Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer:

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Author of The Gender Dysphoria Bible.

Personal Site: https://twipped.com
Gender Dysphoria Bible: https://genderdysphoria.fyi
Trans Blog: http://curvyandtrans.com
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2026-04-14 14:21:11 UTC

This is a very interesting perspective on the tech collapse. Yes, high interest rates and the loss of tax writeoffs for R&D have contributed a lot, but the biggest abandon may just be because there's not a large need. Thats why tech pivoted so hard into trying to find applications for LLMs and machine learning, there wasn't anything else to show growth in.
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47759588
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2026-04-10 05:51:17 UTC

RE: https://mstdn.social/@rysiek/116374824179260384
One does not simply download ten petabytes... 🐟
#note1lr8…zpem

2026-03-30 01:57:29 UTC

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less of a pop and more of a slow leak

2026-03-22 16:16:47 UTC

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... so it was. Okay, I retract my comment.

2026-03-22 04:13:34 UTC

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one has to recognize that everything fox news airs is targeted for a demographic of a single individual

2026-03-11 21:32:51 UTC

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Anthropic, OpenAI and xAI. I just hope they don't take Nvidia with them

2026-03-01 19:16:21 UTC

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metformin did nothing for my blood sugar and made my anxiety spike like mad.
@npub1t0w…zgs2

2026-02-21 05:59:04 UTC

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I gained 50lbs while on ozempic. Doesn't do a damn thing to my appetite or metabolism, it just helps to regulate my insulin resistance. If I try to take it to "weight loss" dosages, food in my gut ferments and I get sugar alcohol poisoning and can't leave a toilet for 12 hours at a minimum.
I hear people's stories about weight loss from GLP-1s and it's like I'm a different species.

2026-02-20 05:01:18 UTC

Do you ever just sit and think about how electricity actually works, and just marvel that this shit even exists? Like wtf, electrons shuffling along atoms like its a bucket brigade? And we made it do math?!
That's some damn magic. It doesn't seem like it should even be real.

2026-02-04 15:34:31 UTC

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right? Like, we've been doing this a long time. You couldn't even begin to trace it

2026-02-04 15:31:49 UTC

I often ponder what circumstances led humans to discover bread.
Like, there are so many steps that go into that, and you just know it had to have taken eons for each one to have been pieced together.

2025-12-25 20:13:17 UTC

This was one of the coolest builds I've ever done. So much impressive lego engineering went into designing this.
https://cdn.masto.host/twippedsocial/media_attachments/files/115/782/027/399/669/879/original/22b8ff693e9e947b.jpeg

2025-12-22 04:33:39 UTC

Just saw the take that waymo shouldn't be expected to have tested for an edge case like unpowered stop lights.
That edge case that human drivers are required to know from page 34 of the california drivers handbook.
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2025-12-17 19:32:07 UTC

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so? Taking the dividend wouldn't change that. It's just leaving money on the table because you don't want the government to have any of it

2025-12-17 16:45:02 UTC

So apparently its a common practice for rich people to sell their stocks before a dividend and buy back afterwards just to avoid the income tax incurred by the dividend.
Really feels like shooting yourself in the face just to spite the government... our investment councilor could not sufficiently explain how that is a net gain.

2025-12-16 15:33:35 UTC

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because the list of who worked on the album is not

2025-12-06 05:10:01 UTC

This is a shot in the dark, but why not...
Way back in the mid 90s I briefly got really into MOD file music. There was a track I had that used a bunch of samples from The Crow.
A pivotal part of the song was the line "30 hours of pain, all at once, all for you."
Does anybody out there remember this and know what the song's name was?
#boost4reach

2025-12-01 20:41:03 UTC

When I tell transfems DO NOT USE MEDROXYPROGESTERONE, I am not fucking kidding.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11482550/
Over ten thousand women who took depo-provera have developed brain tumors. This study found that women who use the injectable have a 53% chance of developing a meningioma. The study didn't see the same link for oral, but seriously... don't fucking use it!
Stick to bioidentical progesterone!!

2025-10-28 15:25:04 UTC

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https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/turbine-shortage-threatens-ai-datacenters-as-wait-times-stretch-into-2030

2025-10-28 14:50:52 UTC

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Gates is all in on AI. They're now running data centers on jet fuel. Of course he's "given up" on reducing emissions

2025-10-28 14:30:31 UTC

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the man has said multiple times that he is not proud of who he used to be. Like, fuck, cut him some slack, people.

2025-10-25 20:37:53 UTC

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Unlike the ring cameras, the included chime does not rely on the network to function, it receives the button push signal directly from the camera via an RF signal, so the chime is instant. It always annoyed me that my Ring chimes would take several seconds while the signal went to their servers and then back to our network. Sounded like a damn cathedral in here as each one went off out of sync.

