KatieRoss
Katie Ross

Survivor. Author. Inspirational Speaker. Mother.
Derek's Wife 😘

Public Key

npub1jrcfyw8n298jf83txvlxzx0w7jtfwqs0j4ha0dnn9ns33hgm209sqejdcc

NIP-05 Address

katieross@nostrplebs.com

NIP-57 Address

katie@rosscitadel.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsfpuyj8re4zneync4nx0npr8h0f95hqg8e2m7hkeejecgcm5d48jcprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctvaz6hye

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relay.snort.social

Author Public Key

npub1jrcfyw8n298jf83txvlxzx0w7jtfwqs0j4ha0dnn9ns33hgm209sqejdcc

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Last Notes

2024-08-30 17:13:21

Literally DEAD. 😂😂
#ProudHooker https://image.nostr.build/02d27e44f93475f5a526c5c38b5f13bc1177c0e408a26d4a17b42094023e6acc.jpg #Yarnstr

2024-08-24 13:23:41

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I recognize some of those guys 😍.
(I love that my husband wears all of my creations LOL. That shirt was totally a gag gift- and he wears it with pride 😂)

2024-08-22 22:07:31

#DaMoose is @nprofile…rtwk' new traveling companion and I'm jealous of Da🫎

2024-08-21 22:29:33

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Has he had his suppository yet?!

2024-08-19 02:26:24

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That top left one tho 🤗🤗

2024-08-17 02:16:20

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I couldn't see the son's face.... Did he find the dad jokes as humorous as me?

2024-08-14 17:49:10

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This is frightening 😂

2024-08-09 03:04:29

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@nprofile…hthk and I just watched Despicable Me 4 (without the kids 😂😂)

2024-08-09 03:03:00

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This is the way.

2024-08-08 02:25:44

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I have a blanket that I made years ago for myself, it took so long to complete and I got annoyed with it.... Needless to say, the ends still aren't tucked 😂😂😂😂

2024-08-07 22:03:45

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Da🫎 is complete (I'm such a damn procrastinator and literally had to tie in a few ends. Took 3 minutes 😂😂🤷🏼‍♀️)

2024-08-07 16:32:53

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What the actual fuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂

2024-07-21 01:36:40

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Delaware

2024-07-21 01:19:34

Music is awful. Hopefully the beer is worth the ear sore https://image.nostr.build/7b39a5de187a8fd6eb1ad5e7ee0e64acfa69b1a91771630ec26bc00c03824e1a.jpg 😵‍💫🥴

2024-07-20 12:25:48

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Love this!!! God speed during the yarn surgery 😂

2024-07-20 03:08:16

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Probably belongs to the daughter 😂

2024-07-19 00:31:05

@nprofile…56dk You're stuck with me 💜😂
Sometimes, they're funny 😂😂
https://image.nostr.build/a34373cde64fa76142c5dc66129df7384436ca63604de9f0a589a5fb06a13fd8.jpg

2024-07-18 22:47:52

I like it! https://image.nostr.build/7ed26cb153e674dff4f5607b50c00fe0876ecdc6c851580ebe1ef5ff97d30702.jpg

2024-07-18 03:06:15

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Not far at all. Easily doable in a day 😉😉

2024-07-18 03:04:57

Say what 😱😱
#nevent1q…drt8

2024-07-17 11:23:40

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Dying breed indeed, sir! I don't know Phoenix, but I know you- and I can tell you she is one lucky woman!! Just as I am with my @nprofile…56dk. 😘😘
I'm not saying that I can't do shit on my own- but it is really nice to have a chivalrous husband (especially when I need to open a jar 😂😂😂)

2024-07-16 00:28:13

Expert Level BBQ streaming set up
@nprofile…56dk https://image.nostr.build/3aff2b73d089d2e5f0afb7f8fc88dc74c385ee6760e4742394c41b24f4b00d6b.jpg

2024-07-15 03:30:25

At the grocery store with my daughter this afternoon, I had to have her (and her young eyes) read the 4 digit code on the avocado.
No matter how far away or close to my face it was, it was illegible.
When the hell did I get this old?!?

