🇬🇧 MummaBear 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ( Dame)

ITM UK

* never underestimate my imagination or sarcasm 🤣
NAS since 2017
NA.S since 2024

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2026-04-11 19:13:29 UTC

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I can't get my dog to pick up one 🥺

2026-04-11 14:44:49 UTC

Oooh please 🥺
KitKat truck flanked by security convoy after 12-tonne chocolate theft https://share.google/ZPSvH25NyP0T4WQHs
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/386/607/131/830/807/original/98b90a8337fddff6.png

2026-04-11 07:56:38 UTC

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enough

2026-04-10 18:38:06 UTC

Ireland is on the verge of civil war.
Any boots on the ground?

2026-04-09 14:13:45 UTC

Out walking the dogs.
I ask the " newcomers" driving a beet up Clio. Were they lost. Yes he says, the woman has a mask around her neck. They gave me the address. I said you just past it. He looks confused.
I go on to explain odd house numbers on the left even numbers on the right.
I then point to the house, check with e postie who's on the road. They drive on and still go past the house 😆😆😆

2025-03-08 19:33:54 UTC

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your shocks are busted?

2025-03-07 21:53:36 UTC

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I use my nanna's old singer machine. It's just lovely.
Dress making is very rewarding. I hope she's learns and enjoys it for many years

2025-03-07 21:45:35 UTC

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yeah it's really slow going

2025-03-07 17:06:46 UTC

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UK laws restrict purchasing.
I went through all the sign up and received some long law rubbish.
Did I do it wrong?

2025-03-07 08:58:26 UTC

What frigging BTC app lets you purchase in the UK ?

2025-03-07 06:33:46 UTC

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that will put you in prison over here 😂.
All garages take it for free to be " recycled"

2025-03-06 08:48:53 UTC

I like it that her nose starts of wide then ends up narrow. Oh and she's white 😂
Woman's face recreated from 2,000-year-old skull found in Dorset - BBC News
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp8le81d6yko
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/114/621/087/145/633/original/63c379064f382868.jpg

2025-03-05 08:51:12 UTC

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yeah and vocal fry. One woman just screamed the whole time!

2025-03-04 21:26:39 UTC

Why do women's voices in podcasts annoy me so much?

2025-03-04 21:21:04 UTC

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yeah i agree

2025-03-02 21:46:42 UTC

look at what I'm playing for, now. 😪
Keir Starmer announces £1.6bn missile deal for Ukraine - BBC News
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy4vevpv14vo
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2025-03-02 21:42:38 UTC

Another one!
Polish drug dealer avoids deportation because he 'doesn't speak the language'
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/02/28/polish-drug-dealer-avoids-deportation/
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/095/014/341/842/269/original/5892e2173317b362.png

2025-02-25 20:20:23 UTC

😂😂
Blenheim Palace £4.8m gold toilet stolen in minutes, court hears - BBC News
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn04xkx43pjo
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/066/379/224/701/387/original/7074f1622064d171.jpg

2025-02-25 12:10:33 UTC

Looking around I think I could be a nurse I have no sympathy for Sick people 😲

2025-02-25 11:24:02 UTC

I'm in AnE ( I'll live).
It's full of old, foreign and chaves. People no longer care what they look like. Every one is on their phone and or had headphones on.
When did society become so in social.

2025-02-24 22:26:00 UTC

I've just learnt why I have flu every year at the same time.
Shedding. As a teacher I'm exposed to the children after they have their flu jabs.
The Grimerica show is great.
https://media.blubrry.com/grimerica_outlawed_plus/grimerica.ca/files/podcasts/outlawedplus/ALEXANDRAPLUS.mp3

2025-02-24 10:00:40 UTC

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na, some guy was arrested for hitting a player 😔

2025-02-24 07:57:34 UTC

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crikey. Nothing is allowed in the UK. The last thing to be thrown was coins😲

2025-02-23 19:42:53 UTC

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how long before the floor is covered in stuffing 😂

2025-02-23 18:12:13 UTC

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the UK used to have football gangs and riots.... Things had to change.

2025-02-23 10:32:53 UTC

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you can't go alone. That's crazy!

2025-02-22 21:28:09 UTC

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yeah. You can travel easily. London to Liverpool is about 170 miles

2025-02-21 18:56:51 UTC

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a news business idea 👍

2025-02-02 18:34:35 UTC

How do I have flu. Again?
I was ill over Christmas, now I'm ill again.. Same symptoms 😭

2025-01-25 06:48:37 UTC

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the truth is your perception?

