Mad Chemist

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2024-08-29 19:42:08

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I can identify those as pepper seeds, but I can't decipher the hieroglyphics

2024-08-01 14:03:12

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To satisfy your curiosity:
Krieghoff K-80 Parcours
Depending on the customizations you want for your competition gun

2024-08-01 13:35:28

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@nprofile…yv2p sitting on someone's face
It's possible I'm broken...
#inkblotart

2024-07-24 13:53:12

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Straighten it out and slide it into the romex sheathing inside a switch box

2024-07-24 13:47:37

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When I read the recipe, my mind automatically replaces "clove" with "head"
#garlic

2024-07-15 14:34:47

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This is what it looks like if you follow the instructions to "gird your loins"
#inkblotart

2024-07-12 14:31:53

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All of them at once. And a very fine morning for a pipe of tobacco out of doors, into the bargain.

2024-07-12 14:28:16

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Air Force Master Sergeant
https://image.nostr.build/120e7e19974d4c8399c5a9734792d5802da457a33a06478af3da48a095c88bd2.jpg

2024-07-08 22:33:51

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Has the Warburg Effect been disproved? Did I miss that journal article?
Link if you've got one, please.

2024-07-04 03:28:05

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https://image.nostr.build/e8dfd34fe792c30ca62b18afa40e782f17da91efa296262f06e3a6eed4f41ac4.jpg

2024-06-29 13:56:07

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Preteens don't need "equipment". Put them on a bike, and convince them climbing trees is fun. Real life should supply most or all of their exercise needs.
Our weekly family ride is the highlight of all of weeks. Quality,screen free time, fresh air, sunshine. There is absolutely nothing negative about it.

2024-06-29 13:49:02

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I'll see your Euler, and raise you:
https://image.nostr.build/02e03357ab30265df3e8945b72e3548c486c5a69939c8c06a16cbd711e44f74e.jpg

2024-06-29 13:35:36

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Bar
big stack of plates (get 3x the small plates you think you want and half the wheels)
Rack / cage
Adjustable bench
Everything else is a waste of space. Mountain bike > assault bike. Sidewalks > treadmill...

2024-06-29 00:48:37

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Hemorrhoids

2024-06-25 21:21:19

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Funny you should ask at exactly that time...
https://image.nostr.build/244ab76861a8ccefd4a37910ac8f0995b52c68d665e6c947c194061b02d8429c.jpg

2024-06-25 21:17:28

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Make sure the cables aren't broken

2024-06-25 17:31:43

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This makes sense
Why are good, thank you, and you're welcome all related? That makes less sense to me

2024-06-25 17:29:01

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Julian Assange is free
!!
Finally...

2024-06-20 14:59:22

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How do I join?
I expanded the seed saving process to biennials this year and have Brussels sprout seeds in addition to the standard tomato, zucchini, and cucumber

2024-06-20 11:42:23

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If your "food" has an ingredient list, you're doing it wrong anyway

2024-06-17 20:06:17

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If she weighs more than a duck...

2024-06-17 03:07:54

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Uncle Red?

2024-06-13 16:27:39

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Pizza improves with age. Especially if it's been sitting on the table all night.

2024-06-13 04:09:39

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you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father

2024-05-30 18:25:53

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My birds identify as dogs, so I don't have to worry about it

2024-05-28 15:14:57

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Don't all boys like dolls? I mean, I played with Barbie all the time. Cobra Command would abduct her and GI Joe would have to go rescue her whiney ass. Again.

2024-05-26 01:34:12

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I hit my kids all the time
With the cardboard tube from wrapping paper. It's not about inflicting pain. It gets their attention with a unique popping sound, and physical touch. Plus, you learn very quickly that you *can't* hit hard at all or you'll break the cardboard sword.

2024-05-24 11:56:55

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2 bears with norovirus providing a graphic answer to the question about what happens in the woods
#inkblotart

2024-05-23 19:59:58

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Alby

2024-05-23 11:34:56

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That's not #inkblotart. That's a nose print from one of your cats.

2024-05-22 23:40:10

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I'm a male lesbian.
Did you know you can eat beaver during Lent?
https://www.foodandwine.com/news/capybara-beaver-muskrat-lent-approved-foods

2024-05-22 23:32:18

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https://image.nostr.build/6b3d4b101b9cf344f354b1b8f65af8202ce45ba7acb01ed7abe5dd191d25f4e6.jpg

2024-05-22 23:18:22

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You're magic
No, really. Magic works because people would rather believe in the trick, than that the magician went to *that* much effort to set it all up.

