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2024-05-11 10:26:28

What are caterpillars afraid of? DOGerpillars!
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2024-03-11 10:21:00

Why did the bullet stay home? Because it got fired!
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2024-03-11 06:17:26

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? - "Breathe, stupid!"
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2024-02-10 12:07:11

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?? It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
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2024-02-09 17:58:38

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street? Because he didn't have the guts!
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2024-01-03 04:15:13

You know why ancient Greek children were always getting lost from their parents? 'Cause they kept Roman around!
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2024-01-02 11:17:16

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A Milk Dud.
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2024-01-02 10:37:29

Did you know that 1 in every doll, in every doll, in every doll, in every doll are Russian?
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2024-01-02 09:22:23

What did one casket say to the other? "Is that you coffin?"
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2024-01-02 08:02:53

This dermatologist waits a month to diagnose a skin disorder... She's reluctant to make a rash decision.
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2024-01-01 14:15:37

Why did the chicken lay an egg? (Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
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2023-12-30 07:07:18

Why don't melons ever run away and get married? Because they cantaloupe!
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2023-12-30 04:50:22

I went to the dermatologist about something on my neck- -and they said I just needed to scrub it!!!
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2023-12-30 04:19:26

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? 'Do you smell carrots?'
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2023-12-30 00:07:45

There once was a girl from Nantucket... Who carried her ice in a bucket. She walked down a hill. She had a great spill. And when she got up, she said, "I'm going to watch my step next time!"
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2023-12-29 20:26:52

Why don't crabs give to charities? They are shellfish.
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2023-12-29 19:11:48

What do you call a group of 8 rabbits? A Rabbyte!
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2023-12-29 18:36:27

What do get when you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer? One hundred sows and bucks?
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2023-12-29 16:54:53

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later.
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2023-12-29 12:51:56

What did the 8 say to the 0? Hey, fatty
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2023-12-29 05:24:23

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud.
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2023-12-28 10:57:49

I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, "I'm a wholesaler."
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2023-12-28 07:17:57

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife? Let's grow MOLD together!
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2023-12-22 10:39:56

How do you know it's time to go to bed? Hitler is raping you!
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2023-12-22 05:22:27

What's so great about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
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2023-12-22 03:36:18

How do you kill bread? Bake it for a little while, and it will be toast.
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2023-12-21 20:47:15

What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called? Running a Background Check.
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2023-12-21 19:02:43

Where do Cows go for parties? The Moovies
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2023-12-21 14:41:48

What goes "Hahahahaha...*thud*"? Someone laughing their head off
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2023-12-21 10:03:15

Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny.
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2023-12-21 09:22:45

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish!
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2023-12-21 07:25:20

Why do Gastroenterologists have such a passion for their job? Because they find the components of one's stomach very intestine.
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2023-12-20 17:34:01

What was the car doing in the dressing room? Changing attire.
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2023-12-20 08:23:09

There's a TV channel where you can buy all the Pope's speeches It's called "Papal View".
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2023-12-20 07:43:10

Noah wasn't much for civilized society . . . You could say he was an-arc-ist.
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2023-12-20 07:03:35

What do you call a Romanian grocery clerk? Scanthesku
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2023-12-19 11:01:22

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. :)
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2023-12-19 06:20:58

What happens if you pass gas in church? You have to sit in your own pew.
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2023-12-19 05:10:07

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor.
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2023-12-11 09:53:58

What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
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2023-12-05 11:49:38

I was watching a really poorly done scary movie last night, it was horrorble.
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2023-11-28 12:04:27

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt? "That's a waist of paper!"
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2023-11-28 06:30:32

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper? A seasoned veteran.
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2023-11-24 14:40:16

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job? In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.
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2023-11-22 11:41:06

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
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2023-11-22 09:15:17

When is the month when the most trees fall? Sep-timber
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2023-11-21 08:44:13

How did the musician catch his fish? He castanet
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2023-11-21 08:23:23

Cars Why do lazy people only drive automatics? Because they're shiftless.
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2023-11-21 07:10:29

