AK 👸🏻

nobody • 🇨🇭 • engineer • keen observer of dumpster fires • privacy is 👑

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thenobody.club

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nprofile1qqsfeeclz5rvea9enu354aym6cszh6yr4q8etg24cm56rsm06lncp3cpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdu79hmv6

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2025-12-20 22:22:09 UTC

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And lastly, more importantly.. I am deeply grateful to all of you for your precious time, attention, and sats! I’ve enjoyed every moment of it. ❤️‍🔥
#nevent1q…s3tt

2025-12-20 21:21:41 UTC

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https://signal.me/#eu/7G_ZK9f0H7rTTdhSh7MAg0tKu8p71077IRva9NRgTU-COoulDZVI6Yw1DqSB4DhZ

2025-12-20 18:17:28 UTC

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Same but will never discount violence 😏

2025-12-19 17:51:44 UTC

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You know, he sees me all sad faced when I see people at the slopes, so he does take me up to the mountain for a snowmobile ride. He said it’s the best he can do. 🥹

2025-12-19 17:35:49 UTC

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Still cooking and almost ready. Due in 2 weeks!

2025-12-19 17:21:26 UTC

Husband and I set off and bought a retired 🇨🇭 army Pinz. “Our little car project” he said. Yes, love.
https://blossom.primal.net/edd7138a96ac0c155b99662fc4c6ebc11a55837907e8126c0fdf0eb18ed6523e.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/0973be7602f751494e4b2ca2f4d002b9609499b093ee27f752a015943a230f9d.jpg

2025-12-17 14:54:13 UTC

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Yes. It’s Bvlgari. It may be an Italian brand but their watches are 🇨🇭 made

2025-12-14 16:18:28 UTC

Do you really need to be here?

2025-12-14 05:06:22 UTC

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I have 3 nobody domains but only use one. I intend to use them all one day, even though its been 3 years 😄

2025-12-10 20:32:19 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/1e4506a14529f00bf1a868d5a2028c1b43764207e00315def2d99340cc688ef7.jpg
3 ten year olds made this.
2 actual ten year olds and me, the other ten year old.

2025-12-10 18:50:50 UTC

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We are great. Can’t wait for this tenant to vacate! How are you?

2025-12-10 18:50:03 UTC

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I wish! This looks like Corbet’s Couloir in Jackson Hole

2025-12-10 05:08:33 UTC

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Yea, we do

2025-12-08 18:58:30 UTC

#naddr1qv…mtym

2025-12-08 15:15:26 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/1221cbfea6b840783d1f035b9165b7e110103808ddb0e51a634766b50a48e6f9.jpg
High probability this one’s owned by a crypto guy from Zug.

2025-12-07 16:11:27 UTC

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I’m so fiat

2025-12-06 18:35:55 UTC

Break ups and heartbreaks are gifts for the soul. I never would have had a chance with the man I want to start a family and grow old with.

2025-12-06 16:52:54 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/1e580d63204f6dd3e190efb85ac23d9214373a596dd8b841b7b403925e768d72.jpg
A Fiat 500L Christmas

2025-11-30 19:08:33 UTC

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For you Yarny, I’ll make a snow angel 😄

2025-11-30 18:30:33 UTC

Some of you can't take a joke.
Go touch snow.

2025-11-30 17:50:00 UTC

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It's a voluntary self orchiectomy. Tool provided.

2025-11-30 16:09:22 UTC

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Idk but we call it glühwein

2025-11-30 15:53:54 UTC

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Sweet, salty, a bit mushy, and crunchy doesn’t sound bad at all!

2025-11-30 15:51:01 UTC

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The Austrians are really good at this stuff.

2025-11-30 14:57:44 UTC

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She's aliiiive!! Hahaha I love it. Thanks fishcakes! 😊❤️

2025-11-30 06:24:18 UTC

C.S. Lewis
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G68XecTXoAElLwj.jpg

2025-11-29 20:31:59 UTC

🎄 https://blossom.primal.net/a43a8fbe60147ca0363abc53f506d63024ec62addd7bd164e7a84831957ffb35.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/09298839738df9ee6d8fe2f3ba16ac85119660e7e5ffaf8301d8931d0e0a08e1.jpg

2025-11-25 20:35:26 UTC

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Yeah, him! I've just heard his name for the first time 30mins ago 😄

2025-11-25 14:50:43 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/01805b8892f243999b401b181e97658e5691c9180cebff2d04b859a9d147c295.jpg

2025-11-24 22:56:58 UTC

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With a research fee 😄

2025-11-24 15:18:07 UTC

Ice wall sitrep. It’s forming but far from safe.
https://blossom.primal.net/c6e195c8de528a43faf3effcf4bb93e62f5e0cab71b0c3e4cb0b90f9da6a972e.jpg

2025-11-23 21:22:37 UTC

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Some part of me thinks she has a death wish. No one talks about her own demise than her.