2024-05-22 23:12:14

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https://image.nostr.build/c2c011cf8e5a57017495792691900cb09b8bdb7d51d7cca24cff543e85a48e5e.jpg

2024-05-22 19:54:05

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https://image.nostr.build/458a417404ba96acee8eeeda116cb47cba74bdff8580171cc7170e072ccf020d.jpg

2024-05-21 13:01:42

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This is the first towel a clown used when taking off his makeup. You don't often see clowns with facial hair, let alone one who uses so much black hair paint.
#inkblotart

2024-05-21 02:46:21

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Most of that looks like leaf litter. But there's 1 piece that looks like a few teeth from a gear...

2024-05-20 12:01:22

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This is The Amazing Duckini, disappearing in a flourish of his big, black cape
#inkblotart

2024-05-20 02:34:57

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Get some exercise. Any exercise.
I know you're tired, but do something physical anyway.
If all you've got is 1 pushup, then do 1 pushup.
Do another pushup later when you have a few seconds.

2024-05-20 01:40:13

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It's a rule for you.
Not to be applied to anyone else.
Ever.
See, for example, Jocko's Extreme Ownership
https://youtu.be/e-Q-qxXwepY?si=nXfNOSXYxUuhXqJg

2024-05-18 11:56:46

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2 crazy (European) football fans wearing those Roman crested helmets headbutting each other
#inkblotart

2024-05-18 11:45:19

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Slightly unhinged professional misanthrope and curmudgeon who mixes things together to see what happens. A few years ago, I wandered out of industry and into academia.
I'm not sure how to upload my lab technique, or the relationships I've developed with my students...

2024-05-17 14:07:28

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Paging David of the Desert. Dave, please pick up the white courtesy phone...
https://ungovernablemisfits.com/cheapest-off-grid-solar-bitcoin-mining-setup/

2024-05-16 18:01:30

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Thaco Thursday

2024-05-15 19:20:57

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1 = El Salvador
2 != plane ticket...

2024-05-15 17:28:49

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Are "prime minister" and "arch duke" approximately the same thing?

2024-05-15 12:44:22

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It's not just "someone", it's a loved one. And it isn't necessarily cooking.
Doing acts of service for people in your tribe helps bond the tribe together.
Better living through brain chemistry

2024-05-15 02:34:10

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You kids and your non-gun-looking guns...
https://image.nostr.build/56d9215ea844c48a5fc3874f170eb4fdb251e1802a8f241b84f0697c99e1e95c.jpg https://image.nostr.build/56d9215ea844c48a5fc3874f170eb4fdb251e1802a8f241b84f0697c99e1e95c.jpg

2024-05-15 01:59:49

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https://image.nostr.build/ee512f531451916590d83f7cc2ed92126710205fc56f5037217986a2f45f48d0.jpg

2024-05-14 16:20:35

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We can code faster than they can stop us

2024-05-14 13:47:28

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2 comically stereotypical witches making out in (front of) a Bob Ross painting
#inkblotart

2024-05-14 13:28:53

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"Master" of Social Work😂

2024-05-13 13:36:10

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Mind if I steal this?

2024-05-13 13:29:51

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Bee-tcoin

2024-05-13 11:35:15

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Nothing
You can't maintain situational awareness with shit blasting in your ears.
Before I go out, the last song will be Joey Ramone's cover of Louis Armstrong's Wonderful World

2024-05-13 11:23:26

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One of those creepy bankers from Mary Poppins hiding in the shadows
#inkblotart

2024-05-12 22:09:03

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https://image.nostr.build/e3b2f292357bd00a154f9b3cbd05e4721ed404d6b82e738ebc06f878b28c138d.jpg

2024-05-10 12:39:07

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Praying mantis cleaning up the aphids in my garden
Nom, nom, #inkblotart, nom

2024-05-08 11:56:00

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Marty!
That chain's marketing department has stocked plush Martys at the check out, and the bakery makes Marty cookies...

2024-05-08 11:50:28

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Blue alien wearing a fake moustache and sideburns, to hide from Captain Kirk
#inkblotart

2024-05-08 03:48:00

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Amateurs...
https://youtu.be/kFnVZXQD5_k?si=hUOj0goMfx03MTxd

2024-05-07 19:10:19

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Real Men Don't Eat Quiche https://a.co/d/d4iYu8t

2024-05-06 17:40:05

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Medical

2024-05-05 11:54:27

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This is the promo poster from Madagascar 3, with Marty dressed up as a clown
# inkblotart

2024-05-04 14:18:35

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Japanese-style dragon tattoo, inked by an artist high on both shrooms and LSD
#inkblotart

2024-05-03 23:06:40

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Sheep with a 2-pack a day habit, covered in nicotine stains

2024-05-03 19:02:01

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I thought it was "all of us"
But you've defined it as "Americans"

2024-05-03 16:10:32

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Office pool opens now:
At what point during the flight will the doors fall off?
Who will come forward as the whistleblower?
How long before that person has a fatal slip-and-fall in their shower?

