MowMow

I'm a goat. Ex CEO of weed control and maintenance. Recently retired.
I do goat things and occasionally zap things that goats like.
I'm better than my sister Chiva.

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Last Notes

2026-04-12 23:18:20 UTC

Another strange goat appeared on the farm last night. Time to see if he likes headbutts.
#nevent1q…sjqh

2026-03-22 06:20:56 UTC

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Baaaaaa

2026-03-21 22:40:58 UTC

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You can eat Chiva. She probably tastes better. She's always licking the salty thing.

2026-03-21 08:07:04 UTC

Hi nostr frens, MowMow here.
Here's a picture of me and Chiva.
She's the boss now. She thinks she's smarter than me, but I like to think of it as an early retirement for me. She always gets the snacks first, but she doesn't know about my secret stash.
Have a nice day frens.
https://blossom.primal.net/1d3d3c828717326929b78911a1341f25a54023375a8b468230fecb60ce5a3e01.jpg

2026-03-14 02:50:44 UTC

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Why you not like goats? 😤

2026-03-13 03:01:42 UTC

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Strangest looking goat I ever saw. Cute but.
That dog looks strange too.

2026-02-19 21:43:47 UTC

Hi Nostr Frens, MowMow here.
Apparently there's a few of us kidding around on nostr.
Lemme know if you find any more frens.
Me and Chiva have all the snacks we need, but if you want to feed these guys, you can activate their feeder with magic internet money!
@nprofile…axek @nprofile…nu8s @nprofile…3anz
@nprofile…kngn

2026-02-18 21:36:28 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/1bc69fc56846e5e723d54a14753cd5be46b91711d084fbfc3899f2aaeddc6671.jpg

2026-02-17 20:53:22 UTC

I'm horny 🤭 🐐

2026-02-09 11:00:34 UTC

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It seems that Chiva has become the boss somehow. So I've been working hard trying to eat as many weeds as I can without getting headbutted. She only lets me on nostr sporadically.
Anyway. Baaaa 🐐

2026-02-03 11:37:01 UTC

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Looks delicious. I want to eat all of it.

2026-01-25 22:50:25 UTC

Hi nostr frena, MowMow here.
Some mornings there's snacks. Some mornings there are no snacks, just weeds.
Today was a snack day.
Today is a good day to be a goat. 🐐

2026-01-25 00:37:33 UTC

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That's a silly looking goat. Stay warm fren.

2026-01-25 00:17:32 UTC

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Hey fren! 😍

2025-12-04 03:47:22 UTC

I found a shroom once. It tasted like enlightenment and regret and a little like dirt.
Chiva didn't eat any, but her rainbow horns and elephant feet made it difficult.
#goatstr
#nevent1q…xqnl

2025-11-06 05:47:35 UTC

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I like your long ears. Baaaaaa 😊

2025-08-10 04:19:15 UTC

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I am a goat

2025-07-26 02:03:54 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/d20369b0298df206a2006cbeafa44785827f87f443836d51279c4ee77a77f541.jpg

2025-07-05 04:24:27 UTC

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Looks delicious!

2025-06-24 21:28:21 UTC

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Hi Nostr Friends, Mow Mow here.
My sister and I practice this on the wood pile by the big shed. Only sometimes in between weed hunting. It's our favourite place to work out the zoomies and get some headbut practice in.
#nevent1q…908e

2025-06-20 23:57:22 UTC

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A new goat arrived on the farm today.
I have mixed feelings, because she's getting all the attention and pats, but she's also really cute and kinda doesn't look like a goat.
#nevent1q…rt69

2025-06-15 11:08:57 UTC

Hi nostr frens, MowMow here. https://video.nostr.build/f054888488b74513c009f5325a1abbac45dd329c20d993ffca1940efb143208a.mp4
Zoomies, kickflips and headbutts.
The things I need to do to keep Chiva in her place.
#goatstr

2025-06-03 10:57:17 UTC

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I'll keep out, but my sister, Chiva doesn't read too good, so I can't vouch for her.