2025-11-23 20:12:34 UTC

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😄 Some of the feeders that are stuck to the tree or post do get raided by squirrels. But the ones hung on a wire have worked.

2025-11-23 20:10:34 UTC

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Your first also?

2025-11-23 19:58:16 UTC

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I’m about to get into that mess.

2025-11-23 19:56:00 UTC

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😄 Well, I can do an air tanker drop. Ahh, well, I suspect in your case the fire extinguishes on its own. Eventually.

2025-11-23 19:53:05 UTC

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Tsk tsk, that’s no good mate. Should be bring out the firehose?

2025-11-23 19:40:35 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/756afcf8f99e98563d124345cf75ba4424f99132c7eea1e79a205620da80903e.jpg

2025-11-22 22:47:45 UTC

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They're definitely built differently and evolved for their environment.

2025-11-22 21:05:40 UTC

Winter is definitely here and the urge to go skiing is high. But I’m ok with taking it easy for now and for very good reason.
https://blossom.primal.net/ea3be1c43c22d05857014d44c58fa2a22f13879a04150486e1d2822599f88d09.jpg

2025-11-22 18:08:04 UTC

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Not just a F40, it's a Competizione

2025-11-22 16:54:06 UTC

The day after is always so 💯
https://blossom.primal.net/938ba6be21225db350c0f6bdf100eee1ed0a0c5d3dbb7edf77f08569fec650f6.jpg

2025-11-21 15:37:55 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/c56e51da5bf7be715adae90cf9a81d778572a4d23ad559cef692c0a5d4d00206.jpg

2025-11-20 19:29:37 UTC

“Medium ware”
https://blossom.primal.net/9d84d33520ed80a249b37a04dcd316872982ea7a580ddccb8426302a7f4e7d2a.mov

2025-11-20 16:48:57 UTC

My scheduled buy at 88K just happened. Ok, 85K next.

2025-11-19 22:14:39 UTC

Today I got an email from someone dropping names of two of my clients and asking if I would lend them a car I have in stock in the worlshop.
I called my client to verify. I then learned that she's a content creator.
The answer is NO.

2025-11-18 18:39:23 UTC

Sniff and dig https://blossom.primal.net/4d4e38a95b8d6610bcec5a614200c12f36ff91cd10565326052f91a2464950b2.mov

2025-11-09 22:28:37 UTC

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Personally, I see no value in harbouring hatred. I see it from the haters perspective where nothing good ever comes out of it, only pain, evil, negativity and ugliness.
Neitzsche coined it if you're wondering. It implies that hatred is a weapon of the weak and a symptom of an unsuccessful or resentful life. The truly great or powerful are focused on their own elevation and creation to harbor the destructive emotion of hate for others.

2025-11-06 17:00:41 UTC

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I also use jumble on web and Amethyst on the droid.

2025-11-05 16:48:32 UTC

Bruh got 👀 on my dessert
https://blossom.primal.net/6ff46a586c056b747cf6e88dad680fbfd2e8cefcf381d39bc92a9d49e9c735ff.jpg

2025-11-04 17:27:44 UTC

Crunchy snow https://blossom.primal.net/2ece52286a275dc89578d18d2afdf06a65f54f3d4b23267250e47ffcd2f2ffe3.mp4

2025-11-02 15:22:51 UTC

I’m going to be one of those parents who never properly learned to play a musical instrument… so my kid(s) will be taking music lessons.
I might actually learn it with them if they’re not too embarrassed having me around.

2025-10-29 00:28:06 UTC

Basebalk AK👸🏻 is back.
Alright who is watching the World Series Game 5, I mean Game 4 with me? Fine, yesterday's extra 9 innings doesn't count as another game yo.

