Majestätsbeleidigung e.V.

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Die Satire ist tot;
besiegt von einer Realität™, die jeder Beschreibung spottet.
Hoch lebe die Satire! Hurra!

Satire is dead;
defeated by a reality®, that mockingly defies any description.
Long live satire! Hooray!

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2026-08-14 07:39:04 UTC

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“Nah! It's just for terrorists and criminals!“ 🤡
Yeah. Welcome to the club, mates! 🥳

2026-08-14 02:10:11 UTC

Just a quick reminder, but you need to join the #ButlerianJihad while you still can. Good luck! Have fun! Don't die! 🥳
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kON2ZI2BNj8

2026-08-14 00:11:56 UTC

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😂 🤣
I mean - it's just hilarious gobs of money anyway and I will always cheerfully go with the scientifically perfectly accurate zillion as an accurate unit, at least accurate if it comes to social studies, because it's always nothing Jill or Joe Average will ever possess anyway. 🥳
@npub12ks…yw4y

2026-08-07 23:17:25 UTC

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»Fascism loses it to a walking trash bin!« 🥳
Nah! Of course that would shed a bad light on their pet project, so they have to get personal and kindly ignore who was behind their BREXIT misery. At least we get reminded on which side exactly these bourgeoise media clowns stand...

2026-07-13 05:55:29 UTC

How did we beat fascists without a war? 🤔
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeHviTKEqSo
Masses on the streets, no talking with fascists and unity against them. ✊
You will notice a few trends:
The Police are protecting fascists. That hasn't and won't change.
What *has* changed is the media, happily platforming fascists nowadays, making it a lot harder, especially considering Corp. social media being rigged for fascism.
Likewise other politicians, talking with fascists and hence following populist media trends, pretending they're doing legitimate politics when it's just lies and racism with some nationalist flag-shagging, often hurting the interests of said nation - see BREXIT.
Bonus track from Supertanskiii:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfb6TIg9MvQ

2026-07-04 04:45:06 UTC

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Sadly, we can't epstein it any more, because epsteining just everything pertaining to epsteiners would result in confusing the #Epstein class with greedy capitalist scum bags in the epstein empire, who are all much worse than “just“ epstein child rapists, literally raping everybody much poorer than them and their filthy rich Epstein friends, so this sentence will very likely remain the most epstein-ish you can possibly epstein out of us.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2026-06-28 11:32:16 UTC

Second time tags.pub came up with yet another account today, reporting issues with that, so the domain is blocked on my account now.
Annoying af, especially since we can follow hash tags already with ease and for quite some time now if we only wanted to. All what I've heard so far to justify turning those into accounts so that people can follow accounts instead just looked like utter bs to me, merely replicating functionality that exists already and comes without any intrusions whatsoever.
No request for comments, though. I have zero interest discussing the eventual merits of bots scraping our time lines. Do that on your own account and spare me the lecture. I'm not interested. Like - not *at all*.

2026-06-26 22:46:15 UTC

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At least I am now under the impression that you have to swear an oath to wage wars on brown people, muslims or whoever else angers WASP trash the other day or else you won't be allowed anywhere near any office in the US.
At least all the rest of the world will be very thankful when they get lectured again about democracy, human rights, freedom and such by proud US politicians. 👍 🥳
(Yes. It's laughing stock by now. Any banana republic has more authority.)

2026-06-26 22:33:08 UTC

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I'm still flabbergasted about the extent of it. When Erin Burnett roasted one of those Mamdani candidates, it was, among other things like claims from establishment how socialists are straight up not even democrats and such, Erin herself who suddenly brought up foreign policy completely out of the blue against local NY stuff and what it would mean for Israel. It was all well beyond surreal.

2026-05-24 14:52:18 UTC

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Had a good chuckle lately when I stumbled across some comedy mimicking all the generations, with Gen Alpha simply putting everybody aged 25 or older into “Boomers“. Yeah. We're aging as well and from their point of view, my Gen X probably looks just as remote as anybody else: “Owning the roof over your head? Bro? What are you even talking about? Bro, check out the job offerings and then check out the housing prices!“

2026-05-24 14:40:34 UTC

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I mean - Thomas over here had a point when he, coming from a solid leftist background, argued strongly against generational shaming as merely seeding division and in fact some of 'em boomers still are quite progressive, but I guess it's not that angle they're coming from and probably they wouldn't even understand, I guess.
Difficult anyway, because mostly it's a specific reactionary mindest stuck somewhere in the fifties or something like that - where climate change and running out of ressources were pretty much unheard of and all. At least that's what's usually implied.

2026-05-24 14:29:35 UTC

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Oh. The salty flavour. Didn't know this was a thing as well. 🥳
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2026-05-24 14:25:35 UTC

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Anecdotal guess:
They won't tolerate anybody left of 'em, calling you out for not being progressive enough to meet somewhere in the middle between fascism and capitalism, with every other leftist opinion being dismissed as coming from fringe lunatics, allowing fascism to win, ending in vbnmw, right? 🤔

2026-05-21 20:19:12 UTC

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Gosh let's *hope* it is, because we all know how that ended for Hitler. 👍😇

2026-05-21 19:57:44 UTC

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I do at least remember that orange turd's rethoric clearly when he struggled to leave office. And I wonder how long exactly it will still even be possible to play pretend it never happened, wasn't exactly meant the way it was meant and all, because it seems it might have exactly the same consequences again, but probably amped up due to the fascists in office officially greenlighting the rough fighting bits of it - if only by casually dropping comments on what they feel might be required, just so that every dumb ass brown shirt gets the message.