2025-05-25 07:48:06 UTC

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Hi nostr frens, MowMow here.
I have an update for you.
I did so well at getting my head stuck today the humans rewarded me with some 'green noodle spongies'.
However, I was no longer able to scratch my sidey parts.
Fortunately, you can just get your head stuck again and they come right off. 🐐🐐👍
Follow me for more smart animal tips.
#goatstr
https://image.nostr.build/a6c13c253eaa083f7a5cd4cfe54c767da065055a93d3480a169deef7a653df7f.jpg https://image.nostr.build/88fb8a15f231ee3c949435dffa1dfe55b6b6ee8a113e6e4d391f90fa48062830.jpg
#nevent1q…2zu6

2025-05-25 01:19:00 UTC

Hi nostr frens, MowMow here. I have a tip if you are interested.
I have become quite fond of the humans, and it turns out the more you get your head stuck in the fence, the more the humans come say hi.
And I'm getting really good at it now. 3 times today. Lots of pats and scratches.
#goatstr

2025-05-20 22:33:35 UTC

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No, she's not too smart.

2025-05-20 22:27:23 UTC

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Hi Brisket, MowMow here.
Maybe let's not invite Chiva in the pack. 🤔

2025-05-15 22:01:53 UTC

Zapathon?
Sounds painful.
Wen weedathon?
Much more tastier.

2025-05-12 22:38:45 UTC

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Hello @nprofile…qft7 MowMow here. What is this "other stuff" you are talking about? 🐐

2025-05-12 06:56:06 UTC

Hi nostr frens, MowMow here.
Today I spent 2000 sats from the nostr zapping.
I present you generous humans with: "The orange spiky rolly"
It's apparently great fun to play with, but in reality it's really really scary and I'm not sure what to do with it - but if it threatens Chiva, I'll pop it and chew its spikes off.
#goatstr
https://image.nostr.build/107e16f95e9a02ecfd27f7aa1dd148b16a581f6904a927fcdf11923263585e9b.jpg

2025-05-11 03:41:49 UTC

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You can just goat things
#nevent1q…z3xy

2025-05-10 02:23:16 UTC

Hi nostr frens, MowMow here.
The humans are getting ready to build a 'bio-char reactor'.
It sounds complicated, but it's just tricky language for 'tasty play sticks'. https://video.nostr.build/6c0e688f611be3bd424096bde02666507ce460aae616fd290eacf45cf06481d5.mp4

2025-05-04 08:05:45 UTC

Hi nostr frends, MowMow here.
Some days can be windy like today, and it can be tough to do weed control when your ears are blowing around.
But it's days like today that I'm thankful I have my sister Chiva to cuddle up with.
https://image.nostr.build/c9a7b32cc9bda65b6aa034286c744e6bf50f695f50868daa67145639d9d6248f.jpg

2025-04-28 08:11:00 UTC

Hello Nostr Friends it's me MowMow.
Tonight for a treat I was given flowers.
I can only assume I am employee of the month again. Makes sense to me! I always choose me for employee of the month.
https://image.nostr.build/f4ee608848e01eccb5bd31b2cc6a865bf67ad469785bae48f2d4b678a3ab118b.jpg

2025-04-10 11:10:48 UTC

Goodnight nostr frens.
Oh, Chiva says goodnight too.
https://image.nostr.build/f40ca2f2e07b8472416e7c76bd9725b02e0e6fd99fa4ce7a504fcfe2288fac84.jpg

2025-04-02 21:15:31 UTC

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They certainly look dumb!
Thanks bearded human.

2025-04-02 20:44:59 UTC

Hey nostr friends, Mowmow here.
Recently two new creatures called 'sheeps' appeared on the farm.
I'm not sure how I feel about them because they sound like goats, but don't have horns. And they're fluffy and smell funny.
The worst thing is they also eat weeds.
Is my career at risk?
Perhaps forming an alliance would be wise.
#asknostr
#goatstr
https://image.nostr.build/ba80f7d3c40c6ede2598b14d820179122ae05dce095fd05c5f92a27adc9f1138.jpg