2025-10-23 18:58:27 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/c7df07af69eb72ad33436163d9cbfd85ddec780d6b0e4f6464d3d076050f234d.jpg

2025-10-21 19:28:08 UTC

New Toyota FJ Cruiser. I don't know what to think of it yet. Would love to see it and give it a go.
https://global.toyota/en/newsroom/toyota/43389422.html
https://blossom.primal.net/c3b7d882c9f6794ab76757896ce4b2d7fb296a614b32392ada8dea06bdaebbd9.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/363b2ab56e41dcfb928bc2743e1c07c900836316326a40740986b93e5bcbfdcd.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/0fb621705dfb5b179ce741eb072e26887a7a8feec235dc9cc74633c9563efab2.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/b1e81989a42bba95dc62f2fae597aa70b1f1930f72435aae4bd428c33b404392.jpg

2025-10-20 18:20:29 UTC

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*cough* Asking for a royal *cough*
#nevent1q…rxem

2025-10-17 14:38:37 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/e6621ecb2db99807d7d91c477970d6d06e8b79e21eb59c0ce8663168083d9a89.jpg

2025-10-14 14:15:35 UTC

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I’ve got a strange feeling nostr has quite a few of those types

2025-10-14 13:25:50 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/8eabe140b83b52f3218607a014f17a2fb1653706c3ead7609f844f631dd805fb.jpg

2025-10-10 17:04:56 UTC

Not sure if I agree with statements regarding AI having anything to do with the human soul.
It is not worthy of reflecting my own or anyone else’s for that matter.
I want nothing to do with it, to be honest.

2025-10-10 16:24:42 UTC

Sausage and veggie pasta. Because pasta makes you fasta.
https://blossom.primal.net/328e6cc60043bb2d971241d47ab40600a64611a3ac9d2195a126503f1d2a3dc3.jpg

2025-10-04 16:26:31 UTC

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OMG!!! 😂

2025-10-04 15:41:47 UTC

These beauties are now in their late 60s early 70s years old. Still sexy.
https://blossom.primal.net/c97122a7ac86498232f104aab03dec5926e94cbdf31a2b9988c00a764bdab3f2.mp4

2025-10-04 15:37:42 UTC

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Heeeeyyyyy whaaaaaat! Had I known, could have done a taco y burrito hunt with the nossy!? Next time, I hit you up.

2025-10-04 03:35:43 UTC

There are people whose lives I’ve observed closely. They’re good people but they have habits and behaviours I can’t stand.
They’re the same people I observed 10 or 15 years ago. They’re the same. Stale and stagnant. They repeat the same mistakes. They’re moving, sure, but in the same spot.
They’re the ones that say, “same ‘ol, same ‘ol”. They’re the “same shit, different day” people.
There are plenty of people you just know you don’t want to be or become.

2025-10-04 00:49:52 UTC

In LA and missing my new little nugget niece. Here because of work.. and breakfast burritos. https://blossom.primal.net/b512790644c42d20619c3fc0681356942cdb6be3aac5fa3fdb2bc559d5ca4359.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/d4410b289a5f53ccbd5c85a1e7780cc29f4c2c2df500d28fc8c5dbdc5862db38.jpg

2025-10-01 17:57:16 UTC

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He knows these mountains really well

2025-10-01 16:12:16 UTC

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There's a silent expectation there that the man can still support the woman and child

2025-10-01 16:08:52 UTC

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Whoever pays seems to get the outcome in their favour though 😄

2025-10-01 14:43:55 UTC

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The truth can be harsh to those that can't keep up

2025-10-01 14:32:08 UTC

Yes, I'm a woman whose gone out to college, joined the workforce, worked to oblivion to earn a living, owns a business, financially independent.
I say this because this is now becoming frowned upon for women? IDGAFWYT
Then I also get to choose to do the stay-at-home mum, be a wife thing because I succeeded in the prior.

