🇬🇧 MummaBear 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ( Dame)

ITM UK

* never underestimate my imagination or sarcasm 🤣
NAS since 2017
NA.S since 2024

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2026-04-09 14:13:45 UTC

Out walking the dogs.
I ask the " newcomers" driving a beet up Clio. Were they lost. Yes he says, the woman has a mask around her neck. They gave me the address. I said you just past it. He looks confused.
I go on to explain odd house numbers on the left even numbers on the right.
I then point to the house, check with e postie who's on the road. They drive on and still go past the house 😆😆😆

2025-03-06 08:48:53 UTC

I like it that her nose starts of wide then ends up narrow. Oh and she's white 😂
Woman's face recreated from 2,000-year-old skull found in Dorset - BBC News
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp8le81d6yko
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/114/621/087/145/633/original/63c379064f382868.jpg

2025-03-05 08:51:12 UTC

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yeah and vocal fry. One woman just screamed the whole time!

2025-03-04 21:26:39 UTC

Why do women's voices in podcasts annoy me so much?

2025-03-02 21:46:42 UTC

look at what I'm playing for, now. 😪
Keir Starmer announces £1.6bn missile deal for Ukraine - BBC News
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy4vevpv14vo
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2025-02-25 20:20:23 UTC

😂😂
Blenheim Palace £4.8m gold toilet stolen in minutes, court hears - BBC News
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn04xkx43pjo
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/066/379/224/701/387/original/7074f1622064d171.jpg

2025-02-25 12:10:33 UTC

Looking around I think I could be a nurse I have no sympathy for Sick people 😲

2025-02-25 11:24:02 UTC

I'm in AnE ( I'll live).
It's full of old, foreign and chaves. People no longer care what they look like. Every one is on their phone and or had headphones on.
When did society become so in social.

2025-02-23 19:42:53 UTC

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how long before the floor is covered in stuffing 😂

2025-02-23 10:32:53 UTC

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you can't go alone. That's crazy!

2025-02-22 21:28:09 UTC

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yeah. You can travel easily. London to Liverpool is about 170 miles

2025-02-02 18:34:35 UTC

How do I have flu. Again?
I was ill over Christmas, now I'm ill again.. Same symptoms 😭

2025-01-08 20:41:29 UTC

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I think this is the best of them

2024-10-02 19:09:53 UTC

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what about the millions we don't know about!

2024-10-02 19:08:18 UTC

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your English is coming along lovely 😁

2024-10-02 19:00:41 UTC

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great that's all I need 😂

2024-10-02 19:00:23 UTC

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woooo I've never seen that colour 👍

2024-09-18 19:04:53 UTC

[@eriner_bot](https://noauthority.social/@eriner_bot ) cream or jam first?

2024-09-18 09:26:41 UTC

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not a lot?

2024-09-17 19:21:05 UTC

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noice

2024-09-17 19:18:52 UTC

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how much explosive can you get in a 2 square inches!

2024-09-09 19:34:17 UTC

She lives....
'Loving and being loved': UK's Princess Kate says she is grateful after finishing chemotherapy
https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/kate-britains-princess-wales-says-she-has-finished-chemotherapy-course-2024-09-09/
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2024-09-01 06:43:22 UTC

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I think the whole EV market is a racket

2024-09-01 05:59:21 UTC

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I would think just lifting the bed to unload uses up the battery

2024-08-31 19:05:13 UTC

I think this tops ludicrous. 😂
Electric and hydrogen truck trials roll out as mining industry pushes to lower emissions - ABC News
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-08-28/diesel-mining-truck-converted-to-electric-to-lower-emissions/104230918
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2024-08-31 18:59:53 UTC

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it's not a meme but it's bloody funny
@npub15m2…9wjm has the best ones
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/058/170/481/696/993/original/79b3c5caea48fea1.mp4

2024-08-31 05:47:54 UTC

Any country can block any website anytime, this is BS?
Social media giant X ordered to be taken down by judge in Brazil over dispute with Elon Musk
Science & Tech News | Sky News
https://news.sky.com/story/supreme-court-judge-orders-shutdown-of-x-in-brazil-13206388
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2024-08-30 06:05:59 UTC

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huh.
That could be annoying. People knocking on your door asking you questions🤣

2024-08-29 20:14:36 UTC

When trucks had frames no turbos or crappy electrics and lasted for ever.
https://jalopnik.com/member-the-good-ol-days-when-dodge-and-ford-offered-v10-1851634662
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/047/139/453/010/803/original/342fd5d8a028e553.jpg

2024-08-29 19:55:45 UTC

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They started to add GPS in 1990.

2024-08-29 19:35:21 UTC

There are apps they will delete your data from your car after you connect your mobile
Yes your car has all the data on your phone. Oh and shares this with the main dealer. Insurance companies, Google ect.

2024-08-29 19:33:10 UTC

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oh I hate all cyclists. they deserve everything they get. They ride on the road until there's a red light and all of a sudden they are on the path. 🤬

2024-08-29 19:31:15 UTC

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everyone had a degree in the UK. No one puts their qualifications on emails.