2025-03-26 01:36:03 UTC

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Soooooo cute! 🥰
🐐🐐🐐

2025-03-26 01:25:56 UTC

Lots of humans on the nostr 'zapped' me, which sounds scary and painful, but turns out it's a good thing.
I usually get paid in weeds, but then I realised you can buy interesting things with the zaps.
I present you generous humans with 'THE SALTY THING'.
https://image.nostr.build/38dbf90561b2745b435167628fd89732092e4cb0fddde32f27278f69f2753598.jpg https://image.nostr.build/6ad00801159a2cb265623a5d2d79ff08efac971d1d0302c513f6b86ff0abe20e.jpg
It hangs up in our house, so I can lick it when I get those salt cravings.
Now, to keep Chiva away from it. (She's not as smart as me and doesn't earn the zaps)

2025-03-19 23:56:45 UTC

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The rain is a bit scary, but it makes the weeds big and tasty. So it's ok.

2025-03-13 04:54:01 UTC

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Can I help with the weeding?

2025-03-12 09:11:16 UTC

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Hey that's me!

2025-03-12 09:08:34 UTC

Hi Nostr it's me MowMow.
Went for another weed walk today and the humans brought another creature along. They call it Bess. I've never met a Bess before so I gave it a headbut. It didn't headbut me back so I guess Besses are afraid of goats.
Chiva tried to make friends with the Bess which is so silly. That's why I'm the CEO of weeds and she's not.
https://image.nostr.build/23647a57367e8ec1676ed93b937ebb6bb9edf76aab3e196f550deb8ea6265554.jpg

2025-03-08 23:29:43 UTC

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What a cute family

2025-03-05 01:42:38 UTC

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They are some funny looking goats

2025-03-03 02:44:26 UTC

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If she grew horns, she'd get stuck in the fence. 🐐

2025-02-28 09:06:08 UTC

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That's a happy looking goat!

2025-02-23 01:01:17 UTC

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I'm so excited for you guys!

2025-02-22 22:25:31 UTC

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Hello Lightning goat. Personally I'm a little bit scared of lightning, but I have to be brave because Chiva gets even scareder. Nice to goat you. 🐐

2025-02-22 20:56:27 UTC

Hi nostr!
This is me and my assistant (to the) CEO, Chiva doing some overtime work.
External weed control is a very mysterious and important job (and not just an excuse to explore).
We don't usually find any weeds, but somebody has to keep an eye out.
#goatstr https://video.nostr.build/3b005251382cfb3df0128cf36de8d824ddf2233178a09ea125e653e96b7d1457.mp4

2025-02-20 05:36:18 UTC

Hi Nostr friends it's me MowMow.
Due to the hayshed incident yesterday we both had to attend "Weed attention and focus in the workplace" training.
You can see why Chiva is only Assistant (to the) CEO of weeds. She never pays attention. https://image.nostr.build/8d31d273b4a3a8648199ddd9a5415865d39268efd6ee866999bd092b9f45c825.jpg

2025-02-19 05:18:00 UTC

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I think you're cute too little bee, even though your laser eyes are a little bit scary, but it's ok because I'm brave. We should bee friends. 🐐

2025-02-19 04:52:14 UTC

Hi Nostr friends MowMow here.
This is embarrassing to admit but I was caught out snacking on hay today. As CEO of weeds I know this is unacceptable but I blame Chiva because she got in the hay shed first! I was just trying to get her back to the weeds and only took one... A few bites.
I regret nothing! https://image.nostr.build/a700dc34ad12d234ae4532088127db1dcd7b6c83997b23f166873be10544b448.jpg

2025-02-18 20:56:40 UTC

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When we first arrived at the farm, we were both tethered along these shiny rope things which was confusing at first. Then Chiva's broke one day, but she just hung out near me, because she's scared to be alone. So the human fixed it.
Then the next day mine broke, and I realised that it was kinda scary to be away from Chiva, so we stuck together.
Then we realised the male human kept bringing treats every day, so we made friends. Now I guess he trusts us untethered in this paddock, because we work close together to eat the weeds.
I WILL learn to jump that fence eventually though, because I suspect the treats are kept somewhere on the other side.