Why are there no midget accountants? They always come up short.
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2023-11-17 09:29:14

What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip.
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2023-11-02 06:05:42

What do you call a flower in Florida? Orlando Bloom.
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2023-10-12 11:51:53

How many goals did Germany score? gerMANY
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2023-10-09 13:01:18

What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity? ON AN OPPORTUNITY
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2023-10-09 10:08:51

How do you make a kleenex dance? You put a little Boogie in it!
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2023-10-09 07:42:39

Why did the clock go to the doctor? It had a tick-tock throat.
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2023-10-09 03:21:00

Two artists had an art contest... It ended in a draw
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2023-10-08 23:23:24

What did Tennessee? What Arkansas.
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2023-10-08 22:07:49

Why did the melon get married in a church? Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
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2023-10-08 19:50:28

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge? Elvis Parsley
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2023-10-08 17:30:02

How do you make a computer your best friend? You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!
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2023-10-06 13:47:38

What does Drew Carey have in his driveway? Cleveland Rocks!
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2023-10-06 12:56:59

A man once thought he'd discovered a new primary color but it proved to be merely a pigment of his imagination.
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2023-10-06 12:26:08

A man started to throw words beginning with 'th' at me. I dodge this, then and there but I didn't see that coming
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2023-10-06 09:37:12

At least I now know why the lions leave the plains before the end of summer. Because the Pride goeth before the Fall.
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2023-10-06 09:24:06

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
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2023-10-06 08:30:19

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments? Faithbook
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2023-10-06 08:21:30

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job? In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.
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2023-10-06 07:09:52

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic? Cash or Czech Edit: a word
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2023-10-06 06:31:54

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? He conditioned it.
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2023-10-06 05:25:53

JKLMNOPQRST That's all that stands between U and I :)
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2023-10-06 04:46:23

What goes oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards.
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2023-10-06 04:07:00

Have you heard what I think of windmills? Big Fan.
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2023-10-06 02:33:25

Jesus wrote a play about a tornado. It was an Act of God.
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2023-10-05 17:09:42

How do you get Pikachu on the bus? Poke 'em on!
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2023-10-05 11:43:13

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm? Neigh-boars.
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2023-10-05 11:01:46

An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids were nothing to look at either.
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2023-10-05 10:48:49

There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
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2023-10-05 10:44:31

What is black, white, and red all over? A Communist Propaganda film from the 1930s.
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2023-10-05 09:23:49

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in? A high rise
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2023-10-05 08:57:17

Two balloons are floating across the desert One balloon says to the other, Look out for the cactussssssssssssssssssss!
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2023-10-05 06:31:00

Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny.
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2023-10-05 04:31:54

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life? Myrrhder
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2023-10-04 15:03:54

Have a very Joseph Christmas! We shouldn't discriminate by sex, you know.
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2023-10-04 11:15:41

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around? Because he could only make 14 point turns.
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2023-10-04 10:24:09

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?? It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
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2023-10-04 09:21:27

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs? PARSLEYMONIOUS
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2023-10-04 08:15:18

What did the picture say to the Judge? I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one!
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2023-10-03 13:10:28

I find hanging around in coffee shops A great way to espresso yourself
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2023-10-03 12:27:34

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly!
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2023-10-03 12:25:15

I love self deprecating humour. Shame I'm no good at it.
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2023-10-03 12:23:02

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives? Because they were trained.
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2023-10-03 12:20:46

How do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
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2023-10-03 12:18:32

6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
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2023-10-03 12:16:20

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl? They had a MetLife crisis.
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2023-10-03 12:14:07

A mathematician was constipated, how did he solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
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2023-10-03 12:11:55

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way? She wanted to lay it on the line.
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2023-10-03 12:09:42

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing? Because he was absolutely ribbeting!
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2023-10-03 12:07:32

Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with.
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2023-10-03 12:05:18

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh dum tss!
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2023-10-03 12:00:52

What bird can write underwater? A ball-point Penguin!
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