Lord Kelvin

I ain't nice.

DO NOT follow-back because you think it's the polite thing to do. If you're polite, you don't say the things I say, do the things I do, think the way I think. I ain't a popularity-whore. Rather, I may block new followers whose timelines indicate they're probably really nice folk.

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2026-02-20 16:01:12 UTC

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In the corner booth where she sat us.
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2026-02-20 15:56:41 UTC

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For me, today. 7:15am, walked into a sit-down restaurant for only the 3rd time since Covid (used to do 2x/month).
Hostess: “Two today? Booth or table.”
Me: “Whatever’s furthest from others; I don;t like people.”
(Looks @ me with genuine concern.)
Me: “I’ll make an exception for *you.”
Guy waiting by register: “That’s my kinda guy.”
Me: “Shut up.” (He smiles.)
As we pass by him, I shake his hand, “Have a horrible day.”
Him: “You too.”

2026-01-15 15:54:30 UTC

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Do I seem bitter?
I might be a little bitter.

2026-01-15 15:53:50 UTC

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Oh, geez... I totally misunderstood.
When you said "my truck" you were talking about a REAL TRUCK, not the stupid, flimsy, dick-substitutes that drive around the suburbs & can't fit into a normal parking spot at the grocery store.
Sorry. My mistake.

2026-01-15 12:44:28 UTC

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Tell me you drive a Ford without telling me you drive a Ford.
((chuckle))

2026-01-15 12:26:36 UTC

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Might your truck have been offended by some of the lyrics?

2026-01-14 16:26:49 UTC

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((shudders))
...which I'll admit, looks a bit like I'm jiggling. But I'm not.

2026-01-14 16:24:20 UTC

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Had to run "thinspo" through a non-Alphabet-owned search engine, it being a term I've never heard before.
And, uh, yeah. I'm cool with never seeing any of that BS.

2026-01-05 04:22:03 UTC

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It’d have to be 78rpm at least.
Then I’d bet very low resolution & frame-rate.
Could it then be read with a magnetic stylus? Or would it need to be decoded optically?

2025-11-23 22:23:41 UTC

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Concur, 100%.
Also, I’ve never had lettuce in nachos, whereas lettuce (& possibly other greens) tend to be the greatest ingredient by volume. At least, when I make it.

2025-11-23 16:13:40 UTC

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I’ll do a few soft from the Bell occasionally, but truth is I much prefer taco salad.
Got hooked on taco salad as a kid - mom called it “fractured tacos”. The ‘70s were a weird time.

2025-11-23 04:02:54 UTC

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I always do soft-shell. And in that case, it moisturizes your elbow.

2025-11-18 21:07:25 UTC

When recipe says drain the meat, I don’t. That’s where the best flavor is. If I have to eat it with a spoon, so be it. That’s why the best restaurants are called “Greasy Spoon” joints anyway.

2025-03-31 19:51:07 UTC

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My gut tells me it's too late to expect any election to do any good anymore. I suspect those days are over.
At this point, I expect the best people can do is build the underground resistance, and underground railroads to sneak people to Canada, Central America, Caribbean, etc.
People with big sailboats & truckers will make a decent living.
Still, keep trying, voting. It might work.

2025-03-31 19:45:28 UTC

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And with the millions of apathetic shitheads we've got not voting, and the millions of moronic sycophants supporting him, and the many who would vote against him if they weren't literally threatened with violence for doing so, I think the orange vajunt could get enough votes that he could win even without grand shenanigans at the Electoral College level.
Literal fatal mistake to not prosecute SWIFTLY starting 2020. Going to be brutal, I fear.

2025-03-31 19:20:38 UTC

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Good point.
Doesn't even matter if SCOTUS rules against him. The Executive Branch is where ALL the #LawEnforcement is done, and of course the #MilitaryCommand
That said, my bet is he doesn't even try to run. Rather, they'll cancel/disrupt the entire election, & he'll just stay.
Remember your H.S. Guidance Counselor. If you were bright, they pushed you toward college. If you were dim, they pushed you toward military. It's gonna be a military coup that keeps him in power.