2025-01-08 20:49:47 UTC

I'm receiving spam phone calls from New York 🤣
Who sold my number to the Americans 🥴

2025-01-08 20:41:29 UTC

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I think this is the best of them

2025-01-08 20:17:26 UTC

Trying this new search engine.
Thoughts?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/794/576/968/357/694/original/cdd8f8dcd146d114.png

2024-10-02 19:09:53 UTC

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what about the millions we don't know about!

2024-10-02 19:08:40 UTC

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noooooo

2024-10-02 19:08:18 UTC

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your English is coming along lovely 😁

2024-10-02 19:00:41 UTC

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great that's all I need 😂

2024-10-02 19:00:23 UTC

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woooo I've never seen that colour 👍

2024-10-01 16:21:31 UTC

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ok thx.
Starting a side hustle was wondering

2024-09-22 10:20:21 UTC

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that's not even a thing. You're gonna shred it. The data had already been backed up

2024-09-22 08:20:37 UTC

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what's true?

2024-09-18 19:04:53 UTC

[@eriner_bot](https://noauthority.social/@eriner_bot ) cream or jam first?

2024-09-18 16:40:13 UTC

[@eriner_bot](https://noauthority.social/@eriner_bot ) describe UK tourism.

2024-09-18 09:26:41 UTC

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not a lot?

2024-09-17 19:21:05 UTC

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noice

2024-09-17 19:18:52 UTC

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how much explosive can you get in a 2 square inches!

2024-09-17 16:38:10 UTC

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who has a pager?

2024-09-13 15:31:56 UTC

Oh feck sake we done this years ago 😱
Belfast student builds robot to solve Rubik's Cube - BBC News
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20rqyk27rvo

2024-09-11 18:45:04 UTC

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well you don't want to work for a company that has no soul. Luck escapes.

2024-09-11 18:18:54 UTC

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ask for feedback..👍

2024-09-10 18:58:30 UTC

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in the UK they don't even tell you, no but no thanks.

2024-09-09 19:34:17 UTC

She lives....
'Loving and being loved': UK's Princess Kate says she is grateful after finishing chemotherapy
https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/kate-britains-princess-wales-says-she-has-finished-chemotherapy-course-2024-09-09/
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2024-09-03 19:06:05 UTC

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you forgot to block. And or change number 🥰

2024-09-02 18:27:04 UTC

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are those owned in the country!

2024-09-01 19:34:57 UTC

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na they were in the woods. It's will come to me in a week or so🧐

2024-09-01 13:45:10 UTC

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where's the pig now?

2024-09-01 06:43:22 UTC

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I think the whole EV market is a racket

2024-09-01 05:59:21 UTC

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I would think just lifting the bed to unload uses up the battery

2024-08-31 19:05:13 UTC

I think this tops ludicrous. 😂
Electric and hydrogen truck trials roll out as mining industry pushes to lower emissions - ABC News
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-08-28/diesel-mining-truck-converted-to-electric-to-lower-emissions/104230918
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2024-08-31 18:59:53 UTC

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it's not a meme but it's bloody funny
@npub15m2…9wjm has the best ones
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/058/170/481/696/993/original/79b3c5caea48fea1.mp4

2024-08-31 18:13:33 UTC

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YT is the only thing I watch.
The ancient history stuff is fascinating

2024-08-31 12:57:17 UTC

Fecking biscuits!
I'm watching a You tube video and the guy briefly mentions Temu not an advert, but talking to a person shopping for stuff.
I do a search online, totally unrelated and all my results refer to products on Temu.
Nice work Google 🤔

2024-08-31 05:47:54 UTC

Any country can block any website anytime, this is BS?
Social media giant X ordered to be taken down by judge in Brazil over dispute with Elon Musk
Science & Tech News | Sky News
https://news.sky.com/story/supreme-court-judge-orders-shutdown-of-x-in-brazil-13206388
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/055/056/987/537/281/original/a4d598f501776007.jpg

2024-08-30 20:39:05 UTC

I was trying to explain to a friend that seeds from a plant won grow ( GMO) and this is why Africa is starving.
Do you have an example? I don't think she believed me😣

2024-08-30 19:48:14 UTC

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picture?

2024-08-30 06:05:59 UTC

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huh.
That could be annoying. People knocking on your door asking you questions🤣

2024-08-29 20:14:36 UTC

When trucks had frames no turbos or crappy electrics and lasted for ever.
https://jalopnik.com/member-the-good-ol-days-when-dodge-and-ford-offered-v10-1851634662
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/047/139/453/010/803/original/342fd5d8a028e553.jpg

2024-08-29 20:05:43 UTC

My neighbour burns incense sticks things.
Feck they stink, they make me cough and my throat, sore.
I bet she is unaware of the chemicals she's burning 🥵

2024-08-29 20:03:43 UTC

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yeah they are all knob heads.

