Slow Rodriguez

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/@Rocc

Stay sharp, be safe and die free.

Competitive shooting, history, assorted nonsense, tech stuff when I have to.

Minors DNI, do not follow or interact with me if you're under 18. I don't care what Henry Rollins says this isn't an all ages show.

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2025-02-21 23:53:30 UTC

Do kids know about Watergate

2025-02-19 13:41:21 UTC

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2025-02-18 21:01:05 UTC

How much was the monetary damages to Grimes brand from letting Elon hit

2025-02-18 00:26:25 UTC

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workin on anything in particular with that?
I personally just found a use-case for that sort of thing last week

2025-02-17 22:52:29 UTC

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which one tho

2025-02-17 22:41:46 UTC

would it make me look entirely schiz'd out to just use UTC time for everything
It makes sense to me rn

2025-02-11 17:02:04 UTC

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/075c481b-efd0-45a9-ad14-dded08a26b69

2025-02-10 21:10:11 UTC

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it's kinda always sucked imo. I'm not kidding about the black places like church's or Popeyes being better.
This rule does not apply to sandwiches. Chick-fil-A for those imo

2025-02-10 20:58:15 UTC

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KFC is straight garbo compared to the more melanated chains. Turbo expensive lately too.

2025-02-10 20:32:34 UTC

Id take the deal to trade California for Greenland.
Hell, get them to take Kentucky while we're at it.

2025-02-10 02:07:13 UTC

things you hear serfs say before being beaten
#note1nz3…3svt

2025-02-08 00:47:37 UTC

This dude has to be like 65 at this point
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/aca6aa42-28db-454f-a7b9-71468ced7188

2025-02-07 00:42:48 UTC

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"Elagabalus the femboy"
:acat_stare:

2025-02-06 19:05:54 UTC

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yeah same principal as a squeeze bag
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/e9805daf-1231-4a11-83e4-64477bffa48c

2025-02-06 18:55:03 UTC

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that's such a good idea wtf

2025-02-01 23:09:38 UTC

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blowdart resupply acquired

2025-01-31 13:47:29 UTC

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/93453319-ab37-433a-9ffb-3926e2f7b075

2025-01-26 17:49:38 UTC

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I saw a dude wearing a FOG patch next to a Totenkopf path the other day.
Same energy.

2025-01-24 15:29:41 UTC

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maybe you should consider what aspects of development get you so excited and try to find (or put that into) in another activity.

2025-01-21 22:18:44 UTC

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this bitch got big walls ong

2025-01-21 17:23:03 UTC

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unplug and wait longer?

2025-01-19 01:27:06 UTC

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that means you didn't have enough if you think about it

2025-01-17 21:13:18 UTC

You know I've basically sold a car for like $50 before.
Begone. No take backs. Your problem now.

2025-01-12 20:33:55 UTC

I think the criteria for a post to be a bad post is that you can start reading anywhere in the post and know the whole post is bad.
That's what I'd do if I was John BadFediPosts, CEO of badfediposts

2025-01-11 14:24:44 UTC

if you like zeppelins there's a solid chance you'll like something else...

2025-01-10 23:54:03 UTC

Browning HiPower is something I'd really like to pick up at some point. Tried to find one as my first carry gun but they were rare then.
(milling a real one for an acro is blursed)
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/527257f4-a32c-46e4-9704-52d5917836ce
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/26b13a69-67a1-46ac-96ad-3dbadef5ff8d

2025-01-10 18:20:16 UTC

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in the gym. Straight up jerking and cleaning it.

2025-01-08 23:10:05 UTC

I use an epilator on my unibrow
real

2025-01-08 00:34:30 UTC

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that stuck out to me as well! And the odds of a Sony bigwig just stopping in to eat and chat? Seems like a magical time.

2025-01-08 00:32:15 UTC

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that was a nice watch

2025-01-08 00:04:20 UTC

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do you wanna talk about my favorite picture?
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/2ff4ab3f-003a-4034-aba8-82b8570a05b9

2025-01-06 21:18:20 UTC

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there you go. Viewer discretion advised obviously https://funker530.com/video/footage-of-new-orleans-terror-attack

2025-01-06 21:05:56 UTC

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yes, I've seen it. Brb going to see if I can find it

2025-01-06 18:32:00 UTC

short hair is counter-intuitively high maintenance
gotta keep cutting it

2025-01-05 04:04:10 UTC

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/dab5a833-1d4b-4e7d-b3c5-58dbb9bfd3d2

2025-01-03 16:02:25 UTC

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I was thinking about how face washes used to straight up have microplastics in them the other day.
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/bcbb7504-d419-4441-bcc6-71d46c8f2547

2025-01-01 01:31:16 UTC

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what are you gonna do? Just shove it in your mouth and wait until it gets soft?
Hammer it up first? Truly a quandary here

2025-01-01 01:29:48 UTC

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sad state of affairs really
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/e3766618-b8d8-4205-9e71-65f1bb16721a

2024-12-31 19:46:44 UTC

I think it's time to retire the sub/dom dynamic entirely. It's tired. Passe. Too straight coded and boring. :akonata_yawn:

