Scott D Hansen

https://noauthority.social/@scottdhansen

Stuff happens, sometimes I take a picture of it.

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Peerless-AV: Tech Job 1 - 1994 - 1996
peerless-AV: Tech Job 2 - 1996 - 2024
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2026-04-21 02:47:31 UTC

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Amazon.com might have a copy

2026-04-21 02:46:48 UTC

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can probably get some rye whiskey more easily. Dem book stores are closed for the night

2026-04-21 01:46:12 UTC

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I was told Japan was in peril. I’m confused is Godzilla ok?

2026-04-21 01:11:59 UTC

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ahh Tricia Helfer
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2026-04-21 00:50:49 UTC

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2026-04-20 22:33:00 UTC

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it’s all good I though everyone was mad for kicking ali larter to the curb.

2026-04-20 21:43:28 UTC

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на здоровье

2026-04-20 21:21:05 UTC

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hockey and ice rinks E V E R Y W H E R E.

2026-04-20 16:09:28 UTC

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stay away from the brown acid.

2026-04-20 15:05:53 UTC

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Did Tricia Helfer make the list or should we just add her on to 2027?

2026-04-20 02:29:22 UTC

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this really upsets me as it’s the opposite of parenting. What kind of narcissist do you need to be to disparage your child online?

2026-04-19 23:06:09 UTC

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Good Lord they need to have their heads examined. I’m just short of suggesting DCFS get involved if nothing else than document the incident.

2026-04-19 21:54:46 UTC

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Freyja forgives you for a cup
of mead and shiny apple.

2026-04-19 19:35:09 UTC

Things are just ducky.
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2026-04-19 16:48:27 UTC

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it’s a trap

2026-04-19 13:16:34 UTC

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2026-04-19 12:41:16 UTC

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definitely a fun album the whole way through. I think satriani and vai are touring together this year. ‘SatchVai’

2026-04-19 12:02:51 UTC

https://song.link/a/B004DD3LJC #nowplaying

2026-04-19 11:45:03 UTC

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this will end badly

2026-04-19 01:40:47 UTC

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it looks unbalanced at first glance. Cool concept, perhaps I’d change my mind after going through a few boxes of shells.

2026-04-19 00:43:54 UTC

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as American as … and apple pie.

2026-04-19 00:40:09 UTC

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I don’t know about that. Can you do the fancy one arm rack the round?

2026-04-19 00:38:42 UTC

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doctors are evil we should go back to barbers 💈 doing the same. Drop dentists also barbers are the way. If you’re lucky they can sing you a song in a barbers quartet.

2026-04-18 18:06:58 UTC

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glad to hear that.

2026-04-18 15:36:43 UTC

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they can pickup on the vibe.

2026-04-18 15:35:27 UTC

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throw it into the wood chipper. Deport the remains.

2026-04-18 15:29:05 UTC

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you need to pack more fun into your carrier. On the plus side not too much fell out when taking the tactical rolls.

2026-04-18 15:23:05 UTC

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they like their whiskey neat?

2026-04-18 12:15:51 UTC

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sounds like someone is going to be enjoying club fed.

2026-04-18 11:46:35 UTC

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the lightning was putting on a good show last night when coming from the southside of Chicago to the house near O’Hare.

2026-04-18 11:43:24 UTC

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they plow over some of Jackson park, erect an eyesore, and I’m going to be charged an entry fee? Those asshats probably put ketchup on their hotdogs.

2026-04-18 11:19:20 UTC

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sounds like we’re there right about now given current events.

2026-04-17 23:55:23 UTC

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that is too bad, some people have no compassion.

2026-04-17 23:17:42 UTC

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well fix it in the SCRUM.

2026-04-17 20:47:08 UTC

My podiatrist has some strange toe towel art a top the exam bed.
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2026-04-17 14:30:18 UTC

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best thing ever!
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2026-04-17 11:41:47 UTC

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Dat not how you make tomato sauce. It is supposed to be with love.

2026-04-17 11:36:02 UTC

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osha outlawed them as trip hazards so they are becoming more rare. Perhaps work clowncar / clownface/ clownish / clownworld into your prose.

2026-04-17 11:32:14 UTC

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sounds like prison time is needed. She can workout in the yard and get all swoll. She can read some of dem books.

2026-04-17 00:44:28 UTC

When I have a snotty nose I want my Kleenex from Cookie Monster.
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2026-04-16 23:21:18 UTC

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it started off a little slow and then picked up towards the end.

2026-04-16 22:55:02 UTC

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as the Vicar of Christ the pope has let’s say gravitas. Some of the messages resonate and others fall flat. I find the Muslim thing confounding.

2026-04-16 18:04:08 UTC

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the pope is political. Say it isn’t so

2026-04-16 17:29:57 UTC

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what a cowardly sack of shit.

2026-04-16 11:42:16 UTC

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a few miles away from us in the NW side of Chicago where my son has a place they got pounded. His sump was spraying water at the sleeve that joined the pvc. I went over with the dehumidifier and shop vac to help out before the plumber showed up. The plumber was going to rod the main line out to the city. I’m sure I’ll get an update later in the day.

2026-04-16 11:22:49 UTC

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well two days ago you had some heavy rain, how was yesterday?

2026-04-16 10:34:34 UTC

@npub12cs…p3fq how’s the rain play out for you?

2026-04-16 09:58:04 UTC

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disgusting ghouls will burn for their part in this.

2026-04-15 18:23:14 UTC

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send them all to Catalonia.