2024-07-13 03:47:12

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I still haven't let him listen past the fucking into yet 😂😂😂
@nprofile…56dk annoyance level is epic 😳😁

2024-07-13 03:28:02

"shh shh. Be quiet, I'm listening to Jimi"
The fuck @nprofile…56dk. Stop trying to sing, I want to go to sleep 😴
#nevent1q…kz4u

2024-06-30 04:21:21

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Everyone should test my wallet 😂
@nprofile…56dk was able to zap me - hopefully it was a momentary thing. Thanks for the heads up tho 😍

2024-06-30 02:46:51

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Can't wait to see it 😍😍

2024-06-30 02:16:38

🧡🧡💜💜 8-bit Nostrich 💜💜🧡🧡
https://image.nostr.build/f64c52d9cf7f53ed5839936ed24a9b2d857e5ba3813abca3028b913dbdbf2083.jpg

2024-06-29 15:38:27

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Omg! @nprofile…56dk cell phone is all first names with the location he met them at 😂😂

2024-06-28 02:42:57

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Excuse you.... I can order a steak, and that takes skill (okay.... After you tell me how I want it prepared - in fact, you can just order my steak from now on 👸🏼😂)

2024-06-28 02:40:12

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I gave up. Derek and Turner (🐕🐕) can fill me in on the malarkey tomorrow 😂

2024-06-28 02:39:04

Check your bingo cards for:
Cursing (2 times)
Discussing sex with prostitutes
Public groping
Arguing about handicaps
Either 5 across or 4-corners wins

2024-06-21 11:08:20

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Do I need to share the picture of the popcorn literally all over the bed?! 😂😂

2024-06-20 08:55:56

This will be fun. I woke up at 430 to the sounds of my dog puking. I wonder if I'll be able to fall back asleep 🤔🤔

2024-06-20 03:27:03

@npub18am…p424 and I took the kids to watch the sunset last night (they were SUPER enthused teenagers 😂).
We didn't get to see the sunset because of the position in the sky & trees, but we did get to be in the middle of a marriage proposal 😂
Then this other guy that was at the overlook to watch the sunset with his 2 little girls started to talk to us (he was a strange, strange bird)... He decided to play some music for Derek that "described him" - the music was terrible, I felt so bad for the couple that was celebrating their engagement for having to listen to it.
Enjoy these few photos of flowers from the engagement ☀️🌼🏵️
https://image.nostr.build/d48d6ac1a377cc6193a047ad4bd97499db5cbfbd9d48209b9e9d4fe4ac3e82f2.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/f048fea61b983b5fc01574e8d5a979874c2f71300ac90c0ecc33335ddfdf89d1.jpg

2024-06-15 14:33:10

#massagestr @ the #NostrBooth #BTCPrague https://image.nostr.build/e105a31ab707d9f0931a2afab3dc884e8c1c86b180c621269f1f0c3cc7c3bea7.jpg

2024-06-15 11:12:30

Proud wife 💜💜
@npub18am…p424 on the main stage at BTC Prague talking #Nostr
https://image.nostr.build/25f79d0de27c8a73c19b7e0f30b092d34e943860fcb2b6cd4df615a4122dba6e.jpg https://image.nostr.build/88ed51cfcf2a1b6f65ed4ea1b1b85a67f4591ee6122f84bdbf6824fc87d262cd.jpg https://image.nostr.build/25f79d0de27c8a73c19b7e0f30b092d34e943860fcb2b6cd4df615a4122dba6e.jpg https://image.nostr.build/52927f6800b68c424ce28b14561ec31e2c31be20ba472341133b4f52bd92c1ab.jpg https://image.nostr.build/40c5c11f234191ba239026aabfbdfe7cae3845e09dbb0fa2174f8b62048ba446.jpg

2024-06-13 20:32:26

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Sorry my love. I'll be sure to record them tomorrow 😉😘😉

2024-06-13 20:25:41

You know it's a kick-ass conference when a spontaneous "push-up off" happens at the Nostr booth 💪🏼
https://v.nostr.build/WGWJv.mp4

2024-06-13 08:50:49

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You'll find me awkwardly sitting in the corner 😂😂💜💜

2024-06-11 14:09:09

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This is literally how close I am to him while arguing with him over Nostr #Marriage 💜☠️ https://image.nostr.build/c5b7280a80f6ae2ec9ffbbf374095cac31063c15972d710e8a7d00a88d9c1cf3.jpg

2024-06-11 14:05:48

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https://image.nostr.build/1716b33d00f0c7a48990d685489374486073d41df93c50d47a4479a94386b2df.jpg

2024-06-11 14:00:59

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Derek is bitching that I don't love the beer and keep making him finish mine 😂. I'm such a terrible wife 😂☠️😂☠️😂

2024-06-10 10:46:49

4 hours of sleep.... This will be fun 💤💤

2024-06-10 09:16:06

Traveling later today. So of course I'm wide awake since 430am.

