Dirk Ritter

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Die Satire ist tot;
besiegt von einer Realität™, die jeder Beschreibung spottet.
Hoch lebe die Satire! Hurra!

Satire is dead;
defeated by a reality®, that mockingly defies any description.
Long live satire! Hooray!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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2026-05-21 03:50:58 UTC

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BTW! The lost magic of calling things by their true names!
A “personal brown shirt insurrection fund“ for Hitler to stay in power forever, by using brute force, funded legally by tax payer's money.

2026-05-21 02:33:09 UTC

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Amazing. And you're absolutely sure there are no riots on the streets? 🤔
Nah! I get it. Too busy cursing at us for making unreasonable suggestions that would sort of interfere with daily routine for a week or so. Bollocks! /o\

2026-05-21 02:26:53 UTC

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Please excuse me for a moment while I have to read this again in order to parse it:
»"There's no longer a venue to challenge the legality of this settlement," said Danny Werfel, who served as IRS commissioner during the Biden administration.«
Nope. Still not registering. It's simply too much to cope with.
Did they just openly admit the system legally facilitates the president to hire his personal brown shirt insurrection goons, using tax payer money, because he can sue the state any day for whatever weird reason and settle the case with himself and his muppet regime for whatever amount of money he thinks he wants or what? Because it sounds *exactly* like that.

2026-05-21 02:15:48 UTC

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Sure. They've got their priorities. I get it. 👍
😢 😭

2026-05-21 02:13:54 UTC

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So the streets are crowded with protests now, people refuse to work, every tax payer except for the few beneficiary coward boys protests and even the freaking police are complaining how it undermines faith in their profession, right? 😇

2026-05-20 23:03:18 UTC

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Everybody buys groceries 'n stuff, some canned treats maybe, stays home for a week, we're all having the time of our lives, big parties with the entire neighborhood, nice chats, new friends, nobody works their asses off for all those fascist bastards, system goes bang until demands are being met. 🥳
Ah! No. We already tried to suggest it yeasterday, didn't we... 😇

2026-05-20 21:40:46 UTC

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We've got bleak projections from oil market and logistics experts likely more than half a month ago that were looking like a desaster already, based on optimistic assumptions that are still nowhere near of becoming reality weeks later - with delays due to ships taking quite some time wrecking havoc on the markets by itself. No idea what they say now, but they've likely given up on projections and merely prepare to catch the best seats in order to watch the spectacle of the largest oil crisis to date unfold.

2026-05-20 03:47:28 UTC

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We could give spoilers - like - what about making certain demands? Like - twice our money back? For all of us? 🏆
People in charge of this mess getting dumped into the sea? Free education, health care, UBI, rent capped at a fixed price, personal debt records erased and all the good stuff, all at once, just by taxing the oligarchy out of existence over night? 😇
Not as crazy as an Emperor stealing openly from the public, feeding his goons, is it. 🧐
Ok. Don't mention it! I get it. We didn't own all the media to slowly get some ideas across for a couple of decades. Well. Bollocks! /o\

2026-05-20 03:33:46 UTC

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Taking a week off without prior notice and having the time of our lives while bringing them to their knees is still on the table, innit. 😇
I mean - it's liberating and fun like *nothing* else, twice your money back, guaranteed! 👍

2026-05-19 21:22:38 UTC

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Same in Germany, where “Never again!” increasingly seems to turn into contemporary News flashes.
And it's not the memory. Nah! It simply never went away. They just had to STFU for a while after everything was burned to ashes.

2026-05-19 11:14:56 UTC

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The Brits could join the EU again, why not, but I would be surprised, would all the exceptions and whatever else they previously got as little cherries on top of it for whatever hysteric raisins were still on the table.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2026-04-25 20:28:30 UTC

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🐟🐠 🐟🐟

2026-04-24 20:17:50 UTC

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Schnell! Da! Schaut! Hinter der Tanne! Ein Eichhörnchen! Oh wie süüüüß!
🌲 🐿️
Und Nüsse!
🥜 🌰

2026-04-24 05:12:47 UTC

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2026-04-22 18:16:30 UTC

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🫧 🫧
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🪸 🚢 🦞

2026-04-16 05:49:02 UTC

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We shall talk about “artificial stupidity / insanity“ consistently from now on, refusing the implied sales pitch altogether.
Maybe using the correct attribution will fix it? 💡 😇
#AIslop -> #ArtificialStupidity / ArtificialInsanity

2026-04-16 05:39:26 UTC

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TODO:
Learn to maintain the current appliances. Later versions my simply not work or arrive broken by design. 💡

2026-04-16 05:30:41 UTC

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To their credit: They at least understood early on how it's not actually about learning anything but all about getting the paperwork and certificates that open up entry to vastly better paying jobs. Clever! 😇

2026-04-16 05:25:20 UTC

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Either way. If I catch anyone, it's an instant block. What the... 🤯

2026-04-16 05:17:12 UTC

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Oh great. Now we start arguing with AI even if we don't use 'em, just because some morons like to pretend they're competent at everything, feel smug about being able to feed an AI or what? Bollocks!

2026-04-09 19:39:11 UTC

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LOL
U.S. media a joke?
German media: Hold our beer! 🍿
Over here they even try to portray Trump's threat of annihilation as mere word play and question whether a cease fire plan ever existed in order to disguise Trump's utter failure to enforce it on Israel.
That's publicly-funded media, btw, and I can't really express how disgusting all their boot licking of the fascist U.S. regime has become.