2026-04-15 12:00:26 UTC

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road apples everywhere.

2026-04-15 11:58:57 UTC

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I saw Garbage open for Debbie Harry. That was a good show even if it was a crap venue.

2026-04-15 11:56:54 UTC

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every chance I could get I’d get the kids and family out to the rural country side so they would know there is a different way to life than the city and surrounding suburbs.

2026-04-15 11:47:44 UTC

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I’m glad it’s just inconvenience rather than major damage.

2026-04-15 11:46:02 UTC

https://song.link/a/B014M3JODO #nowplaying

2026-04-15 02:34:45 UTC

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my wife and I have known our agent for decades. We beat him up a bit when things (premiums) get stupid.

2026-04-15 02:06:38 UTC

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you should have seen the copper it was attached to someone got really creative. Thankfully my plumber knows his stuff.

2026-04-15 02:05:33 UTC

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I hate flood water it’s a bunch of work to clean up.

2026-04-15 02:02:00 UTC

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that’s crazy so your homeowners policy had a clause to exclude your roof?

2026-04-15 01:42:48 UTC

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the ‘insurance’ shysters will be around wanting to look at your roof. It won’t cost you anything honest…

2026-04-15 01:17:52 UTC

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the season of mud is here.

2026-04-15 00:16:58 UTC

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2026-04-14 01:47:34 UTC

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what happens to this HIV blood? Is it screened and discarded/destroyed?

2026-04-14 01:25:40 UTC

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that book has got to be crazy for anyone that’s ever tended garden

2026-04-14 01:06:56 UTC

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nasty degenerate hedonistic hypes.

2026-04-13 21:31:27 UTC

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where is the fire marshal to shut that illegal occupancy down.

2026-04-13 21:19:45 UTC

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the early 90’s were good as well. What a time.

2026-04-13 21:18:42 UTC

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YouTube: @TheDuran @AlexChristoforou @AlexMercouris @S2Underground

2026-04-13 16:53:59 UTC

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no fair. I might need to break out an alias account.

2026-04-13 16:42:15 UTC

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none shall pass https://share.google/EUgfZnfrAH1fdebxw

2026-04-13 15:29:56 UTC

What about second blockade.. https://x.com/joshcarlosjosh/status/2043410666791514369?s=46

2026-04-13 15:09:29 UTC

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could be abbreviation for exempt which is a legitimate term.

2026-04-13 14:40:15 UTC

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there’s dark shit then there is this. I hope they have a pleasant stay in prison.

2026-04-13 12:51:24 UTC

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that isn’t going to be the last time we see these two on body cam. It really doesn’t take that much to comply and take the ticket if one is issued.

2026-04-13 12:36:28 UTC

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hike hard Friday is only 20 miles down the path.
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2026-04-13 02:14:41 UTC

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it will be all good. I figured you’d have most of what you need on hand vs having to get a dump on your driveway.

2026-04-13 01:33:23 UTC

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someone’s door would be getting Penny locked https://www.instructables.com/Penny-Locked-Door-Prank/

2026-04-13 01:24:06 UTC

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hey uni don’t be rushing me.

2026-04-13 01:22:06 UTC

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defunded? No pay check no reason to show up.

2026-04-13 00:52:07 UTC

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how many cubic yards of soil are you going to need? Are you using wheelbarrow or machinery to get it there?

2026-04-12 21:31:21 UTC

https://song.link/a/B001NTSQ12 #nowplaying

2026-04-12 19:10:46 UTC

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in can take Iran out in 12 hours.

2026-04-12 16:34:40 UTC

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who need waffle house brawling when you have Walmart.

2026-04-12 15:40:50 UTC

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this is dumb. I’m also glad none of the icebreaker management planning/retreat things we did in the nineties were filmed.

2026-04-12 14:36:47 UTC

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any email can be more difficult to receive due to many factors. I’m glad to be retired out of the business of managing / understanding email messages / routes / hosts.

2026-04-12 14:30:12 UTC

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those were the days. I couldn’t believe my luck when building my last database host. That memory pool for database was awesome.

2026-04-12 14:27:11 UTC

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nice pumping station you have there…it would be a shame if something happened to it.

2026-04-12 14:21:36 UTC

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the shires will be next.

2026-04-12 12:12:12 UTC

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German engineering-not

2026-04-12 12:08:07 UTC

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Kalo Pascha (Καλό Πάσχα)

2026-04-12 03:29:33 UTC

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let me go talk to the manager to see if we can sweeten the deal.

2026-04-11 19:08:31 UTC

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partisian judge who knew such assholes wore robes. While im frustrated by this I’m not going to give this much of my time. The system will sort it out or it will be impeded.

2026-04-11 18:19:12 UTC

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hasn’t met a people he didn’t want slain or in chains.

2026-04-11 18:16:07 UTC

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delusional…

2026-04-11 18:13:02 UTC

The tulips are starting to bloom in the gardens. I thought my wife was mad when she put 500 bulbs into the ground.
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2026-04-11 15:21:08 UTC

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nah, they chili cookers not flat foot’s.

2026-04-11 15:15:53 UTC

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here I was just chilling out and this heroin junkie is flapping her pierced pie hole in my direction.

2026-04-11 09:56:21 UTC

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I was afraid that level headedness is an attribute of a bygone era.

2026-04-11 00:50:44 UTC

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how much appetite for expending blood and treasure does the establishment have?

2026-04-10 17:11:17 UTC

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time to put the still together and run some shine.

2026-04-10 16:54:43 UTC

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nothing is ever good enough for you daddy.