2024-06-04 02:30:48

Happy Birthday, @npub16tn…cvw5 🥳🥳

2024-05-30 02:10:01

Today was a complete shit show.
I get my hair done twice a year - appointment was for 5pm tonight.
I get off work at 4, it's POURING. My car doesn't start. I try a few more times before calling @npub18am…p424. He comes to my rescue. We get my car jumped and get it home. I get to my hair appointment just in time.
Hair takes 2 1/2 hours (I get it done so infrequently that I honestly forget how long it takes).
We then take my car to Auto Zone - they close in an hour and are not capable of changing the battery.
It's now nearly 9pm. I message my mechanic and tell him I'm being presumptuous, but we're leaving my car in the parking lot so he can look at the battery. My mechanic is awesome and going to deal with this first thing.
Next problem is that Derek leaves for NYC in the AM. Hopefully a friend can take me to get my car when it's ready.
I'm so over today 😭
#NeededToBitch #ThankYouForListening

2024-05-28 03:05:32

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The answer is no. (It's a common answer in my house 🥁😂)

2024-05-27 01:24:46

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I just said this about a boat today 😂😂

2024-05-23 03:50:03

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Not too much of a spice fan 🤷🏼‍♀️

2024-05-22 23:19:14

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Not a fan of the banana peppers 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

2024-05-22 23:01:27

#BitcoinPizzaDay @npub18am…p424
#Pineapple🍍 #GreenPepper🫑 https://image.nostr.build/28510368cc374cab20256d0094e41001a95dc4463472b7951b0308e3ca614473.jpg https://image.nostr.build/bae96a753bf22ad4cc67156cd3c75e344a28a69982871e18dca1f6d43bdf173e.jpg https://image.nostr.build/966dff4f165446e7dbfe87f6269e1a993e65377aa6bd02503188fcde628b6932.jpg https://image.nostr.build/23e13c9f3898016ca2b660f072011e3ca16fad1c80de4a33d1e2a94a20cac0e9.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/1344c366db4cc0bccca8a033ff35486f5bc8fe20c62edc67a98ddb8f810f1a85.jpg

2024-05-21 03:44:17

Benny had to come home with us Sunday evening. I won't complain too much because he did kind of need a bath & a makeover
The winter tenants have been evicted and all their crap tossed to the curb 😂😂
It's time for our daughter to make him look handsome again. (She's beyond excited to organize the boat 😂😂)
https://image.nostr.build/662ac16e9a2766d0796dbe15181bd3f99de26208712a5b4bc52c45b12a53d180.jpg

2024-05-09 21:18:28

Rainy, dreary day in Central PA https://image.nostr.build/3245f2b6bbfbd717804cdc3987f563b220a6e66e59e0c9e39b593875dadd4216.jpg https://image.nostr.build/ff3e846e1c0ee3103d18f6c1918c0f3da1c944c9c3bea1acde630da8e32f6d1e.jpg https://image.nostr.build/81384c691b38ef411346e8a7f4274d044bdc7e939f8aa3565f708366f5af0650.jpg https://image.nostr.build/57aa6c99ab15d3c9e8761b5350ad7c3c0f9c410a92e1ef366798dda1755da157.jpg
I will never apologize for my love of hibiscus 🌺 https://image.nostr.build/b761a0a80420f3af72ae4409b0e59d53b83e6e369ced711a1db83643ad500cf3.jpg

2024-05-07 22:38:46

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Guess what's getting packed?! 🤭🤭🤭

2024-05-07 21:54:59

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That's hilarious!

2024-05-07 21:54:07

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Father's Day is quickly approaching 🤭🤭

2024-05-07 20:42:18

My daughter just told me to take my fake Stanley and leave her room (in jest).
Sorry I spend all of @npub18am…p424 money on you and your brother 🙄

2024-05-06 14:52:47

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Whoa!!!!!!!!!!! 🤯🤯🤯

2024-05-03 09:42:10

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Did you also ride a one pedal, seatless bicycle up a 7 mile hill in 30 feet of snow - one way - to get to school? 🤔👴🏽😂
💜 Iss 💜

2024-05-01 03:11:56

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Our daughter wanted to be a spy for the longest time and MASTERED the art of popping these locks 😂. (Now, every morning I have to do this to get the teenage son up for school 🙄)

2024-05-01 03:06:38

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Ew. You forgot the best part.
I'll be there 💜

2024-04-28 20:51:09

Helped @npub18am…p424 build outside furniture for T-2 minutes this afternoon and ended up injuring my kankle 😭
If anyone wonders why I don't help him.... This is why 😂

2024-04-26 21:25:42

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I approve of this idea

2024-04-22 01:49:23

@npub18am…p424 and I watched Wheels of Fortune this weekend. It was a terrible mix of Billy Madison and Talladega Nights.
Unless you're REALLY bored, do yourself a favor and skip it, and watch either Billy Madison or Talladega Nights - you'll be happier.

