and offering to refund me my money. I told them no.
Now I have a shipping notification that my item has shipped and is out for delivery, expected to arrive today.
I don't know what to expect. Maybe they ordered another bird feeder from Amazon, repackaged it, and put it in the US Mail? Maybe they are sending me a photo of my parents locked in a basement and holding a copy of today's newspaper??

2024-08-29 21:55:57 UTC

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If I were an artist, I would maybe call myself FIRST NAME, LAST NAME.
That would show those search engines

2024-08-29 21:46:54 UTC

Occasionally I am reminded of the time I had to work on a press release for an artist-in-residence who professionally went by "The Artist" and how they were effectively nonexistent as far as search engines were concerned.
You could not search for them online and find *anything* about them.
I still think that's pretty neat.