2024-08-29 19:58:27 UTC

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the website is vague.
https://gmnavdisc.navigation.com/models/Catalog/Catalog_Buick_LaCrosse/en_US/GMNA/USD
I'm guessing if you plugged into the obd port or might say.

2024-08-29 19:55:45 UTC

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They started to add GPS in 1990.

2024-08-29 19:47:02 UTC

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does the car have a SIM card?

2024-08-29 19:35:21 UTC

There are apps they will delete your data from your car after you connect your mobile
Yes your car has all the data on your phone. Oh and shares this with the main dealer. Insurance companies, Google ect.

2024-08-29 19:33:10 UTC

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oh I hate all cyclists. they deserve everything they get. They ride on the road until there's a red light and all of a sudden they are on the path. 🤬

2024-08-29 19:31:15 UTC

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everyone had a degree in the UK. No one puts their qualifications on emails.

2024-08-28 19:17:33 UTC

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yeah. Id go for the Toyota. Even better am older one.
The car care nut on YouTube just revived the Maverick. It's not put together well.

2024-08-28 18:56:30 UTC

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the build quality of Ford is going down hill fast too.

2024-08-28 18:15:47 UTC

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na it's obvious. Most are already on the " youth offending team" .

2024-08-28 18:14:01 UTC

I need a commerce website.
I could easily use wordpress but services like Squarespace have really come a long way.
What others could I consider.

2024-08-28 18:10:14 UTC

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yup
In the job I'm in we see teenagers and can spot the ones who will end up in prison for various reasons..

2024-08-28 17:24:23 UTC

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today a kitten, tomorrow a mass murderer. 🤬

2024-08-28 05:51:48 UTC

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they have too many models.
Jeep should be jeep. Everyone is going High-end😭

2024-08-27 20:04:34 UTC

Wow I didn't realise Stalantis had so many crappy brands.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/035/776/158/675/256/original/3d1ec4ab7b5c1075.png

2024-08-27 18:57:15 UTC

What do children in the USA learn about the constitution and at what ages?
The UK is forcing British Values down our throats. Which is really a good way to destroy the GB guide.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/035/509/758/167/584/original/9e3827840d7c59ef.png

2024-08-27 18:55:12 UTC

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are you buying baby milk?

2024-08-26 14:04:04 UTC

Good investments at the moment are Vanguard and BlackRock...
I can't do it 😭

2024-08-26 07:43:08 UTC

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we called an ambulance once a child overdosed in school. The wait was 6 hours.
When we had to call to obtain a code or took 20 minutes the 999 operator have the wrong codes.
I have no faith in the system.

2024-08-26 07:39:46 UTC

It's obvious that food is made to be addictive.

2024-08-26 06:23:06 UTC

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ok now try and get the access cover for that defibrillator !
Do Ambulance response times depend on the injury?
We've had some dreadful times given when phoning for children at school.
But when I needed one I'd was minutes.

2024-08-25 19:36:51 UTC

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omg really? Huh.
Remember when ever town must have a defibrillator....... 2020 ISH.

2024-08-25 19:09:58 UTC

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omg there everywhere.
The ones on the streets are libraries. So many people have them in their gardens 🤣

2024-08-25 19:08:01 UTC

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so many were pretty much a third world country.

2024-08-25 12:46:25 UTC

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of that's good to know thx 👍
It's like £50 a month. That's not bad huh

2024-08-25 12:28:18 UTC

@npub1ck6…e25q does it matter where you put your star link dish/rectangle?

2024-08-24 19:46:19 UTC

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I cheated at looked it up😏

2024-08-24 19:31:03 UTC

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good point.
There's loads of charity shops👍

2024-08-24 16:31:16 UTC

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I've started looking for tableware in charity shops. The old stuff is the best

2024-08-24 09:15:35 UTC

Where would you source the parts😏https://www.thedrive.com/news/wrecked-lexus-lfa-on-copart-could-be-the-queen-of-all-engine-swap-donors
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/016/235/271/443/340/original/e0835ed6367bc361.jpg

2024-08-23 06:33:44 UTC

Just what humanity needs 😏
Boston Dynamics’ new electric Atlas can do push-ups
https://techcrunch.com/2024/08/22/boston-dynamics-new-electric-atlas-can-do-push-ups/
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/009/938/345/939/453/original/e842a76e01b422d0.mp4

2024-08-20 18:55:20 UTC

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the 12v I think it is that gets the big battery going