2024-04-11 22:10:14

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Pure talent

2024-04-03 22:23:29

Hey there little guy 😍😍 (said to the Nostrich 😂😂)
#nevent1q…75nv

2024-04-03 03:36:29

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That she does 😂. Super self sufficient 💪🏼

2024-04-01 21:57:34

12 year old daughter to me: "Mom, can you go get my bookshelf out of the basement, I want it in my room"
Me: "sure, I'll get it after dinner"
12 year old daughter: "I'll just go get it"
Me: "you're not going to be able to get it, just wait"
12 year old daughter comes upstairs 3 minutes later carrying her bookshelf. This was definitely a "hold my beer" moment if a 12 year old can have one 😂😂😂

2024-03-31 03:52:09

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I thought the son's basket was in there 🤔🤔

2024-03-31 03:29:07

11:30 pm... Rearranging the house to hide Easter Baskets!
Who's the best? @npub18am…p424
https://image.nostr.build/5e530815e6c2440400bfa0465ddabef2c6664abd36be0be72ba557beaa9685a0.jpg

2024-03-29 21:38:11

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Oh my 😱

2024-03-29 21:05:34

Creations inspired by Nostr 💜 https://image.nostr.build/fa863fd20cf827dfe77435361eb6691714bc88d2b7b5d821e41e03bdc4c312c9.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f5fcdae5a5b9f691698dbf7fd83d19a8632ffda26186872ed02e5fffbaf029a8.jpg

2024-03-29 17:45:07

🫎💜
#nevent1q…3mzf

2024-03-26 15:24:18

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Sorry you were premature 😂😱

2024-03-26 15:21:31

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It's Tuesday....

2024-03-25 14:19:21

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Oh man ... Can I participate in this list?! I have good insight 😂😂

2024-03-21 16:20:48

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I'm so confused 🤔

2024-03-17 19:21:12

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I know that guy 💜💜

2024-03-14 23:49:37

Happy Pi Day
🐤🍲🥧
🎃🥧
https://image.nostr.build/267da7078bbc0c38d4848075ffd6cd3c04ff22a66863a09fb135f5267cbe8fda.jpg https://image.nostr.build/3950af90282975ecc044c159367d211168b2c2328ffc249dbceae5741bc615ee.jpg https://image.nostr.build/952db8bd2b4c9229bb4d453a543fac11fe8961760604e485c0daf80c663db831.jpg

2024-03-10 22:37:00

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I'm in complete awe 💜😍💜

2024-03-10 22:35:59

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Not to @npub18am…p424 standards 🐇

2024-03-10 22:34:25

Absolute deliciousness dinner tonight 🤤🤤🤤 https://image.nostr.build/a96ea677377a88075d7ccb951133e5fd7789045731d372ebd9f3f73647422ee3.jpg

2024-03-09 04:33:57

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I ended up changing 😂😂😂😂

2024-03-08 22:42:24

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Or you're an ass 🤷🏼‍♀️
This is what happens after 20 years of togetherness 😘😘

2024-03-08 22:38:50

Got dressed to go out tonight.
Asked @npub18am…p424 if I look okay. He responded with "I guess" and shrugs his shoulders
I stare at him with an annoyed look.
He says "you look fine."
Bruh.... That's worse than "I guess"
😂😂

2024-03-06 15:41:45

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I didn't go on this trip 😭😭
Our daughter didn't want to miss anymore school 🙄🙄🙄

2024-03-03 23:29:48

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He was the BEST Jack ever 💔💜💔💜
https://image.nostr.build/0664a1f457ecd8b6e90678e8a3a33737a7ecdb434593bbdcfdaffd74a2274e9a.jpg

2024-03-03 19:52:22

Adulthood...
Deciding that maybe it's time to get a new new carpet cleaner because the one that you've had has been broken (but mostly functional) for about 6 years. So, you shop around and find one that looks okay.
Before ordering said carpet cleaner you decide to take apart your vacuum cleaner (because it's not doing such a great job anymore) to clean all the crevices... And realize that the hose is cracked.
I guess my carpet cleaner is on the back burner for a little while while I shop for a new vacuum cleaner 😭

2024-03-02 04:00:28

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Good night my lub 💜
I miss you 😘😘

2024-03-01 04:48:44

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Should I be concerned 🤔🤔

2024-02-28 23:30:13

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Not if you post about it 🙄
#FOMO

2024-02-18 17:52:53

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That would be fancy 😂😂😂