2024-12-31 19:07:33 UTC

This one sounds like I wrote it
That's not what you want
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/825d4510-1993-459b-8106-0793343412a6

2024-12-31 02:44:13 UTC

the mute feature is something you should use.
It's your computer. You get to pick what is displayed on it.
That's precisely why attempts to subvert adblock is so annoying to me

2024-12-31 00:55:10 UTC

thinking about the girl who was rumored to have inserted ramen noodles into her cooter
I just realized that she may have been trying to cook them. If that rumor was at all true. That could have been the motive

2024-12-29 18:11:56 UTC

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I also boned my sleep schedule today :0

2024-12-23 15:11:06 UTC

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New Hampshire

2024-12-23 14:44:43 UTC

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/408b18a4-186e-4841-8ffd-e6a29e9fb747

2024-12-21 20:21:48 UTC

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When did you do EVs???

2024-12-21 17:23:06 UTC

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/485bfe4b-09d0-495d-9af4-b706469838d6

2024-11-30 23:14:48 UTC

damn I guess fishing went really poorly
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/add01f8e-ebda-4095-89d7-44377cd4d853

2024-11-27 18:29:02 UTC

When u switch back to a full-size handgun in winter
#note1eug…740p

2024-11-17 15:46:44 UTC

You know that video of that deer supposedly being killed by a 50cal vapor trail?
Same mood.
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/fd706138-ab56-46ab-b9f9-ddcba1df57b4

2024-11-12 18:01:03 UTC

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/995293c4-a3fd-4deb-a5db-dc4d152d3024

2024-11-09 15:10:51 UTC

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hang on what. I thought everyone did this?
I don't mean throw out the old resume entirely, just add stuff that they want and remove whatever nonsense and lies you had in for the last suckers

2024-11-08 13:38:53 UTC

I'm tired Hitler

2024-11-02 13:19:33 UTC

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/ea54ebbc-1e5c-41a1-8753-997b787fcfbc

2024-10-31 00:00:04 UTC

I traded my cz scorpion (new one) in 9mm for that npap precisely because I was shooting too much 9mm. Then right after I buy an ak, ammo imports get fucked.
I suppose that's one way to save ammo.

2024-10-23 18:47:42 UTC

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you have to black up, for science Kaia.

2024-09-14 20:27:18 UTC

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looks like you're having such a nice day :)

2024-09-05 22:17:35 UTC

Mexico has a space agency.

2024-08-30 14:26:53 UTC

The most fuckable Nick Cage known to man

2024-08-25 20:26:13 UTC

yo I bet managing a strip club gets insane

2024-08-23 13:27:45 UTC

It's impossible to make the internet safe for people who are easily upset.
Upsetting people are the internet is a core mechanic of the system!

2024-08-22 12:47:15 UTC

Did you guys know there's furry music
I did not. It's not good.

2024-08-21 23:39:22 UTC

y'all ever do that thing where you drink too fast and too wide?

2024-08-21 15:36:00 UTC

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/60fcdd58-f53f-4439-88fc-345534d351b0

2024-08-20 01:17:43 UTC

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see now we're getting somewhere. Someone could even use it for a really horrible themed camshow

2024-08-20 01:13:47 UTC

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look you can't take business advice from a programmer. It has to be big if it wants to sell. Both for aesthetic and practical reasons.
Plus it could just be the sword

2024-08-19 13:52:46 UTC

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glorp up in me munt tomato. Get me megnant (male)

2024-08-18 19:10:18 UTC

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/63d55a51-e041-455c-aaee-57f69488617a

2024-08-17 21:02:14 UTC

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/5141d03a-16eb-4afa-ac3a-61ecf9a39bdc

2024-08-16 22:25:37 UTC

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are they impressed (I would be impressed)

2024-08-16 21:47:53 UTC

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https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/a55507d8-d36a-47b0-8f1d-bd7136648033

2024-08-16 15:51:26 UTC

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a what

2024-08-15 17:03:16 UTC

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humidity be like ➰
Might wanna clean them brows up homie. Girls look at things like that.

2024-08-11 17:50:32 UTC

Girls are best when they *almost* retarded. Not full bird sped. CRIMINALS

2024-08-10 13:56:28 UTC

you need to be pissing. You need to be pissing with force

2024-08-08 19:24:59 UTC

I can't wait until all those ugly think pads are dead so the Linux weenies stop posting them.
Yes they were good. I had many.
However they are still computers and therefore BAD. QED.

2024-08-08 14:29:10 UTC

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/df847a76-0df3-4716-8991-6feaceae410c

2024-08-07 23:21:45 UTC

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/245d4d09-7155-4ba0-bd8f-b3c6bd77aa61

2024-08-07 18:53:37 UTC

NEVER GOON ALONE
#note1030…rj3v

2024-08-03 03:03:11 UTC

wait no. Now I'm engaging in hog discourse.
Played myself again

2024-07-31 22:07:24 UTC

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is this real

2024-07-26 17:48:14 UTC