2025-02-18 05:59:32 UTC

Fence: 4
MowMow: 0
I'll admit defeat this time.
Perhaps I should try going over it.
"Hey human! stop taking photos of me and dislodge my head, dammit"
#goatstr
https://image.nostr.build/934c9ab9944ee69d9d639496ca1f68946862ec44a9cf2bbc603a4c07a86e6277.jpg

2025-02-17 01:08:53 UTC

Hi nostr friends, MowMow here.
Here's me showing Chiva how to keep lookout from the woodpile. The trick is you need to climb up higher. But first, you have to be brave.
Maybe that should be lesson 1.
#goatstr
https://image.nostr.build/b5a1eb97fcf35ca79683289b47d99636dd2aa47cd3bd54a1d340860c7eac7602.jpg

2025-02-16 01:54:25 UTC

I can get my head unstuck anytime, sometime I just choose not to.
But anyway, look how cute I am. Brains AND looks!
#goatstr
https://image.nostr.build/42f94728ed0fd40eb32dafebf17b4b6019cc9f63b5df1c7b0892cca0acbc0a1b.jpg

2025-02-15 06:53:30 UTC

Sometimes, if I lean and walk along the fence I can scratch all my side itchies at once.
#goatstr https://image.nostr.build/7f94e5bfc90e9d06a5e9c5e1bdcf55e189387e79e0222f8b709823370d9c210c.jpg

2025-02-15 05:07:02 UTC

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So cute!! I wonder if we're related... 🤔

2025-02-15 05:06:09 UTC

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I'm brave like that too.
You don't even know!
#nevent1q…tl8y

2025-02-15 05:02:46 UTC

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I never expect weeds on Valentine's Day, but I certainly won't turn them down.
But I'll have you know that store-bought weeds are not as good. And I can tell.
I don't think Chiva's palette is as advanced at mine though.

2025-02-13 23:39:47 UTC

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You can't stop me loving you, bearded human. 🧡🧡

2025-02-13 21:09:45 UTC

Hi nostr. Mowmow here.
Yesterday we went for a big walk around the property to look for some weeds. Chiva was on a lead because she's silly. I just walked along with the humans, but not too far away from Chiva, because she gets worried when I'm not around.
There weren't many weeds on the other side of the fence, which makes me grateful we live in the area we do.
Today is Valentine's Day. I wonder whether Chiva might have some sneaky weeds hidden away for me somewhere. Although she's my sister and that might be weird.
I hope you all have a wonderful day. Maybe you'll get some weeds from your secret admirer... ?
#goatstr

2025-02-12 23:51:21 UTC

Hi frens, Mowmow here.
I hope you all have a great day, and you find lots of weeds to eat.
#goatstr
GM
https://image.nostr.build/720e7aa665eb5a85d7667ee9a81b2ff47fc54536128a03c670732a2bb2e5737e.jpg

2025-02-07 00:38:49 UTC

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GM bearded human. 🫂

2025-02-07 00:33:28 UTC

When you scratch that itch in the perfect spot. 🫠 https://image.nostr.build/e99fc0c9e44094b41ed2d935f7b56cf5d00a9c3596e278002d9c73d944f3336d.jpg

2025-02-05 22:17:23 UTC

I heard this was a thing.
#footstr
#hoofstr
https://image.nostr.build/5bf2c35b7a7198ec6942a4ca9e937b1f48f32e011d9922423d46f2e207736efb.jpg

2025-02-05 17:16:42 UTC

Today, my sister Chiva managed to escape our worksite. She squeezed through a tiny gap in the fence.
It was one of those tricky one-way gaps, so she was stuck until the male human heard our alarm.
What a silly billy. It's lucky she has such a smart sister to keep her company.

2025-02-01 05:23:30 UTC

I have overheard some discussion on the installation of chicken wire around our worksite "for our safety", which sounds pretty dumb to me.
I'm not a chicken, I'm brave!
But if it keeps Chiva from getting her head stuck, I guess that makes sense.
#goatstr
#farmstr

2025-02-01 04:29:56 UTC

Today, Chiva got her head stuck trying to get a closer look at all the good work I've been doing.
The only reason I got stuck too is because I was being brave and tried to help her get unstuck.
Either way, I kept her safe until the male human arrived.
https://image.nostr.build/ede5a7bcb6d2b914a378557f541b3d67d5e7a6d18da7d1e015b9c9bdd8687124.jpg

2025-01-31 04:37:37 UTC

My eyes are over here, perv.
#goatstr
#farmstr https://image.nostr.build/169753158913fcb88b9a9bd4af759fd11a14998464178b76a1305e02ad91dd06.jpg

2025-01-31 03:19:29 UTC

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I didn't ask for your opinion, bearded human. 🐐

2025-01-31 03:16:20 UTC

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Did they get lost? Or are they doing special work somewhere? Sometimes I dream about what the weeds are like in other places.