2025-10-25 20:33:53 UTC

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The last device I got is their doorbell cam. Unfortunately I forgot to take photos of the installation.
It went in really easy in place of the Ring doorbell we already had. Unfortunately I did have to add a new hole in the wall, as the screw holes weren't the same as the ring mounting.
This camera also has ethernet, which is amazing for how small it is. It's powered by the 24v doorbell connection or PoE. A 24v AC adapter is included in the box if you don't already have a doorbell wired in.
https://cdn.masto.host/twippedsocial/media_attachments/files/115/436/710/856/443/921/original/b58ef31297443fdd.jpeg
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2025-10-25 20:28:44 UTC

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The cameras support both wifi and ethernet, including PoE if you don't want to run two cables. Each camera was $44 on sale, and I got a further discount for buying two. All their cameras have a slot for microsd cards for onboard storage.
Thankfully, I don't need that because I have the home hub.

2025-10-25 20:18:27 UTC

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The two cameras I bought are Reolink E1 Pros, which are surprisingly cheap for the features. They have full 360° horizontal swivel and probably about 200° vertical swivel. You can pilot it in the app, but it also supports motion tracking where it will attempt to keep a moving object centered.
You can set a default position that it will roll back to after it stops tracking, and you can setup multiple positions that it rotates through.
The camera can be mounted in any orientation.
https://cdn.masto.host/twippedsocial/media_attachments/files/115/436/650/236/716/593/original/8f9f4f93267b0054.jpeg
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2025-10-25 20:13:07 UTC

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The real surprise feature was the HDMI port. When I connected it to a monitor, after all my cameras were setup, it showed a realtime view of them all. This was not a feature that I knew it supposed, so I was delighted when I plugged a monitor in and it just worked.
https://cdn.masto.host/twippedsocial/media_attachments/files/115/436/629/525/690/821/original/ef13f12f9e9e469a.mp4

2025-10-25 20:09:48 UTC

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First, the hub. It's about the size of a cube box of kleenex, and on initial impression is very light. The majority of the weight is from the hdd that comes with the unit but must be installed yourself (I guess in case you want to do something bigger instead). The drive tray is behind a little magnetic panel on the back of the unit.
It can act either as a network device or function as a NAT for a camera only network, hense the dual ethernet. You can also connect usb drives and a microsd card.
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2025-10-25 20:02:10 UTC

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Got my Reolink cameras and hub all setup, and I gotta say... I'm really happy with it so far. Each piece of equipment was really east to set up, I dare say even easier than Ring gear is.
I ran into zero setup issues during each step, and the app was actually a little over helpful, giving step by step instructions for even mundane tasks.

2025-10-21 06:27:56 UTC

Just ordered a new doorbell cam, smart hub, and two other cameras from Reolab, intending to replace my ring cameras.
Supposedly these run entirely on my local network with no data sent to any cloud servers. People on Reddit seem pleased with them.
Will report my findings after they arrive and are up and running. Would be nice to have something not tethered to Amazon.

2025-10-16 22:04:49 UTC

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I like the one that goes "There were so many more stars in the sky once we started making telescopes."

2025-10-08 15:14:40 UTC

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Hmmm. @npub1lyn…ve6v
It works fine in mastodon itself, but Ivory chokes on it.
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2025-09-27 21:48:13 UTC

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https://cdn.masto.host/twippedsocial/media_attachments/files/115/278/458/889/380/188/original/b034f6d9c0767881.mp4

2025-09-24 20:52:55 UTC

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somebody should show John Gruber peertube

2025-09-12 14:24:48 UTC

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I think thats a tie for Twister’s.
https://cdn.masto.host/twippedsocial/media_attachments/files/115/191/780/738/543/447/original/55de4a540fcd7934.jpeg

2025-09-04 14:34:36 UTC

#TransResistance
https://www.tumblr.com/the-prophesied-disco-gay/746239687997472768/5th-grade-was-the-last-time-i-wore-a-dress-for
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2025-08-18 15:45:02 UTC

https://www.tumblr.com/sexybritishllama/790398885649629184/one-of-the-most-frustrating-things-about-getting-a
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2025-08-11 16:02:42 UTC

Last week GitHub CEO Thomas Dohmke was telling people to “embrace AI or get out.”
Today he announced he’s stepping down as CEO and Microsoft wont be replacing him.
I guess he got out?

2025-08-01 00:30:19 UTC

“Make life take the lemons back!”
https://framapiaf.org/@davidrevoy/114943045552334866

2025-07-22 04:13:19 UTC

Today is my 3000th day running on estrogen. #transJoy

2025-07-20 15:41:52 UTC

I love the implication in this article title that britain does not usually produce healthy babies.
Anyway, they now have a way to make children from more than two parents. James Holden is now possible
https://phys.org/news/2025-07-healthy-babies-born-britain-scientists.html

2025-07-18 23:09:22 UTC

Just got off a boat. Land sickness is a trip. You’ll be sitting in bed and suddenly feel gravity go all wobbly.

