Lawprofblawg

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RT are not endorsements. Duh.

I don't speak for my employer. Double duh.

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2026-03-10 04:03:49 UTC

I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.
Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!
#Satire
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2026-03-01 23:30:03 UTC

By 2040, Houston will have freeways with 100 lanes, and 50 of them will be closed due to construction and accidents.
Here's why rapid transit doesn't make sense.
#Satire
https://www.houstonchronicle.com/projects/2024/houston-road-construction-projects/?taid=a8f14224-0f84-4201-b0fe-cf76884f1018&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

2026-02-14 01:51:26 UTC

Your 1st Amendment protections mean nothing if ICE kills you.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/us/minneapolis-ice-agents-protester-home-visits.html

2026-01-17 19:03:58 UTC

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2026-01-10 17:46:43 UTC

What I teach in my Capitalism and Oligarchy class is that those who are most sycophantic to their narcissistic leader will also be the most brutal and cruel to those they feel are beneath them. That is the basis of the authoritarian personality.
Those in ICE fit this description well.

2025-11-18 19:36:50 UTC

#Satire
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2025-10-27 22:49:48 UTC

How can you tell how far Democrats have moved far right?
They are blaming communists, DEI, and the woke for everything.
https://www.semafor.com/article/10/27/2025/democrats-urged-to-jettison-progressive-rhetoric-favored-by-highly-educated-and-affluent

2025-10-06 20:33:52 UTC

Okay, this is hilarious.
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-are-not-fascists-and-if-you-call-us-fascists-we-will-arrest-you

2025-09-22 21:42:28 UTC

"If you are pregnant, your only real hope is Ivermectin," the President continued.
#Satire
https://apnews.com/article/tylenol-cause-autism-trump-kennedy-0847ee76eedecbd5e9baa6888b567d66?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=share

2025-09-14 16:23:44 UTC

There are professors out there fighting our revisionist history of Charlie Kirk. All of them are clearly radicalized. They dispute that Kirk was a man of peace.
They must all be fired and/or eliminated. Maybe just send our kids to trade schools instead.
Ooh, college football!
#Satire

2025-07-03 17:17:18 UTC

Members of Congress express outrage at the massive amount of money invested in ICE while simultaneously texting their brokers to buy stock in the private prison industry.
#Satire

2025-06-09 21:41:02 UTC

Members of Congress turn out to support President Trump in use of the military on civilian populations.
#Satire
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2025-04-22 02:46:42 UTC

Death does not always give you advance notice.
It sometimes gives you jdvance notice.

2025-04-16 12:08:26 UTC

Can due process be suspended because it becomes burdensome after POTUS decides to en masse expel people unlawfully? It's complicated.
A number of Con Law scholars believe Trump was sent by God and common good constitutionalism commands it.
Law & Econ agrees: Due Process is inefficient.
#Satire

2025-04-14 16:51:45 UTC

Can President Trump send "homegrown" citizens to El Salvador without prior due process and with no hope of return? It's complicated.
A new body of literature suggests there's no right to citizenship or due process for anyone.
#Satire

2025-03-25 22:29:07 UTC

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First they came for everyone.
And the University Presidents said "TAKE EVERYONE! WE CAN'T TOUCH OUR ENDOWMENTS!!"
#Satire

2025-03-25 22:16:39 UTC

First they came for everyone.
And the law firms said "TAKE EVERYONE! OUR CLIENTS DEMAND WE HAVE ACCESS!!!"
#Satire

2025-03-12 22:53:42 UTC

Breaking: Robert F. Kennedy hopes you get all the diseases to build immunity, but asks that you buy a Tesla first.
#Satire
https://www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-it-would-be-better-if-everybody-got-measles/

2025-02-22 04:47:19 UTC

Because it wasn't being followed anyway?
#satire
https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/american-bar-association-suspends-law-school-dei-rule-enforcement-2025-02-21/

2025-02-16 23:43:05 UTC

You cannot determine whether you saved or cost money based solely on one side of the ledger.
Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/016/215/446/682/093/original/16f8af37f01ff872.png

2025-02-07 18:17:07 UTC

But we have a new HHS nominee!
#Satire
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-us-is-not-ready-for-bird-flu-in-humans/

2025-02-06 21:45:13 UTC

Turns out my initial instinct was wrong and he wasn't fired for not making enough racist posts.
#Satire
https://www.wsj.com/tech/doge-staffer-resigns-over-racist-posts-d9f11a93

2025-02-03 21:15:35 UTC

🎵History never repeats
I tell myself before I go to sleep🎵
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2025-02-03 01:47:31 UTC

Remember all those arguments about laws being made by administrative agencies and how that was dangerous because agencies could run rampant?
Notice those same people aren't raising any ire about Musk?

2025-01-26 19:51:59 UTC

I drive while fatigued. Here's my admission in case I ever get pulled over.
#Satire
https://www.businessinsider.com/cybertruck-driver-angry-people-tesla-elon-musk-2025-1?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=business-automated

2025-01-21 07:02:25 UTC

Tesla has a new model out? The Model SS?
#Satire
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2024-12-24 06:41:42 UTC

That song "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" was about a brutal sleighing.

2024-12-20 05:49:14 UTC

Breaking: Musk buys Congress, lays off 80% of the House.
#Satire

2024-11-06 17:48:45 UTC

“The democratic party is out of touch with its constituents,” the law professor tweeted before going to a hiring committee meeting to make offers to three more faculty candidates with JDs from Yale and PhDs from Harvard.
#satire

2024-11-01 14:35:45 UTC

If you have to hide who you voted for from your spouse, or your spouse insists on controlling your ballot, you are in an abusive relationship.
#Election2024

2024-10-31 20:21:08 UTC

Saturday, November 2: Day of the Dead.
Tuesday, November 5: Day of the Dread.
#Election2024 #DiaDeMuertos2024

2024-10-28 02:12:46 UTC

I have to say this money in politics thing is working out great. I don't understand why the poor and downtrodden don't have a PAC.
#Satire

2024-09-16 15:11:34 UTC

Every time I see the story of the death of a woman related to the overturning of Roe v. Wade, I think of those conlaw scholars who were telling everyone how they were overreacting.
I've thought about it a lot lately.
https://www.propublica.org/article/georgia-abortion-ban-amber-thurman-death

2024-08-29 02:35:27 UTC

If you get into an altercation at a National Cemetery, you've made a grave error.