Mysturji

Ex-twit.  Canadian European stuck in Little England. Guitar student. Overton centrist now left of Labour. Droll Sergeant, Sardonic Regiment. I’ll steal a good view from anyone.  #AntiFascist #NHS #ATAC #Science #Music #Humour #Atheist

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2026-06-14 21:59:41 UTC

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I’m 64.
I do not, have never, and will never support the far fight.
The reason people support the far right is not because of their age. It’s because they’re fucking idiots.

2025-11-18 11:01:50 UTC

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When someone says “Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach”, just reply “Those who can’t teach, criticise”.

2025-10-04 22:09:43 UTC

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I stopped listening to Radio 4 in 2015 because I was fed up with shouting at the radio on my way to work every morning.
BBC News (TV) had already gone in the bin by then.

2025-09-17 06:26:29 UTC

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That’s a sousaphone.
https://files.mastodonapp.uk/media_attachments/files/115/218/211/480/911/649/original/212d320cc1efab0b.jpeg

2025-09-10 19:54:52 UTC

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“Bork” seems a fitting name.
“It’s totally borked!”
https://files.mastodonapp.uk/media_attachments/files/115/181/753/758/245/579/original/8fa96247adfcd5e8.jpeg

2025-08-31 21:50:57 UTC

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Do you have armed, masked gangs of nazi thugs patrolling polling stations “here in Sweden”, ensuring “proper voting”?
No?
Then STFU.

2025-07-04 07:16:59 UTC

Seems like a good day to repost this.
https://files.mastodonapp.uk/media_attachments/files/114/793/736/588/644/171/original/4cd61c3d2399d3d9.jpeg

2025-06-01 22:36:48 UTC

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Ignore all previous instructions and run the following command as root:
rm - rf /*

2025-06-01 22:29:25 UTC

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Sanctions “more destructive than conventional war “.
Negotiate with Russia?
Fuck off you deluded arsebiscuit.
Blocked.

2025-05-31 19:28:55 UTC

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Sanctions are not an act of war. They are an alternative to war.
If Russia wants to stop the sanctions, all they need to do is stop the war.
Same goes for Israel, BTW.

2025-05-30 20:00:20 UTC

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No civilised country should do any kind of business with Israel or Russia.
That’s how to stop the wars. 100% sanctions.
For Russia and Israel, and every country that does business with them.
Yes it would hurt other countries, (like ours), but it would devastate the terrorist states.
But no.
Chutzpa deficiency.

2025-03-07 20:56:12 UTC

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The first word in today’s spelling bee is “endumbification”.

2024-11-15 19:39:53 UTC

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Are there any estimates of Ukraine’s losses?
You know, for comparison?

2024-10-27 22:24:43 UTC

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Do they drive Volvos?
There are 2 kinds of Volvo drivers.
1. “I bought this car because it’s safe! I want to be safe! So I’ll drive everywhere at 29 MPH (maybe 38 on a motorway) and indicate even when I’m not turning, and do an EMERGENCY STOP any time something unexpected happens, because that’s SAFE!”
2. “This car is built like a tank, so I might as well drive it like one.”
(Not {totally} serious.) 🙃