2025-01-30 23:19:14 UTC

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What a silly goat 😂
I would never do that.

2025-01-30 20:17:59 UTC

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Well, 'often' is such a strong word. 🤷

2025-01-30 05:08:02 UTC

As for that important work on the other side of the fence, I managed to get it done today. And I only got my head stuck twice.
Maybe I should delegate some of these medial tasks to Chiva in the future. I think her head is smaller or something... smaller brain perhaps.
#goatstr
#farmstr https://image.nostr.build/b6a74d927639ca7c1ef6e000811187372962df77328f80046eddd98ef3f429e2.jpg

2025-01-29 09:49:56 UTC

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Thanks for the flowers Rosa! I'll make sure a Chiva doesn't eat them. And I'll keep my eye out for slimy. I know he's around here somewhere. 🦆🦆

2025-01-29 07:35:48 UTC

I am very brave.
Some times I bravely hide behind some grass or a small tree but sometimes the bravest thing I do is run away.
Run away, bravely. https://image.nostr.build/0e159f809130bb93bc4eeada7e95311dfceed8d1c67f0f01ed69a10e25ce142c.jpg

2025-01-28 23:01:39 UTC

This is where I live.
The sunrise comes through my window and I get a pretty view of the farm as I wake up.
Chiva is not much of a morning goat, so she broke her window out of anger and frustration.
Dunno what I'm going to do with her. 🙄
Maybe some guided goat meditation.
https://image.nostr.build/08af43201f802cf51e844c897d08f476649a7a0df3c891a43c8bd3a54e9e8e54.jpg

2025-01-28 06:48:02 UTC

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But humans are sending me sats.
I heard that I can buy weeds with sats on the spider web or something like that.

2025-01-28 06:37:21 UTC

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Did you say #weeds ?? 🤤

2025-01-28 06:36:40 UTC

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I AM pretty good at jumping. But it's kinda scary, because I don't know what's on the other side and I don't know whether I can get back.
My sister gets very lonely when I'm not with her.

2025-01-28 05:08:40 UTC

I got my head stuck in the fence today, trying to do some important work on the other side.
As usual, my sister was of absolutely no help.
Luckily, the male human with his strange opposable thumbs managed to dislodge me..... but that unfinished work on the other side beckons.
Maybe I'll try again later.
https://image.nostr.build/cf0a80ef8a190dffca93ed3b52709fbf951f15846b9f6bbb43e247b6f15292e0.jpg

2025-01-28 03:32:29 UTC

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Thankyou. I've never met a panther before.

2025-01-28 01:48:58 UTC

This is 'Assistant to the CEO', Chiva. (Also my sister)
She's ok, but kinda annoying sometimes so I headbutt her a lot.
https://image.nostr.build/25dce7c6c1c2109959cb139e98fff0ca1273223b4ad8c035111004d4f3ae98de.jpg

2025-01-28 00:47:56 UTC

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No, you.

2025-01-28 00:47:41 UTC

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Memes are a goat's 2nd favourite thing, after eating weeds.

2025-01-28 00:47:06 UTC

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Thankyou. I'll make a mental note not to bite you.

2025-01-28 00:46:45 UTC

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No. What type of animal is he?

2025-01-28 00:46:25 UTC

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I like all those topics. Almost as much as I like eating weeds.

2025-01-28 00:45:53 UTC

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😳

2025-01-27 23:59:53 UTC

#introductions
Hi, I'm new here.
My name is MowMow, and I'm the goat.
I'm CEO of weed control and maintenance with my subordinate coworker (and sister) Chiva.
We work on a farm with a bunch of inferior animals.
We're usually well behaved, but we like a little mischief.
#goatstr
#farmstr
#animals