2024-05-03 11:54:27

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This #inkblotart shows the cavernous yawn of a sleepy lioness after a successful hunt

2024-05-02 15:30:37

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"ambient aware"
"talkthru"
"hear through"
"transparency"
The function has different names depending on manufacturer, if you want to shop for this feature

2024-05-02 14:51:54

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I'm getting older, and the hearing is starting to go. I leave them in, and use the talk passthrough feature as a cheap hearing aid.

2024-05-01 11:49:18

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Space owl is watching you
#inkblotart

2024-04-29 12:55:10

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This is the last thing the squirrel saw, as the hawk's giant talons closed on it
#inkblotart

2024-04-29 01:57:17

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Richard Chamberlain was great in that show.
And John Rhys-Davies as a full-size human...

2024-04-27 12:58:59

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2 naked gnomes sitting back to back, with their heads turned over their shoulders having a conversation. While they spank it and get off simultaneously.
There might be something wrong with me.
#inkblotart

2024-04-26 17:32:37

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Become a sovereign individual

2024-04-26 14:56:36

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...and, ruining the shot, the walrus yawned just as I snapped the picture.
#inkblotart

2024-04-25 20:20:30

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I only had 1 tape deck. But I did have detachable speakers for full stereo sound on the ball field.

2024-04-25 12:30:32

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This is a puma shaman (with huge, bushy eyebrows) slowly emerging from his cave.
#inkblotart

2024-04-24 19:52:47

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So when DJT wants to ban it, everyone flips their shit. Then Brandon unbans it.
But a few years pass, and now the other team wants to ban it again?
Am I supposed to not remember this history?

2024-04-24 19:47:49

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Coding is not a crime

2024-04-24 13:59:10

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The Browncoats will come for me, but I see the Serenity
#inkblotart

2024-04-23 18:51:44

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Late to the party, but
Can I plant sweet potatoes like I do Irish potatoes? They sprouted slips late this year so I was going to cut them up and drop the chunks in soil instead of rooted plants.

2024-04-22 12:57:09

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This #inkblotart is a chest x-ray of a blast victim showing how the organs turn to mush even if there is no external damage

2024-04-22 12:44:02

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CZ
Used to be a well-kept and affordable secret...

2024-04-22 03:14:53

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FOOF next?

2024-04-22 01:45:06

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I find holding a Block uncomfortable, and shooting it even worse

2024-04-22 01:38:51

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Where's Tim?

2024-04-22 01:21:59

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That tail makes no sense. Looks like someone 'shopped a random animal part ( elephant's trunk maybe) onto an otherwise reasonable critter.

2024-04-19 11:34:49

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My mind goes some crazy places with #inkblotart
This is an incredibly jacked armadillo getting a blow job from a rat

2024-04-17 20:25:06

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can we PLEASE stop conflating 'fasting' and 'time-restricted eating'?
if you skip breakfast, you're not fasting

2024-04-04 16:21:21

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Manual rewind
https://image.nostr.build/7c3d9f6c4edf981bd700b3506d958661cf8ad434bcf8cde11baf23ba3ec4c4cc.jpg Good times!

2024-04-02 15:05:05

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Are you experimenting with lights? Were these under white, yellow, or pink grow lights?

2024-03-27 16:01:11

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Have you sued McDonald's yet?

2024-03-26 19:38:00

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Can I get that on Amazon?

2024-03-22 11:59:43

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MRI of a couple having sex
#inkblotart

2024-03-16 12:05:26

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This #inkblotart is a microscope slide with a few alveoli showing what mesothelioma looks like

2024-03-15 01:36:38

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This is Insect Zorro - a preying mantis in a mask emerging from the fog
#inkblotart

2024-03-15 01:17:54

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Heard
But... 940 upregulates VEGF, FGF, CTGF, and increases stem cell differentiation. So wound-healing kinda things. 640 increases the ATP production necessary to provide the energy for healing. So why not both?

2024-03-14 02:23:17

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Why are you radiating your pants? Get the PBM therapy on your skin, not your denim.