2025-07-14 05:20:15 UTC

Experian just sent me an alert because one of my credit card balances went down… because we paid it off, like usual.
Why is this alert worthy? Are they worried some stranger is trying to improve my credit?

2025-06-11 14:34:39 UTC

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so the entire set is now sitting on OpenAIs servers, unencrypted and unredacted

2025-06-11 04:10:40 UTC

The fact that someone thought a gpt would be able to play chess demonstrates how little people understand about LLMs.
https://futurism.com/atari-beats-chatgpt-chess

2025-05-27 13:51:20 UTC

Imagine if back in the 2000s all the file sharing companies like Napster and Audio Galaxy had issued a statement that copyright laws were going to kill their industry.

2025-05-12 23:42:28 UTC

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Weird, copy from safari doubled half the url.

2025-05-12 23:37:03 UTC

Protip: if you’re using OTP for authentication, don’t send the correct answer to the client performing the request 🤦‍♀️
https://alexschapiro.com/blog/security/vulnerability/2025/04/21/startups-need-to-take-security-seriously

2025-04-21 00:18:29 UTC

Last week we did a four night disney cruise from San Diego down to Ensenada. It was loads of fun, and now we want to do another one. Problem is… all the other disney ships dock in Texas, Florida, or Vancouver.
The prospect of flying to Texas or Florida as a trans woman is terrifying, and right now I’m not confident I’d be able to get back into the country if I went to Canada.
So this trip to Baja is literally the only cruise available to us.

2025-04-04 13:39:26 UTC

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technically he doesn’t have 340b either. He has a theoretical promise of 340b that he isn’t allowed to actually call in.

2025-03-24 05:13:47 UTC

Sir Terry Pratchett predicted LLMs and AI “experts” in 1996
https://cdn.masto.host/twippedsocial/media_attachments/files/114/215/696/565/003/403/original/7edef1b26c4478f7.jpeg

2025-02-03 04:33:00 UTC

A reminder of what the US was formed on.
https://cdn.masto.host/twippedsocial/media_attachments/files/113/938/082/481/740/345/original/7fad79efa4abdfd2.mp4

2024-12-20 23:44:06 UTC

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valid. But I’m pretty sure they weren’t talking about the actual form element. https://react.dev/blog/2024/12/05/react-19#form-actions

2024-12-20 21:55:40 UTC

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was this about the new submit api in react 19?

2024-10-22 17:40:31 UTC

TLDR from this article: When Tawny played Mariner in live action, she tried to repeat Mariner’s mannerisms, one of which is frequently crossing her arms. Well when she tried to do that in live action it caused problems, because she kept rubbing the com-badge, which is where the audio department hides their microphones.
The com-badges on Star Trek are actually functional! Thats so cool!
https://www.cinemablend.com/interviews/star-trek-tawny-newsome-on-lower-decks-and-strange-new-worlds-crossover-revealed-why-mariner-ism-wasnt-possible-in-live-action

2024-10-15 17:17:45 UTC

Source: https://twitter.com/skipsandwich/status/1845928698798616909
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2024-10-09 18:06:41 UTC

This is what happens when you let your devs use copilot.
This is supposed to be client-side browser code, but this code does not work in a browser.
It passed in the test suite, because Jest copies the entire NodeJS global namespace into `window`, but `window.Buffer` is not actually a thing.
This change also added over 150k of extra code to the bundle, just to hash an object in order to assert a value change.
#Code #Fail #Copilot #aiRageIntensifies
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2024-10-09 04:25:35 UTC

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did… did they watch the terminator movies? The cops weren’t exactly portrayed well in any of those films

2024-09-26 14:08:50 UTC

https://botsin.space/@newsyc200/113197068394646321
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2024-09-19 13:37:55 UTC

This is why exercise is so exceptionally hard for me. I want to do it, I know I need to, but there is no dopamine reward for doing so, only agony and sweat.
#adhd
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2024-09-09 17:15:22 UTC

No, I don't want to work at a "fast growing company", I want to work for a slow rolling company that has carved itself a comfortable niche where the owners aren't gunning for a big exit.

2024-09-01 05:07:42 UTC

Tech people of Fedi who have experienced burnout: What did you do to heal from it?
Especially interested in hearing from people with families who are the sole income source.
(please boost)

2024-08-26 04:48:35 UTC

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hmm, well this further cements to me that something is deeply wrong with my metabolism, since I didn’t get any of that. It actually makes me more tired

2024-01-05 17:18:31 UTC

Amtrack has no fucks left to give.
https://www.tumblr.com/assumptionprime/738628025019777024
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