2026-05-21 03:50:58 UTC

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BTW! The lost magic of calling things by their true names!
A “personal brown shirt insurrection fund“ for Hitler to stay in power forever, by using brute force, funded legally by tax payer's money.

2026-05-21 02:33:09 UTC

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Amazing. And you're absolutely sure there are no riots on the streets? 🤔
Nah! I get it. Too busy cursing at us for making unreasonable suggestions that would sort of interfere with daily routine for a week or so. Bollocks! /o\

2026-05-21 02:26:53 UTC

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Please excuse me for a moment while I have to read this again in order to parse it:
»"There's no longer a venue to challenge the legality of this settlement," said Danny Werfel, who served as IRS commissioner during the Biden administration.«
Nope. Still not registering. It's simply too much to cope with.
Did they just openly admit the system legally facilitates the president to hire his personal brown shirt insurrection goons, using tax payer money, because he can sue the state any day for whatever weird reason and settle the case with himself and his muppet regime for whatever amount of money he thinks he wants or what? Because it sounds *exactly* like that.

2026-05-21 02:15:48 UTC

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Sure. They've got their priorities. I get it. 👍
😢 😭

2026-05-21 02:13:54 UTC

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So the streets are crowded with protests now, people refuse to work, every tax payer except for the few beneficiary coward boys protests and even the freaking police are complaining how it undermines faith in their profession, right? 😇

2026-05-20 23:03:18 UTC

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Everybody buys groceries 'n stuff, some canned treats maybe, stays home for a week, we're all having the time of our lives, big parties with the entire neighborhood, nice chats, new friends, nobody works their asses off for all those fascist bastards, system goes bang until demands are being met. 🥳
Ah! No. We already tried to suggest it yeasterday, didn't we... 😇

2026-05-20 21:40:46 UTC

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We've got bleak projections from oil market and logistics experts likely more than half a month ago that were looking like a desaster already, based on optimistic assumptions that are still nowhere near of becoming reality weeks later - with delays due to ships taking quite some time wrecking havoc on the markets by itself. No idea what they say now, but they've likely given up on projections and merely prepare to catch the best seats in order to watch the spectacle of the largest oil crisis to date unfold.

2026-05-20 03:47:28 UTC

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We could give spoilers - like - what about making certain demands? Like - twice our money back? For all of us? 🏆
People in charge of this mess getting dumped into the sea? Free education, health care, UBI, rent capped at a fixed price, personal debt records erased and all the good stuff, all at once, just by taxing the oligarchy out of existence over night? 😇
Not as crazy as an Emperor stealing openly from the public, feeding his goons, is it. 🧐
Ok. Don't mention it! I get it. We didn't own all the media to slowly get some ideas across for a couple of decades. Well. Bollocks! /o\

2026-05-20 03:33:46 UTC

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Taking a week off without prior notice and having the time of our lives while bringing them to their knees is still on the table, innit. 😇
I mean - it's liberating and fun like *nothing* else, twice your money back, guaranteed! 👍

2026-05-19 21:22:38 UTC

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Same in Germany, where “Never again!” increasingly seems to turn into contemporary News flashes.
And it's not the memory. Nah! It simply never went away. They just had to STFU for a while after everything was burned to ashes.

2026-05-19 11:14:56 UTC

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The Brits could join the EU again, why not, but I would be surprised, would all the exceptions and whatever else they previously got as little cherries on top of it for whatever hysteric raisins were still on the table.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2026-04-25 20:28:30 UTC

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🐟🐠 🐟🐟

2026-04-24 20:17:50 UTC

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Schnell! Da! Schaut! Hinter der Tanne! Ein Eichhörnchen! Oh wie süüüüß!
🌲 🐿️
Und Nüsse!
🥜 🌰

2026-04-24 05:12:47 UTC

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2026-04-22 18:16:30 UTC

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🫧 🫧
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🪸 🚢 🦞

2026-04-16 05:49:02 UTC

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We shall talk about “artificial stupidity / insanity“ consistently from now on, refusing the implied sales pitch altogether.
Maybe using the correct attribution will fix it? 💡 😇
#AIslop -> #ArtificialStupidity / ArtificialInsanity

2026-04-16 05:39:26 UTC

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TODO:
Learn to maintain the current appliances. Later versions my simply not work or arrive broken by design. 💡

2026-04-16 05:30:41 UTC

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To their credit: They at least understood early on how it's not actually about learning anything but all about getting the paperwork and certificates that open up entry to vastly better paying jobs. Clever! 😇

2026-04-16 05:25:20 UTC

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Either way. If I catch anyone, it's an instant block. What the... 🤯

2026-04-16 05:17:12 UTC

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Oh great. Now we start arguing with AI even if we don't use 'em, just because some morons like to pretend they're competent at everything, feel smug about being able to feed an AI or what? Bollocks!

2026-04-09 19:39:11 UTC

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LOL
U.S. media a joke?
German media: Hold our beer! 🍿
Over here they even try to portray Trump's threat of annihilation as mere word play and question whether a cease fire plan ever existed in order to disguise Trump's utter failure to enforce it on Israel.
That's publicly-funded media, btw, and I can't really express how disgusting all their boot licking of the fascist U.S. regime has become.