2025-09-29 15:45:18 UTC

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😄 Good luck, nossy 🫂

2025-09-29 14:43:42 UTC

Italian silverware ✨
https://blossom.primal.net/eb3c95617d2867b3a194fcd1b112aff9990955fe2bf77e4cfc9df44fb49f30df.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/94b09051fd878d086f2607cc943baa58c94f35abae5b2ea255cd5d5d9a008501.jpg

2025-09-28 16:27:07 UTC

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I did all of my dirty deeds before lunch. 🙂

2025-09-27 19:05:04 UTC

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You have a favourite? 🙂

2025-09-27 18:26:28 UTC

Looks dull but t’was a really wonderful day.
https://blossom.primal.net/68b03526a0f47f328030e7d02e207d9a73971d5627c893451543225c2af5c26c.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/ed49797578fb243b7413ba8efa4d00c47a9597ec9c8ead70bc41ea3ce11fbdcb.mp4

2025-09-27 17:05:22 UTC

End of the season gathering of Porsche fanatics. Driving on the mountain passes through sunshine, fog, rain, and snow.
https://blossom.primal.net/ea11d7cdeeb62b9ff4d2fa78fc8ae6ffa65fb8b65709a0d6dd606261298b0805.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/301441dd0096ca9c05dff4a39abd63796761dc17f79fd955fb49783811efcab2.jpg

2025-09-26 20:35:16 UTC

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Yes, but Brabus is not nearly as bad as Mansory. 😄

2025-09-26 18:03:47 UTC

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I think the idea is, it would be difficult to tell when they're done well. Only that their face doesn't match the body from the neck, down and age. Plus all the makeup on top of the surgery.

2025-09-25 21:55:26 UTC

This is trolling at the highest level https://www.axios.com/2025/09/24/trump-biden-autopen-white-house-portrait
https://blossom.primal.net/55e931f487ac896b5e16b050c4ac9da0c81d0160e3b5227d99c08b1d3006d1d2.jpg

2025-09-24 21:15:07 UTC

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This is the best tool
https://blossom.primal.net/f1621f09df0367a88e0ce77a3ca79f14b865527ca90aafa5956eff65cbb9c2b3.jpg

2025-09-24 16:49:49 UTC

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There will be a big winter car event, yes. Definitely some winter sports. I live 10 minutes away from a skilift 😄

2025-09-24 16:39:32 UTC

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😄 tis only 6⁰C here

2025-09-24 14:38:48 UTC

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So can a Fiat 500L from the 70s 😄

2025-09-22 16:29:01 UTC

I like the number 8. No real significance to it, only that it’s a good rounded number that’s loopy but also closed.

2025-09-21 21:00:25 UTC

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Alright, alright, watchman, let me be specific. It's over in the 3 o clock corner.

2025-09-21 20:41:03 UTC

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I already have. 🥲🥰
Just need to do the marrying part.

2025-09-21 18:38:53 UTC

Say what you want about Charlie Kirk, but the guy did something meaningful and worthwhile during his time on Earth that captured many hearts and minds.
Not many are capable of that and it’s quite an incredible feat for a young man like him.

2025-09-21 15:16:21 UTC

I never directly insult people.
I say things, observable things, and the receiver insult themselves with it on their own.

2025-09-20 17:53:37 UTC

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Probably a word I muted. 😄

2025-09-20 13:59:44 UTC

Cars producing the soundtrack in our mountains today. 🔊
https://blossom.primal.net/1895be4d66f77c88e7c4426b06ac861cffa2cd3e39063a9aa156ecee9fc976c4.mp4

2025-09-19 16:32:02 UTC

Classic Porsche adverts, part 3
https://blossom.primal.net/567547715adb272abd75cd42435a774bfa6af1359da80484cd0e2603bab03262.jpg

2025-09-19 15:05:11 UTC

Not too bad
https://blossom.primal.net/432bad299e5a2f2c776f5fdc7cf58b2b01a008da9cab0b3dec4fd1aef1c7c1cb.jpg

2025-09-18 20:37:31 UTC

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No one in particular. Putting my standards out there in the open.

2025-09-18 19:39:05 UTC

Classic Porsche advert, part 2
https://blossom.primal.net/94016dfe160fcb3b170430c9b4457cbc48f41526c64d7c063d4ef4c49abf92aa.jpg

2025-09-18 19:37:35 UTC

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Either way, it would make a great mantle piece 😉 It's a great piece of Swiss history in your home.

2025-09-18 15:47:49 UTC

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It's going to be Emmanuel's DNA

2025-09-17 15:42:13 UTC

The herder must run wild and free
https://blossom.primal.net/7a70c17d5e5717c8569f8242380a75ad33488e5337577c8986a17e8697e85ab4.mp4

2025-09-16 22:27:26 UTC

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You will only like me when I’m hangry 😄

2025-09-16 21:38:14 UTC

You can just tell that some people have been badly damaged by someone, something, and possibly the environment they've chosen to be in.
Nostr can fuck you up in the head if you're not careful.