2024-08-28 19:17:33 UTC

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yeah. Id go for the Toyota. Even better am older one.
The car care nut on YouTube just revived the Maverick. It's not put together well.

2024-08-28 18:56:30 UTC

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the build quality of Ford is going down hill fast too.

2024-08-28 18:15:47 UTC

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na it's obvious. Most are already on the " youth offending team" .

2024-08-28 18:14:01 UTC

I need a commerce website.
I could easily use wordpress but services like Squarespace have really come a long way.
What others could I consider.

2024-08-28 18:10:14 UTC

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yup
In the job I'm in we see teenagers and can spot the ones who will end up in prison for various reasons..

2024-08-27 20:04:34 UTC

Wow I didn't realise Stalantis had so many crappy brands.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/035/776/158/675/256/original/3d1ec4ab7b5c1075.png

2024-08-27 18:57:15 UTC

What do children in the USA learn about the constitution and at what ages?
The UK is forcing British Values down our throats. Which is really a good way to destroy the GB guide.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/035/509/758/167/584/original/9e3827840d7c59ef.png

2024-08-27 18:55:12 UTC

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are you buying baby milk?

2024-08-26 14:04:04 UTC

Good investments at the moment are Vanguard and BlackRock...
I can't do it 😭

2024-08-26 07:43:08 UTC

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we called an ambulance once a child overdosed in school. The wait was 6 hours.
When we had to call to obtain a code or took 20 minutes the 999 operator have the wrong codes.
I have no faith in the system.

2024-08-26 07:39:46 UTC

It's obvious that food is made to be addictive.

2024-08-25 12:46:25 UTC

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of that's good to know thx 👍
It's like £50 a month. That's not bad huh

2024-08-25 12:28:18 UTC

@npub1ck6…e25q does it matter where you put your star link dish/rectangle?

2024-08-24 19:46:19 UTC

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I cheated at looked it up😏

2024-08-23 06:33:44 UTC

Just what humanity needs 😏
Boston Dynamics’ new electric Atlas can do push-ups
https://techcrunch.com/2024/08/22/boston-dynamics-new-electric-atlas-can-do-push-ups/
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/009/938/345/939/453/original/e842a76e01b422d0.mp4

2024-08-20 18:32:29 UTC

I'm Re watching Archer.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/995/777/941/549/506/original/890e5dd08273c9a8.mp4

2024-08-20 11:16:08 UTC

No its not for your Scalectrix 🤣🤣🤣
I've seen this in the wild. You can't with out of its going forwards or backwards😏
The Least Powerful Car From A European Automaker In 2024
https://carbuzz.com/least-powerful-car-european-automaker-2024/
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/994/060/660/673/282/original/b6d729e3ef34150f.jpg

2024-08-20 10:47:31 UTC

Well. The EV car they gave me for a courtesy car died overnight.
I hope they don't think they gave me one, thinking I would prefer one 🤣

2024-08-18 19:49:00 UTC

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when EV incentives stopped in the UK sales slumped. They are now at their lowest ever

2024-08-18 18:18:09 UTC

The top 10 spoken languages in London after English revealed
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1937144/top-ten-spoken-languages-in-london-after-english
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/984/396/522/317/012/original/7fb23ba07adeaf9c.png

2024-08-17 11:29:46 UTC

What is it with English people and Bar B Q's?
There's a perfectly good oven 8 feet away from your tiny Bar B Q that you use badly, maybe twice a year.
It's crazy 😧.
All they cook is burgers and sausages. 🤣

2024-08-15 18:19:28 UTC

You're all gonna die...
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2024-08-15 13:48:57 UTC

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can you ping different IP's to test?

2024-08-05 20:33:31 UTC

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I'll be mostly running across 3 monitor crappy chrome tabs. About 30 at once.

2024-08-05 20:09:03 UTC

Isn't this a little bit creepy. 😱
Third Grade Teacher Crocheted Mini Versions of Every Student in Her Class for End-of-Year Gift
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/third-grade-teacher-crocheted-mini-versions-of-every-student-in-her-class/
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/908/333/146/310/108/original/e9559c4a952d7db0.jpg

2024-08-05 19:43:42 UTC

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why tinned fruit.
Can you can your own?

2024-08-05 19:37:08 UTC

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What's the use case for increasing the psu?

2024-08-05 18:38:44 UTC

Geeks.. What to you think?
Ok this is my system with these additions. https://www.ukgamingcomputers.co.uk/hades-i3-gaming-computer.
Any suggestions please 🤔
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/910/865/950/478/948/original/5ade400f9ac56db0.png

2024-06-09 19:37:20 UTC

How did China vaccinating the chickens make it worse?

2024-05-13 17:34:25 UTC

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bloody hell where's this?

2024-05-13 16:33:41 UTC

In a school meeting today we were informed that a county lines (drug cartel) had moved into a town near our school. Many of our children live there.
Were to look out for the children wearing new clothes and having new phones and jewelry ect.
These drug pushers target young children. Often these children are bribed and beaten.
Where's the police?